Bjork
Debut


4.5
superb

Review

by Johnny McCombs USER (13 Reviews)
April 26th, 2012 | 21 replies | 1,889 views


Release Date: 1993 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Her voice is like a marination squeezed onto a gentle chicken dish...

6 of 6 thought this review was well written

One word- passion. For during the entire length of the album, I could see clearly her wondrous utters, in a crawling position she was, being squeezed for every drop of milk into this album. And is it a coincidence that what she utters is much indeed like her utters? Like these twins, her voice, an only child, oft looking for a place to stay, makes conveniently a nest to roost into your ears. I feel something swell in my heart, much like the residue of a fattening nacho dish.

I feel full of love. All is full of love! But unlike a belly full experience, this feeling lasts for approximately forty-eight minutes and fifteen seconds. Her mouth is like the friendly turtle, approaching with caution but stroking subliminally your ears. Her eyes are like the fairy eyes back when Greenland was green. Her nose is like the leaf eating dinosaur. Her eyebrows are like powder before a storm, and waxed to the maxed. Her ears are like double butterflies. And her bosom... like sage, to be rubbed.

Her voice is like a marination squeezed onto a gentle chicken dish... like a black olive exploding into your mouth... she is the lemon in the ice water... the pepper on the dish... and her voice, gentle protruding into your ears, wail with a voice longing for your heart, aye... and when you thought it could not get better, your dick, chasing the trail of her voice, immediately expands into a blood vessel of love... you long for her, for her voice holds back nothing, and you see immediately that this is good.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
LAD
April 26th 2012



136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

enjoy

agent502
April 26th 2012



188 Comments


excellent review

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012



18032 Comments


bjork mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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macadoolahicky
April 26th 2012



1835 Comments


LOL system

Very interesting / nice review. Possibly could have been a bit longer, but nonetheless short and sweet.

This is probably my second favorite album of hers. Still have to check out Medulla and Volta

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012



18032 Comments


dont joke about bjork cunt

WashboardSuds
April 26th 2012



4984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

best review for this album yet

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KILL
April 26th 2012



70599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

amazing album and review

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DarthMann
April 26th 2012



13476 Comments


i would fuck her on that album cover

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012



18032 Comments


90's bjork was top 5 women

CaptainDooRight
April 26th 2012



28335 Comments


i don't think I've heard this one yet

I love her musical style and really dug her newest release and some older stuff too but I don't find myself coming back to her stuff too often guess I've been to busy with Caravan's discography and probably will be for a very long time

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Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012



18032 Comments


vesper is best

CaptainDooRight
April 26th 2012



28335 Comments


yeah she's hot too

jk yeah i know what you mean

hey hyp do you know why prog music is so good, i mean it's like wtf good

KILL
April 26th 2012



70599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

agreed black moon is amazing

Xenophanes
Emeritus
April 26th 2012



10585 Comments


...wut?


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Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012



18032 Comments


how scandinavian of me

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 26th 2012



49788 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I always forget to listen to this album

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KILL
April 26th 2012



70599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ooooooooooone daaaaaaaaay it will happen dw bro

DarthMann
April 26th 2012



13476 Comments


"hey hyp do you know why prog music is so good, i mean it's like wtf good"

that was probably the gayest fucking thing ive ever read

VictorHugo
April 26th 2012



19 Comments


Great review!

CaptainDooRight
April 27th 2012



28335 Comments


yeah this is amazing



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