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How To Be A Maggot

In honor of the new Slipknot album ".5 The Gray Chapter" I have composed a list on how to be a maggot (aka Slipknot fan). If you follow this list perfectly you might just be a maggot ;]
20Slipknot
Slipknot


Watch all of Slipknot's music videos.
19Slipknot
Iowa


Even if Slipknot break up, keep their memory alive!
18Slipknot
Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)


Do research on Slipknot. Make sure you know your facts about the band.
17Slipknot
All Hope Is Gone


Show respect to your parents. Even if Slipknot are against authorities you should always respect your parents.
16Slipknot
.5: The Gray Chapter


Like/ follow/ add Slipknot's pages on your favorite social networking site.
15Slipknot
9.0: Live


Listen to metal bands other than Slipknot and appreciate their music even if its not Slipknot. Just because it's not Slipknot, doesn't mean it's not good music!
14Slipknot
Disasterpieces [DVD]


Pick a favorite band member. Mine is Mick!
13Slipknot
(sic)nesses [DVD]


Respect other people's musical tastes. Even if they don't like Slipknot that doesn't make them a bad person.
12Slipknot
Antennas to Hell


Don't let your love of Slipknot interfere with your social life. If you can, incorporate your love of Slipknot into your everyday life.
11Slipknot
Slipknot: 10th Anniversary Edition


Learn to play your favorite Slipknot songs.
10Slipknot
Voliminal: Inside The Nine [DVD]


Once you learn how to play your favorite Slipknot songs start a cover band with some mates!
9Slipknot
Welcome to Our Neighborhood [DVD]


Your Slipknot merchandise might frighten some people so try and be friendly :]
8Slipknot
Vol.3: (The Subliminal Verses) [Reissue]


Buy Slipknot apparel, such as shirts, hats, gloves, or wristbands. Let the world know you're a maggot!! Slipknot apparel is usually available at Hot Topic.
7Slipknot
Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.


Don't let the haters tell you that Slipknot sucks because you know that's not true.
6Slipknot
Vol.3: (The Subliminal Verses) [Reissue]


Make your own Slipknot mask or buy one. Halloween is right around the corner and some stores will sell Slipknot masks.
5Slipknot
Iowa


Look out for other maggots. Say hi to them and try to start new friendships with them.
4Slipknot
9.0: Live


Keep good hygiene and make sure you smell good. You wouldn't want to be one of "those" fans, now would you?
3Slipknot
Slipknot: 10th Anniversary Edition


Go see Slipknot live! Its a great experience.
2Slipknot
Slipknot


Join the Slipknot fan club (maggot army): http://slipknot1.silverback.sparkart.net/join
1Slipknot
.5: The Gray Chapter


Support Slipknot by purchasing their music and DVDs! Without the fans Slipknot wouldn't be the band they are today!
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