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Reviews 19
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Soundoffs 1,343
Album Ratings 1731
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Last Active 03-23-21 1:03 pm
Joined 06-28-13

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  • ToSmokMuzyki reggae deez nutz
    February 27 12:10 PM
  • Britch2tiger I've been updating most of the reggae band pages on Sputnikmusic
    July 28 05:08 AM
  • Britch2tiger https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=186642
    July 28 05:07 AM
  • Britch2tiger You have your rating on the Mad Professor page
    July 28 05:07 AM
  • Britch2tiger 'Evolution Of Dub: Black Liberation Dub 3' is on the Lee Scratch Perry page
    July 28 05:06 AM
  • AnimalsAsSummit I will check it out, thanks!
    January 5 10:06 PM
  • Papa Universe I'm doing just swell, thank you vey much.
    June 27 12:28 PM
  • GotDatBabyDick my nigga still out here livin it up
    June 27 11:18 AM
  • Papa Universe so have you left permanently?
    June 19 12:07 AM
  • UnknownArtist i miss you brutha... you kept it real
    December 14 09:50 PM
  • Britch2tiger Your Mad Professor rating can be placed on Lee Scratch Perry's page
    May 30 07:01 AM
  • MotokoKusanagi love your sound offs homie
    March 24 03:27 AM
  • Dedes You are actually the king of sound offs haha
    January 12 01:07 AM
  • Drifter Love your Views soundoff
    November 8 08:21 PM
  • nocuffin NEW CEREBRAL INCUBATION
    October 2 10:31 PM
  • Conmaniac glad to see ya dig FKJ man
    September 25 08:18 AM
  • AsleepInTheBack I'm sure you get this a lot, but you sir are the king of sound offs. Much respect.
    August 30 11:08 AM
  • Conmaniac literally on the first song rn and this is wayy too good...
    August 20 06:00 AM
  • Conmaniac damn glad to see u liked that Cloakroom album. super excited to check that one
    August 18 10:30 PM
  • Conmaniac hell man thank you so much, really appreciate that. weird q but you have a discord? it'd be cool to have ya join my server. if not all good just curious!
    August 17 09:49 PM
  • Conmaniac adore ur soundoffs man. that Pretend album is incredible agreed (:
    August 17 03:10 PM
  • nocuffin the singles have it sounding like a continuation of back from the dead 2 so i'm pretty hype
    August 10 01:22 AM
  • nocuffin the w dropping in 5 days!!! #godblessalmightyso
    August 10 01:02 AM
  • nocuffin yeah i feel i feel
    August 10 01:02 AM
  • nocuffin that is a geeeeenerous dg rating
    August 8 10:28 AM
  • hal1ax U are the man
    August 8 01:25 AM
  • hal1ax omg ! i love u! is there a download for this comp yet or is this it??? ??
    August 8 01:09 AM
  • GodLovesUgly Yea I noticed his discography is massive, a lot more awesome material awaits.
    August 3 10:39 AM
  • GodLovesUgly Yea man I've known of Screw for a while now, I started really getting into Southern Hip Hop about 10 years ago or so. Yet after knowing of Screw for that long it was only now that I actually gave a couple of his records a spin and I'm amazed, also shocked that it took me this long. He was a clever man, the production is superb all the way through, just the whole sounds and unique atmosphere he created is something truly unique and yes I want to hear more, he's still overlooked.
    August 3 08:54 AM
  • nocuffin https://soundcloud.com/baeblade3000/sets/nvrlnd
    July 16 11:32 PM
  • nocuffin what would your xxl freshman lineup look like?
    July 12 09:21 AM
  • nocuffin https://lordofthesickrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/eradication-of-living-human-s***
    June 27 01:41 AM
  • nocuffin thoughts on trippie redd?
    June 27 01:13 AM
  • zakalwe Selling out is anathema to why bands start in the first place. Nobodies innit for the money are they?
    June 12 11:11 AM
  • zakalwe Worst sound off of all time.
    June 12 07:58 AM
  • Sniff but she can also go a bit lower and sound like a ghost just awakening from slumber in the tomb
    June 9 10:08 AM
  • nocuffin whoa, you my number one, slow dance and my head are gonna be in my immortal-tier fasho
    June 9 06:35 AM
  • nocuffin and i'm especially happy that he included a bunch of 2013-14 songs.
    June 9 05:54 AM
  • nocuffin i cannot get past that ****ing production. sosa's quickly becoming one of the best and wackiest beatmakers out there.
    June 9 05:26 AM
  • nocuffin thot breaker is so good that i might just kill myself
    June 9 01:17 AM
  • nocuffin I did not expect the chelsea grin s/t to be one of your two 1s
    June 7 11:58 AM
  • nocuffin agreeed hard bruttha woo woo
    June 1 03:43 PM
  • nocuffin thoughts on i am adamn?
    June 1 08:37 AM
  • buzzkites hell yeah, first few listens i was a bit skeptical about some tunes but now i sing along to every track
    May 6 04:59 AM
  • buzzkites sick dirty nil rating compadre
    May 5 05:09 PM
  • canteventrustmyself you've got a point but i'm so ****ing racked with anxiety that i'm basically immobile. can barely hold my phone.
    April 30 03:45 AM
  • demon4u https://soundcloud.com/gravityboys/plastic-surgery
    April 29 01:25 PM
  • famousghost https://soundcloud.com/egomackey/sets/this-flesh-ep-produced-by-tundra-1
    April 27 06:35 AM
  • famousghost god bless adamn
    April 26 02:13 AM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=174557 \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 09:49 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: http://poleyounger.bandcamp.com/album/go-daylight \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 09:48 AM
  • Lavair Did you translate them yourself?
    April 12 09:38 PM
  • Lavair It probably is very personal. Sung in his Native language, and it sounds like he wanted his words to come through more than the music behind it.
    April 12 05:51 PM
  • Lavair About that new Arca album: "He explained in an interview for i-D magazine that he didn't want the album to be eponymous, it's more that every other name felt wrong."
    April 12 04:22 PM
  • Jasdevi087 Galas would chop your nuts off if she ever caught you using that opening line
    April 5 06:28 AM
  • Hep Kat Yo dawg, you know you the truth, b, even though we started off dumb twisted as ****. Love the s/o for The Third House Boat Album, but you should go bump mine because don't no niqqa want war wit me defending pop-punk
    April 3 03:36 PM
  • TVC15 It's ok I accept your apology :)
    March 28 10:43 PM
  • TVC15 "demon days looked like let it be too you twat" Oh really? Wow didn't notice
    March 28 10:10 PM
  • Dewinged I see, I enjoy your soundoff write-ups anyway ;) I may try to come up with some review for that album then.
    March 3 05:08 AM
  • Dewinged Man after reading that King Woman soundoff you should totally make a review dude!
    March 3 12:35 AM
  • brainmelter your soundoffs are great man
    February 19 06:30 AM
  • Astral Abortis thanks for the kind words about the new alb
    February 14 12:49 PM
  • modpack **** yes my mans. god bless you.
    February 10 08:05 AM
  • modpack bro check syphilitic retard. best band of 2017 so far imo
    February 10 06:41 AM
  • modpack all we need now is for mbe to get moving with 1300 degreez
    February 7 08:04 PM
  • modpack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLycr98ZrVQ
    February 7 06:21 AM
  • modpack he said valentine's day, but now it's back in the realms of "whenever it drops" (since he's tied up trynna make a legal case so he doesn't get sent back to illinois//imprisoned//killed). kinda kills all hope there was of him living up to the tape per month thing, but oh well.
    February 5 12:58 PM
  • modpack will that or thot breaker drop first?????
    February 5 06:20 AM
  • modpack it's been on the way since 2014 so I'm not sure i'd place loads of faith in that. will be magic if it does drop tho fr
    February 5 05:56 AM
  • Angelboros Not much. Been promising myself to write more revs during this year, I'm almost 21, and just going with the flow really. S'up with you, man?
    January 26 11:40 AM
  • modpack ehh it ain't so bad. been ****ing with pkillers and wastin my time indulging in cheap hedonism so it could def be worse... you **** with uli k at all?
    January 26 03:34 AM
  • modpack okay. trynna find motivation inbetween the usual s***. feeling listless cuz I know I won't be going back to uni in the next few weeks as I would be normally. s***'s weird.
    January 26 03:19 AM
  • modpack https://chugcore.bandcamp.com/album/most-wanted-ep
    January 25 10:41 PM
  • Angelboros Yo, congrats on 1K SOs, Round!
    January 25 04:06 PM
  • Sniff Information Flash is cool!
    January 23 07:11 PM
  • protokute thanks for the recs, will check them as soon as possible
    January 12 04:25 PM
  • protokute hey man, could you rec me some cloud rap? and nice list!
    January 10 07:47 PM
  • Astral Abortis glad you liked the new lsbp ep ! :)
    December 29 05:13 PM
  • joshrhodes if he can stop getting into legal trouble hopefully, plus he's bound to drop a debut project at some point anyway
    November 13 08:36 PM
  • sosabirdman I live for the PING
    November 1 03:03 AM
  • sosabirdman that's perfectly fine. i wouldn't want you contributing super-frequently or anything, but it's best you deal with the other things on your plate first, for sure. if things do clear up, shoot me a shoutbox (assuming I'm still active here, otherwise talk to futures or arcade and they'll steer you to me and w/e). not sure if you've checked this either, but I feel you'd like: https://newstandardelite.bandcamp.com/album/excoriation-excoriation
    November 1 02:54 AM
  • sosabirdman oh yeah, and were you interested in writing for the zine? i'd be happy to have you aboard (as there are currently a lot of inconsistent [read: LAZY] contributors that i'll probably end up booting).
    November 1 02:42 AM
  • sosabirdman not a problem. :) glad you liked (on both fronts).
    November 1 02:39 AM
  • dimeadozenmetalhead6 knew ittttt.
    October 31 07:16 AM
  • dimeadozenmetalhead6 this will tickle your pickle: https://baalsebub.bandcamp.com/
    October 31 06:41 AM
  • Pon Well, all of their albums from EiF and onward have basically the same blueprint, but Vermis and Shrines are probably are pretty damn dense for someone who isn't completely invested in their sound. Most people would've told you to start with EiF as it's their best, but Destroyers is probably their most accessible due to being more spaced-out, musically and sonically.
    October 31 04:56 AM
  • LotusFlower true. but yeah, amazing record.
    October 4 08:49 PM
  • LotusFlower gotta thank pots, hes the one who told me to check it.
    October 4 08:39 PM
  • LotusFlower its currently my third favorite of 2016.
    October 4 08:25 PM
  • LotusFlower it really IS that good. if the first track doesnt make u feel than something is wrong with you.
    October 4 08:25 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Youtube Braveyoung's A Light Narrows. You won't be disappointed.
    September 23 12:18 AM
  • Gyromania about 3 times each in the last 2 days. They're so perfect for the fall
    September 19 10:16 AM
  • Gyromania Hell yeah man, I couldn't agree more. I've listened to the soundtracks for 1, 2, and 4
    September 19 10:15 AM
  • iloveyouall yeah, that's fine. if you haven't, join this facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/178992205843904/
    September 15 05:17 AM
  • BallsToTheWall You sold me to check out Ghost of a Dead Hummingbird's Under The Ultraviolet Light asap.
    July 25 08:58 PM
  • iloveyouall it's pretty much the perfect fusion of slam and dxc. should be a classic, not the failure it is widely considered. it absolutely nails the schlocky serial killer atmosphere it goes for and delivers in spades when it comes to groove... that pencil lead syringe is a similar example, but it goes more for the pure wall of sound approach, totally waylaying the grooves. have you checked the devouring humanity album that came out this year? you'd definitely dig.
    July 19 10:03 PM
  • iloveyouall at least 90% tbh. I feel like most are too concerned with trying to hate it to give it a proper chance... it's a shame really.
    July 19 09:25 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Thanks dude.
    June 29 03:04 AM
  • BallsToTheWall Can you link me to Draped Urn's EP?
    June 29 12:59 AM
  • wwyd agreed so hard. you're speaking to my soul.
    March 28 10:14 PM
  • wwyd so ****ing demented. it conjures the most uncomfortable atmosphere I think I've ever experienced in music. I love it. I'm so glad that you feel the same way! :)
    March 28 08:59 PM
  • Hep Kat Discogs is usually more reliable FYI
    March 7 11:49 PM
  • Hep Kat Just a correction for yer Fresh Kill s/o: PJ Russo didn't play guitar for them during the period this material was recorded and released. The founding guitarist was Mike Hunchback
    March 7 11:31 PM
  • Hawks Your soundoff for that new Oranssi Pazuzu record is perfect, exact same way I feel about it.
    March 3 05:44 PM
  • YakNips nah it's actually the album cover to this EP - http://www.discogs.com/Grouper-He-Knows-He-Knows-He-Knows/master/87740, but after looking up that movie it looks wholly fascinating
    January 30 11:11 PM
  • danielmoreno you're welcome m8
    January 22 12:51 PM
  • Gameofmetal it's probably my favorite tbdm by a long shot
    January 22 01:59 AM
  • Gameofmetal dude i like that TBDM everblack soundoff. I think that bit about tribute to black and death metal is something i couldnt really ever put into words before for some reason
    January 22 01:15 AM
  • BallsToTheWall Your soundoff for Sin Eater is absolutely perfect.
    January 21 08:43 PM
  • danielmoreno Your 2015 list was awesome bro. It was a great year for music in Brazil too. I know that in the USA it don't really get recognized; but there was the 3rd Passo Torto album (kinda disturbing lyrics and such unique vibes), Ná Ozetti with Wisnik, and Arrigo Barnabé playing the hell out of his 64 years, Karina Buhr naked in her cover art, a sadly sick Elza Soares... You could check it out!
    January 21 06:42 PM
  • zaruyache Get on Blue Album asap. It's quite a bit better than Purple and the production isn't lolbad.
    December 23 02:11 PM
  • unclereich That shawn kemp sound off is legendary man props
    December 23 03:41 AM
  • Angelboros Great Scott. To tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever seen anyone here churn out consistently entertaining sound-offs like you do. Keep it up, man! :3
    November 26 10:50 PM
  • NewBallistics I'm a huge fan of his work. I've never listened to another game score that had me go from cheerful to scared to crying my eyes out like they did back then.
    November 6 03:11 AM
  • ArsMoriendi Yeah he thought I was bigot for supporting gay rights, but being against pedophilia/bestiality. The irony, right?
    September 27 09:13 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Was it me who did it? :o
    September 27 08:54 PM
  • 420YoloSwag420 I proofread your Gnaw Their Tongues review, enjoy!
    September 15 11:12 PM
  • BMDrummer it's gonna sound like have a nice life or something, so be prepared
    August 28 05:22 AM
  • BMDrummer all is generally well i guess, although all my senior friends are leaving next year so i'm sad about that. but new musics from me and judio is on the way
    August 28 05:06 AM
  • DaveyBoy Post-hardcore's finest! Haha. Good sound-off, even if I havent listened to You Were Never Alone yet.
    July 23 06:45 AM
  • Gameofmetal Vocals are often the highlight for me, just not the lyrics usually
    July 17 02:35 AM
  • Gameofmetal I think it's really good but I have a soft spot for deathcore. It just kinda does everything deathcore needs to do well. The reason for the high rating is probably just because there are only 28 votes in and they're mostly the deathcore fans that hide around here haha. There are a few highly rated deathcore albums tho, All Shall Perish has a 3.9 rated album I think for instance.
    July 17 02:21 AM
  • Hep Kat Great soundoff for Cool Convos, man. Glad you enjoyed.
    July 16 12:41 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy sweet soundoff btwq
    June 4 07:45 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy youre missing the last 2 tracks on predatory headlights
    June 4 07:41 PM
  • CK Some of those riffs though, holy crap
    June 2 03:07 AM
  • CK Just listened to Endless. The melody was great, but I can't say I dug the breakdown too much...
    June 2 03:00 AM
  • CK Not gonna list your rec cuz you already rec'd two, and I'm trying to keep a limit of two per person, but I'm listening to the Crinn now so I don't forget. Some interesting production, but really good music!
    June 2 02:55 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts just google 'son lux bones rar' or 'son lux bones zip' or whatever and you should be able to find an uploaded dl that takes like an hour or whatever. but yeah its ****ing explosive.
    June 1 02:11 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts its ****ing dope.
    June 1 01:55 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts yeah bud :]
    April 12 01:23 AM
  • Hep Kat mello music is an incredible stable of artists. all their posse cuts are fantastic. self sacrifice is one of my favorite rap albums of all time, but persona is quickly becoming my second fave by them
    April 9 09:13 PM
  • Hep Kat yeah give is such a cool band. their music is so refreshingly positive, and, by proxy, the whole "flower" schtick is really sweet. i dig the new LP and new 7" a lot. i listen to them pretty frequently on my turntable. PT3 is really good too, spitta really showed up lyrically on that one. it's pretty overwhelming how much better rap in 2015 is compared to last year, which i considered to be an off year when stacked up against the rest of the decade so far
    April 8 12:14 PM
  • Hep Kat Yeah that new Maxo bangs screw, the new Pile is great too, I have the LP coming in the mail. I've also been jamming that Raw Poetic/K-Def album a lot, I'm eagerly awaiting the vinyl pressing this summer. The new Kendrick is okay, but I've never really been all that impressed with him, so I'm mostly indifferent about it. I like the new Give 7" a lot too, and I've also taken quite a liking to the two Doctor Nod tapes from last year
    April 6 06:43 PM
  • Hep Kat Nothing at all while I was in the hospital. But right now I'm mostly listening to the new Mello Music Group
    April 6 04:01 AM
  • Hep Kat Yeah, it did. Got a few months of physical therapy ahead of me, but I should be perfectly fine after that
    April 5 09:00 AM
  • Hep Kat that's rad man. "heart of a hustler" is prolly my fave Screw song
    April 3 08:30 PM
  • Astral Abortis Album out March 30th: http://lostsaltbloodpurges.bandcamp.com/
    March 25 03:19 AM
  • guitarded_chuck your summary of the new earl is legit as hell and totally on point, just dropping in to let you know
    March 24 05:21 PM
  • NordicMindset wanna join my fantasy league for baseball
    March 20 06:43 PM
  • LambsBread thanks breh i appreciate it I credit gwyn for showing me the liight
    March 20 09:01 AM
  • Hep Kat Let me know how you find each DJ Screw record you listen to. His discography is massive, easily one of the largest in all of hip-hop. I would be curious to hear feedback from you about whatever you prefer check out
    March 11 08:30 PM
  • Hep Kat Also, I'd like you to know that you have earned my respect now. I apologize for being rude in our previous interactions. I put new users through the same trial of fire I had to face when I first joined. As such, you have to earn a place in my stable, and you have. stay gucci
    March 11 08:09 PM
  • Hep Kat you're welcome. check this: http://mellomusicgroup360.bandcamp.com/album/persona
    March 11 06:22 PM
  • oltnabrick https://goropsy6.bandcamp.com/album/v-mac-and-cheese give my music a go, let me know what you think!
    February 24 09:30 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts haha totally can relate to that as well actually. interesting, thank you for evoking this train of thought out of me, i never would have drawn any of these conclusions otherwise
    January 27 09:25 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts much truth in that. oddly enough i havent really given it too much thought before, but its similar for my metal taste too i guess which probably explains my development in that department over the years. when i was a teen i liked metalcore and melodeth and all that more 'angsty' stuff when i was a confused middle schooler and took things a lot more seriously and now the only metal i really care for is sludge and doomy stuff
    January 27 08:59 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts when it comes to honest self reflective hip-hop like that i prefer a clever and almost tongue in cheek self-depreciative approach matched with beats with a similar vibe (ala Why? and Milo) than stuff like sadistik. it just reflects my own personality a lot better and how i tend to make light of things often with humour and im not one to wax poetic with my emotions without it feeling contrived so i think it mostly stems from personal relateability!
    January 27 10:32 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts i just find that kind of hip hop to be super cringe worthy lyrically, the beats arent always that bad but the fact that they are so melancholy really bolsters this whole embarrassingly emo approach that really irritates me. kinda make sense?
    January 26 11:28 PM
  • BMDrummer thanks for the soundoff on godspeed, lp is coming soon and it's gonna be quite superior
    January 10 04:03 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts i could see u really liking the sorceress and hiatus kaiyote ones if you liked a/t/o/s and d'angelo
    December 22 03:29 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts :p no prob dude, check out the others if u get a chance
    December 22 03:29 AM
  • LambsBread word sorry i dont remember why i said that
    November 3 08:17 PM
  • BMDrummer no idea why i waited so long to check more of his stuff, gonna jam more stuff soon
    September 14 02:15 AM
  • Hep Kat 0/10 btw
    July 10 12:33 AM
  • Hep Kat so stipid
    July 9 09:54 PM
  • Hep Kat are you using middle-school age psychology that's been played out a quintillion times on the internet because you're stupid or...?
    July 9 09:05 PM
  • Hep Kat Because I'm rich, crunk, have a beautiful family, and I literally don't care about your fartknocker bulls*** bro. now foad im jamming GWAR
    July 9 08:50 PM
  • Hep Kat u do realize ur gay-ass passive aggressive first response won't work on me, rite? lol fag
    July 9 08:31 PM
  • Hep Kat typical flamer-ass response. Go have a good cry, little girl
    July 9 06:51 PM
  • Hep Kat I will eat your dreams and s*** them in your mouth
    July 9 05:01 PM
  • BMDrummer Haha thanks, I knew you were just messing around, plus I'm not even a huge Cannibal fan tbh.
    July 1 02:15 AM
  • BMDrummer I'm an idiot sometimes, and I guess you read my new soundoff
    July 1 01:08 AM
  • BMDrummer I appreciate your soundoff for the new Cannibal.
    July 1 12:18 AM

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