JohnnyoftheWell: 3.9s ranked

JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	this list is ranked and i do not agree with it let's put more albums on it and then BUMP and DROP some bois
parksungjoon 04.21.21	agree with some of these
Muzz79 04.21.21	I’m with you on 32 and 69. 33 I’d have a lot higher and 44 a bit lower.
parksungjoon 04.21.21	im with you on 69
Muzz79 04.21.21	I thought that !
parksungjoon 04.21.21	prove it
parksungjoon 04.21.21	hey johnny u know what else is a 3.9
parksungjoon 04.21.21	strap it on by helmet [:
Muzz79 04.21.21	9 and 10 haven’t appealed tbh
Sowing 04.21.21	30 is still my favorite Modest Mouse record, it's a weird choice but it always clicked with me for some reason. Cool to see it earn 3.9 recognition, which using the handy dandy Jotw---> Sowing ratings conversion chart would make it a...5.37 for me? No wait, that can't be.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	30 is absolutely their best major label release, so ig it comes down to how much you do or don't vibe with their early shit. either way it deserves BUMPS! "9 and 10 haven’t appealed tbh" everyone else is overrating them, you're good lol
parksungjoon 04.21.21	hey johnny
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	he
parksungjoon 04.21.21	you should check out helmet's best album
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	which was that again
parksungjoon 04.21.21	strap it on
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	perhaps
parksungjoon 04.21.21	oh kairon irse the meme band i should revisit
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	were they a meme band lol they must have been p unsuccessful if so
parksungjoon 04.21.21	a briefest flash in the pan meme in 2014
parksungjoon 04.21.21	christ that album has 4k ratings on rym lol
DoofDoof 04.21.21	ah the old 78%...guess this also includes 79%?
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	some 79%s yes indeed. also some 77%s we are a broad church here
parksungjoon 04.21.21	my church is big and it keeps getting bigger
DoofDoof 04.21.21	mind now melted
Havey 04.21.21	bmup: 12, if anything. safe pick ik dorp: 63, and replace with one of their earlier records
Pangea 04.21.21	69 is the only one here that would be around 3.9 for me having 45 as a 3.9 is a crime
parksungjoon 04.21.21	>dorp: 63, and replace with one of their earlier records lol
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	45 is closer to a 3.7 than 4 ngl and 13 is maybe the safest safe but maybe you are right on 12. 63 is the worst classic neurosis for me but would probs drop to 3.8 if that rating existed yikes
DoofDoof 04.21.21	45 is way above a 3.9 [2]
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	ok we are done yay 45 = a few exceptional ideas and some strong lyrics + a load of wanky spleen + landfill indie
parksungjoon 04.21.21	105 strikes me as too hard for you drop that i guess check sete star sept
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	105 is good but their new album is better and equally hard hm will cheq
Pangea 04.21.21	98 used to be a hard 4.5 for me but it is probably around 3.9 for me as well now
e210013 04.21.21	You have here a very extensive list. Definitely, there are some great albums here that please me very much. Nice.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	damn which
evilford 04.21.21	Whoa didn't know lists went over 101 Also 63 is 1!!!!!11
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	no 62 is or 61 or 1
BookoftheFallen 04.21.21	wheres chevelle??
SteakByrnes 04.21.21	There are some higher than 3.9s here for me, I spy: 2, 6, 18!!!!!, 29, 72 (maybe), 95
Pikazilla 04.21.21	45 is too high But I guess you can't blame em considering how AWESOME the stuff before it was
Pikazilla 04.21.21	Gonna peep the ones I haven't heard yet
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	peep 28 and 31 and the openers of 90 and 99 ! and yeah imma rejam 18 in full and probs bump ! also 2 and 29 mayyyybe
Pikazilla 04.21.21	I always wanna read her name as tanuki lol Okay, will check 28 today :3
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	tanuki otoko < 3
SteakByrnes 04.21.21	Very good I'd love to see Sunshower rise as it rightfully should !!
Demon of the Fall 04.21.21	The Raging River is definitely very 3.9y. Emperor Tomato Ketchup too.
widowslaugh123 04.21.21	Sick list
RadioSuicide 04.21.21	9 is at least a 4 but Pale Folklore >>
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	PF is a solid 4 for sure
parksungjoon 04.21.21	your move johnert
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	where is the ball
parksungjoon 04.21.21	in your court
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	what size of court and ball and where are ur gloves
parksungjoon 04.21.21	u have to feature now
fogza 04.21.21	I think we can all agree 47 needs to drop
Colton 04.21.21	have you heard the radio dept’s other albums 4 is wrong 5 is right art angels is the real 3.9
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	oh ok feature and nah, i should check their other shit tbh (will sweep em along with broadcast and durutti column) art angels is idk a 3.3 or 3.5 i can't remember and 47 probably holds up even though the Foos are a joke (although maybe it is a 3.7 hmmmmm)
Colton 04.21.21	ok are bagels a thing in japan or did you have to sort of give those up
parksungjoon 04.21.21	david grohl is the best
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	very good question i have owned a toaster for under a week so haven't looked v hard, but they're defs not v easy to find by accident bread in japan is generally mid at best tbh
Colton 04.21.21	ok that’s all i got
Colton 04.21.21	but check pet grief and clinging to a scheme
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	no you have bagels probably don't underestimate u
bloc 04.21.21	3.9 is the best rating in the game
Demon of the Fall 04.21.21	If I had the power then I’d use and abuse 3.3s like crazy, might Chuck a few 2.8s in for good measure. 2.5, 2.8, 3.0, 3.3, 3.5, 3.7, 3.9, +0.1 till 4.2, then back to +0.2. It’ll never happen but that’s the dream.
Colton 04.21.21	I mean yeah i have bagels. And now my enjoyment of them is enhanced by knowing it’s a feeling you can’t share, similar to MPP
SteakByrnes 04.21.21	My (P)Little Pony
Bedex 04.21.21	gross
bloc 04.21.21	"2.5, 2.8, 3.0, 3.3, 3.5, 3.7, 3.9, +0.1 till 4.2, then back to +0.2. It’ll never happen but that’s the dream." You're reading my mind
LeddSledd 04.21.21	3.9s are overrated
fogza 04.21.21	Japanese bread sounds nice, apparently it's soft and doughy
Pikazilla 04.21.21	japaness cream puff cakes are yum
Demon of the Fall 04.21.21	‘You're reading my mind‘ You’ve actually thought about this? Lol. I can see why some people might find that system weird tbh.
Sniff 04.21.21	Delet Agalloch
JohnnyoftheWell 04.21.21	they're not that bad ! demon understands the sput+ metric v well / japanese bread is soft but not doughy it is sad
SIMBOLIC 04.21.21	get fkd 37
widowslaugh123 04.22.21	“Ranked” Big if true
SIMBOLIC 04.22.21	I keep thinking murder ballads is breeding the spawn lol
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	is RANKED and it is very precise it took time Murder Ballads' body count is off the charts yo
Sniff 04.22.21	Also since when can we do 101+ albums on a list?
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	it is only ok if they are 3.9s
parksungjoon 04.22.21	>I keep thinking murder ballads is breeding the spawn lol lool i can kinda see it
ReiniEden 04.22.21	What about Dir En Grey - Withering to Death? I see you have that rated
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	ooo that's a p solid album - don't think it's a 4, but imma bump it to 3.7 for now and then when i get bored and impulsively rank that whole tier, maybe i'll bump it again. gonna bump and drop a few of these maybe
Pheromone 04.22.21	wtf you 3.9 gecs never message me again nerd
fogza 04.22.21	"japanese bread is soft but not doughy it is sad" 😔
Demon of the Fall 04.22.21	‘Also since when can we do 101+ albums on a list?‘ I thought this was the standard limit?
quetzal 04.22.21	you got too many 5s in your list like The Mantle (definite 5.0, top 10 albums of all time), The Silent Enigma, The Moon & Antarctica, and Frengers.
RadioSuicide 04.22.21	(definite 5.0, top 10 albums of all time)
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	The Mantle is a lot of things, but a 4+ ain't one :/ Not convinced that record's aged particularly well. I do l o v e a lot of the Silent Enigma, but that album's downtime (Nocturnal Emission/Cerulean Twilight) is p dismal
Demon of the Fall 04.22.21	I have the The Mantle in the same (4-ish) range but honestly I’m probably overrating it.
parksungjoon 04.22.21	>The Mantle (definite 5.0, top 10 albums of all time hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
parksungjoon 04.22.21	now thats what sach would call a "well rounded metalhead take"
JokineAugustus 04.22.21	67 is 1. Best dillinger after Calc
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	at any given moment 67 must always be ranked below 66 other albums by artists that are not dillinger this is a proven fact it is very important even more important is that 68 is ranked just under it !
parksungjoon 04.22.21	johnny what do you think is the ready player one of music
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	ummmmm idk probably sunbather or some shit
parksungjoon 04.22.21	wait really
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	i have no idea wasn't ready player one a post-gamergate attempt to capitalise on gaming is BAD but EXCITING? never saw it lol. sunbather is basically that except blandwashing bm? idk
parksungjoon 04.22.21	>a post-gamergate attempt to capitalise on gaming is BAD given the guy who wrote the book, and the readers who made him a shit ton of money, i really dont think there is anything in there about gaming being bad i was more asking about a band or album that has no artistic merit and is constantly tripping over itself to shoehorn in references and nostalgia bait in their music
JohnnyoftheWell 04.22.21	ok lol i probs read the wrong guardian article and ummmmm yes literally any contemp london post-rock bullshit lol black midi and black country no road are ur bois also the voidz. they are probs worse
SIMBOLIC 04.22.21	Oh cmon man sunbather isnt that bad. RP1 is kinda cringy but still kinda cool. It is Spielberg, after all
JohnnyoftheWell 04.23.21	Sunbather is Schlagenheim-tier not-awful but ehhhhhzhz 3 probably hmm
plane 04.23.21	deceit > jotw sorry 8(
JohnnyoftheWell 04.23.21	hmm. probably true but this heat v plane = ✈ 💣?
plane 04.23.21	this heat > plane also true
Demon of the Fall 04.23.21	This Heat > most things tbf (only just noticed they’re on this list twice). Okay Deceit marginally too high, s/t too low.
LeddSledd 04.23.21	This Heat is not a 3.9 wtf
neekafat 04.23.21	Johnny recently saying "fuck it" to the site bug (and unspoken rule) to keep lists at 100 entries is probably the most exciting thing to happen to this site's meta in a while
Demon of the Fall 04.23.21	I’ve literally just noticed this has 107 entries. Whaaat? 🤔😱
quetzal 04.23.21	the mantle aged like fine wine, album is quite literally perfect
JohnnyoftheWell 04.24.21	the mantle has some good songs and some of the blandest showcases of A mi open chords and baby melodies in the unicellar
SIMBOLIC 04.24.21	"and some of the blandest showcases of A mi open chords and baby melodies in the unicellar" I understand that sentence and don't at the same time
FadedSun 04.24.21	Please go back to all of these albums and make a note mentioning for what specific reason you docked .1 points from all of them.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.25.21	lol it will be any one or two of A - a few bad tracks B - notable side-A / side-B disparity C - occasionally boring D - I kinda get it but also don't rly get it
JohnnyoftheWell 04.25.21	it is very nice for them (except the ones I bumped down whoops)! what a happy place :] please can all of y'all make your own 3.9 lists!!!
Koris 04.25.21	"strap it on by helmet [:" Wrong, Strap It On is a 5
Demon of the Fall 04.25.21	‘A - a few bad tracks B - notable side-A / side-B disparity C - occasionally boring D - I kinda get it but also don't rly get it‘ Sounds like a bunch of 3.3s to me.
parksungjoon 04.25.21	>Wrong, Strap It On is a 5 as long as you agree its their best
Koris 04.25.21	I do :]
parksungjoon 04.25.21	\o/
JohnnyoftheWell 04.25.21	!! cute !!
Pheromone 05.14.21	this did not get featured, 3.7 did that means 3.7 is more important and most importantly more team dreschy
JohnnyoftheWell 05.14.21	it did but i unfeatured it for whatever my next list was because i didn't wanna eat the front page this has advantage lucy on it so it wins all contests