YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | Pepperoni gang rise up |
deathschool
11.29.20 | I used to go for sausage, but pepperoni is my go to now with banana peppers |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | oh snap banana pepperoni gang is also acceptable |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.20 | Broccoli rabe
Or if I can pick two broccoli rabe with sausage |
Sinternet
11.29.20 | mushrooms, olives, prosciutto
proper neopolitan style |
Bilbodabag
11.29.20 | Hello. I like vegetables on my pizza. |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | sputnik goes vegetarian but also keeps eating sausage and prosciutto 2020 |
Morningrise767
11.29.20 | pepperoni, peri peri chicken or bbq meatlovers are my go to |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | we have the meats |
Morningrise767
11.29.20 | looks like meats back on the menu boys! |
Divaman
11.29.20 | Meatball |
budgie
11.29.20 | jalapenos |
Colton
11.29.20 | Mushrooms, goat cheese (or feta) |
TheNewWhack
11.29.20 | Margherita |
deathschool
11.29.20 | Pepperoni and jalapeños is good sometimes too. |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | Jalapepperoni gang is also acceptable |
unclereich
11.29.20 | def plain cheese. it always lets me know if a place can actually make a solid za or not. i feeling you can get away with bad crust/cheese/oily if you cover it in toppings. plus having IBS most toppings make me shit my pants worse. so yea cheese za all day bby. hi yoyo |
Drifter
11.29.20 | Pepperoni, possibly with other meats like a rational human being |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | we have added a drifter to the ranks of pepperoni gang
hi reich good to see ya again |
Drifter
11.29.20 | If you get a pizza with just cheese u a bitch |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | drifter taking the list title to heart |
Bilbodabag
11.29.20 | If you get a pizza with no cheese u a cactus |
deathschool
11.29.20 | Oh, we’re supposed to be arguing. Um, if you eat broccoli on pizza then you should be killed. |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.20 | If that's a shot at me: broccoli rabe isn't broccoli |
unclereich
11.29.20 | i will destroy drifter with one of my acid IBS turds, blood and all
broccoli on za is dank gtfo |
deathschool
11.29.20 | If you lecture people online about broccoli then you should be killed twice. |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | local residents shocked by violent tendencies of internet user named "deathschool" |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Mayo and spam |
JeetJeet
11.29.20 | put me down in pepperoni gang AND pineapple gang. and you a whole bitch if you hate on pineapples as toppings. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | U half a bitch if you dig it. Cripple bitch. |
unclereich
11.29.20 | fruit should only be eaten alone or in a smoothie
fruit pies are ass and for fat fucks, and fruit on pizza is autistic level shit |
deathschool
11.29.20 | Hawaiian pizza is not my go to, but it’s good shit. |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.20 | Fruit pie is good, in moderation
I've still never had pineapple on pizza, but I'd try it under the right circumstances, not sure I'd go out of my way to get it though |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | People trashing fruit on pizza like "wahh look at me I'm an infant who can't appreciate a more complex flavor palette" |
Bilbodabag
11.29.20 | Fruit on pizza is for baby cactus |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Also the best pizza is the one with the most different vegetables piled atop it, imo |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | There are good fruit pizzas. Its just that ham and pineapple pizza is the most ghetto pizza fruit AND pizza meat combined. Some fresh pear, prosciutto, honey and walnut pizza on the other hand... or I've had some good za with goat cheese and grapes etc |
Ryus
11.29.20 | anchovy |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Yo if you put bell peppers on your pizza you and everyone on the planet who shares your last name need to be executed |
deathschool
11.29.20 | Oh man, speaking of fruit on pizza though, fucking fig and prosciutto is incredible. |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Pots I'm 100% with you on ham being the lamest pizza meat but pineapple is solid.
Bell peppers are one of the worse pizza veggies but in the chaos of a supreme/ultimate veggie pizza it gets lost in the shuffle enough to not be a problem |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | main takeaway from this is that i gotta try prosciutto on pizza |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Oh fuck yeah fig and prosciutto is a big brain za |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | also surprised no one is hot fudge gang so far |
Ryus
11.29.20 | prosciutto on pizza is godly. especially if you have basil or something along with it |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | @kompy maybe if it's not from a can |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Wait canned bell pepper? What the fuck |
deathschool
11.29.20 | lol |
sixdegrees
11.29.20 | caramelized onion |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Lmao no canned pineapple you fruitloop dingus |
unclereich
11.29.20 | lets be honest i usually eat about 30 bread sticks before my za comes out and am not even hungry anymore |
deathschool
11.29.20 | I fill up on parmesan packets |
Drifter
11.29.20 | Only time plant related shit is allowed on pizza is by technicality through red pepper flakes
Other than that, die slow |
Drifter
11.29.20 | Ok and Italian seasoning
But OTHER THAN THAT, cease living |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | So no pizza dough or sauce then, just a bowl of meat and cheese |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | I'm not sure that constitutes as pizza anymore |
sixdegrees
11.29.20 | sounds good |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | It doesnt not sound good but |
Drifter
11.29.20 | On pizza
On
As in
On top of the cheese
You silly goose 🦆 |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Well technically tomato sauce isnt an integral part of pizza since it can be exchanged with other sauces and still be pizza
However if it has no sauce is it then a flatbread |
WeepingBanana
11.29.20 | Clams |
Drifter
11.29.20 | Let’s just assume it’s a normal pizza with bread cheese and sauce
And then add some meat. And maybe red pepper flakes and seasoning
And then stop |
brainmelter
11.29.20 | mayo and spam...? that’s truly unholy |
deathschool
11.29.20 | I mean, people love ranch on pizza. I’ve never had mayo specifically but ranch is very comparable to mayo, so idk. |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | Semen |
deathschool
11.29.20 | The forbidden topping |
unclereich
11.29.20 | ranch is very comparable to mayo
uh |
deathschool
11.29.20 | because ranch is almost always made with mayo. I know it has more going on, but texture and flavor wise, they have similar things happening. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Dude are you telling me in here on this day that you have never had mayo and spam pizza? |
Sinternet
11.29.20 | dudes have u tried mayan sperm pizza tho |
Avagantamos
11.29.20 | pepperoni is the worst meat topping for pizza, besides like anchovies or some shit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | I also fucks with a good celery ketchup pizza |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Mayo on pizza sounds like one of those things your friend starts doing specifically because they know it bothers you and then they eventually just start enjoying it sincerely somehow |
deathschool
11.29.20 | I saw a video the other day of someone enjoying it unironically so I figured maybe it’s just a niche thing that’s catching on. |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Okay here's a hot pizza take for y'all to chew on:
Red sauce = veggie toppings
White sauce = meat toppings
Bbq sauce = go directly to jail |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Like no cap mayo on pizza sounds far less disgusting to me than bbq sauce on pizza |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | Chicken + jalapeño |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | + red onion |
Avagantamos
11.29.20 | for classic marinara pizza it's hard to beat sausage + peppers + onions imo. also a big fan of bbq chicken pizza (also hawaiian with bbq sauce on thin crust is quite good) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Bbq sauce on pizza has a very specific time and place and exactly no other time and place |
Avagantamos
11.29.20 | chicken alfredo is also upper tier pizza |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Chicken in general is a bottom tier meat tbh but if I had to have a chicken pizza it would be alfredo over bbq chicken or something for sure |
Sinternet
11.29.20 | i feel the distinction between actual pizza and americanised takeaway stuff is probably important when discussing pizza |
Avagantamos
11.29.20 | I am quite partial to chicken I'd probably say it's my favorite meat |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | 100% sint |
aydross121
11.29.20 | Whatever this is, tried it in mexico city couple years ago:
https://i.redd.it/0d2luss8d8a41.png
10/10 |
deathschool
11.29.20 | Yeah, takeout chain pizza and actual quality pizza are worlds apart but I like garbage pizza as well as top tier shit. Fuck Pizza Hut though. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Neapolitan is the word yall lookin for |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Pizza hut sucks but they have beyond meat sausage now so no ones out-pizza-ing the Hut for a minute in my book |
Avagantamos
11.29.20 | what on earth is beyond meat sausage? |
brainmelter
11.29.20 | not meat that tastes like meat
and pesto pizza is fire |
Sinternet
11.29.20 | veggie sausage imitation thats actually really good and getting pretty damn close to actual meat |
Avagantamos
11.29.20 | sounds nice I'll keep my eyes peeled to try some of that |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Pesto pizza is indeed fire, just tried it for the first time last week actually |
Sinternet
11.29.20 | pesto is great as a topping but dear god you got to use it in moderation |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Like, I'm not gonna try to convince you all that pizza hut is good, because it self-evidently isn't, but I will say that imitation sausage and Alfredo sauce on that cardboard-ass pizza crust really hits different when ur 4 beers in |
Thalassic
11.29.20 | My ancestry is from Caserta so there are basically only two pizzas in existence: margherita and marinara |
JesperL
11.29.20 | mushrooms/oregano is the best combo |
rockarollacola
11.29.20 | I fucking hate mushrooms, but I at least understand the appeal. Beef, on the other hand, is easily the most useless topping ever. It has no flavor and is just there to take up space.
Put me down for sausage, truly the best topping. |
someone
11.29.20 | Pepperoni Gang, but also a snitch for Quattro Formaggi |
rellik009
11.29.20 | I actually managed to like mushrooms on pizza recently, but I'm mainly a spicy meat and cheese gang. Not against pineapple though. |
rellik009
11.29.20 | Also mozarella is based m/ |
Piglet
11.29.20 | as a pizza maker of 5 years, anything that is vaguely italian nd minimalistic is the best.
get sum fresh basil, cheeky mushrooms, tomatoes nd sum rando exotic formaggis with a bucket of anchovies on top nd youre in for a gud time |
rellik009
11.29.20 | did I just see a description of the perfect pizza |
anat
11.29.20 | Anything topped with a fried egg tbh |
rellik009
11.29.20 | why would you put a fried egg on a pizza
yuck
fried eggs are meant for breakfasts and omelettes |
anat
11.29.20 | Bc it goes in the centre and then every slice has a lil rich yolk sauce at the end |
rellik009
11.29.20 | but man. the taste of egg doesn't compute with pizza. |
TheAntichrist
11.29.20 | yous gots to try my chicken alfredo pizza |
anat
11.29.20 | Fried egg on toast is pizza w/o sauce and cheese
Shakshouka is pizza w/o base
Eggy breakfast wrap is pizza w/o sauce
Egg is harmonious with all pizza staples |
Piglet
11.29.20 | can confirm bacon nd egg pizzas are pretty popular where im from. just slap an egg on top and it comes out alright. still sacrilegious tho |
anat
11.29.20 | In Belgium I had a pizza of bolognese sauce with an egg on top. It was amazing, as much as you wouldn't expect it to be |
rellik009
11.29.20 | HERESY |
rellik009
11.29.20 | might try it though |
anat
11.29.20 | hmu once converted |
Thalassic
11.29.20 | "as a pizza maker of 5 years, anything that is vaguely italian nd minimalistic is the best. "
This guy gets it |
Sinternet
11.29.20 | egg in the centre of a pizza is great, its like a dipping sauce almost when you pulla slice away and the yolk leaks onto the plate |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.29.20 | agree. fiorentina is an underrated boi
napoli is best though. anchovy gang yes yes |
ReturnToRock
11.29.20 | 1. Hawaiian
2. Pepperoni
3. Veggie |
DominionMM1
11.29.20 | pepperoni-jalapeno-cream cheese is the way to go
bacon-pineapple is legit too |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | good morning |
Colton
11.29.20 | Anyone who’s ever had egg on pizza is going straight to hell |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | ngl the egg sounds interesting. i'm not optimistic about it being good tho |
SitarHero
11.29.20 | Pineapple+ham
Chicken tikka
Onions and bell peppers |
Ryus
11.29.20 | chicken tikka pizza? hmm im skeptical |
TheAntichrist
11.29.20 | as far as generic picks, i'll go with either stuffed crust or meat lovers |
ReturnToRock
11.29.20 | Most Pointless Pizza Award: Doner Kebab Pizza. WHY? |
LeddSledd
11.29.20 | classic pepperoni gang
i'll always be a carnivore at heart |
Colton
11.29.20 | Tf is chicken tikka |
Colton
11.29.20 | Nvm |
Emim
11.29.20 | Best pizza is "combination" or "the works", or anything that has cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, bell peppers, onions, and sausage. Close second for me is BBQ chicken. |
Ryus
11.29.20 | im revoking your indian card colton |
Colton
11.29.20 | To be fair, is there a really a reason for chicken tikka to exist when chicken tikka masala exists? Just feels like a watered down version |
Divaman
11.29.20 | Btw, there's no spaghetti underneath. It's just meatball. |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | ravioli ravioli great barrier reef |
SitarHero
11.29.20 | "To be fair, is there a really a reason for chicken tikka to exist when chicken tikka masala exists? Just feels like a watered down version"
Is your stupidity genetic or the result of cranial trauma? |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | Egg on pizza isn't my favorite but I've had it and it is not nearly the food crime some of y'all seem to think it is |
MillionDead
11.29.20 | Mushrooms, jalapenos, and banana peppers first.
And if we're talking meat, pepperoni is the obvious choice over everything. |
Colton
11.29.20 | It’s not even that spicy SitarHero you could probably handle it if you tried |
combustion07
11.29.20 | I fuck with the pepperoni/chicken combo |
TheAntichrist
11.29.20 | how dare you christ in my username! may the power of satan compel yee! |
AlexKzillion
11.29.20 | Pineapple gang biiiiiitch (with ham) |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | Egg on pizza is actually pretty good |
anat
11.29.20 | egg should have a gang |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | at this point yeah |
SymbolicInTime
11.29.20 | Hawaiian pizza (pineapple + ham) fucking RULES but ONLY if you have BBQ sauce instead of tomato. W/ tomato its f-tier |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | Bbq sauce on pizza sounds like an abomination |
SymbolicInTime
11.29.20 | I wouldn't generally want that as the sauce. The flavor profile of it just works better with the pineapple imo
Oh and BBQ chicken pizza |
Dedes
11.29.20 | You sound like an abomination
Best pizza is arugula balsamic and porchetta
ALTHOUGH since bitch ass Uno's got closed down best pizza topping available to me is anchovies so you can mark me down as that |
anat
11.29.20 | I had a pulled pork and rosemary potato pizza once that was pretty dope |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | @TheAntichrist this list is actually sponsored by Joel Osteen's megachurch sry |
Colton
11.29.20 | what is the best dip though? I’m a garlic/caesar guy myself, blue cheese is also good. Ranch eaters are subhuman in my eyes though |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | This thread is making me very hungry for pizza |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | I fuck with some blue cheese |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | All dips are good dips, but a really good pie doesn't need 'em |
anat
11.29.20 |
❌ no dips❌ |
zaruyache
11.29.20 | no meat, but onion and spinach |
SymbolicInTime
11.29.20 | No dips [2] unless its pizza fries |
Trebor.
11.29.20 | My go to is green pep and olive |
Kompys2000
11.29.20 | What the hell is pizza fries |
Snake.
11.29.20 | veggietale gang |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Anyone talking shit about egg on pizza is a basic ass domino's hoe
Lots of neapolitan pizza comes with egg yolks on it and it is amazing |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Like this is straight up just common, crawl out from under your rock |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | And as if anything you put on pizza isnt something that you serve with various egg dishes to begin with. Fucking honkeys itt |
anat
11.29.20 | that's a gainer for the egg gang imo |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | "Tf is chicken tikka"
-a guy who claims to be Indian |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Yeah put me in egg gang, as much as I liked my mayo and spam joke being in the same group as diva and budgie is a fate worse than death and I'd rather
surround myself with people of culture
As for sauce, ranch is gross. Advocate for good pizza wont need sauce but I will fuck with a good garlic sauce on occasion or if its just shitty chain pizza I will dunk the crust in that jalapeno cheddar dip from time to time
I'd rather just have a drizzle of honey and truffle oil tho on a nice ideal neapolitan style prosciutto, kale or arugula, red or caramelized onions, roasted garlic, kalamata olives, pesto, exotic cheese blend and ricotta |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | it is done |
Colton
11.29.20 | "And as if anything you put on pizza isnt something that you serve with various egg dishes to begin with."
people have mustard on hot dogs, that doesn't mean I put mustard on my wheaties. And chicken tikka is just chicken tikka masala for pussies so I take pride in not knowing what that is. at least you don't like ranch |
Colton
11.29.20 | to anyone claiming to be above dip, it's 2020. get real |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | this is not a chewing tobacco thread |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | What a stupid false equivocation
And I like that u are trying to defend not knowing what chicken tikka is by claiming the lack of the word "masala" at the end threw you off. like you are either
A) legit cognitively stunted or
B) just didn't know what tikka masala was either and are just doing a back pedal of desperation |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Honestly probably C) all of the above |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | I cant imagine the existential embarrassment it would cause to flex about being half Indian and not knowing this so I understand the need to flounder out of that tbh |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | And honestly the way you are talking rn about inherent radical heat differences I'm pretty sure you still dont know what the difference between chicken tikka and chicken tikka masala is. |
Colton
11.29.20 | I don't eat meat dude I don't eat this shit lol. I know what chicken tikka masala is though and I stand by it being better than chicken tikka. More spices = more flavour. and it's not any more of a false equivocation to say "liking mustard on hot dogs doesn't mean I like it on wheaties" than it is to say "it's normal to have eggs on pizza because you would have cheese with an omelette" or some shit |
Brabiz
11.29.20 | Buffalo chicken wing pizza is the greatest pizza ever no cap |
Trebor.
11.29.20 | Is Colton an alt or just the worst new user? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | The egg is supposed to go on the pizza not on your face colton
@treb the latter |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | "Chicken tikka is just chicken tikka masala for pussies"
"I dont eat meat dude I dont eat this shit lol" |
Colton
11.29.20 | look man it's not my fault you can't handle the tiniest little bit of spice. Go eat your little baby binky chicken with no spice if you want
@trebor I thought you were Tyler at first but it's now dawning on me that I have no idea who you are but at least you have a handful of good ratings sprinkled among the Julien Bakers and Orchids |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | You can make both chicken tikka and chicken tikka masala at any level of heat you want brother. You can get mild masala. Chicken tikka masala is literally just fucking chicken tikka in a masala curry. It's not an indicator of a set heat. Masala literally just means spices.
And yes it is a false equivocation because no one puts mustard in their cereal you dumbfuck
However, there is an egg dish that coincides with literally every single element of a pizza you can ame |
TheAntichrist
11.29.20 | i forgive yee for thy mistake yoyo |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Ftr tho I'd much prefer a tikka masala. I dont fucks with dry kabobs, especially chicken. But at least I know what the difference is and I'm not a white boy claiming to be indian who doesnt and flexes like he can handle spice even tho hes never even had a chicken curry |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | Bet the spiciest thing you've ever eaten is steamed veggies with a hint of black pepper honkey |
Colton
11.29.20 | I'm not just talking about heat I'm talking about flavour, if you prefer dry ass boring chicken tikka over tikka masala idk what to tell you. and being Indian isn't determined by the colour of your skin or the foods you eat, it's defined by how hard your grandma pressures you to be a doctor. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.29.20 | You've literally solely been mentioning heat until I started dunking on you you back pedalling little bitch
But agree dry ass chicken kabobs suck although I've actually had them unlike you so I'm not just talking out my ass |
Trebor.
11.29.20 | "it's now dawning on me that I have no idea who you are"
You have much to learn about this site my friend |
Colton
11.29.20 | "It’s not even that spicy SitarHero you could probably handle it if you tried"
can't say the same for you though you might end up in the hospital |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | "This thread is making me very hungry for pizza"
agreed @kompys this has given me so much new stuff to try |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.20 | This thread is making me crave Indian food, but there are no nearby Indian takeout places, just full-on restaurants
I hate Long Island |
WeepingBanana
11.29.20 | You can’t get take out from “full-on” restaurants? I guarantee you can... |
robertsona
11.29.20 | yah roni |
WeepingBanana
11.29.20 | I’m not gonna read this thread so idk if it’s been mentioned but I’m gonna go ahead and declare New Haven CT as the best pizza city in the world. If you think I was kidding about clams on pizza you need to do yourself a favor and go to New Haven. Literally the only saving grace about that hellhole of a state. One time I had a mashed potato pizza there and it blew my brains |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.20 | "You can’t get take out from “full-on” restaurants? I guarantee you can..."
I guess I'll download Doordash, you're right, I'm just lazy |
hal1ax
11.29.20 | whoever it was who said prosciutto, arugula and roasted garlic has good taste buds. now i need this |
robertsona
11.29.20 | New Haven's pizza is good, love Sally's in particular, and I love how deep the history/culture goes (average pizza place age in New Haven is literally like 35 years) and the technique and yada yada...but those NYC pizza slangers have the wherewithal to import crazy ingredients and make everything super artisanal and the best places in NYC/brooklyn are better probably to me in my heart of hearts |
Dedes
11.29.20 | @colton
You have a very fragile manhood if it's solely determined by how well you handle spices as opposed to others.
Fight me now you punk bitch you wont you are scared I have been training since I was a seed in me pops genitals
|
Dedes
11.29.20 | @hal
I have so much in Thanksgiving leftovers but now I want solely that lmao, that sounds fucking wild. Never had prosciutto on pizza but oml do I fuck with good prosciutto |
WeepingBanana
11.29.20 | Lol Ars don’t get fucking door dash just call and order. Why do I feel like an alien when I interact w anyone on this site?? |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | ^ to be fair the Nicolas Cage profile pic is not of this world |
Pikazilla
11.29.20 | Meats definitely. Put me up for pepperoni. |
deathschool
11.29.20 | Pizzakilla |
Colton
11.29.20 | yeah a lot of restaurants do direct delivery now I think (cause they kinda have to) but not exactly Ars' fault for not knowing that if he hasn't been ordering a lot of food during quarantine |
Colton
11.29.20 | @Dedes you can stand on Dedex's shoulders and I will ankle pick both of you |
joomisy
11.29.20 | your mum is a pizza topping. |
YoYoMancuso
11.29.20 | noted @joomisy |
bloodshy
11.29.20 | tldr; fuck you you're all wrong my pizza is better, i start with the best topping, put the second best inside the crust, then i put tits and cocaine on top of the mouse-size table you find in the center of some pizzas. |
deathschool
11.30.20 | That’s a very unhelpful tldr |
SitarHero
11.30.20 | "It’s not even that spicy SitarHero you could probably handle it if you tried"
can't say the same for you though you might end up in the hospital"
Are you dunking on yourself? WTF are you trying to say? |
gryndstone
11.30.20 | Onion #1 topping
bbq/chicken combo at a close 2nd |
ChoccyPhilly
11.30.20 | Pineapple, chicken, onion and olives |
SitarHero
11.30.20 | "This thread is making me crave Indian food, but there are no nearby Indian takeout places, just full-on restaurants
I hate Long Island"
The best Indian food is usually at the Nepalese-Indian restaurants. One of the good things about Queens is there's never a shortage of them. |
Colton
11.30.20 | use your context clues Sitar |
Ryus
11.30.20 | "The best Indian food is usually at the Nepalese-Indian restaurants. One of the good things about Queens is there's never a shortage of them."
manhattan indian food is always a ripoff near me |
robertsona
11.30.20 | there was a restaurant called Nepalese Indian Restaurant in ridgewood, sadly changed its name tho |
SitarHero
11.30.20 | "there was a restaurant called Nepalese Indian Restaurant in ridgewood, sadly changed its name tho"
Ha! Did they? I still call it that.
And yeah, Manhattan Indian food is generally lame but Saravana Bhavan is decent and Masalawalla in LES is pretty good. |
robertsona
11.30.20 | oh thats so funny, their facebook page says they changed the name to MirchiMood but then people were like "that's lame" (rightfully so) so it's back baby Nepalese Indian Restaurant forever |
Colton
11.30.20 | if I had my own pizza place I would simply call it Pizza Place |
SitarHero
11.30.20 | Fuck yeah! That place has the best biriyani and tandoori food I've had in the US. There's a pretty good Nepalese-Indian place in Fresh Pond too whose name I can't remember. |
Ryus
11.30.20 | "And yeah, Manhattan Indian food is generally lame but Saravana Bhavan is decent and Masalawalla in LES is pretty good."
lol ya i went to saravana all the time as a kid |
bloodshy
11.30.20 | If I named a pizza place after Colton, I would name it The Colon Dive. |
Colton
11.30.20 | if I named a pizza place after Bloodshy I would call it Crud Pie |
robertsona
11.30.20 | "if I had my own pizza place I would simply call it Pizza Place"
my friend's pizza place is called Best Pizza which is close enough |
Colton
11.30.20 | I'll open one down the street from his called Decent Pizza and hope the humility attracts people |
nol
11.30.20 | Add me to pepperoni gang. Also all about those black olives and mushrooms. Peppers and onions tho... 🤢🤮 |
bloodshy
11.30.20 | If my pizza place was named Crud Pie, if they complained about the food, I could just tell them, "I don't know what you want, that sounds like a crud pie to me." |
bloodshy
11.30.20 | Also, my place has more humility. |
robertsona
11.30.20 | somehow cant do olives, just weird for me
@colton love that idea
@bloodshy its the next logical step. then maybe a restaurant called No Pizza |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.30.20 | there is an episode of curb your enthusiasm for this
actually theirs basically a whole season |
Colton
11.30.20 | I remember the restaurant arc but I don't know what you're referring to specifically |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.30.20 | the season about him opening a spite coffee shop and snowballs into other celebrities opening their own various spite shops
the newest season |
bloodshy
11.30.20 | Lol at No Pizza.
Is it a burger restaurant, or does your order just never show up? |
evilford
11.30.20 | Damn pepperoni running away with this
Chicken for me. Chicken bacon, chicken bacon artichoke etc, chicken ranch, all of em are the bees knees |
gschwen
11.30.20 | Anchovy gang |
Sinternet
11.30.20 | i'd go for you wanna pizza this? |
Rolling Girl
11.30.20 | Just plain cheese. But if I have the option I always ask for garlic and some other seasonings like basil and oregano. |
olivianigma
11.30.20 | pizza quattro formaggi or else |
Coast
11.30.20 | 🍕 🍍 🫒 🧅 🫑 🍄 |
ChoccyPhilly
11.30.20 | An argument for pineapple:
The freshness really cuts through all the grease and salt. The sweet contrast makes the whole thing nicer |
Coast
11.30.20 | Yep pineapple just works |
claygurnz
11.30.20 | Pepperoni for me. I don't mind pineapple on pizza but I wouldn't order it myself. |
Coast
11.30.20 | No seafood. What smells even funnier than anchovies?
https://youtu.be/WcMA7YFtmIs |
YoYoMancuso
11.30.20 | pepperoni gang really rose up, making me proud sput |
EphemeralEternity
11.30.20 | reminds me of the overused tinder bio "so....does P!Napple belong on PIzz@???!?!?! XD"
Yes it does, there's literally an entire genre of pizza (genre of pizza?) based on pineapple... and this is the most eyerolling topic to start chatting over |
YoYoMancuso
11.30.20 | let's argue about pizza genres |
anat
11.30.20 | crust punk |
bloc
11.30.20 | I don't eat pork so I will have to give it to option 2 |
Divaman
12.01.20 | I had a couple of slices of Sicilian w/meatball last night. No spaghetti. Just meatball. (I also passed Mystic Pizza tonight on the way to Foxwoods. Well, Mystic Pizza II, anyway.) |
FabiusPictor202
05.14.21 | add me to pepperoni gang |
Colton
05.14.21 | Pesto sauce instead of tomato. Mushrooms, feta, triple goat cheese. Crushed red pepper on top. Garlic dip. People who eat ranch have no self respect. Same with anyone who drinks pop or juice with pizza. You’re already eating pizza you barbarian you don’t need that. Don’t get wings either. If you’re gonna get wings just get wings. Don’t get both that’s stupid. Get some cheesy bread though. Dip it in the garlic dip. No marinara this isn’t Italy. Domino’s is good and hating on it does not make you sound like you have good taste. Just give it up already |
rabidfish
05.14.21 | egg and ham is the glory and the word.
salami is also amazing. |
YoYoMancuso
05.28.21 | just saw this, i gotchu Fabius |
