JohnnyoftheWell
08.01.23 | FEATUR- I mean let's fucking go. |
SteakByrnes
08.01.23 | I will abuse this power |
Snake.
08.01.23 | you’re gonna introduce kenposting without conversely promoting ken mode L |
Pikazilla
08.01.23 | kens |
Koris
08.01.23 | Hawks is gonna be pissed |
Hyperion1001
08.01.23 | I will personally pay the fines of all menposters. don’t bow to tyranny! |
ffs
08.01.23 | if you ban saying men then you also ban saying semen, which leaves a lot of us with not much to talk about |
Sunnyvale
08.01.23 | Can I get an amen?
Now I'm off to eat some ramen. |
Pikazilla
08.01.23 | okay, sunnyken |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.01.23 | lol ken, you sure showed him |
Sinternet
08.01.23 | did someone say kenposting? https://e.snmc.io/i/1200/s/65e797f657d3bf2061d69dc1c50f56e0/8189398 |
Hawks
08.01.23 | Men will not die. |
Brabiz
08.01.23 | I love men |
SteakByrnes
08.01.23 | reported hawks |
zakalwe
08.01.23 | Please don’t say ‘sucks’ John |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.01.23 | https://youtu.be/MujRLvZ61jE?t=27 |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.01.23 | "reported hawks"
based
"I love men"
based
"Please don’t say ‘sucks’ John"
eat multiple dicks |
Hawks
08.01.23 | Lmaoooo |
YoYoMancuso
08.01.23 | ffs forever best user |
pizzamachine
08.01.23 | Very menly list m/en |
MoM
08.01.23 | Nicer dicer |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.01.23 | just saw hawks fall to his knees in a wendys parking lot |
Hawks
08.01.23 | Hahahahahahaha |
anat
08.01.23 | glenposting era starts now |
Hawks
08.01.23 | The year is 1984. I first discover Ride The Lightning in November of the year. It was snowing outside and it was very cold men. I put record on,, It start with medival style music, and then when in calm place? Thunder guitar take control! This is great start for this record men. Lars Ulrich is the drums for this record and at end of song, he is the lightning with bass pedal and snare madness! After this song the name of record is a song and plays well. For Whom The Bell Tolls is up and it deliver best of Metallica riff by Cliff Burton. He play guitar men? hhehehe this is bass! I can believe this. Then best Metallica song is playing,, soft music and guitars. Fade To Black is hitting me hard and it build up with epic solo and chill feeling of depressed. Trapped Under Ice brings energy back to the life here with great open riff by James Hetfield. Escape is starting up and Kirk Hammett is playing on the leads here men. This is song of good structure and deliver a good fade out ending. Here we go men! This moment we wait for! Creeping Death! This song is Metallica well known effort and it is personal favorite of my listens today. This song is about the times of Bible in Christian lore men. I believe this happen and is scary song. The end is no vocals and has great style for close the album up. The Call Of Ktulu is epic! Dave Mustaine has wrote this song when he was playing with the Metallica men,, if you did know. The last riff of song end this record and it is best way to ever end. I have never listen to better ending for any recording and I listen to many metal! This is all I say about Ride The Lightning. Thank for reading and apology for english is not good. |
SlothcoreSam
08.01.23 | Amen |
JayEnder
08.01.23 | Behold, my final legacy to this piece of shit site. |
SomeCallMeTim
08.01.23 | I'm just ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten |
DaveyMonsoon
08.01.23 | Right you are, Ken! |
DePlazz
08.01.23 | Kensplaining
It's raining men, hallelujah |
SomeCallMeTim
08.01.23 | There was nothing we could do about it. Johnny was a made man and Hawks wasn't. |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.01.23 | All Kens are equally manufactured, excuse me |
kalkwiese
08.01.23 | Desdinova's legacy will never menish - er - vanish!
Fade To Ken will always give me chills |
0GuyMan0
08.01.23 | was desdinova really worth all this |
calmrose
08.01.23 | desdinova was a shitty alt of an even shittier user |
kalkwiese
08.01.23 | Whose alt has desdinova been? He truly knew the site well, otherwise he could not have been able to habe 3 soundoffs for Ride The Lightning |
calmrose
08.01.23 | desdinova was an Aiwaz alt |
kalkwiese
08.01.23 | Huh, it kind of makes sense all of a sudden |
0GuyMan0
08.02.23 | quite the impact, obviously |
MeatSalad
08.02.23 | Dang dude I'm never gonna reach 20k comments now |
Koris
08.02.23 | Yea, my final legacy to this piece-of-shit site. This was one of my favourite sites of all time. I had a lot of different friends that shared the same music as I liked, but more and more assholes joined the site and my friends got banned or the simply quit visiting the site Feel free to create multiple user-accounts to flame me and this review. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done with this site. God-like thanks to South_Of-Heaven_11, Shadows, Cravinov_13, Silent_Echo, BallsToTheWalls, Rattlehead and a few others. I hope that you will have a good life ahead of you, but this is my final farewell... Thank you Sputnik music for giving me the opportunity to discover new music and friends... metal will always stand tall m/ m/ |
SomeCallMeTim
08.02.23 | rib |
PitchforkArms
08.02.23 | johnny is kenough |
MetalMarcJK
08.02.23 | Men m/ |
evilford
08.02.23 | Nicer Dicer [2]
Men [2] |
Vinnymcscoop
08.02.23 | That's OK(en) with me(n) |
VlacDrac
08.02.23 | RIP Hawks |
Koris
08.02.23 | Holy shit, a Mastodon guitar solo |
Sabrutin
08.02.23 | Sludgy, proggy |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | Haven't seen a single menpost in the wild in like 10 whole hours, good job Kens! |
Relinquished
08.02.23 | this is fucken dum |
izakaya
08.02.23 | more kentent like this pls |
Hawks
08.02.23 | Yea, my final legacy to this piece-of-shit site. This was one of my favourite sites of all time. I had a lot of different friends that shared the same music as I liked, but more and more assholes joined the site and my friends got banned or the simply quit visiting the site Feel free to create multiple user-accounts to flame me and this review. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done with this site. God-like thanks to South_Of-Heaven_11, Shadows, Cravinov_13, Silent_Echo, BallsToTheWalls, Rattlehead and a few others. I hope that you will have a good life ahead of you, but this is my final farewell... Thank you Sputnik music for giving me the opportunity to discover new music and friends... metal will always stand tall m/ m/ |
Relinquished
08.02.23 | lmao who was that again |
nash1311
08.02.23 | #1 is #1 yeah |
nash1311
08.02.23 | “just saw hawks fall to his knees in a wendys parking lot”
Holy shit this got me. Well done |
Egarran
08.02.23 | We are synced in kenstruation.
|
SomeCallMeTim
08.02.23 | need a full comprehensive list of sput copypastas |
SomeCallMeTim
08.02.23 | Sludgy, Proggy, intense and one hell of a ride. I'm not surprised that Ken I Trust is becoming more popular; their discography is too damn awesome to not be recognized.
|
JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | Ah, so the students have become the kentor |
JoyfulPlatypus
08.02.23 | probably not a copypasta but "I feel like this is his/her/their Sempiternal imo" should be one of them |
BookoftheFallen
08.03.23 | Can we still post about Manowar? |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.03.23 | "Can we still post about Manowar?
yes
"menowar m/"
no
|
FREETHEGUYS
08.03.23 | something something whatever pooplol said about fucking your mom |
ramon.
08.03.23 | while ur at it can we also consider a character limit somewhere below two trillion for profile names |
FREETHEGUYS
08.03.23 | hell nah that shits based !! |
MO
08.03.23 | "lmao who was that again"
wasn't that dethrasher? damnation 1.5 review lol |
nash1311
08.03.23 | @ramon got eeeem! |
PotsyTater
08.03.23 | Thank you for doing this |
evilford
08.03.23 | Yeah dethtrasher |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.03.23 | changing my name to ToMenMenzyki |
Storm In A Teacup
08.03.23 | Tempted to send you my song Hawks Kill Men instead of Spawn McFarlane. |
Hawks
08.03.23 | Great thread lol. Also yes good ole Dethrasher. |
BaselineOOO
08.04.23 | I 'ate men |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.04.23 | men posting = balls |
twlight
08.04.23 | What's a Men? |
twlight
08.04.23 | I don't think men exist here anymore |
twlight
08.04.23 | Ban me I dare you. I would welcome it |
Sabrutin
08.04.23 | what about mensplaining |
Hawks
08.04.23 | my review is delete? hehehe okay I get picture I am ridicule. I leave webpage now men,, so long friend,, Я буду по всем вам скучать |
Sabrutin
08.04.23 | Аспид lyrics |
Egarran
08.04.23 | Itt we are burning the patriarchy. |
Hawks
08.04.23 | The year is 1984. I first discover Ride The Lightning in November of the year. It was snowing outside and it was very cold men. I put record on,, It start with medival style music, and then when in calm place? Thunder guitar take control! This is great start for this record men. Lars Ulrich is the drums for this record and at end of song, he is the lightning with bass pedal and snare madness! After this song the name of record is a song and plays well. For Whom The Bell Tolls is up and it deliver best of Metallica riff by Cliff Burton. He play guitar men? hhehehe this is bass! I can believe this. Then best Metallica song is playing,, soft music and guitars. Fade To Black is hitting me hard and it build up with epic solo and chill feeling of depressed. Trapped Under Ice brings energy back to the life here with great open riff by James Hetfield. Escape is starting up and Kirk Hammett is playing on the leads here men. This is song of good structure and deliver a good fade out ending. Here we go men! This moment we wait for! Creeping Death! This song is Metallica well known effort and it is personal favorite of my listens today. This song is about the times of Bible in Christian lore men. I believe this happen and is scary song. The end is no vocals and has great style for close the album up. The Call Of Ktulu is epic! Dave Mustaine has wrote this song when he was playing with the Metallica men,, if you did know. The last riff of song end this record and it is best way to ever end. I have never listen to better ending for any recording and I listen to many metal! This is all I say about Ride The Lightning. Thank for reading and apology for english is not good. |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.04.23 | Good evening
Menposting is banned
Carry on |
Hawks
08.04.23 | my review is delete? hehehe okay I get picture I am ridicule. I leave webpage now men,, so long friend,, Я буду по всем вам скучать |
Sabrutin
08.04.23 | Ария perhaps |
Hawks
08.04.23 | M/EN |
anarchistfish
08.04.23 | Amen to this list |
onionbubs
08.04.23 | does kenposting mean that steak's alter ego is esteemed documentarian KenByrnes? |
Storm In A Teacup
08.04.23 | Johnny I dont care what you say I am still down to jam Men Without Hats. |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.05.23 | well STORM you say that but |
Egarran
08.05.23 | we do not negotiate with terrorists |
Storm In A Teacup
08.05.23 | I can dance if I want to 🧚♂️🧚♀️🧚 |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.05.23 | is that a glassjaw lyric why am i reading it in daryl palumbo's voice |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.08.23 | why is this still featured |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | because menposting is still banned obviously |
Storm In A Teacup
08.08.23 | It is a Men Without Hats lyric |
Storm In A Teacup
08.08.23 | Or, from your perspective, it is a Without Hats lyric. |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.08.23 | adding this list to your reasons for getting banned |
hasan
08.09.23 | HasanMedia |
evilford
08.09.23 | Sup hasan |
Havey
08.09.23 | i have decided to ban lfgposting. effective immediately |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.09.23 | feature it or return to your sunless misery cave |
SIMBOLIC
08.09.23 | I don’t usually listen to pop music ( I’m an Opeth fan actually)
But list rules! M/en |
hasan
08.11.23 | evil ford hi bro im good hope you are good on the web site
SIMBOL you do not listen to pop CDs???? what |
SIMBOLIC
08.11.23 | Haha I dabble it is an old meme. But I’m not funny 😕 |
normaloctagon
08.11.23 | asking for a friend is me posting still banned? |
Storm In A Teacup
08.11.23 | Would be quite the timing if aliens found us at the height of memes and trolls. |
Storm In A Teacup
08.11.23 | "Men, these humans are all over the place, in every regard." |
normaloctagon
08.11.23 | *My alien crying*
Me: so this is menposting |
DType
08.11.23 | Long live the menposting |
Minortimbo12
08.14.23 | aglet |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.14.23 | no posting
timbo you are entering a world of pain |
Minortimbo12
08.14.23 | you cant hurt me |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.14.23 | a metal or plastic tube fixed tightly around each end of a shoelace. |
Hawks
08.14.23 | album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%.
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Egarran
08.14.23 | A
G
L E T
Don't forget it! |
Minortimbo12
08.15.23 | A
G
L
E
T
AAAAAGLLLLLLEEEEETTTTT
lmfao |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.03.23 | AGGRESSIVE REMINDER thank you egadden |
Egarran
09.03.23 | I can feel huge gears moving. |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.30.23 | I can feel huge throats clearing lfg |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | wow you're actually sad enough to spend time deleting daft posts like that. no wonder the site's a shadow of what it used to be. |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.30.23 | kiddo you are allowed to post openly here because of bogus legal threats and have been spamming the frontpage into dust all day, don't get me started on symptoms of decline |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | "bogus legal threats"
I just explained in your shoutbox why these were not bogus and this is easily provable. Never call me a liar, that's one thing i'm not.
"have been spamming the frontpage into dust all day"
Point taken, i'll chill with it.
"don't get me started on symptoms of decline"
I predate you and half the mods on this site (no, Skele was not my first account). I can tell you all about the symptoms of decline.
Regardless, have a nice day m/ |
budgie
09.30.23 | internet memes have always been second hand embarrassment shit i agree ban menposting sry hwks but its awful i am on team johnny |
PotsyTater
09.30.23 | It’s not defamation if it’s true super mega giga chief
As a compromise to the menposting debate I propose we do ban men-posting, but as a peace offering we send bibs to all current men-posters to help them stop drooling on their shirts |
Spec
09.30.23 | iNtErNeT mEmEs HaVe AlWaYs BeEn SeCoNd HaNd EmBaRaSsMeNt
Grow up bro. |
budgie
09.30.23 | interesting |
Hawks
09.30.23 | LMAOOOOO THIS IS HILARIOUS |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | "It’s not defamation if it’s true super mega giga chief "
Except what has been said about me is demonstrably false and trolling. And therefore yes it legally is defamation and also libel. The two aren't the same thing but the two are absolutely what it goes down as, and the fact it was a moderator who banned me for that exact reason, captured in a screencap I sent to mx ensures that that remains the case.
But I'm not getting drawn into a lengthy debate about my situation regardless. I'm here for the music, and i've tried to do just that.
I just think it's shitty that my brother's account (wicka4392) managed to get banned purely because he logged in on my internet once. |
budgie
09.30.23 | ah freakmachine is wicka4392. i knew it |
Spec
09.30.23 | No it’s his brothers that’s what he said. |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | nope, my brother's account. |
budgie
09.30.23 | you may have fooled sputnik but you will never fool the bird |
Spec
09.30.23 | Damn skele you’re really bringing my high down. |
SomeCallMeTim
09.30.23 | lmao pots |
SomeCallMeTim
09.30.23 | Everyone’s brother has a Sputnikmusic.com account |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | "you may have fooled sputnik but you will never fool the bird "
the bird who wasnt even around when i was active historically. |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.30.23 | budgie has seen more horror movies than anyone else on sput he is amply equipped here |
MoM
09.30.23 | https://youtu.be/InPKr6RwKps?si=5gbmAQM1y_qe4idt |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | shit whatever happened to Snox |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | false allegations |
bellovddd
09.30.23 | anyone got some popcorn shits good. |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | trolling. |
SomeCallMeTim
09.30.23 | When the NPCs start fighting |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | "it took you the better part of a decade to come up with the “lol just kidding” defence eh"
What, you mean late last year when it actually happened? Nice try Colton : ) |
Ryus
09.30.23 | does not seem very wise to me to "troll" about something like that... |
Sinternet
09.30.23 | https://web.archive.org/web/20140308151747/https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/teen-s-bizarre-behaviour-threatening-kill-girl/story-20783633-detail/story.html |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | "does not seem very wise to me to "troll" about something like that..."
That's the thing, I've trolled various places about varying different things. I go through phases. The reasoning? I want to be disliked, I want people to be irritated by my presence. I get a huge enjoyment out of that . Well, got one. I don't so much anymore, I'm pretty settled now. |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | Yea, well done Sinternet, I got done for a sectino 2 harrassment, max sentence 6 months. What the article doesn't tell you is that many of the statements made about me were refuted, leading to the dropping to that charge. and that I successfully appealed the charge last year, and had it dropped to a caution.
You see, one random newspaper article doesn't tell you the complete picture. |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.30.23 | what is one stray newspaper article in wasteland of millie bobby brown/jenna ortega/billie eilish posts huh |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | A newspaper article that has nothing to do with what Sinternet just referred to me as, given i was 17 at the time of arrest.
And last I checked, the only one of those I actually like is Jenna Ortega, who is 20. Keep trying though, eventually you might land something but I doubt it HIGHLY. |
budgie
09.30.23 | "https://web.archive.org/web/20140308151747/https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/teen-s-bizarre-behaviour-threatening-kill-girl/story-20783633-detail/story.html"
wghatttt theee fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk |
budgie
09.30.23 | no amt of horror movies can equip you for that |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | Didn't threaten to rape anyone, that was debunked and I got an apology afterwards from the Telegraph. It was something that was raised day one of the trial and thrown out. The person in question was someone i was seeing until a few weeks before. Then we split and they took the piss outta my dead homie. I'm not proud of any of this. I was 17 at the time.
Y'all own local papers have to issue apologies all the time, yet y'all act like y'all know shit about my life. That's all good, it doesn't faze me. Fact is I got that case overturned last year. I have no record anymore, simply a caution for harrassment. |
pizzamachine
09.30.23 | “that was debunked and I got an apology afterwards from the Telegraph”
Link? Do you have proof? Sput needs 2 know |
Mort.
09.30.23 | no they really dont need to know lol
why cant you guys just leave him alone its so pitiful and ridiculous |
FreakMachine
09.30.23 | "Link? Do you have proof? Sput needs 2 know "
What do you think they just announce it on their frontpage?
Regardless, I'm done with this conversation. I've given my side of things, I genuinely could care less what you believe about me based on a very minor offence that happened 10 years ago, which I have atoned for as well as done 7 years in a psychiatric unit for mental recovery, when I was 17 years old. Your opinions mean very little, if anything to me. Have fun being the pathetic little creatures who take the moral high ground on people without having ever experienced genuine hardships in life. For the record, I'm now qualified as a psychologist and also have a Hons degree in Arts and humanities - two degrees more than half of y'all - have a lovely partner, and spend the vast majority of my time working for NHS recovery college voluntarily to help people get out the drug addled, sexually abused lifestyle I grew up in. When anyone on here has been through that, or had their best friend commit suicide when they were 16, and got through it with no hiccups then their opinion will be valid to me. I'm done with this conversation, y'all can keep ripping on me all you want. I'm proud of who i've become |
Mort.
09.30.23 | lol get a grip colton
youre such a pathetic little worm
|
pizzamachine
09.30.23 | “What do you think they just announce it on their frontpage?”
If they did that would’ve been great lol, cause sput is so up in arms about this |
Sinternet
09.30.23 | skele mega cope on display
its no big deal guys he only was "with" a 14 year old when he was '17', no issue there
the guy is apparently now a 'qualified psychologist' with 'two degrees' in between making sexual comments about underage girls and praising the genocide of ethnic minorities - no biggie
what's more, no one else ever struggled or had traumatic events happen to them as a child, so everything is a-ok, you just need to get off hjs back |
pizzamachine
09.30.23 | Oh shit we’re still going nvm |
JeetJeet
09.30.23 | Shit getting ugly in here lemme pull up a chair rq |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.30.23 | "which I have atoned for as well"
you've done fuckall to atone to this community and if your pride in your academic and volunteer records are really more important to you than the opinions of people on this site, then get your arse gone and focus on them instead of continually forcing yourself on us |
budgie
09.30.23 | pathetic little worm is the best disney villain insult ever omg im stealin it |
Mort.
09.30.23 | its a personal favourite of mine
it also reminds me of a particularly old and dissapointed teacher or a similar authority figure
|
Mort.
09.30.23 | also a good insult for bullies |
budgie
09.30.23 | silence u pathetic little worm |
Mort.
09.30.23 | : 0 |
pizzamachine
09.30.23 | List needz moar Opeth |
Spec
09.30.23 | Check Vheissu. |
MoM
09.30.23 | “ without having ever experienced genuine hardships in life.”
🎻
So true, none of us have ever been suicidal, none of us have ever been raped or sexually assaulted, none of us have ever had people we love die, none us have ever been homeless, none of us have ever had to defend our lives from abusers or muggers or anyone, etc., etc. none of us have ever been through shit. Right, Mr. “I qualify as a psychologist,” which, join the club. A lot of us have been through fucked up shit, but guess what?! None of us use that to justify our mistakes or to continually make creepy comments about actresses who regularly play teenagers because they look the part well (yeah, yeah, they’re not teenagers, but when you stroke off to Wednesday, guess what she’s pretending to be?), and all the other dumb shit you say.
You’ll use your woe-is-me bullshit and your “i want people to hate me, but not really, even though i continue to make my presence known to a site where hardly anyone wants me here” crap. You’ll use your supposed good life and good deeds offline to fellate yourself online, but here you are. You’ll condescend and belittle with “I’ve been using this site longer lololol” and that just makes you look even sadder because you’re so desperate to be here. Goddamn. Fuck this shit. |
budgie
09.30.23 | what is M o M an acronym of |