JohnnyoftheWell: Got on a plane REVIE

JohnnyoftheWell 04.15.22	List is noteworthy focal jams from before/after/during flighttime yay
Dewinged 04.15.22	Sayonara friend, it was short but sweet. Here's hope to have the next drink together there in Brit soil.
Bedex 04.15.22	johnny back???1!!??!!?!? were u at grouper last night
Koris 04.15.22	REVIE
dedex 04.15.22	k now i want onigiri
Egarran 04.15.22	Good to hear you're back where you belong. Why was the leaving process so chaotic?
JohnnyoftheWell 04.15.22	lol because instead of clearing my apartment i fucked off to kansai, took a load of photos of deer, accidentally crashed chez dewi's bandmates, trundled back home colossally hungover and ended up having to throw all my possessions into a bag/away at the absolute last minute, after which i almost destroyed my back hiking it off to tokyo, after which i had to get rid of as much more as possible to even get to the point where 8 was a redeemable scenario. best of times!! dewi you shall BE HERE and that drink is happening and uh i am grouper.
Egarran 04.15.22	Haha, but you seem so well organized.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.15.22	hurr hurr
CottonSalad 04.15.22	come to Hudds
parksungjoon 04.15.22	l
ArsMoriendi 04.15.22	I wonder if I'd have an easier time in Japan than you physically since I'm only 5'6"
JohnnyoftheWell 04.15.22	undoubtedly so lol, the number of head blows i sustained at home and at work is v unjoyous cotton we are going to brighton i'll tell you why later
CottonSalad 04.15.22	see you at the observation tower
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.15.22	I was hoping it was a red eye straight into the sun
parksungjoon 04.15.22	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
Sinternet 04.15.22	johnny coming to brighton omg!
budgie 04.15.22	johnny dont come to california
LeddSledd 04.16.22	I was literally just in England I should have sabotaged your arrival in some way
Dedes 04.16.22	Johnny come to Pennsylvania we can stare at impressively large potholes together
Sharenge 04.16.22	and here I am stressing about the prospect of moving just a couple of hours away - thanks for reminding me I'm a little bitch
bgillesp 04.16.22	I thought you were excited that plane mentioned you in an album review.
SAPoodle 04.16.22	I'm leaving for Japan tomorrow but first I have to endure 18 hours of flights to get there.
Colton 04.17.22	i actually thought you were scottish wtf
Colton 04.17.22	that's so disappointing. british is SO much less cool
Colton 04.17.22	genuine question though what kind of impact does it have on your ego to no longer be towering above everyone
Pangea 04.17.22	brittain also includes scotland colton
Ryus 04.17.22	canadians smh
Colton 04.17.22	fr?
Pangea 04.17.22	i believe brittain refers to the island. idk uk people correct me if i'm wrong
Colton 04.17.22	so what's the UK then? i always thought Britain was just an alternate name for England, like USA/America
Pangea 04.17.22	uk is great brittain + northern ireland
JohnnyoftheWell 04.17.22	Britain is synonymous with the UK, altho I've never heard anyone from NI self-apply that label specifically so idk
Colton 04.17.22	i’m still doubtful you’re scottish now based on phrasing and taste
JohnnyoftheWell 04.17.22	well i'm doubtful they ever let you graduate middle school, so i guess that evens out
Colton 04.17.22	srsly are you scottish or nah cause i need to know whether i’m gonna make fun of you for that or for concealing the fact that you’re english
JohnnyoftheWell 04.17.22	um i would self-describe as british and then scottish in that order, but i don't trust you to negotiate the geopolitics of this so expediently yes kindof
Colton 04.17.22	damn dude i’m just asking if you’re scottish i didn’t ask for your neopronouns
parksungjoon 04.17.22	one joke
Colton 04.17.22	i just saw he literally said England in the first word of the list, case closed
Underflow 04.17.22	one joke [2]
Egarran 04.17.22	Let's get together
IsisScript80 04.18.22	so what's the Canada then? i always thought North America was just an alternate name for Mexico, like Italy/Singapore
Mort. 04.18.22	uh cant believe we let you back in
AsleepInTheBack 04.18.22	Welcome back would you like a scone
JesperL 04.19.22	srs question johnny do you ever sleep for more than 4 hours
Pikazilla 04.19.22	plane is a user with shit taste, agreed!
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	i love sleep and hate all of you apart from asleep (yes plz to that scone!!)
parksungjoon 04.19.22	can you get on a plane STAFF and review that
parksungjoon 04.19.22	oh nvm pika already mentioned that one.. ur gettin old john...
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	oh great, now I will be conversing with you by default on an even more regular basis than normal, presumably you were already seemingly ever-present, lol (I'll let your sarcasm detector decide whether this is a good thing)
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	you still got it parkperk plane STAFF deletes his old reviews at a faster rate than anyone can read or review them, so checkmate on that front i have no sarcasm detector only positive vibrations
Pikazilla 04.19.22	I hope he deletes his account soon
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	I might retract my statement as 8 seems cool... forgot it exists
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	8 is the only album on this list with buttchugs and spiritual oohs you will love it
Pikazilla 04.19.22	I forgot you existed
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	shut the fuck up taylor
JesperL 04.19.22	pika do u need a hug
Pikazilla 04.19.22	no, I need a gun
parksungjoon 04.19.22	i hate buttchugs
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	you hate everything kiddo
Pikazilla 04.19.22	i thought buttchugs refer to djent and what not
parksungjoon 04.19.22	>you hate everything kiddo explain the things i rate 4+
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	they do but also to other things but um 8 does have an endearing amount of gratuitous chuggage in like 4ish songs, and sometimes it's fun and sometimes it's the worst part of the album "explain the things i rate 4+" https://www.metal-archives.com/ https://www.rollingstone.com/
parksungjoon 04.19.22	i hate metal-archives and idk if ive ever read anything from that publication
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	not sure I'm into buttchugs, butthugs then perhaps we can start talking
Pikazilla 04.19.22	how did you know park was the force behind rollingstone.com
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	am an avid reader don't ask demon you absolutely qualify as someone into buttchugs do not run from this, it is just one minimirror on your big shiny discoball personality
parksungjoon 04.19.22	>not sure I'm into buttchugs i mean you think diablo swing orchestra is good and their guitars do nothing but buttchug
Pikazilla 04.19.22	you're a buttchug
parksungjoon 04.19.22	>am an avid reader don't ask ｖｏｒａｃｉｏｕｓ
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	'i mean you think diablo swing orchestra is good and their guitars do nothing but buttchug' we discussed this, I don't listen to 'em for the guitars also a weird choice, but okay this helps because like what the hell is a 'buttchug' anyway?... this has provided some context at least
parksungjoon 04.19.22	>we discussed this, I don't listen to 'em for the guitars doesnt change that the guitars are shit now does it
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	forgot I was talking to the authority on such things
parksungjoon 04.19.22	i forgive you
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	i didn't ask for your forgiveness
parksungjoon 04.19.22	yet i am kind and generous ;]
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	spoken like a true corporate editor-in-cheef
parksungjoon 04.19.22	editor in cheef keef
nightbringer 04.19.22	Please review the engineering quality of the plane you flew back on.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	I rate it a strong 3.5
Pheromone 04.19.22	we're going to brighton
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	okay i am there
Pheromone 04.19.22	meet me between 5 and 6 on the bristol stool chart
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	okay I am 5 3/4
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	you always struck me as a 5 3/4 kind of guy
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	life is short 5 3/4 everything
Demon of the Fall 04.19.22	out of /10? Yeah that sounds about right.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.19.22	No /4
FadedSun 04.20.22	I can't trust your opinions on Japanese music if you're no longer living at the source, Johnny.
Mort. 04.20.22	so when are you getting deported to rwanda
DDDeftoneDDD 04.20.22	I can t complain
JohnnyoftheWell 04.20.22	Lmao Faded, trust me the main upshot is that my brain is no longer having to ward off hour upon hour of Yoasobi spammage; I'm back to my best woo
Mort. 04.20.22	acknowledge me senpai
JohnnyoftheWell 04.20.22	mortt cheq Yoasobi feel my sorrow
Mort. 04.20.22	i checked and it was bad and made me feel sort of empty
JohnnyoftheWell 04.20.22	okay now you must close your eyes and think of the unprecedented public lynching you would have received for being the first human in 21st century Japan to express dis it does make for strong karaoke, with the caveat that you have to be Japanese to pull it off hurr
Mort. 04.20.22	i read up on it and seemed like pseudo deep middle of the road 'arty pop' (arty in the sense theyre making novels into music) with some obnoxious piano
Mort. 04.20.22	over here you get lynched for not bowing down to adele and fawning over her in public ritualised bumkissing
JohnnyoftheWell 04.20.22	yes essentially with the addendum that it is also v real 'pygmalion pop' because piano guy usually works with robot ladies but has not on this occasion and we should all be grateful discuss adele is boring and has always been boring plz pay for my tickets back
anat 04.20.22	pint in brighton when?
parksungjoon 05.01.22	wheres a johnny list where i talk to johnny
JohnnyoftheWell 05.01.22	o fuck
Mort. 05.01.22	bitch i gotta ball with your bitch at the mall