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  • Ire scatty lite
    September 20 02:58 PM
  • theacademy staff9
    September 20 01:59 PM
  • Trebor. of course
    September 14 04:49 PM
  • Insurrection you know what you did sir
    September 13 11:42 PM
  • Lakes. got it saved :D
    September 13 11:21 PM
  • Insurrection not cool bruh
    September 13 11:18 PM
  • eyehategod not if you hate them because the ocean is sweet you can go fishing and have gr8 boat parties
    September 13 11:17 PM
  • eyehategod stop liking shiit music and start liking good stuff like jet you queer
    September 13 11:15 PM
  • eyehategod i dont see any swears blanked out so no its not just like old times and hey **** 2011 was not old times suck my boner you are an idiot 3 years wow you are stupid ill show you an old time when i dig up my grandpa steal his fist and shove it up yer god damn arse
    July 31 03:05 AM
  • eyehategod wow nice shoutbox
    July 31 02:56 AM
  • eyehategod i thought we were meant to be together but you didnt even understand darn i guess we can only be best friends and not gay lovers i feel bad for us both
    June 22 01:20 AM
  • eyehategod help
    June 22 01:04 AM
  • eyehategod henryjohnson was amazing wow i think the passowrd was satellitehugepenis
    June 5 01:40 AM
  • eyehategod hey sat i figured you would really hate demigod check him out hee sounds appalling
    June 5 12:53 AM
  • demigod! hey man, i think you'd really dig the album i recently reviewed. check it out if it sounds appealing
    June 2 06:26 PM
  • eyehategod drive back in a hearse
    May 28 12:03 AM
  • eyehategod go back to the desert then
    May 28 12:01 AM
  • eyehategod too hot it was like 25
    May 27 11:57 PM
  • eyehategod hello
    May 27 11:55 PM
  • eyehategod sat
    May 27 11:53 PM
  • Ire jeff today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    May 22 03:21 PM
  • Ire bomb the buried and me
    May 21 02:27 PM
  • Trebor. baked
    May 20 01:35 AM
  • fromtheinside hey man the links don't work!!!
    May 12 08:17 PM
  • botb hahaha yes
    May 2 11:05 PM
  • RivalSkoomaDealer Meet me at the Ragged Flagon in Riften and i'll hook you up.
    May 1 07:33 PM
  • danielito19 adulthood is a myth
    April 30 10:52 AM
  • danielito19 ahahahahah fantastic tinyurl trick, got me, would click again 5/5
    April 29 10:58 PM
  • NinoKuni I heard they got him to do the drums for Human
    April 29 12:20 AM
  • theacademy they don't call him Kid Fisto b/c he's into chicks!
    April 27 05:31 PM
  • deathschool Sweet 5s bro.
    April 25 10:59 PM
  • WellFedWhiteMale I could say the same for you, sir (Or madam, if that be the case). '24-Hour Revenge Therapy' is one of my favourite records of all time.
    April 23 01:02 PM
  • WellFedWhiteMale I could say the same for you, sir (Or madam, if that be the case). '24-Hour Revenge Therapy' is one of my favourite records of all time.
    April 23 12:58 PM
  • aok hey baby - cool lenny (thumbs up)
    April 19 11:43 PM
  • theacademy bleh just workin. cant wait for summer tbh need some sun BADLY
    April 19 12:57 PM
  • theacademy trade up for the raiders pick (if their price isn't absurd) for sammy watkins. I really dont think there are any glaring needs just need to be a more disciplined team, so just draft the best player available (or a difference maker like watkins). u? how u been man
    April 19 12:01 PM
  • kikehater fuuck you
    April 10 05:04 PM
  • kikehater hello there friend how are you
    April 10 04:43 PM
  • acorncheese TJ OSHIE MOTHER ****ER!!!!!!!
    February 15 07:08 PM
  • Curse. I miss you ya douche
    February 12 04:51 PM
  • Trebor. I can now legally drink which will certainly help
    November 25 04:23 PM
  • Trebor. Dude I'm having fun in film school but I still haven't done stand up cuz I'm a little bitch.
    November 25 03:38 PM
  • someguest thank you kind sir
    November 22 01:52 AM
  • someguest Your Matangi rating must be a mistake, ha!
    November 7 10:57 PM
  • Disrupt stupid fagit
    November 6 12:34 PM
  • Disrupt oh man what have you done the truth isnt allowed here
    October 28 06:37 PM
  • Disrupt excuse me fagit why didnt you send me a text with yer penis ty
    October 28 06:32 PM
  • JokineAugustus Liking Vagina Spektor I see?
    October 24 05:28 PM
  • JokineAugustus I know you love me :D
    October 16 06:20 PM
  • Trebor. I went to a party in the part of LA that's always on the news for crime you know, and I was the only white person there.
    October 16 06:15 PM
  • Trebor. oh yeah you're in a western state now embracing that mexican culture.
    October 16 06:12 PM
  • Trebor. How was your sweet 16? Did you finally get lucky?
    October 6 11:38 PM
  • wabbit you should mezz
    October 3 08:14 PM
  • oltnabrick i like you too :]
    September 27 03:03 PM
  • Ire wag
    September 26 04:45 AM
  • Ire im sorry i could never impress you :'(
    September 19 11:53 PM
  • Spec Sounds good comrade.
    September 13 11:20 AM
  • Spec Any sweet vid's of you doing standup?
    September 12 10:23 PM
  • Disrupt send me a text please ty i got a new phone lost mine in a golf fight
    July 16 05:28 PM
  • acorncheese yeah i understand the business side of it, but it's such a s***ty way for a loyal captain, fan favorite and community hero to go out. i'm positive he'll go to detroit and i'll be happy if he does because i think you guys will take the cup home in the near future. wherever he goes i just hope he gets another cup.
    June 28 12:31 AM
  • acorncheese hate yzerman :(
    June 27 06:42 PM
  • Blackbelt54 how ya been mang
    June 27 06:00 PM
  • Ire shut up bitch
    June 24 05:15 AM
  • Trebor. Remain In Light made it to the final four wow
    June 17 01:52 AM
  • Trebor. lol what a sweetie
    June 16 11:40 PM
  • Trebor. Dude ****in wicked
    June 16 10:22 PM
  • Aids RIP
    May 30 02:59 AM
  • 8bit Blackhawks comin' for you
    May 25 11:12 PM
  • wabbit Dude stanhope m/
    April 26 06:15 PM
  • Trebor. s*** that's awesome
    April 24 01:55 AM
  • Trebor. Oh My God, it came out two sundays ago on HBO. He's releasing it for 5 bucks on his website like Beacon Theater in like November I think
    April 24 01:38 AM
  • Trebor. Did you see the new Louis C.K. special?
    April 24 01:35 AM
  • Trebor. About what percentage of your act is racial humor? 80%-90%?
    April 21 08:03 PM
  • Trebor. 21 and up :(
    March 30 04:04 PM
  • Trebor. Lawrence Arms show on Friday I hope I can go
    March 24 09:42 PM
  • Aids oh wow list UNFEATURED what the hell
    January 12 09:07 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine go fuuck yourself i hope you got aids for christmas im sober now fagggot
    December 25 02:51 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine merry christmas
    December 25 01:15 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine yeah were chatting
    December 18 12:19 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine where what
    December 18 12:17 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine hey chat time sup how are you
    December 18 12:16 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine ill chat hello
    December 17 02:11 AM
  • Trebor. Thanks 4 the support. I'm doing Brendan Kelly and The Wandering Birds too so watch out for that
    December 12 12:35 AM
  • Trebor. I finished something I started, can you believe it?
    December 12 12:24 AM
  • coneren hey dude wanna make an alt together
    December 7 02:10 AM
  • coneren um what a hello would do perfect
    December 7 02:07 AM
  • coneren hello
    December 7 02:05 AM
  • silentpotatosfan is that even you oh well
    December 2 10:19 PM
  • silentpotatosfan telephone digits what they are they for me
    December 2 10:17 PM
  • silentpotatosfan hey
    December 2 10:15 PM
  • Insurrection LOL keep em coming
    November 30 02:56 AM
  • Insurrection wtf lmao
    November 30 02:46 AM
  • Insurrection wtf was that about?
    November 30 02:33 AM
  • Trebor. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53283/Alkaline-Trio-Crimson/ Post a comment in this webzone and I will mail you a pizza roll
    November 13 01:22 AM
  • Crymsonblaze coo pic
    November 4 03:29 PM
  • Ire hi satty
    October 25 12:34 AM
  • Sirob holy s*** i know right? cant believe it took me till yesterday to find out who they are. when the night comes is amazing
    October 22 09:55 AM
  • ViralOblivion Nice I still have to check the Lawernce Arms but ill try to check out some of the others you mentioned
    October 22 01:52 AM
  • ViralOblivion Thanks who r some of your favorite artists/bands?
    October 22 01:46 AM
  • ViralOblivion Got good taste props
    October 21 03:41 AM
  • Ire agreed guys satty is so bad i heard he doesn't even like btmi anymore
    October 19 01:59 AM
  • mallen- Extremely painful. Actually, even the Os series was hard to watch at times. A few of them always struggle at the plate in the playoffs but I could never have seen it like this.
    October 18 11:27 PM
  • mallen- Congrats, we'll deserved
    October 18 10:23 PM
  • ridethesybian hi
    October 12 02:43 AM
  • Ire fk u
    October 11 03:01 AM
  • ridethesybian incorrectly correct
    October 11 02:22 AM
  • ridethesybian terrible ratings
    October 11 01:52 AM
  • ridethesybian bad ratings
    October 11 12:16 AM
  • Vakarian12 Dental plan.
    October 10 07:53 PM
  • Ire check out my pop punk band kegger in heaven we just released our new album i think you'd like it oh damn we just broke up damn rip
    October 8 05:51 AM
  • Ire listened 1/5 sucked
    October 7 04:59 AM
  • Ire no
    October 7 01:03 AM
  • Ire #lol #eww #hateu
    October 3 12:36 AM
  • andcas I guess so. I just wish they were under a schedule like that guy with the glasses.
    October 2 11:31 PM
  • andcas red letter media sure does take their sweet time making new movie reviews.
    October 2 04:19 PM
  • Trebor. I gave you a shoot out in my Apathy and Exhaustion review :)
    September 28 02:19 AM
  • Dawg WOOF
    September 27 11:34 AM
  • Ire check out blazed in a land of lightbrites by ireary ramyu ramyu i guarantee ull love it even if u hate me
    September 27 12:56 AM
  • Trebor. I got 30 song titles oh boy, just gotta write them lyrics and yell them over some sloppy fast guitar
    September 26 11:50 PM
  • Trebor. I'm starting a powerviolence band with Ire and every song is going to be about TNG. My favorite so far is "You'll Never Guess Where I Learned To Play This Flute"
    September 26 09:15 PM
  • theacademy did some travelin without the internet, was nice, but im back... bought a new lions hat too
    September 21 10:31 AM
  • bungy YEAH. Stoked for him, he tore up the summer league
    September 18 07:47 PM
  • bungy if you haven't, you should check out Toys That Kill, any of their albums, though I like Fambly 42 and Control the Sun the most. It sounds like Underground Railroad to Candyland (same dude) but the songs are way more fun to listen to
    September 15 06:13 PM
  • Jom I have no idea who keeps changing "Apologies, I Have None" to "Apologies I Have None" but it's getting just as old reverting it back as it is seeing it in the queue needing to be changed. This is like the third or fourth time in the past month. If I actually see the user who keeps trying to change it, I'll put a stop to it. However, I only seem to catch your re-re-re-re-corrections. Sorry :(
    September 12 11:06 AM
  • Trebor. The live version is so rad
    September 11 01:31 AM
  • Trebor. I've had Buggley Eyes stuck in my head for a week
    September 11 01:21 AM
  • Trebor. I opened my new review with an Arrested Development reference damn son
    August 30 07:55 PM
  • Curse. This is already one of my favorite albums ever, for some reason getting their albums were a bit of a pain
    August 26 02:25 AM
  • Curse. how in the s*** have I missed out on Latterman until like a week ago? I don't know how No Matter Where We Go escaped me
    August 26 02:22 AM
  • Hawks Eh kinda haha.
    August 18 08:26 PM
  • klap League Id: 590968Password: figure8make sure to check the settings first to prevent bitching later. draft time is flexible.
    August 18 05:48 PM
  • Trebor. Damn son, going to grad school and you still got zero reviews :(
    August 18 02:35 AM
  • Trebor. Thanks buddy
    August 18 01:09 AM
  • Trebor. If I post a review right now will you comment on it?
    August 18 12:49 AM
  • silentpotatofan oh charlie dies thats the gayest part he rocked all i know though
    August 9 01:33 AM
  • silentpotatofan what season finale was it you liked in lost? 3 or 4. i started watching it again cause i didnt really get passed season 2 even though i watched episodes here and there and the series finale
    August 9 01:28 AM
  • silentpotatofan i mean new phone, # please
    August 8 01:38 AM
  • silentpotatofan new phone # please
    August 7 11:52 PM
  • snerefedsav so i'm not sure when you messaged me haha, but yeah i realized that not long after. brendan sounds a hell of a lot like chris when he uses his "softer" voice
    August 5 09:01 PM
  • static2dope sounds sweet when does the gay sexx end? next week
    August 4 08:52 AM
  • static2dope dude its bone, wtf are you doing in ontario?
    August 4 01:48 AM
  • static2dope hey sup bro
    August 4 01:12 AM
  • bungy Yeah that's a good idea. Yesterday I was 60% sure I was going but after tonight I'm ****ing determined. Just saw Dear Landlord and if you subtract the crowd by the people who work there and the guys in the opening bands you got me and some other dude. Shows here suck. Afterward, I was talking to Zack and obviously asked what the odds of House Boat coming out west were and he basically said none, he can't get them to do anything. So now I have to go. Their set was awesome btw. ****ing s***
    August 3 02:19 AM
  • bungy did you see the bands added to fest?????
    August 2 06:32 PM
  • andcas I might if it's over the weekend and I can convince some buddies to come along.
    August 1 01:49 AM
  • andcas this is hardcore fest?
    August 1 01:38 AM
  • Kiran sweeeet, i'm on it
    July 26 02:11 PM
  • eyehategod tinyfap
    July 26 02:57 AM
  • eyehategod r u awake
    July 26 02:37 AM
  • BallsToTheWall whoa..they need to get rid of Hanley and take Buck out behind the shed and shoot him. Not really but still.
    July 23 08:20 PM
  • BallsToTheWall what trade went down? Uhhh Andrew Miller Cameron Maybin
    July 23 07:55 PM
  • deepintheorchard Whoa, The Taxpayers and Brendan Kelly. Nice.
    July 23 07:42 PM
  • Ire but i dig u so hard omg
    July 20 04:46 PM
  • BirthRite well I'm still here so I'm not sure what you're trying to say. 3 scardy users report me and all of a sudden there's no God. Lol hard.
    July 17 09:47 PM
  • BirthRite unfunny, not music-related
    July 17 08:06 PM
  • Xenophanes Thank bby : ]
    July 17 11:30 AM
  • Kiran i'll stick around if you give me some punk recs, i haven't kept up with anything this year!
    July 17 04:42 AM
  • Ire laura cutesy
    July 17 01:50 AM
  • Ire new ratingsreviewscommentslistsSatellite has not written any reviews yet
    July 17 01:47 AM
  • Trebor. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50786/Slapstick-Slapstick/#lastpost
    July 11 09:48 PM
  • Trebor. Holy s*** Broken Van is like 100 times better than Broken Star, it's like even better than the first two larry arms records
    July 11 03:31 AM
  • Trebor. You are the best. That Football etc recored is awesome huh
    July 11 03:15 AM
  • Trebor. Dude I'm posting my Slapstick review tomorrow so you better be on cuz no one else will comment
    July 11 02:48 AM
  • Trebor. If I ever finish they better make me contributor
    July 3 12:35 AM
  • Trebor. If I review the whole Slapstick family tree will you comment on all the reviews?
    July 3 12:27 AM
  • Spec BROWN PAPER BAGS METAL CANS
    June 25 02:26 AM
  • Trebor. I'm digging this a lot
    June 23 03:13 AM
  • Trebor. This better be good because I'm listening to love american and it took me a long time to get this record and I like Brendan a lot and are you even there
    June 23 02:43 AM
  • Trebor. Ok it's downloading. I tried like 3 times but I got it this time I hgope yuo are proud
    June 23 02:39 AM
  • Trebor. I'm trying to download this s*** but this gay ****ing website says the captcha s*** exipred and I have to wait 15 ****in minnutes holy ****
    June 23 02:18 AM
  • Trebor. Is it Brendan or Chris or both that do that really cool low raspy voice like on the warped tour song and what not?
    June 22 09:50 PM
  • BaselineOOO I hate you... you never report my ratings anymore! jerk
    June 22 03:23 AM
  • coneren good man hangin out you rock
    June 21 03:28 AM
  • coneren hey
    June 21 02:34 AM
  • Aids "because they're busy fapping to blandchester borechestra et al" -- I will end you
    June 20 03:17 PM
  • theacademy holy s*** im laughing so hard at that
    June 18 12:41 AM
  • balcaen We have to start a campaign Tyler, the HORSE the band page has been down for over a year now. HTB 2012
    June 16 01:03 AM
  • Ire watched dear zachary :'(
    June 12 04:00 AM
  • thatsdvsmotherfucker hi
    June 8 02:24 AM
  • porch maybe if i remove my shoutbox they won't be able to subpoena me as fast
    June 6 04:24 PM
  • Trebor. Which one do you have, red or yellow?
    June 6 03:42 PM
  • Stokes truth
    June 6 12:49 AM
  • satelliteisingayporn you are a great actor
    June 4 10:56 PM
  • TrainEngineer i want to talk
    May 31 12:29 AM
  • TrainEngineer hey sup
    May 31 12:19 AM
  • Trebor. Darmok, and Jalad, at Tanagra
    May 30 07:13 PM
  • TrainEngineer very astute of you to figure that out i stand by my last sb of how astute you are
    May 29 04:43 PM
  • TrainEngineer very astute of you you are so astute thanks for being astute
    May 29 04:41 PM
  • WillieDimension yo
    May 22 03:03 PM
  • ThunderNeutral21 mad!
    May 22 10:22 AM
  • Ire hey man how is everthing im good hi ttyl
    May 18 03:15 AM
  • mangasm "auberinginedreams accidentally sums up his tenure on sputnik"LOL thank you for this.
    May 13 02:24 AM
  • Ire nah im just being ire
    May 8 10:50 PM
  • Ire omg lol u photoshopped biebs face onto lauras face lol that's so funny man 5/5
    May 8 09:23 PM
  • coneren its so good the opening is the greatest thing ive ever done
    May 7 12:42 AM
  • coneren you listen to my new album yet?
    May 7 12:38 AM
  • Scoot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4W4jSFMhA
    May 6 03:05 AM
  • Kris. dude i might actually try cuz im hopefully getting a full time job here soon we'll see if i can thatd bee cool as **** tho
    May 2 12:57 AM
  • WillieDimension did you listen to my voicemail
    May 1 02:47 PM
  • WillieDimension come to tinychat
    May 1 02:43 PM

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