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User
Reviews 73
Approval 89%
Soundoffs 95
News Articles 197
Band Edits + Tags 501
Album Edits 117
Album Ratings 3440
Objectivity 78%
Last Active 12-14-21 5:48 pm
Joined 07-21-04
Review Comments 10,355
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 | Hawks Crazy stuff bro. It'll be 17 years for me in March lol.
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| Hawks Damn man cool to see you're still around lol.
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 | TheVoyager Giving you a shoutout! Huge fan of your reviews!
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 | zaruyache Oooooo that works. So you're just sucking up for promos got it ;)
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| zaruyache Did it even leak tho lol. If it did ima hate listen it so hrrd.
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 | xxm Nice suicide silence soundoff.
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| xxm I love your sizzling commentary, you are a true Sputnik legend.
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 | Spag Ohh nice! The reason I asked is because this is one of my most anticipated releases of the year. :)
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| Spag Holy s***. You got a promo of The Congregation?
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 | Insurrection Thanks for the info about periphery man. What are your favorite tracks on the juggs?
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 | Thuglifethor I don't know you, but any Thor is a friend o' mine
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 | MO good to see you dig the new cloudkicker
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 | CK GEORGE CARLIN
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| Insurrection It just leaked in high quality btw, sounds even more delicious. I think i already found my aoty
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| Insurrection I'm liking that dillinger rating. thinking about 5ing it myself
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| Insurrection Sorry bb when it leaks youll be the first to know. Wait cant you just get a promo of it??
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| Insurrection I didn't even realize it was a cover ha, sounds like it could've been one of their own. I think I prefer Lepers Caress though. Six Coffins Wide is still the best song theyve done since ADFD imo
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 | mandan I haven't really gotten into them. What's a good place to start?
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| mandan Do you like Coheed and Cambria?
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 | hitman well if you do write one id be interested to read it. this is easily my favorite Arsis album since A Diamond for Disease, i'm glad theyre finally getting their s*** back together.
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| hitman oh, well you should. how come you dont review here anymore?
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| hitman Hey are you going to review the new arsis?
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 | Xenophanes New Neurosis is good yeah? What's your favorite song? Really digging Casting of the Ages and At the Well. I really wanna talk to someone about this album haha
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 | ThunderNeutral21 just tell me if the rest of the album is better than the first two songsd
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 | ThyCrossAwaits What Thunder said. Throwing some weight around and getting a promo?
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| Insurrection oh nice. what are the chances you can send me the btbam one when you get it? :3
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 | DeathByAstonishment Well I call bulls***, your ratings and reviews made me check a bunch of bands that propelled my love for music and what its capable of. Pig Destroyer and The Red Chord bein' prime exemplars.
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| DeathByAstonishment Like a lot of people here, I tend to agree with almost all of your ratings. Except Lykathea Aflame, I love that s***. But yea, I've discovered many a new favorite band by seeing what you've rated highly.
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| DeathByAstonishment Did you get to listen to Book Burner man? I didn't even know it was finished. Or is that a prediction rating? lol
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 | macadoolahicky That awkward moment when your pie chart doesn't add up to 100... :D
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 | CorporateRape Your taste in music is phenomenal, and really appeals to my sensibilities. I think we'd get along swimmingly.
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 | Tyrael Hey man, did the new The Contortionist leak or did you just get an advanced copy?
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 | Recspecs Has the new Gaza leaked? Link me to it please.
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 | Wizard Tbqh, you were one of the few older members I respected. Seems like I'm the old man around here nowdays hahaha besides Wylie and Kyle. Do you go under the name of Thor on Metal Injection?
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| Wizard How do you get promos when you don't review anymore? Or is there another site that you review for now?
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| Wizard Kit, where the hell did you hear the new Gojira and Baroness? Has both of them leaked?
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 | JokineAugustus If you like early metalcore, Zao is amazing if you havn't checked them out already. Where Blood and Fire and Liberate are two of my favorite metalcore albums.
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 | Blauwbaard I just wanted to tell you that I often see your comments on album reviews and it seems like you always know what you're talking aboutbtw don't really look on my profile I'm not really rating albums too lazy for it :p
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 | runningintocalamity To anyone interested i have a channel on YouTube where i review albums so check it out subscribe and if there are any albums i have rated (or one that i don't have rated that you would like to recommend) then feel free the channel is http://www.youtube.com/user/runningintocalamity?feature=mhee
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| Wizard I really and truly can't stand bands that can't write a song to save their lives. They are unreal at their instruments but I can't remember a single thing that they play. Waste of talent like alot of tech death. I know you're a big fan of techy kind of metal but I just can't hack it anymore. I mean no offense by some of my comments as well, I just rant alot hahahaha.
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 | Dis_Con_Nec_Ted I see you have heard Koloss and are giving it a solid rating, good for you I guess. I really hope there are more impressive songs than the two released. Else I'm afraid it will be the first time they get a Mehchuggah from me.
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 | Yazz_Flute I'm a few years late, but your soundoff for Black Clouds and Silver Linings is phenomenal. "the wisest since Slayer" ahaha
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| mandan You're a big Death fan, right? what can you tell me about their first three LP's??
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 | random I'm following you on Twitter.
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 | Poet THOR FOR STAFF!!!
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 | Ire u think about that and get back to me reaaaal soon
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| Ire you should write for ign. kit brown IGN STAFF
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| Ire y u no review? u fag
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 | Aids yeah I figured as much, just checking. thanks man.
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| Aids hahahahahah awesome picture. we won't get banned for that exchange re: Townsend, right? giving your email out is ok you just can't post links, correct?
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| random Did you get your username from Marvel Comics' Thor, or the god of thunder Thor? Both?
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| Ire thor for god/jesus2
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| Ire u for staff/mod
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| Hawks Once again, you lucky mother****er!
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| Hawks You lucky mother****er!
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 | weareshadenow looks like we are going to be musical neighbors. do you want top or bottom bunk.
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 | andcas i'll be at that glassjaw show as well.
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 | BringMeABrick Yo, I'd really appreciate it if you checked out my Colors review. :D
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 | JamieCTA hey man. Based on your musical tastes I thought you might be interested in my band's latest album: Called To Arms - Peril and the Patient. Adam (redskyformiles) gave us a pretty solid review on here. Hopefully you enjoy it and I didn't waste your time. Take care.
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| Xenophanes Bulls*** bro, you're very much liked. Maybe I'll check out your new site though.
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| Xenophanes No more, as in never again?! Say it ain't so
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| Xenophanes So you need to review more man, Xenophanes misses your excellent reviews....
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 | Realm reppin da s***ty prog metul
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 | NeutralThunder12 I can't seem to get into Lateralus much, any suggestions for trying to dissect it better?
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 | Planetaryduality I seem to see you on every Band I go to... nice taste in music :)
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 | BallsToTheWall Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
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 | cjgone Hai musical neigbor, how ya doing?
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| Ire so much win involved.
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| Ire nice avatar brah
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 | TMobotron Haha can you explain "In a Flesh Aquarium is the soundtrack to the itchiest asshole you've ever had." to me? Even though I'm not sure I completely understand it, it's still probably my favorite soundoff on the site.
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 | ConsiderPhlebas One's obsessive and one's just bonkers. Two sides of the same mental problem.
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| ConsiderPhlebas We must never forget........ "Well, again, it's not really a 'mess', CTTS happens to use the 'disjointed' and divided song structure that follows know true patterns other than it's emotional and mood changes, if those are even cyclic. It's definitely not 'messy' when looked at carefully, but can also be seen as a beautiful, loud, sometimes ugly, mess of genius. That's just the best way to describe it." NeutralThunder
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| Hawks Hey dude check out my review for The Disease by Malsain. Seems like something you would dig.
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 | AnotherBrick good to see i'm not the only user who cant stand mj
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| NeutralThunder12 ok, thats fair, I guess. I love the song. Anyway, you got me on one thing, I ****ed up by not putting Blackened.
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| NeutralThunder12 explain how Nothing Else Matter is stupid. And your right, I actually did miss Blackened, Damage INC and For Whom the Bell tolls
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 | Bitchfork i was literally going to come in here just to tell you that you weren't cool enough to take on my meme, but now it's on.
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 | robin dont get all the thor hate on this website
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| BallsToTheWall Was that movie killer? I keep seeing/hearing about that Norway nazi zombie flick
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 | megadeth101 fact: the guy below this post is cooler than you. STOP H8'N BRO.
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 | MichaelJordan besides there were a lot of users who requested i come back. also, i like making fun of you, so that's almost enough reason in itself
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| MichaelJordan as i've said in the past, MichaelJordan is known for coming out of retirement all the time
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| MichaelJordan Well there's the difference. I'm not just "marginally" talented. haha
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| MichaelJordan moar lyk Beethoven in sneakers. i don't really know anything about Kanye West
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| MichaelJordan your newer reviews are better but clearly still nowhere near as good as mine. sorry
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| MichaelJordan well it's not so much about my ego or my "egopenis," as you call it (a hilarious example of lay analysis, as Freud called it). it's just that my reviews ARE better. i mean, you know that they are, so i don't know why i'm reminding you. haha
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| MichaelJordan that was only with the last post really haha. in general you've pretty much always come off as either an idiot or a crybaby, though. that and i'm a better writer than you but that's true of me with respect to most people
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| MichaelJordan well this is how it has gone so far. i write something, and then you try to counter it with some stupid witticism. i proceed to intellectually humiliate you (the "quixotically" post or the "Thor in drag" post), and then you stop commenting because i'm making you look like an idiot
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| MichaelJordan man this really isn't a fair fight. i feel like i'm picking on a crippled autistic kid
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| BallsToTheWall Mock yeah...ing....yeah...bird...bird......bird...bird Mockingbird everybody, have you heard. He's gonna buy me a mocking bird.
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 | Mclovin Hey, Thor; so, here's the situation. I've used Sputnik for over a year, but I just got around to making an account to try my hand at reviewing. So, if you would take a look at my first review and criticize/tear it up, I would be extremely grateful, broseidon. I respect your reviewing style quite a bit, and would love some good input.http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=36857
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 | Flatliner yo bro whatsup? i used to have a dog named thor
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| NeutralThunder12 Big Bear and the hour of chaossssssssss omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg
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| MichaelJordan from the deftones review thread: Hey Thor your complaints about banning me yesterday appear to have been a rousing success. keep fighting the good fight, quixotically tilting at what you take to be evil giants/trolls (but are in fact windmills). haha
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 | ninjuice I support your recent statements but it looks the troll has been welcomed and accepted into Sputnik, somehow.
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 | Bulldog Please tell me how to make my Raekwon review better.
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 | Jebull WOOoo.. I was starting to get worried that nobody would get that reference.. So relieved now!
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| NeutralThunder12 ehh maybe a lil Converge but he's just ragging on me because everyone else does. It used to bother me, but now I just laugh at it.
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| NeutralThunder12 haha yeah, he's just sad cause he don't like good music like you and me.
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| NeutralThunder12 Periphery is pretty awesome, and Sikth is awesome, oh and Dillinger. And Pax Cecilia is mad sweet.
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| Bulldog well that was a freestyle.
he's way better than that.
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| Bulldog Yo dog, have you tried yoself some Gucci Mane?
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 | Waior Mostly because have the most badass bass ever.
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| Waior I take Kit Brown seriously.
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 | Hep Kat at least youre still a contributor :(
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| Hep Kat naaah nigga i wasnt one of them pussies i was on STAFF (!)
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| NeutralThunder12 ha what? Oh Nice Sikth rating but Death of a Dead Day is better :)
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| Hep Kat we should both sign a petition demanding our right to the emeritus tag rite rite
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| NeutralThunder12 dude wow I love your best metal of this decade list. "Blackwater Park" is easily the best of this decade for metal, along with "Colors" and maudlin of the Well's "Bath".
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| NeutralThunder12 oh and so is Dillinger and Thrice, and Botch. YOU know Metal man, keep rocking. Oh and haha I love your Dillinger soundoff for Paralysis.
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| NeutralThunder12 I TOTALLY agree actually. I love Dream Theater but most of their stuff from this decade sucks besides "Train of Thought" and and their new one. But I'm sorry, Images, Awake, and Scenes are brilliant. Oh and besides that you have my favorite taste in music on the site. Opeth, Converge, Arsis, Metallica and especially BTBAM are fantastic. YOU have a great taste in music buddy. Despite what people say about "Colors" and it's coherency (the lack of coherency is actually the point) it's flawless.
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| NeutralThunder12 lol I'm a HUGE BTBAM fan (especially Colors) but nah Dream Theater wins. And lol I'm wearing my BTBAM/Silent Circus flower sweatshirt as I write this :). Dream Theater are mad inconsistent but are you surprised that you got negged up to your neck in your "Images" review? (Which I pos'd because it was backed up well though I totally disagree).
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| NeutralThunder12 "Combining the elements of metal, hard rock, and jazz just doesn't work on this album. It's weird hearing a saxophone solo in a progressive metal album. I want to listen to progressive metal, not a Kenny G album."- so the integration of polka, soft rock, blues jazz, and a ****ing accordion works in "Colors"?
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 | Killed4less Hey man, I'd like to ask if you'd be interested in doing a short review of my bands demo. It's called Apotheosis, we play something between metal and hardcore. Our myspace is www.myspace.com/apotheosisnashivlle and all the tracks we recorded should be up there. Feel free to contact me at apotheosisnashville@gmail.com, my name is Grant. I'd be happy to send you all the tracks in higher quality. Thanks.
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 | someguest sup lloyd christmas, nice australian accent
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| BallsToTheWall Who're you calling Pinhead? Shpw hasn't been good in at least 3 years unfortunately.
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 | keyserfunk good call on new Arsis. Great release for sure.
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 | Zip digging Krallice? lol
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| cjgone You are my musical neighbor!
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 | EyesWideShut Sodomize my Cross ! That lyric is so Death Metal..
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 | MutnikSpusic thor, the dude on your profile immage... is that guy, the singer for the red chord? :)
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 | Progmaster85 alright man thanks, I'll definitely see what I can do with them. By the way, finally someone who actually gets Colors lol. Also, Opeth, The Red Chord, Floyd, Arsis and Botch kick asssssss
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| Progmaster85 AND your top of 2009 list is fantastic. Though I am not a Converge fan really, the rest is perfectly placed.
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| Progmaster85 I definitely will thanks. But two things. One, I heard the song "The Artist in the Ambulence" and thought it was nothing more than a post-hardcore song. What am I missing??? And two, you have an amazing taste in music.
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 | Manland no no no. its funny because we already are...
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| Manland so i herd you liek metal. i am quite the metalhead myself. i think we should be frienz. o wait
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 | Blindsided Hey dude, Adam told me to get ahold of you for some info. I'm interviewing Arsis in 2 weeks on their tour with Arch Enemy and Exodus and he told me to ask you for some questions if you had any. Idc what they are just throw them at me since I am somewhat of a noob to them.
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 | Brownboy sorry, what were we talking about again??
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 | carinakins Heyy, :] im kinda neww to this site peepz so yeahh hit me up with some music or if you need aopinions on music... its my life i write ett sinf=g itt playy it anything you ask :p
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 | krazytom ah the mighty thor, neighbors we be
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 | rasputin ://rateyourmusic.com/~Rasputin2
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| Brownboy lmao nice avatar man... it's from metalocalypse, no?
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| BallsToTheWall Sadly it is, but to be fair, I never gave them the time of day, so in the meanwhile, i'll listen to them...soon. While you can enjoy five free pictures of Jude Law clouding your page............See Sherlock Holmes.
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| BallsToTheWall You wont be pleased about the next band I troll rate based on hatred. Hint. The band starts with an A.
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| BallsToTheWall Listening to Dream Theater makes me want to kill myself. Not a 1, i'm just being dramatic.
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| BallsToTheWall I'll listen to it sometime in 2010 so the fefct will have worn off. Also, Revolver appeared to put out a moderately good list this year. I was rushed out the store before I coud buy it but yeah lookked decent.
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