Radiohead
Kid A


2.0
poor

Review

by pizzamachine USER (626 Reviews)
December 3rd, 2011 | 205 replies


Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Barely music.

Many claim that Radiohead’s Kid A changed their life, or their perspective on music. It did something for me as well. After going back to the album through the years, in the dire hope of finding gold, I didn’t find much. I appreciate the album as I appreciate ugly art in a museum. Sure, this may hold an important moment in time considering how many artists have not produced albums similar to Kid A, but that’s the extent of its power. I also appreciate the concept of this album. This electronic meets rock meets ambient hodge podge swamp water music at the very least, shows ambition. There’s creativity on full display, but a lot of what’s produced is not digestible. Some is, but the parts that are not are quite difficult to listen to, and even overtly grating. Horns out of nowhere, blaring synths for seemingly no reason, the songs are not put together well. Take Idioteque for example, which is idiotic (get it?), suddenly noisy, and then the next second reverts back to boring ass garage band beats.

In my original review I said a scandalous line about how Tom can’t sing. I’ll confess that was an exaggeration, though considering how bad he sounds in this album my point still stands. He sings much too quietly, much too nasally, barely on tune, and he doesn’t sound good. Possibly great moments are ruined the second he sings with his dying cat in a distant tunnel voice. I do not like it, I’m surprised anyone does.

Something something, album sucks balls.



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pizzamachine
December 4th 2011


27144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Pizzamachine was here

Trebor.
Emeritus
December 4th 2011


59848 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Thom isn’t much of a singer



die

pizzamachine
December 4th 2011


27144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

No, I want his vocals to die

Tyrael
December 4th 2011


21108 Comments


confusingly atrocious songs like ‘The National Anthem’

Arghl

aok
December 4th 2011


4621 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

hook, line and sinker? hehe -- i'm intrigued to read this though ;]

Tyler.
December 4th 2011


19021 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i disagree with almost of all of it but its your opinoin. The national anthem is one of my favorite songs ever

pizzamachine
December 4th 2011


27144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah

Tyrael
December 4th 2011


21108 Comments


Btw pizz I pos'd cause this is not in any way a bad review but I fear you'll be getting a lot of flac for this anyway

aok
December 4th 2011


4621 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

i get a little confused as you keep going back and forth between stating your opinion and being

'factual', but not bad. reminds me a lot of ferociouslettuce's review ;}

psykonaut
December 4th 2011


3913 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

intro paragraph is really dumb

Bjork-esque vocal style that Thom Yorke boringly copies, Kid A is a Bjork album wannabe


um, could you elaborate? that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. i'll give you that kid a and some bjork albums (most of all Vespertine, although that album came a year after this one) have some similar qualities but asserting that this album is a bjork rip-off is an utterly absurd claim with almost no conceivable backing (and you provided no backing other than your claim that thom is copying bjork's voice which is lol)

Thom wanders through the electronic forest, sounding completely lost.


i would argue that this contributes positively to the album but whatever floats your boat i guess

he ruins it with his horribly nasally, whiny, opposite-of-pitch-perfect vocal performance.


you're an obsessive bjork fan but you're complaining about nasally vocals here? i don't understand you. and the vocals in that song are never once off-key, might wanna get your ears checked boy

where he does his atypical muttering, making the lyrics indecipherable


except the lyrics are quite decipherable

If only Thom had put any effort at all into his singing, he could have made the music slightly less difficult to listen to.


i laughed hard

Therefore we hear songs like ‘In Limbo’, ‘Morning Bell’, and ‘Motion Picture Soundtrack’, which are aimless, boring, forgettable filler tracks.


if you're seriously gonna call motion picture soundtrack aimless filler then fuck it i'm done here

psykonaut
December 4th 2011


3913 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

the only part of this review that really bothered me though was

Radiohead certainly tried to sell the album as something completely original


which is an outright false statement. maybe radiohead fans yes but the band themselves insists that this is just a rock album

luci
December 4th 2011


12844 Comments


This is better than the other negative review but still subpar.

pizzamachine
December 4th 2011


27144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

@ psy: chill yo ass bruh

@ luci: my review is god-tier let’s be honest

psykonaut
December 4th 2011


3913 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is better than the other negative review but still subpar.


i agree, sorry andy it was still an interesting experiment

aok
December 4th 2011


4621 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

don't worry about it. there's a reason i put out that thing under an alt. plus he has the added benefit of actually feeling the way he does about the album

Asiatic667
December 4th 2011


4651 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

crap band, rubbish album

pizzamachine
December 4th 2011


27144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Crap 💩

psykonaut
December 4th 2011


3913 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@pizza

oh, you did elaborate, my b. however i'm not sure where you're finding sci-fi sounds or creepiness in 90s bjork albums (especially not to the degree present in kid a). so your statement that kid a is a bjork plagiarism at best is still very silly

Tyrael
December 4th 2011


21108 Comments


This reminds me so much of my Jane Doe review

except for the part where I didn't get negged into oblivion

psykonaut
December 4th 2011


3913 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i just pos'd out of respect and pity



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