Satellite
when i`m dead, just throw me in the trash.
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News Articles 17
Band Edits + Tags 386
Album Edits 354

Album Ratings 963
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Last Active 02-19-17 6:57 pm
Joined 05-25-09

Forum Posts 398
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  • Trebor. Much love
    February 17 06:55 PM
  • Jom I was just cleaning up that particular comment but I appreciate you looking out! :)
    February 16 11:42 PM
  • coneren take yer gonchie pants off spread yer buttcheeks and find out for yerself
    February 16 02:27 PM
  • coneren i got a job for you its pretty small though
    February 16 02:19 PM
  • coneren so thats you ive been phoning?
    February 16 12:20 PM
  • coneren whats your fellertone number
    February 16 02:07 AM
  • coneren your choice dude its your money
    February 16 01:54 AM
  • coneren fuuck ill almost be 32 in 5 years if i gotta get 30 bucks off of you im in big trouble....better make it $15
    February 16 01:47 AM
  • coneren so then you can lend me 30 bucks in 5 years??
    February 16 01:46 AM
  • coneren nice profile pic is that yer dad
    February 16 01:35 AM
  • coneren hey wanna hang out
    February 16 01:21 AM
  • Spec that spoiler alert saved me phew
    February 10 07:17 PM
  • Veldin haha Frank Reynolds 4 life
    February 9 05:50 PM
  • greencorn5 Yeah Chinaski got me back into reading for enjoyment after college. I like how you can read a novel in a day. His short stories and poetry rule too.
    February 8 11:32 PM
  • greencorn5 Nofx and charles bukowski.
    February 8 11:20 PM
  • Trebor. Except for like old couples where one dies, and then the other dies a week later
    February 4 01:35 AM
  • Trebor. Thanks man. I'm sure you've had more than your fair share of trauma, even if there's no real big event, it can be a death by a thousand cuts sort of thing. I guess the most helpful thing I can say is also the scariest, but when someone close to you dies, you'll deal with it, you'll make it through, and you'll probably wish you wouldn't because that makes it seem like it didn't really matter if you can just get over it, but that's what happens.
    February 4 01:17 AM
  • Trebor. A lot's happened in my life since then, it just sucks that it's impossible to remember everything that seems significant. I'm still not prepared for friends dying, even internet friends. My mom died in June but it feels like it was a week ago, everything seems to have extra weight now I suppose
    February 4 01:05 AM
  • Trebor. I looked at the memorial Sowing made and I made a comment, I just completely forgot he died. I feel like such an asshole
    February 4 12:54 AM
  • modpack i've had enough jaded years in my teens. the 20s will be the end of me if i get any more cynical.
    February 3 01:12 AM
  • modpack lol i get that a bit. people pick me as a guy in his mid 20s or some s***. don't have even the foggiest as to why, but whatever, i keep telling myself it's because i'm MATURE.
    February 3 12:46 AM
  • Dewinged Yeah man, life here is good, I live in Osaka, so be sure to include it in your plans if you ever drop by these lands.
    February 3 12:38 AM
  • Dewinged Sat, I used to live in Spain, moved to Japan 8 years ago.
    February 3 12:28 AM
  • modpack now you see I'm not even 20 and I've had s lot of personal issues so it's been a bit of a crutch. do not want to be old.... lol at rump.
    February 2 09:44 PM
  • modpack time disappears so easily like that. hell, i almost lost 3 weeks by virtue of doing nothing but drinking... been ****ing with tramadol recently, which is fun if you like numbness, but I realise it's just gonna end up ****ing me over as it has previously. weed is just mad underwhelming. if I could get into it, that'd be bliss. i'd be a "normal" drug (ab)user.
    February 2 09:37 PM
  • modpack to be fair I lurked a lot in 08/09, but yeah. and everyone of these fools treats me like I'm new!!!! I should probably start smoking wang as a gateway back to normality but idk, pills are funnnnnn.
    February 2 09:29 PM
  • modpack missed by 1
    February 2 09:22 PM
  • modpack guess my join year
    February 2 09:06 PM
  • demigod! oh yeah totally, I think I watched that show before I could even walk. may have warped my perception of reality a bit but hey
    February 2 04:00 PM
  • demigod! yeah that was too much. IMO season 8 is the last truly great one
    February 2 03:48 PM
  • demigod! I just love the animation/artstyle of the first 5 seasons, but yeah, in terms of writing, 4-8 or so was the pinnacle. season 9 was OK. Too sappy but some definite classics.
    February 2 01:21 AM
  • demigod! it looks from an episode from around season 2-3. IMO Simpsons seasons 2-5 is the pinnacle of animated television.
    February 2 12:54 AM
  • demigod! eric andre show is probably my favourite comedy show currently running. haven't been watching a lot of tv lately though, but it just scratches every itch
    February 1 03:28 AM
  • demigod! ah i havent seen that one in so long. sweet. I might need to binge some early simpsons soon, genuinely some of my favourite stuff in the world. and i know what you mean regarding the intros, but i love how far the stories go in those eps, and at such speed. the writers were so good back then, masters of the bait and switch and all that
    February 1 03:27 AM
  • demigod! which episode is your profile pic from it's been eating at me that i can't recall
    February 1 01:38 AM
  • Spec The post is still there just got bumped up and I missed it lol.
    January 2 11:27 PM
  • coneren this right here is the reason why the internet was invented you know just good times had by all
    January 2 09:29 PM
  • coneren ive never been more tempted to get banned in my entire life
    January 2 09:25 PM
  • coneren ill shovel my erection in yer butt if you keep it up
    January 2 09:14 PM
  • coneren you stupid cuunt im not some smelly lawn mowing mexican
    January 2 08:59 PM
  • coneren fluuuuuuuush
    January 2 08:56 PM
  • calmrose will do, I remember checking out their first two albums a few years ago but it's definitely time for a re-listen, remember digging Messy pretty hard though
    December 23 04:29 PM
  • GhostOfSarcasticBtrd Long may she reign.
    December 23 12:12 AM
  • GhostOfSarcasticBtrd Decided I was being excessively pissy toward you after the Alexis thread and will back off cause you don't seem so bad after the fact.
    December 22 11:48 PM
  • coneren what the funk are you talkin about the canucks are winning the cup this year and nobody can stop them... well maybe 29 other teams but if those teams werent there then nobody could stop them
    December 14 09:19 PM
  • coneren yes hello again
    December 13 07:07 PM
  • coneren my shirt doesnt appreciate that language
    November 29 10:18 PM
  • coneren hey
    November 29 10:07 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup good, we needed hopesfall's satellite mascot back for the reunion
    November 19 08:57 PM
  • Tyler. The hardware store scene is classic
    January 29 07:34 PM
  • Tyler. Oh sweet. I'm so excited to watch it, i bet it's going to be great. Did you see any of the grabowskis shorts they did?
    January 28 09:17 PM
  • Tyler. no man i couldn't get to it before it sold out. I hope they restock it soon. or stream it. Have you seen it?
    January 28 09:10 PM
  • Tyler. uncle
    January 28 09:02 PM
  • coneren YEAH I HAD TO GET RID OF HAWKS TOO
    January 24 12:28 AM
  • coneren NO FAGITS ALLOWED ON MINE
    January 24 12:26 AM
  • coneren STOP DEL ETING SHIIT YOU FUUCKIN SHORT SHAFT PENIS HOLE
    January 23 08:45 PM
  • coneren DOES THE T J B IN YOUR NAME STAND FOR TITZ JUGZ BOOBZ???
    January 20 02:03 AM
  • Germanenbingo I figured out what 1lpd means, but for a first time user this might read a bit cryptic (before today I rated 2 albums months ago and that was it).
    January 15 06:32 PM
  • Ire scatty lite
    September 20 02:58 PM
  • theacademy staff9
    September 20 01:59 PM
  • Trebor. of course
    September 14 04:49 PM
  • demigod! hey man, i think you'd really dig the album i recently reviewed. check it out if it sounds appealing
    June 2 06:26 PM
  • Ire jeff today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    May 22 03:21 PM
  • Ire bomb the buried and me
    May 21 02:27 PM
  • Trebor. baked
    May 20 01:35 AM
  • botb hahaha yes
    May 2 11:05 PM
  • RivalSkoomaDealer Meet me at the Ragged Flagon in Riften and i'll hook you up.
    May 1 07:33 PM
  • danielito19 adulthood is a myth
    April 30 10:52 AM
  • danielito19 ahahahahah fantastic tinyurl trick, got me, would click again 5/5
    April 29 10:58 PM
  • NinoKuni I heard they got him to do the drums for Human
    April 29 12:20 AM
  • theacademy they don't call him Kid Fisto b/c he's into chicks!
    April 27 05:31 PM
  • deathschool Sweet 5s bro.
    April 25 10:59 PM
  • WellFedWhiteMale I could say the same for you, sir (Or madam, if that be the case). '24-Hour Revenge Therapy' is one of my favourite records of all time.
    April 23 01:02 PM
  • WellFedWhiteMale I could say the same for you, sir (Or madam, if that be the case). '24-Hour Revenge Therapy' is one of my favourite records of all time.
    April 23 12:58 PM
  • aok hey baby - cool lenny (thumbs up)
    April 19 11:43 PM
  • theacademy bleh just workin. cant wait for summer tbh need some sun BADLY
    April 19 12:57 PM
  • theacademy trade up for the raiders pick (if their price isn't absurd) for sammy watkins. I really dont think there are any glaring needs just need to be a more disciplined team, so just draft the best player available (or a difference maker like watkins). u? how u been man
    April 19 12:01 PM
  • fuuck you
    April 10 05:04 PM
  • hello there friend how are you
    April 10 04:43 PM
  • acorncheese TJ OSHIE MOTHER ****ER!!!!!!!
    February 15 07:08 PM
  • Curse. I miss you ya douche
    February 12 04:51 PM
  • Trebor. I can now legally drink which will certainly help
    November 25 04:23 PM
  • Trebor. Dude I'm having fun in film school but I still haven't done stand up cuz I'm a little bitch.
    November 25 03:38 PM
  • someguest thank you kind sir
    November 22 01:52 AM
  • Disrupt stupid fagit
    November 6 12:34 PM
  • Disrupt oh man what have you done the truth isnt allowed here
    October 28 06:37 PM
  • Disrupt excuse me fagit why didnt you send me a text with yer penis ty
    October 28 06:32 PM
  • JokineAugustus Liking Vagina Spektor I see?
    October 24 05:28 PM
  • JokineAugustus I know you love me :D
    October 16 06:20 PM
  • Trebor. I went to a party in the part of LA that's always on the news for crime you know, and I was the only white person there.
    October 16 06:15 PM
  • Trebor. oh yeah you're in a western state now embracing that mexican culture.
    October 16 06:12 PM
  • Trebor. How was your sweet 16? Did you finally get lucky?
    October 6 11:38 PM
  • wabbit you should mezz
    October 3 08:14 PM
  • oltnabrick i like you too :]
    September 27 03:03 PM
  • Ire wag
    September 26 04:45 AM
  • Ire im sorry i could never impress you :'(
    September 19 11:53 PM
  • Spec Sounds good comrade.
    September 13 11:20 AM
  • Spec Any sweet vid's of you doing standup?
    September 12 10:23 PM
  • Disrupt send me a text please ty i got a new phone lost mine in a golf fight
    July 16 05:28 PM
  • acorncheese yeah i understand the business side of it, but it's such a s***ty way for a loyal captain, fan favorite and community hero to go out. i'm positive he'll go to detroit and i'll be happy if he does because i think you guys will take the cup home in the near future. wherever he goes i just hope he gets another cup.
    June 28 12:31 AM
  • acorncheese hate yzerman :(
    June 27 06:42 PM
  • Blackbelt54 how ya been mang
    June 27 06:00 PM
  • Ire shut up bitch
    June 24 05:15 AM
  • Trebor. Remain In Light made it to the final four wow
    June 17 01:52 AM
  • Trebor. lol what a sweetie
    June 16 11:40 PM
  • Trebor. Dude ****in wicked
    June 16 10:22 PM
  • Aids RIP
    May 30 02:59 AM
  • 8bit Blackhawks comin' for you
    May 25 11:12 PM
  • wabbit Dude stanhope m/
    April 26 06:15 PM
  • Trebor. s*** that's awesome
    April 24 01:55 AM
  • Trebor. Oh My God, it came out two sundays ago on HBO. He's releasing it for 5 bucks on his website like Beacon Theater in like November I think
    April 24 01:38 AM
  • Trebor. Did you see the new Louis C.K. special?
    April 24 01:35 AM
  • Trebor. About what percentage of your act is racial humor? 80%-90%?
    April 21 08:03 PM
  • Trebor. 21 and up :(
    March 30 04:04 PM
  • Trebor. Lawrence Arms show on Friday I hope I can go
    March 24 09:42 PM
  • Aids oh wow list UNFEATURED what the hell
    January 12 09:07 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine go fuuck yourself i hope you got aids for christmas im sober now fagggot
    December 25 02:51 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine merry christmas
    December 25 01:15 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine yeah were chatting
    December 18 12:19 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine where what
    December 18 12:17 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine hey chat time sup how are you
    December 18 12:16 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine ill chat hello
    December 17 02:11 AM
  • Trebor. Thanks 4 the support. I'm doing Brendan Kelly and The Wandering Birds too so watch out for that
    December 12 12:35 AM
  • Trebor. I finished something I started, can you believe it?
    December 12 12:24 AM
  • coneren hey dude wanna make an alt together
    December 7 02:10 AM
  • coneren um what a hello would do perfect
    December 7 02:07 AM
  • coneren hello
    December 7 02:05 AM
  • silentpotatosfan is that even you oh well
    December 2 10:19 PM
  • silentpotatosfan telephone digits what they are they for me
    December 2 10:17 PM
  • silentpotatosfan hey
    December 2 10:15 PM
  • Insurrection LOL keep em coming
    November 30 02:56 AM
  • Insurrection wtf lmao
    November 30 02:46 AM
  • Insurrection wtf was that about?
    November 30 02:33 AM
  • Trebor. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53283/Alkaline-Trio-Crimson/ Post a comment in this webzone and I will mail you a pizza roll
    November 13 01:22 AM
  • Crymsonblaze coo pic
    November 4 03:29 PM
  • Ire hi satty
    October 25 12:34 AM
  • Sirob holy s*** i know right? cant believe it took me till yesterday to find out who they are. when the night comes is amazing
    October 22 09:55 AM
  • ViralOblivion Nice I still have to check the Lawernce Arms but ill try to check out some of the others you mentioned
    October 22 01:52 AM
  • ViralOblivion Thanks who r some of your favorite artists/bands?
    October 22 01:46 AM
  • ViralOblivion Got good taste props
    October 21 03:41 AM
  • Ire agreed guys satty is so bad i heard he doesn't even like btmi anymore
    October 19 01:59 AM
  • mallen- Extremely painful. Actually, even the Os series was hard to watch at times. A few of them always struggle at the plate in the playoffs but I could never have seen it like this.
    October 18 11:27 PM
  • mallen- Congrats, we'll deserved
    October 18 10:23 PM
  • ridethesybian hi
    October 12 02:43 AM
  • Ire fk u
    October 11 03:01 AM
  • ridethesybian incorrectly correct
    October 11 02:22 AM
  • ridethesybian terrible ratings
    October 11 01:52 AM
  • ridethesybian bad ratings
    October 11 12:16 AM
  • Vakarian12 Dental plan.
    October 10 07:53 PM
  • Ire check out my pop punk band kegger in heaven we just released our new album i think you'd like it oh damn we just broke up damn rip
    October 8 05:51 AM
  • Ire listened 1/5 sucked
    October 7 04:59 AM
  • Ire no
    October 7 01:03 AM
  • Ire #lol #eww #hateu
    October 3 12:36 AM
  • andcas I guess so. I just wish they were under a schedule like that guy with the glasses.
    October 2 11:31 PM
  • andcas red letter media sure does take their sweet time making new movie reviews.
    October 2 04:19 PM
  • Trebor. I gave you a shoot out in my Apathy and Exhaustion review :)
    September 28 02:19 AM
  • WOOF
    September 27 11:34 AM
  • Ire check out blazed in a land of lightbrites by ireary ramyu ramyu i guarantee ull love it even if u hate me
    September 27 12:56 AM
  • Trebor. I got 30 song titles oh boy, just gotta write them lyrics and yell them over some sloppy fast guitar
    September 26 11:50 PM
  • Trebor. I'm starting a powerviolence band with Ire and every song is going to be about TNG. My favorite so far is "You'll Never Guess Where I Learned To Play This Flute"
    September 26 09:15 PM
  • theacademy did some travelin without the internet, was nice, but im back... bought a new lions hat too
    September 21 10:31 AM
  • bungy YEAH. Stoked for him, he tore up the summer league
    September 18 07:47 PM
  • bungy if you haven't, you should check out Toys That Kill, any of their albums, though I like Fambly 42 and Control the Sun the most. It sounds like Underground Railroad to Candyland (same dude) but the songs are way more fun to listen to
    September 15 06:13 PM
  • Jom I have no idea who keeps changing "Apologies, I Have None" to "Apologies I Have None" but it's getting just as old reverting it back as it is seeing it in the queue needing to be changed. This is like the third or fourth time in the past month. If I actually see the user who keeps trying to change it, I'll put a stop to it. However, I only seem to catch your re-re-re-re-corrections. Sorry :(
    September 12 11:06 AM
  • Trebor. The live version is so rad
    September 11 01:31 AM
  • Trebor. I've had Buggley Eyes stuck in my head for a week
    September 11 01:21 AM
  • Trebor. I opened my new review with an Arrested Development reference damn son
    August 30 07:55 PM
  • Curse. This is already one of my favorite albums ever, for some reason getting their albums were a bit of a pain
    August 26 02:25 AM
  • Curse. how in the s*** have I missed out on Latterman until like a week ago? I don't know how No Matter Where We Go escaped me
    August 26 02:22 AM
  • Hawks Eh kinda haha.
    August 18 08:26 PM
  • klap League Id: 590968Password: figure8make sure to check the settings first to prevent bitching later. draft time is flexible.
    August 18 05:48 PM
  • Trebor. Damn son, going to grad school and you still got zero reviews :(
    August 18 02:35 AM
  • Trebor. Thanks buddy
    August 18 01:09 AM
  • Trebor. If I post a review right now will you comment on it?
    August 18 12:49 AM
  • silentpotatofan oh charlie dies thats the gayest part he rocked all i know though
    August 9 01:33 AM
  • silentpotatofan what season finale was it you liked in lost? 3 or 4. i started watching it again cause i didnt really get passed season 2 even though i watched episodes here and there and the series finale
    August 9 01:28 AM
  • silentpotatofan i mean new phone, # please
    August 8 01:38 AM
  • silentpotatofan new phone # please
    August 7 11:52 PM
  • snerefedsav so i'm not sure when you messaged me haha, but yeah i realized that not long after. brendan sounds a hell of a lot like chris when he uses his "softer" voice
    August 5 09:01 PM
  • static2dope sounds sweet when does the gay sexx end? next week
    August 4 08:52 AM
  • static2dope dude its bone, wtf are you doing in ontario?
    August 4 01:48 AM
  • static2dope hey sup bro
    August 4 01:12 AM
  • bungy Yeah that's a good idea. Yesterday I was 60% sure I was going but after tonight I'm ****ing determined. Just saw Dear Landlord and if you subtract the crowd by the people who work there and the guys in the opening bands you got me and some other dude. Shows here suck. Afterward, I was talking to Zack and obviously asked what the odds of House Boat coming out west were and he basically said none, he can't get them to do anything. So now I have to go. Their set was awesome btw. ****ing s***
    August 3 02:19 AM
  • bungy did you see the bands added to fest?????
    August 2 06:32 PM
  • andcas I might if it's over the weekend and I can convince some buddies to come along.
    August 1 01:49 AM
  • andcas this is hardcore fest?
    August 1 01:38 AM
  • Kiran sweeeet, i'm on it
    July 26 02:11 PM
  • eyehategod tinyfap
    July 26 02:57 AM
  • eyehategod r u awake
    July 26 02:37 AM
  • BallsToTheWall whoa..they need to get rid of Hanley and take Buck out behind the shed and shoot him. Not really but still.
    July 23 08:20 PM
  • BallsToTheWall what trade went down? Uhhh Andrew Miller Cameron Maybin
    July 23 07:55 PM
  • deepintheorchard Whoa, The Taxpayers and Brendan Kelly. Nice.
    July 23 07:42 PM
  • Ire but i dig u so hard omg
    July 20 04:46 PM
  • BirthRite well I'm still here so I'm not sure what you're trying to say. 3 scardy users report me and all of a sudden there's no God. Lol hard.
    July 17 09:47 PM
  • BirthRite unfunny, not music-related
    July 17 08:06 PM
  • Xenophanes Thank bby : ]
    July 17 11:30 AM
  • Kiran i'll stick around if you give me some punk recs, i haven't kept up with anything this year!
    July 17 04:42 AM
  • Ire laura cutesy
    July 17 01:50 AM
  • Ire new ratingsreviewscommentslistsSatellite has not written any reviews yet
    July 17 01:47 AM
  • Trebor. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50786/Slapstick-Slapstick/#lastpost
    July 11 09:48 PM

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