JokineAugustus
04.17.14 | Dany and Bronn would be 11 and 12 |
FearThyEvil
04.17.14 | dany is my favorite but man I'm loving "the hound" lately. |
guitarded_chuck
04.17.14 | jon snow #6???
jon snow knows nothing! |
kris.
04.17.14 | lol jorah? the whiny stalker over bronn? the fuck you on. |
kris.
04.17.14 | also people who like dany over any of the other contenders for the iron throne deserve to be shot. STAN THE MAN BARATHEON IS THE ONLY ANSWER |
Satellite
04.17.14 | bronn of the blackwater
littlefinger
davos seaworth*
tyrion duh
varys
lady olenna
tormund giantsbane
milisandre
samwell tarly
the hound |
DrMaximus
04.17.14 | Ramsay Bolton and Reek are my favourites |
Satellite
04.17.14 | stannis has the personality of a lobster tho kris |
Satellite
04.17.14 | *ramsay snow |
DrMaximus
04.17.14 | True |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Seven bloody hells double post |
kris.
04.17.14 | "stannis has the personality of a lobster tho kris"
in the show maybe
in the books he's a bit more fleshed out
also he's the true heir so fuck everyone else, his claim is most valid. |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Kingslayer represent! Sweet list dude.
Jamie
Tyrion
Arya
Jon
Stannis
Littlefinger
Bronn
The Hound
Oberyn
Victarion Greyjoy
|
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Agreed so hard Kris, Stannis The Mannis is the one true king, all the pretenders should be burned alive. Especially Dany fucking Targaryen. |
ShitsofRain
04.17.14 | varys |
Satellite
04.17.14 | fire cannot kill the dragon dumbass |
kris.
04.17.14 | if rhaegar were still alive i'd back him so hard for the throne |
Wadlez
04.17.14 | Ramsey!! |
Satellite
04.17.14 | wonder if we'll see euron and victarion this season. probably not? |
TalonsOfFire
04.17.14 | You left out a lot of characters, but out of these I'd switch 1 and 2 and push 4 and 9 higher |
JokineAugustus
04.17.14 | The lion won't sleep well tonight |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | @ satellite: yeah you got me there, god dammit.
Robert Baratheon >>>>>> Rhaegar, even if he was a rubbish king. |
kris.
04.17.14 | nah, euron and victarion will probably be next season. can't wait to see how they treat them. victarion is gonna be fucking badass |
kris.
04.17.14 | " Robert Baratheon >>>>>> Rhaegar, even if he was a rubbish king."
LOL no |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Can't wait to see Victarion, one of the most entertaining characters in the series. I hear the bloke who played Titus Pullo on Rome is playing him as we, perfect casting. |
Satellite
04.17.14 | it's hard to gauge the timing, but yeah, probably just wishful thinking there. euron better be fucking terrifying. |
ShitsofRain
04.17.14 | and i like meera reed more and more |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Rhaegars a whiny little bitch, Robert is the biggest badass in the 7 kingdoms.
Refer to the battle on the trident yo |
Satellite
04.17.14 | rhaegar spent too much time reading books. robert pwned his nerdy pale ass. |
Nocturnal
04.17.14 | I don't like the show but that blonde bitch is HAWT AS FUG. |
kris.
04.17.14 | rhaegar was cool as fuck, like a westerosi basedgod, he fucked roberts bitch and robert got pissy |
Wadlez
04.17.14 | Jorah = Ser Friend Zone |
Satellite
04.17.14 | advisorzoned |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Robert was so cool he regularly turned his enemies into his main niggaz, fucked the best looking birds in every kingdom and crushed everyone that stood in his path with a fucking WARHAMMER |
kris.
04.17.14 | jorah's beta as fuck |
Satellite
04.17.14 | yeah he had his maester tend to his foe barristan while he was injured himself. if only he were as good of a king as he was a total bro. |
climactic
04.17.14 | where the fuck is gendry |
climactic
04.17.14 | and no daenerys lol garbage list |
kris.
04.17.14 | we've been over this, dany is garbage |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Truth, the best bros make the worst kings. RIP Robert.
Lol Jorah, I kinda feel bad for him but not really. |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Dany is bottom 10 |
Satellite
04.17.14 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85JeShM_ck8
no mention of khal drogo? he crowned the rightful king! |
climactic
04.17.14 | wtf is this dany hate she is a GODDESS |
kris.
04.17.14 | hey guys what are your preferred gods |
kris.
04.17.14 | also dany sucks |
kris.
04.17.14 | or god i guess |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Mad respect to Khal Drogo.
The lord of light of course, just like my nigga Stannis the Mannis. For the night is dark and full of terrors. |
climactic
04.17.14 | kris do u support slavery or something |
Satellite
04.17.14 | r'hllor or fuck off |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Or maybe the drowned god ;] |
kris.
04.17.14 | wow yall niggas need the old gods |
Satellite
04.17.14 | go pray to a tree |
climactic
04.17.14 | stannis can fuck off |
kris.
04.17.14 | clim are you secretly jorah |
Satellite
04.17.14 | it's truly disgusting how much more interested/knowledgeable i am about westerosi history than i am actual world history |
Tunaboy45
04.17.14 | Ned stark for me, even with everything that's happened. |
Satellite
04.17.14 | ned stark sucked at the game tho dude |
kris.
04.17.14 | get mount & blade and download the clash of kings mod. it's fucking amazing. |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | I'd love a telemovie about Roberts rebellion. |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Like damn imagine seeing The Sword of the Morning carving niggaz up at the Tower of Joy |
kris.
04.17.14 | me too but it'd have to be after the show ended cuz of stuff concerning ned and lyanna and omg spoielrsfdsar |
Satellite
04.17.14 | i think if twow isn't finished in time they should just do standalone prequel episodes (rob's rebellion, aegon's conquest, andal invasion, etc). |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Oh man it would be beautiful. Those stories are just as rich as the one he's telling now tbh. |
kris.
04.17.14 | pretty sure they're tossing around the idea of using the dunk & egg stories as a throwaway season if need be |
Satellite
04.17.14 | good point kris. the backstory is sort of hashed out as the main story progresses. |
kris.
04.17.14 | also seeing aegon's conquest on tv would be the most unreal fucking thing ever |
climactic
04.17.14 | "clim are you secretly jorah"
no i am gendry
|
Satellite
04.17.14 | half robert half lowborn |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | Really need to read dunk & egg |
Satellite
04.17.14 | you guys ever try hanging out with ppl who aren't got/asoiaf fans? it's like what else fucking is there to talk about? |
kris.
04.17.14 | satty this is the most i've seen you post in years |
avonbarksdale221
04.17.14 | I honestly cant respect so do someone who doesn't at least watch the tv show. Like c'mon man, get your shit together. A lot of my mates have read the books though which is cool, discussions are endless |
Satellite
04.17.14 | yeah i'm back home in mich for a bit kris. told my girlfriend to pound sand and have fun paying rent, packed my bags and drove across the country with my cat. |
kris.
04.17.14 | badass |
Satellite
04.17.14 | thought about spoiling this season for her (she hasn't read the books) but there are some lines that even i won't cross |
PayneTiger777
04.18.14 | No Hodor? Damn you. |
rapideyemovement
04.18.14 | Tyrion is a hard 1, Jamie and Tywin follow and 4 is most probably Littlefinger. Dany is hot as fuck
but her character bores the hell out of me. I haven't read the books, but in the series so far she was
forcefully married to Drogo, he died, her baby died (all of that happened in season 1) and ever since
(for 2 fucking seasons) she did nothing but gather troops and raise her dragons. |
kris.
04.18.14 | "thought about spoiling this season for her (she hasn't read the books) but there are some lines that even i won't cross"
dude if someone did that to me i would choke a bitch. too much crazy shit happens this season |
Satellite
04.18.14 | they actually gave dany MORE shit to do in the show than in the books |
kris.
04.18.14 | dany's arc has been really boring, shit gets kinda interesting in ADwD tho but ihaven't read ADwD yet i just spoil myself on shit because i actually hate myself |
RoyalImperialGuard
04.18.14 | Seen 4 episodes and I can safely say i dont give a fuck about GOT. I got more important things to do then to sit around a television set and get fat. |
Satellite
04.18.14 | go fellate geoge lucas |
climactic
04.18.14 | it takes basically the whole first season to really appreciate it. i even watched the first season twice |
kris.
04.18.14 | or read a fucking book |
RoyalImperialGuard
04.18.14 | Im reading Blood Meridian but as it stands im wasting way too much time as it is to start following a tv show when at 25, I should be making more money and doing more than menial labor jobs. |
Satellite
04.18.14 | you probably make more than you're worth so fuck it |
RoyalImperialGuard
04.18.14 | Sup Satty I miss you. This is balls, and I am contemplating working the street corner.
I indirectly blame my kin though for introducing me to this show during the red wedding. That was my first episode and I'll be honest, I was pissed off that had to be my first episode. |
Satellite
04.18.14 | BALLS????!!!!! oh man i thought you were a rando :/ |
Satellite
04.18.14 | please don't hurt me |
kris.
04.18.14 | i told you not to start with the fucking red wedding ya dingus |
kris.
04.18.14 | also
https://31.media.tumblr.com/28643c5ccbaad05af7e43744de0ffb0b/tumblr_inline_n405h8iioA1rgzdxd.jpg |
RoyalImperialGuard
04.18.14 | Nobody told me that night, they said hey, lets watch GOT. I blame my brother and his girlfriend for not having read the books beforehand. |
RoyalImperialGuard
04.18.14 | Ill figure it out as to how I can catch up, I should be obsessed with this. |
Faraudo
04.18.14 | I fucking despise Varys. |
Satellite
04.18.14 | you probably haven't read all the books then. waaaaayyyyy more going on with varys than what you can see. |
adarkishman
04.18.14 | i think ned and robb stark were the dumbest characters in the show over the age of 12
also if u dont think the only true contenders for the throne are varys and littlefinger then ur wrong
|
Ovrot
04.18.14 | Starks are retards
The lot of them
Lord of Light is the only true god.
|
kris.
04.18.14 | starks have the right gods, stannis has the right claim
maybe stannis'll ditch the red bitch and hit up the old gods while he's north of the wall |
adarkishman
04.18.14 | sansa, arya and bran aren't that smart but they're all interesting atleast and jon is fairly intelligent
kris have you read all ADWD? |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | bran is boring as all hell. sansa gets good in AFFC and Arya and Jon are obviously amazing. |
kris.
04.18.14 | not yet, I just started AFFC. |
adarkishman
04.18.14 | nvm just read your post about ADWD
dude bran is like the most important out of all of them towards the end of ADWD, he's gonna be interesting as fuck come the next book
i agree though earlier on bran was very boring |
joshuahuntkc
04.18.14 | ayra is awesome. her and tyrion are probably my faves. |
menawati
04.18.14 | glad you didnt put Ygritte on there she's quite punchable as women go |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | Yeah definitely, the quality of his chapters is definitely improving and he will be one of the major players eventually, its just that most Bran chapters thus far have kind've dragged. |
menawati
04.18.14 | trouble with bran is that when the series started the actor was a cute kid and now he's a sallow looking weasel faced teenager |
PayneTiger777
04.18.14 | Hodor will be on the iron throne in the end. There is no denying it. |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | in the books Arya is 9. Maisie Williams will be a full grown woman by the time the series ends. |
ZombicidalMan
04.18.14 | "trouble with bran is that when the series started the actor was a cute kid and now he's a sallow looking weasel faced teenager"
made me spit out my water but it's so true. |
Riviere
04.18.14 | Sean Bean is missed. Hopefully Jaime turns heel again. |
Satellite
04.18.14 | the passing of time is sort of vague in the show so bran's and arya's aging isn't really a continuity issue. |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | Yeah thats the way they've approached it which makes sense, just throws off my perception of time as a book reader. |
kris.
04.18.14 | hodor hodor hodor
hodor |
Wadlez
04.18.14 | Sweet Robin should be up there. He gets the fresh milk. |
JokineAugustus
04.18.14 | Best comment ever |
TomArnoldsArmpit
04.18.14 | it's all about Bronn for me. and I haaaaaate Shae |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | bronn is the baddest motherfucker in the seven kingdoms. his chemistry with tyrion is spot on. |
ResidentNihilist
04.18.14 | kris is hodor
littlefinger: best villain in the series by far |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | my favorite was Bran from the books but he looks like a bitch in the shows |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | Dolorous Ed is the best |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | Dolorous Ed is absolutely hilarious. |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | they don't even have him in the show do they? |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | "I never wanted to see half the things I’ve seen, and I’ve never seen half the things I’ve wanted to." |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | Barely. Don't you watch the show? |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | yeah ive seen most if not all the episodes i just dont remember him
I don't really like the show that much though, mostly the directing |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | I wish I never watched the show because it ruined my imagination, and all for what amounts to an hour long porno with like 5 min of tits |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | The show blew my mind for the first two seasons. Then I read the books, and my enjoyment kinda plummeted. Still good, I just get really nit picky. |
SIMBOLIC
04.18.14 | agree hard with first two. lol ser jorah more like ser friendzoned amiright |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | before i saw the show I thought Jon Snow was half black
and thought Danearyes had red hair
and imagined tyrion as something like this:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/301/5/9/the_jester__disney_zelda_part_5__by_pineapplepidecd92-d5j7x9p.png |
RadicalEd
04.18.14 | Tyrion
Rob
Varys
Shae
Danny
Jamie
Jon Snow
Arya
The Onion Knight
The Hound |
SIMBOLIC
04.18.14 | Only prob with GoT is there's too many storylines. Not enough attention is given to each storyline IMO |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | only gonna get worse in the next couple of seasons, GRRM went completely overboard with all the world building. |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | S
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the main problem with GOT is that
besides Ned Stark, the author just kills off main characters for shock value and completely changes the plot randomly and suddenly.
I don't see how this series is ever going to end, he just keeps inventing new lands and people and monsters and kills off the old ones. I feel like this will be a series that just ends on an abrupt and un-fufilling note that will make the rest of the series seem overrated |
LambsBread
04.18.14 | i honestly think his plan at this point is to keep making up bullshit plots that rely on shock value until he dies of old age and people kiss his ass as a hero who just couldn't finish his 'classic series' |
SIMBOLIC
04.18.14 | Yeah I see where you're coming from. Red wedding and Joffrey's wedding just came from nowhere. Defs see the "shock value" thing you're on about |
TalonsOfFire
04.18.14 | You don't know what you're talking about he's writing the last two books right now, I've read them all and I can tell you the end of this season will be the peak of it's popularity given all that happens, perfect time to announce a release date for WOW. And if you pay attention there's tons of hints throughout the series foreshadowing both weddings, they weren't random at all. |
apert
04.18.14 | fuck you show kids don't even know Strong Belwas, objectively best character by a mile. You're missing out, the omission of Strong Belwas from the show is a cardinal sin |
TalonsOfFire
04.18.14 | He was amusing but hardly a central character. And there's a possibility they'll add him later. Can only hope.... |
menawati
04.18.14 | best supporting role is Walder Frey, cant remember the actor's name but he is just amazing, i think he played Cohen the Barbarian in a terry pratchett adaptation and he was brilliant in that too |
TalonsOfFire
04.18.14 | IT'S FIIIIILCH |
Wadlez
04.18.14 | WoW has the potential to be as good as the 3rd book. So many storylines are reaching epic moments. Helps that Feast/DWD ended on so many cliffhangers. |
adr
04.18.14 | Where is Joffrey :[
rip hard |
Thane
04.18.14 | rr martin has said that part of why he kills of so many characters is because audiences are so used to the main characters being "safe" so they don't worry about them when they're in dangerous situations. i think it's a refreshing way to go about it but i agree it gets to be a bit much at times |
LambsBread
04.19.14 | " And if you pay attention there's tons of hints throughout the series foreshadowing both weddings, they weren't random at all." you are missing the point, he relies on killing off main characters because he isn't a good enough writer to make the plot interesting without being so shocking. Its not just the weddings, most of what makes this series interesting is him randomly killing people in brutal ways, other than that its just a bunch of sex fantasies and bad copying of LOTR type folklore
I've read all the books too, they arent bad but they also aren't anything near classic books. he hardly ever has any relevant social commentary to make or anything in that regard, its just a fat guy writing about dragons and castles and shit |
JokineAugustus
04.19.14 | You'll probably get murdered one day |
menawati
04.19.14 | "its just a fat guy writing about dragons and castles and shit"
not far off, they should do a tv series on Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun instead |
DrGonzo1937
06.21.14 | Where the fuck is the love for Brienne?? |