Bjork
Debut


4.5
superb

Review

by Johnny McCombs USER (12 Reviews)
April 26th, 2012 | 15 replies


Release Date: 1993 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Her voice is like a marination squeezed onto a gentle chicken dish...

One word- passion. For during the entire length of the album, I could see clearly her wondrous utters, in a crawling position she was, being squeezed for every drop of milk into this album. And is it a coincidence that what she utters is much indeed like her utters? Like these twins, her voice, an only child, oft looking for a place to stay, makes conveniently a nest to roost into your ears. I feel something swell in my heart, much like the residue of a fattening nacho dish.

I feel full of love. All is full of love! But unlike a belly full experience, this feeling lasts for approximately forty-eight minutes and fifteen seconds. Her mouth is like the friendly turtle, approaching with caution but stroking subliminally your ears. Her eyes are like the fairy eyes back when Greenland was green. Her nose is like the leaf eating dinosaur. Her eyebrows are like powder before a storm, and waxed to the maxed. Her ears are like double butterflies. And her bosom... like sage, to be rubbed.

Her voice is like a marination squeezed onto a gentle chicken dish... like a black olive exploding into your mouth... she is the lemon in the ice water... the pepper on the dish... and her voice, gentle protruding into your ears, wail with a voice longing for your heart, aye... and when you thought it could not get better, your dick, chasing the trail of her voice, immediately expands into a blood vessel of love... you long for her, for her voice holds back nothing, and you see immediately that this is good.



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LAD
April 26th 2012


136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

enjoy

agent502
April 26th 2012


188 Comments


excellent review

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012


19684 Comments


bjork mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Digging: Tangerine Dream - Rubycon

macadoolahicky
April 26th 2012


1835 Comments


LOL system

Very interesting / nice review. Possibly could have been a bit longer, but nonetheless short and sweet.

This is probably my second favorite album of hers. Still have to check out Medulla and Volta

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012


19684 Comments


dont joke about bjork cunt

WashboardSuds
April 26th 2012


5077 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

best review for this album yet

KILL
April 26th 2012


74072 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

amazing album and review

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012


19684 Comments


90's bjork was top 5 women

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012


19684 Comments


vesper is best

KILL
April 26th 2012


74072 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

agreed black moon is amazing

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 26th 2012


19684 Comments


how scandinavian of me

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 26th 2012


51494 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I always forget to listen to this album

Digging: Main Attrakionz - 808s & Dark Grapes III

KILL
April 26th 2012


74072 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ooooooooooone daaaaaaaaay it will happen dw bro

VictorHugo
April 26th 2012


19 Comments


Great review!

johnnyblaze
October 27th 2013


2658 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

review is trvth



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