HiLion
12.06.11 | Maylene has gone downhill |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | u have to be fuckin kidding me |
Spec
12.06.11 | Absinthe yeahhh |
kris.
12.06.11 | LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU |
Spec
12.06.11 | Do you seriously not know what moonshine is? Why not just google it instead of making yourself look like a dumbass here? |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | too late |
Spec
12.06.11 | WHAT THE HELL IS GOOGLE IS IT A DRINK OR SOMETHING? |
HiLion
12.06.11 | was bored, had nothing better to do right now |
Winsomniac
12.06.11 | It's when you bare your buttocks to someone and proceed to give them a black eye with your finely sculpted glutes.
The moonshiner. |
kris.
12.06.11 | god this guy is a retard holy shit |
Spec
12.06.11 | I want beer. Mmm. Could go for a cold one. |
Hawks
12.06.11 | Holy fucking shit HiLion you're even more retarded than I originally thought. |
eternium
12.06.11 | Are you like nine years old? |
Spec
12.06.11 | Just checked my phone. List= Digs. |
HiLion
12.06.11 | Do I care what you think? Nope, Now move along |
kris.
12.06.11 | nah i'm just gonna sit here and keep calling you a retard until you finally break down and start crying because you realise we're all right |
HiLion
12.06.11 | Good luck with that |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | "Do I care what you think? Nope, Now move along"
ur the one who asked the question, shut up dipshit |
HiLion
12.06.11 | I asked what moonshine is, not what you think of me dipshit |
Hawks
12.06.11 | Is moonshine some kind of beer? |
Hyperion1001
12.06.11 | ive got some apple moonshine right now
so smooth you can kill yourself with this shit |
kris.
12.06.11 | where the hell is pit he'd fucking love this |
HiLion
12.06.11 | All I know is that it's some kind of illegal alcohol that you can make at your house, I have no idea
why it's illegal though |
kris.
12.06.11 | have you seriously still not googled it?
jesus christ you're dumber than that lucas kid i didn't actually think that was possible |
AngelofDeath
12.06.11 | It's not illegal, unless you try to make it yourself. |
HiLion
12.06.11 | Too lazy to use google right now and it's kind of funny to see you guys get worked up |
eternium
12.06.11 | It takes more effort to make a list than to type a few words into Google. |
HiLion
12.06.11 | Sputnik loves to hate |
Hyperion1001
12.06.11 | josh is happy that for once not everyone in a thread hates him |
HiLion
12.06.11 | I don't feel like using google right now *correction |
Hyperion1001
12.06.11 | well youre doing a good job changing that |
Pharoh
12.06.11 | Woah! shut it down |
kris.
12.06.11 | kill yourself please |
HiLion
12.06.11 | Hey josh I heard you like Kanye |
HiLion
12.06.11 | 808's kind of sucked |
Ire
12.06.11 | Hawks
12.05.11
[Report this Post] Holy fucking shit HiLion you're even more retarded than I originally thought.
plz don't think, man. |
Hawks
12.06.11 | O h3y tH3r3 Ir3. |
wabbit
12.06.11 | first you need to make your mash:
You mix/mash equal parts water and something with sugar (can be actual cane sugar or wheat, grapes, barley, etc) in a sealed airtight (and vacuum sealed) container.
Protip: Yeast, while technically not necessary to create alcohol is going to make this a lot easy and give you a higher ABV% 20 is about as high as you can get).
Next you need a distillery (not explaining this part but google can).
After two weeks you get your distillery running at 78 degrees Celsius (that's why you get so many brands of booze called "78") and pour your mash in. It depends on the still but you are going to want to let the first 100ml or so run off. After that what is pouring out of the taps is around 98%ABV. Protip: keep tasting the moonshine as it comes out of the still once it acquires a "cardboardy" taste stop the process (it's not going to kill you but making it is so cheap you don't want the shitty bit at the end)
Filter this through a brita charcoal filter 1-3 times.
TADA!!!! you now have made quality moon. Normally you mix this 1:4 with spring water(as to avoid someone drinking it straight while shittered and dying) . You can now added flavouring (the have essence in the states to make it taste like rye or bourbon) if you want or just mix it with your favourite mix.
Note: Doing this process is about as illegal as raping a 5 year old girl. (except NZ where it's legal...fuck you Deviant). |
HiLion
12.06.11 | ^^^ I'm shocked I got a serious response |
Ire
12.06.11 | dev is gon' plow his sister and listen to skynyrd |
wabbit
12.06.11 | Also if you want to get a hold of a distillery you can quite easily get them off ebay. You just need to say you are using it to make fuel for your car/tractor/something else |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | "Sputnik loves to hate "
oh please, you had to know if you go on ANY website and ask that, they'll probably thumb their noses at you |
whywontyoudie
12.06.11 | Moonshine is king around here. |
Auschwitz
12.06.11 | so did you google it yet or do i need to tell you what it is? |
FrankRedHot
12.06.11 | Mother of god....... |
Hawks
12.06.11 | Now you're really fucked HiLion... |
FrankRedHot
12.06.11 | 3 reasons as to why I, and everyone else, think you're more than a little slow:
1. You're 17-18 and you don't know what moonshine is
2. You decided to ask what it was on Sputnik, and then proceeded to get angry at the hate you should have expected for something this dumb
3. Google isn't that hard to use. |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | operation nickitized...in progress.. |
HiLion
12.06.11 | 1. "All I know is that it's some kind of illegal alcohol that you can make at your house, I have no idea why it's illegal though"
2. I didn't get angry once
3. Never said Google wasn't hard to use
|
FrankRedHot
12.06.11 | "Do I care what you think? Nope. Now move along."
If that was the case, you wouldn't of said such a thing. |
HiLion
12.06.11 | Maybe I care enough to respond but that's about it. |
AfterTheBreakdown
12.06.11 | have any of you actually had moonshine? |
none
12.06.11 | shut the fuck up u care dont lie, u cry to urself after ur dad touched u everyniggghhtttdhg |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | There is this really cool thing called google
And there is this new website called wikipedia that would be good for this sort of thing |
FrankRedHot
12.06.11 | This kid's on the verge of flippin his shit |
Satellite
12.06.11 | why are there people this dumb? |
none
12.06.11 | cuz ppl didnt get abortions duuuuhuhuhuhh |
kris.
12.06.11 | ugh i missed pit after i summoned him DAMMIT |
HiLion
12.06.11 | why are people dumb enough to comment on this |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | abortion is like natural selection
|
none
12.06.11 | "why are people dumb enough to comment on this"
u r slow
like a snail
or a bitch suckin it
niiiiiiiicccceeee and slooooooooooooooooooooow |
HiLion
12.06.11 | "u r slow
like a snail
or a bitch suckin it
niiiiiiiicccceeee and slooooooooooooooooooooow"
and i'm the dumb one
|
Trebor.
12.06.11 | "u r slow
like a snail
or a bitch suckin it
niiiiiiiicccceeee and slooooooooooooooooooooow"
and i'm the dumb one |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | "why are people dumb enough to comment on this"
u r slow
like a snail
or a bitch suckin it
niiiiiiiicccceeee and slooooooooooooooooooooow |
none
12.06.11 | faggot
u arent gonna get nywhere wit dat attitude around here
rub some knobs and get on with it |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | faggot
u arent gonna get nywhere wit dat attitude around here
rub some knobs and get on with it |
HiLion
12.06.11 | using faggot as an insult. You officially have no right to say anything. You're either a homophobe or
a closet homosexual. |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | using faggot as an insult. You officially have no right to say anything. You're either a homophobe or a closet gay. |
none
12.06.11 | r u 12, cuz u better be otherwise ur probably been penetrated up the ass too many times for ur own good, at least the old men will lay off a bit at ur age |
kris.
12.06.11 | hahaha wat a ratard |
HiLion
12.06.11 | are you |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | This guy has never heard of satire
|
kris.
12.06.11 | is that like moonshine |
HiLion
12.06.11 | lol |
none
12.06.11 | "are you"
whoa bro whats goin on wit ur flow i cant even hear bro dis is mah show yo |
HiLion
12.06.11 | you smokin that good shit |
toxin.
12.06.11 | God this thread has all kinds of retarded |
none
12.06.11 | im smokin da good shit, idk bout u, probably cocks or smthin idk |
HiLion
12.06.11 | I don't smoke |
none
12.06.11 | jfgdsug,vbhfdbdfjc fuckchdfkjvdfk mcifghdfigijdfoyouinda ass
'
cheers if ya can find daq message in daer |
none
12.06.11 | coo ur evn mor of a btch nao |
HiLion
12.06.11 | None I'll talk to you later buddy I'm gonna go out and grab some food from Carls Jr. |
none
12.06.11 | c ya later cuntwad |
FrankRedHot
12.06.11 | This guy is Forrest Gump minus the 4.2 40 |
Winsomniac
12.06.11 | By the way you're disgusting. III is GREAT. |
none
12.06.11 | not evn |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | lmfao this thread |
Knave
12.06.11 | I just took the time out to read this entire thread. After doing so, I came up with three conclusions:
1.) This kid doesn't know what moonshine is (until rabbit told him)
2.) This kid doesn't know how Sputnik works
3.) This kid doesn't know how to defend himself on Sputnik
He is also retarded and gay and uh... yeah, gay and stupid and dumb. |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | he must've been asleep when his class read Huck Finn in high school |
Pharoh
12.06.11 | lmfao this site |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | ur no saint either |
qwe3
12.06.11 | as if you wouldnt just answer him |
wabbit
12.06.11 | most of you don't know who the wipers are and I don't spam your lists calling you an idiot because of it. |
NWOAHM666
12.06.11 | What the hell is HiLion? |
MO
12.06.11 | "as if you wouldnt just answer him"
i would never expect sputnik to do such a thing |
Cipieron
12.06.11 | my google broke, so i came to sputnik |
FrankRedHot
12.06.11 | "most of you don't know who the wipers are and I don't spam your lists calling you an idiot because of it."
Yeah, but the Wipers aren't on TV at least once a week |
Spec
12.06.11 | Trebor17
This guy has never heard of satire
UhhKris
is that like moonshine
Fucking lol. |
