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Top 5 Hardest Dark Souls Boss Fights

Not including the DLC because I haven't gotten around to it ryet. After 3 playthroughs of rthis unforgiving game, here's the 5 bosses that made me yell r"fuck" the loudest.
1Ornstein & Smough

This comes as no surprise to anyone. The ending of Anor Lando, about mid-way through the game, you gotta fight lightning McQueen and his BFF sumo grande all at the same time and these motherfuckers are relentless. Without glitching them into a pillar/ summoning other people, you were in for quite the treat. And by treat, I mean getting your ass torn asunder. Fuck these guys.
2The Four Kings

Once you arrive into the twilight zone to take on these motherfuckers, only one jumps out with their annoying ass magic casting and what not. But you better hurry the fuck up - or else this is gonna turn into a good old fashioned blood orgy. Tip: Hug them
3Gwyn Lord of Cinder

Obviously the final boss has to be a bastard and Dark Souls does not disappoint in this category. I was expecting a much more intimidating final boss, but this fire-wielding bitch gives you no down time and unless you know how to parry or cast your pussy miracles, this if gonna be a toughy.
4Seath the Scaleless

First off, this asshole is invincible the first time you fight him so he's automatically a cock. Secondly, when you finally work your way through the hellhole that is the Duke's Archives, you gotta navigate through a crystal cave of magical invisible paths and shit to take on this ugly motherfucker in round 2. For the most part, he's a simple boss to attack, but his random summoning of crystals out the wazoo all around you mostly fucks you over and can even curse you, which we all know fucking blows. And don't get me started on tail cutting this cunt.
5Capra Demon

You're either lying or are Jesus if you didn't have trouble with this bitch your first time through the game. Step through the white gate to get butt fucked by this demon's dual-wielded axes, while his hell dogs breath their fire and shit on you. Keep climbing them stairs and hoping your stamina doesn't deplete at the wrong moment or you're fucked!
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