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Mike Flanagan Ranked

you know someone had to do it, consider this a break from your Deftones Ranked lists. btw Bly Manor hate is a bannable offense
1The Antlers
Familiars


Doctor Sleep
Flanagan's best set out with the ridiculous task of being a sequel to both Kubrick and King's versions of The Shining, wildly disparate texts that share a setting and character names and basically nothing else. Reconciling these contradictions must have been like walking a tightrope backwards in the dark, but Flanagan goes with his oldest and best instinct; trust in the characters and let the rest fall through. Miraculously, unbelievably, it does. Doctor Sleep reclaims the sad, desperate characters of King's Shining and drops them inside the twisted, emotionless labyrinth of Kubrick's. It finds unexpectedly heartbreaking depth in Danny, barely even a character in the original Shining, brought to life expertly by a man whose films specialise in trauma and addiction and recovery. It drops in a reference to ka to make King fans scream and casts rostered Flanagan actors to recreate Shining scenes, a deeply terrible idea, and it all works somehow. It's a fucking great movie.
2A Lot Like Birds
No Place


Haunting of Hill House
If we're splitting hairs here, I would rank Hill House's best individual episodes as Flanagan's finest work. Thing is, I can't separate the season's very best - the Two Storms or Bent Neck Lady's - from its weirdest lows. Hill House is a fantastic, frustrating mess with very little resolution and seemingly no idea which characters the audience would actually care about (give me some more Luke! please!) but it never loses sight of the lesson learned from Oculus or Gerald's Game, that intergenerational trauma will always be far scarier than a face looming at you out of the dark. Well, until it does lose sight of that, but who can blame forcing a happy ending after ten hours of bleak misery?
3Jimmy Eat World
Surviving


Gerald's Game
Only an absolute madman would make the deliberate choice to adapt this weird, gross, largely static Stephen King novel where the protagonist watches her husband die cuffed to a bed in the first 15 minutes and the tension has to keep going up from there. There's so much here that shouldn't work, from the end reveal about the creepy night phantom to the flashbacks to Jessie's childhood trauma, but in that beautiful alchemy that happens when Mike Flanagan is directing and Carla Gugino is acting, it all does. This movie is fucking terrifying, unsettling, and weirdly funny; there are references to other novels no one but a King diehard would possibly know or care about dropped in like grenades; the ending is a ridiculous, insane deflation of the major source of tension. In that respect, it's a flawless King adaptation, start to finish.
4Nine Inch Nails
Bad Witch


Haunting of Bly Manor
I haven't read Turn of the Screw yet. I'll get to it I'm sure, but knowing the broad strokes of the novel, how lauded it is for its ambiguity and gothic vagueness, I'm a big fan of how this show said 'fuck it' and gave us a gothic romance where the scariest monster is a human guy with a Scottish accent. This one is harder to rank, both because the quality wildly varies through its runtime (episode 8? miss me with that shit) and because Flanagan's involvement is less direct. Even so, the parts of Hill House that stayed with me for weeks weren't the jumpscares, but the creeping existential dread and the gorgeous character work. Bly Manor has both in spades, and I haven't stopped thinking about its best episodes, or its unbelievably perfect final shot, for a second since I first saw them.
5Misery Signals
Mirrors


Oculus
As a dry run for The Haunting of Hill House, Oculus is vaguely unsatisfying; as a horror film, it fucking slaps. It's borderline distracting having seen Flanagan's Netflix breakout and going back six years to see this film where a supernatural object distorts reality, fucks with time and causes a mother to try and kill her two young children. But even if it's a sandbox for some of the themes and images he'd return to with more success later, it doesn't change Oculus' genuine pleasures. The disorientation when time slips away and the protagonists realise they aren't where they thought they were is more terrifying than any of the outright ghosts, and the downer ending is up there with the bleakest, most utterly ruin-your-day bullshit horror gave us in the entire decade.
6Coheed and Cambria
Year of the Black Rainbow


Hush
It takes the protagonist of Hush more than an hour for the idea of killing the man who's terrorising her home to occur to her. More than hour of neighbours getting murdered, arrows hitting her in the leg and creepy threats, and Hush treats it as a big reveal when its deaf-mute protag finally speaks and realises she could just fucking kill the dude. I lead with this because it's kinda silly, in a way that overly earnest horrors like Flanagan makes can sometimes be, but also because Hush is well made enough that some stupidity doesn't derail it. As a sustained, unrelenting, perfectly un-supernatural exercise in tension, it's pretty close to a masterwork; it's the film I'd show any big-brain film bros who don't believe that terrific framing, acting and editing can overcome a dumb plotline any day.
7Porcupine Tree
In Absentia


Absentia
It's a shock seeing this no-budget, scrappy, overlit, over-saturated indie debut after the rest of Flanagan's filmography, but not necessarily in a bad way. Absentia is more concerned with negative space, both in its framing and in its character work, than outright scaring you; by the time a monster actually arrives you're invested enough to not mind how silly it looks. In that way, Absentia's a great start for Flanagan's filmography, one where the characters' internal lives generally come before the scares; like all great horror creators, he knows that makes the scares so much worse when they come.
8clipping.
Visions of Bodies Being Burned


Ouija: Origin of Evil
Ouija is odd in the sense that it feels like two movies. The first half is a great, very lowkey period piece horror with some as-usual excellent work from the cast and a nicely aged aesthetic that comes from using real 80s equipment. As you move into the second half, two things become clear: Flanagan is determined to tie the movie into its critically reviled mess of sequel against all better logic, to the point of derailing the plot. And even his mastery with a camera and an edit bay can't hide Blumhouse's shlocky, B-movie tier effects once they pretty much take over the movie. It's a shame to see some great performances (especially from Lulu Wilson) lost behind dodgy CGI, but as prequels to absolute trash go, this movie isn't half bad.
9Bright Eyes
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning


Before I Wake
This movie is not particularly good, and if it didn't have Flanagan's command of framing and empathy with his actors, you'd barely be able to tell it apart from your anonymous stock-standard Blumhouse horror. It does go for some admirably big emotional swings, as his later work would, but almost entirely misses them despite Jacob Tremblay's incredible (and debut) performance. Managing to feel like both an overstuffed X-File and a really boring Elm Street reboot where Freddy never shows up, maybe they should have delayed this one indefinitely.
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