Review Summary: if the shoe fitz11 of 18 thought this review was well written
ah kate, my love, my darling, my boo, my everything, youre the one, even among angels you are the best. and its not even because shes hot, she is strong and smart and she will always have a deeper understanding of your feelingz. this womans work throughout the 80s ***ing ruled, she made a vast amount of awesome albums and she didnt care what anyone thought of her lil dancing and *** like she always got your ass moving. she was unique and she was hot, a rare quality indeed and she was also british which rules for me because i can be proud of her ass. this album is ***in weird, because on the one hand its got the amazing vocals of kate but a lot of the jams and *** suck ***ing dick, eat the music is a good example of this ***ery, i find myself reaching out for the stop button every damn time i jam it, like i bet even bertie doesnt dig it. there are some moments of pleasure on this album, rubberband girl is a great ass song as is moments of dick which is very reminiscent of her previous album the sensual world, just her voice, a piano and a violin to top it all off, the way it should be, only a fretless could make it better. the title track is also fun but the drumz sound weak as ***, but the cute lil yea she says in the background rules you can actually feel it touching your lobes, wow!
the red shoes is a weird one, it will bring out both love and anger in you as you jam, i mean kates voice is as amazing as ever but its just missing the spark, maybe its the weak ass melodies or i dont know but its just not up to her standards. its kinda somewhere in between good and great 3.25 perhaps, indeed. like i wonder why kate released this album, maybe all the love for her previous work clouded her busted judgement, i mean all we ever look for in kates music is perfection and damn she just didnt bring it here. but the thing that sucks most about kate is that she will never be mine, my beautiful rubberband girl will never be sat on my lap and it makes me misty eyed but i am a wild man so i get pissed easily. like in my dream where i'm in the warm room with her ass and i *** her so hard she is out cold but she is still breathing as i blow away the cum from her crack and give her anus a lil infant kiss to make it all better, ah, and so is love.
so if the shoe fits which means something smart then you will dig this album, but the shoes wouldnt fit now with her fat ass feet ugh. this is for true kate fans only, sorry gyro. but dont worry, even though she is fat now, she wasnt here, she was perfect and hot and amazing, oh to be in love.