JohnnyoftheWell: user spotlight: Lord(e)Po)))ts

JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	please add your testimony about the user Lord(e)Po)))ts so he can be shamed if appropriate or whatever
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	so based
Minushuman24 08.18.20	wait, potsy is silentpotato
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	oh shit he's also known as potsy how could i leave this out someone buy me a fking beer
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I would if I could Johnny, this is marvelous
JustJoe. 08.18.20	potsy is silentpotato don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	Potsy's like The Bends (by Radiohead) of Sputnik users Most users know him well, a lot think he's one of the best, but he's secretly one of the worst (I don't actually believe this, I just want to offend him)
Cygnatti 08.18.20	based user 4.5/5
Minushuman24 08.18.20	my world is turned upsidedown
Cygnatti 08.18.20	the bends just sounds like britpop :/
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	A good allegory for how Potsy's not as speical has he thinks he is BritPopsy
Sowing 08.18.20	wait a minute
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	you. did not. call me. the fucking bends.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	.....i so am speical
someone 08.18.20	"someone buy me a fking beer" you got it Pots is the man!
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	Yay it worked Mission accomplished
Dewinged 08.18.20	I like Potsy.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	rofl the radiohead section
Dewinged 08.18.20	Also love how I've become so absolutely irrelevant to the point of not even having an entry on the sputwiki :/
Dewinged 08.18.20	Damn.
JustJoe. 08.18.20	bruh i felt that way too then after much pouting i seemed to have gotten me one
JustJoe. 08.18.20	now i’m gonna pretend like it’s whatever i didn’t even notice as any cool kid should
Joeman82 08.18.20	You know you can make one about yourself dewinged.
Joeman82 08.18.20	The wiki was also made by bigglestein so. Don’t know how you should feel about that.
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	@Dewi: Are you the guy who would keep picking R. Kelly songs on the Song of the day threads or was that a different D user, Drifter?
Dewinged 08.18.20	fuck the day I write about myself on that thing, I choose oblivion
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	"You know you can make one about yourself" bruh not cool. is that where yours came from? I'll make one for you soon as I figure out how, Dewi!!
Minushuman24 08.18.20	dewinged certainly deserves his own entry
Dewinged 08.18.20	:_ )
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I need to read this wiki more
JustJoe. 08.18.20	list should say user sputlight but i won’t neg
Dewinged 08.18.20	lol Aiwaz was contributor??? For real? When did that happen?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	"list should say user sputlight but i won’t neg" this is like when i noticed that sharks competition wasn't called continental recfest he changed it when i pointed it out but there is nothing more infuriating than a wasted opportunity for a good pun
JustJoe. 08.18.20	yeah i don’t always pick em out but i gotta call it when i see it
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	OH shit: https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/JustJoe.
JustJoe. 08.18.20	found out about an hour ago 🥳
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	"he changed it when i pointed it out" i would change, but i literally stole this off sowing and wanna remain loyal to the source text
JustJoe. 08.18.20	sowing feel free to rebrand user spotlight as “user sputlight” please & thank you
Jots 08.18.20	p sure I initiated the Sputlight brand https://www.sputnikmusic.com/blog/2016/08/12/user-sputlight-7-wingmen/
JustJoe. 08.18.20	okay then feel free to ignore my previous post sowing
ReefaJones 08.18.20	So Pots is some sort of Turbovirgin that has long since ascended into some sort of a notorious shit-lord on an obscure music site. Well, I guess it makes living life a little bit more sufferable for him so in some way I can get behind you enabling him.
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	There's no way I said some stupid shit that's slanderous.
JustJoe. 08.18.20	glad to see it jots
Minushuman24 08.18.20	where's reefajones wiki entry
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	Weeb you will be hearing from my attorney.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	@reef ok turbo-beta
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I mean he's not too far off
SteakByrnes 08.18.20	Johnny teach me how to nippon
Minushuman24 08.18.20	ah yes, this history of sputnik page is a nice I enjoy this It needs snide remarks tho
Dewinged 08.18.20	"Dewinged is a sputnikmusic user. " I'm a contributor, bitch.
Minushuman24 08.18.20	lmao "Pots you are probably #1 on my list of people who will probably strangle a prostitute in their lifetime." - ZippaThaRippa 10.18.16 I'm fucking dead
Minushuman24 08.18.20	ah yes, I should have elaborated, Snide Remarks is his landmark hip hop debut Truly alpha
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	" allergic to all bjork that isn't from her objectively good run. this is because either 1) he has a superiority complex over the Knife and is understandably sick to death over fking morons conflating bjork's voice with karin dreijer's 2) sput does kinda overrate those albums tbh" this is all really on point except for that u spelt her name wrong twice
budgie 08.18.20	wtf is this pots made budgie leave the website bullshit i didnt post for like 2 days
budgie 08.18.20	it's crazy the sort of mythologies someone can spin
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I remember this
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	more like 2 months but nice try bud
Joeman82 08.18.20	No Johnny I didn’t make mine I am in fact a biggleboy so it was made by Jeff himself
Emim 08.18.20	I remember the first time seeing pots was in a slipknot thread. I have nothing to add besides that.
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I enjoy that Joe's is basically a roast, but he is a biggleboy through and through, so it doesn't bother him
Joeman82 08.18.20	You would know I’m an OG biggle boy if you kept up with the comics, Johnny. smh
Joeman82 08.18.20	I changed Davezilla’s cuz it was 5 paragraphs long and I don’t know how to read
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	I would never a slipknot thread, that is slander
Minushuman24 08.18.20	pots love slipknot, spread the word
Joeman82 08.18.20	Pots sings Chester Bennington lyrics in the shower Whether that is a crime against humanity or a touching tidbit is for you to decide
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	The Chester Bennington thing is true the slipknot thing is about 35x more slanderous than the prostitute thing
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	Pots cosplays as Naido from twin peaks in the shower i have this on good authority whether or not this makes it easier or harder to sing linkin park is beyond me
Dewinged 08.18.20	About Pots: I remember being around the site in autumn 2016 and reading Pots roasting people almost in every thread with his rotating umbrella of death avy. Made me chuckle more than once. Joined the site to see if I could get a nice roast too but unfortunately it never happened. His Alpe Lusia review was a fountain of inspiration and truths that still inspire me every day. It also inspired Sniff to copy paste it literally into another review of an album I don't remember. All around swell dude.
Joeman82 08.18.20	You don’t need eyes to sing the final chorus of Waiting for The End, Johnny.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	"Pots cosplays as Naido from twin peaks in the shower i have this on good authority whether or not this makes it easier or harder to sing linkin park is beyond me" depends if im cosplaying or impersonating. i do both
budgie 08.18.20	this thread is i think no good idea for imogen pots' hubris
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	how the fuck could i ever roast dewi ur unroastable bro
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	"the comics are probably the most accurate lore this site has, second of course being the sput wiki" When I think of "lore" I think of that user Andcas older users always bring up despite him being gone way before I joined
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I was a lurker at the tail end of andcas, all I remember is him loving pop punk and no one liking him This is when I started reading reviews from mikesn(?) and getting excited that a godsmack album got a 5 in a review
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	That guy probably needs an article
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	He deadass tried arguing with me and fish that Italians aren't white people.
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	Did he arrive on a time machine from 1917?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	I'm not white!?!?!?
Minushuman24 08.18.20	caliente
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	piccante
MillionDead 08.18.20	I love Pots! And no offense Pots, if you’re not white what are you? lol Minority gang.
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	I'm deff white but if Italians aren't white.. then I wouldn't be white, since Italians are deff whiter than Jews, and I'm both lol.
SharkTooth 08.18.20	whoa there's a sputwiki? cool
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	@million Haha no i was joking cuz of what ghost said
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	What's the Green Baron article saying "He is mentally, spiritually and metaphysically a white person" Is the dude transracial like Rachel Dolezal now? lol
Minushuman24 08.18.20	that is amazing lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	ars jewish Italian represent boiiiiii
Cygnatti 08.18.20	there's a sputwiki?????
Minushuman24 08.18.20	ghost is in his 20's /what/
deathofasalesman 08.18.20	Italians are really fkn white and also really fkn racist Count the number of times Scorcese uses the n-word in his films, you'll get the bigger picture jk not all of them are racists obviously but damn some are really out there with it
Supercoolguy64 08.18.20	Why is there a Sputnik wiki
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	"ars jewish Italian represent boiiiiii" Yeah, I'll call myself a pizza bagel sometimes, I'm pretty much ethnicaly a Long Island stereotype
Minushuman24 08.18.20	wiki is sorely missing discolvante, j alexander, bon yr aur, and zombietoyduck That being said I am not talented nor motivated enough to make these amendments
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	"Why is there a Sputnik wiki" Because Biggly is a madman
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	@Minus: I found J Alex's: https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/J()_Alexander
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Yeah that's my dad's side of my fam to a T as well ars
deathofasalesman 08.18.20	the longest article is on himself so that gives you a clue what the intentions of the "wiki" are
Slex 08.18.20	Peepee poopoo
Minushuman24 08.18.20	OH MAN I missed it! I'm so glad you found it
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	Thought JAlex was there? needs a ghandhi, trebor and xeno page badly also
deathofasalesman 08.18.20	wiki is missing KILL, MichaelJordan, Deviant, among many many many more based things
Minushuman24 08.18.20	Needs them too. Kill and Deviant are on there aren't they?
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	KILL and Deviant are both on there, look harder
Cygnatti 08.18.20	i love the italians :]
Supercoolguy64 08.18.20	Needs a entire page dedicated to lakes’ mental breakdown over Joms attack on his comment fetish
deathofasalesman 08.18.20	I stand corrected but many more based things are missing
Minushuman24 08.18.20	Honestly, it needs a page for all the sput drama for a nice condensed reading of all the hilarious breakdowns And dethtrasher
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	Lakes. is so creepy Like he used to make me feel so uncomfortable on here
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Tell me about this lakes breakdown stat
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	isn't lakes that log s. Dude now
Supercoolguy64 08.18.20	His downward spiral and his insistence on documenting it in the weekly community threads were hilarious, depressing, and disturbing. I do hope he chilled out since
Relinquished 08.18.20	johnny won’t do me cuz his fingers can’t take the task
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	"That being said I am not talented nor motivated enough to make these amendments" You say this as if most of these articles require talent to write lol
Jots 08.18.20	I just read Relinq’s comment without context
deathofasalesman 08.18.20	really shocked there's not a relinquished page yet
Minushuman24 08.18.20	Fair, I am just lazy and don't want to do them
Supercoolguy64 08.18.20	@lordepothead basically he started out as some furry shit poster who would hang out in the forum side of the site a lot. He claimed to be gay but once posted about how he was really bi but couldn’t talk to girls for shit and found being with men easier. Eventually he went full blown MAGA mode and started posting “le epic dank” MAGA memes and would go on whole ass tirades on why feminism is killing america and that gay pride was bullshit. Then whenever Jom would delete a comment or two for whatever reason he would throw a complete shit fit in the community thread, only for jom to both temp ban him and delete every comment he ever made. I honestly wish it all got screenshot because he made a fucking essay once on a temp account on why his life sucks and how Jom just made it worse
MillionDead 08.18.20	@Pots: Ohhh, you’re Italian. Lol well there are definitely white people who don’t think that’s white enough.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	"basically he started out as some furry shit poster who would hang out in the forum side of the site a lot. He claimed to be gay but once posted about how he was really bi but couldn’t talk to girls for shit and found being with men easier. Eventually he went full blown MAGA mode and started posting “le epic dank” MAGA memes and would go on whole ass tirades on why feminism is killing america and that gay pride was bullshit. Then whenever Jom would delete a comment or two for whatever reason he would throw a complete shit fit in the community thread, only for jom to both temp ban him and delete every comment he ever made. I honestly wish it all got screenshot because he made a fucking essay once on a temp account on why his life sucks and how Jom just made it worse" i remember everything up to but not including the MAGA part and WOW
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	@biggles well check the copy pasta thread for the most recent site drama in which reefa has a breakdown about being sarcastically called 'beta' one too many times. since the mark kozelak doof breakdown divaman has also had a breakdown as well. its been a hard week for some of the boys
Slex 08.18.20	How the fuck did I miss that lmao Y'all are wild
Minushuman24 08.18.20	It's spicy week for sputnik
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	Yeah Lakes sucks He and Yak used a picture of my face on his bandcamp project without my permission, it's been changed since then but it still pisses me off
Minushuman24 08.18.20	what a douchey thing to do
deathofasalesman 08.18.20	I don't remember that either @scg64, but if you're trying to diss a person for exploring their sexuality then bad job
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	"isn't lakes that log s. Dude now" Log S.'s account says it's from 2006, so I doubt it
Cygnatti 08.18.20	wtf i didn't catch any of that with lakes...
Supercoolguy64 08.18.20	Maybe I’m thinking of someone else but for a fact that person existed
Cygnatti 08.18.20	I haven't really heard or seen from him since like 2015, so I don't doubt what you're saying I just didn't know
Allergist 08.18.20	I tried starting this years ago and everybody laughed at me until I ctied :(((
ArsMoriendi 08.18.20	@Cyg: He was TheArtofGanja for a while too
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	"loves and appreciates the sion sono psych-surreal-horror-pseudofeminism flick Tag (Real Onigokko) and made a joke about the (austrian/japanese) lead being a half japanese girl in a bus full of half japanese girls (they suffer from abrupt loss of torso from the waist up) what an arsehole" i forgot about this joke enough for it to be just as funny as i assume i thought it was the first time
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	iirc it was followed by your remark that a dead/bisected japanese school girl was the best kind of japanese school girl; what happy times we've seen
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	lol who wrote my wiki they missed like four iterations of name changes, what a newbie also conservative jesus just end it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	"iirc it was followed by your remark that a dead/bisected japanese school girl was the best kind of japanese school girl; what happy times we've seen" sounds like something i'd say but not actually mean because japanese children are of the only groups of children that i think shouldn't die
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	lmao thank you for this clarification. every time i've gone into a classroom for the past 3 months, i've had that comment + associated image flashing before my eyes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	also noticing a rather pointed omission of 8 doogymoto from the list of things i've rec'd u
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	i hate you. will attempt a relisten of 1010ko doogymoto soon as i'm done with jawbox
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	jawbox is sick af but i'm just not sure they are a good fit for u
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	i'll box ur jaw (and then get back to jamming this for like the 6th time in a row lol)
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	I just googled and they're from D.C. not Japan so yes, a bad fit indeed.
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	How badly do you want to have half-Japanese kiddos?
Minushuman24 08.18.20	jawbox is so good tho, it transcends weebness
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	which album are u jamming, johnnothy?
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	gtfo with those "25% posthxc" jawbox googling stooge antics For Your Own Special Sweetheart, thinking of u
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	good am proud
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	"How badly do you want to have half-Japanese kiddos?" literally my greatest fear is having ハーフ kids who will one day grow up to make sputnik profiles, after which they will find my hopefully long dead account and disapprove of my perfume and oomori seiko takes - so not very
Aberf 08.18.20	Great write up, cheers. Potsy is one of the users who would rec me stuffs I'll enjoy while I can't ever figure out what he liked.
MyNameIsPencil 08.18.20	I hope any future kids I have find my dance Gavin dance cds and learn from my mistakes
LeddSledd 08.18.20	My first impression of Potsy was initially negative, before I ever really joined the site, due in part to his intentionally inflammatory takes on albums I liked, his former annoying androgynous flower boy troglodyte avatar, and his ever-present profile page pic (you know the one). However, upon exploring the site further, I began to warm up to his prolific antics, possibly coinciding with the change back to the iconic spinning black umbrella avatar. All in all, he is a user 1-5/5
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	That was a chick
LeddSledd 08.18.20	It will forever be an androgynous flower boy to me bc that feels more fitting somehow
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	I have been called "flower f****t" before
LeddSledd 08.18.20	so the sentiment is not uncommon :-) keep on keepin on, pots
Trebor. 08.18.20	Lakes sucked so hard
EclipseInYourEyes 08.18.20	as of lately, I see potsy being a very reasonable person in discussions and not roasting anyone - which is probably a troll move in itself cuz it's unexpected. it's only his font size, that's annoying.
EclipseInYourEyes 08.18.20	however, good review johnny!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Lmao my font size is the same as everyone else's but I think when you quote someone it automatically makes it bigger. Maybe I quote a lot
garas 08.18.20	16 was one of the most important fact here.
Sniff 08.18.20	@dewi Astrea - Sleeping with Her
Tundra 08.18.20	No praise needed
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	^summary of your reviewing career OH
Gnocchi 08.18.20	I like pots. Our music doesn't really run similar, it's fresh having a completely different perspective dominant on the site.
dedex 08.18.20	nice of you to put the spotlight on lesser known users johnny gj
Mort. 08.18.20	he seems like an ok person i guess
nightbringer 08.18.20	Pots... that's the guy who really like EDM right?
dedex 08.18.20	and metal m/
nightbringer 08.18.20	Right, yeah, maybe particularly when they are blended together.
dedex 08.18.20	I think he likes that one Korn album with Skrillex
nightbringer 08.18.20	Not to mention that song In Flames did with Pendulum.
dedex 08.18.20	the best of the best indeed
Sinternet 08.18.20	i will rape him in his tight boy pussy the he will rape my tight femboy ass and we will be a fountain of cum and elitness
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	oh damn forgot to make a sint section brb
Trifolium 08.18.20	This is a great, comprehensive guide to the multifaceted nature of our beloved L(e)P. Thanks Johnny!
peekatoad 08.18.20	There's a sputnik fandom wiki? huh
Trifolium 08.18.20	'I have been called "flower f****t" before' Hey, me too! 🌝❤️🌼☘️🌸🌷💐🌈💞👯‍♂️🦄
Egarran 08.18.20	The masturbation will be strong tonight
bgillesp 08.18.20	Lol at Bricolage
StarlessCore 08.18.20	pots is an og
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	lol Bricolage is the best thing ever for all of 15ish minutes and then and then and then and ... then ...
Colton 08.18.20	Art Angels slaps
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	art angels is the second worst album on this list that i've actually listened to lol
Colton 08.18.20	weird, weebs usually love Grimes
Tyler. 08.18.20	Do me next !!
JohnnyoftheWell 08.18.20	if you mean the SAO bros who lap up anything with sugar on top, then yes there is a reason standards exist tyler. it would be my pleasure
Tyler. 08.18.20	Omg!!!!!!
Curse. 08.18.20	Potsy has generally only been mean to idiots so i give Pots a 4.20 rating
alamo 08.18.20	your giving me a milion resons to let you go. your giving me a milion resons to lquit the show. your giving me a milion resons giving me a milion resons giving me a milion resons about a miolion reasons
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	where did this whole "we will never see pots face" mythos come from lmao I've posted dozens of pics on this site on my time here, hundreds of users have had me on Facebook in the past and some users have even used bad pics of me as their profile pics/avatars
alamo 08.18.20	pots irl isntagram mirror pic https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/5f/7b/fb5f7bc981c026c1ecfd54ae0a8aea27.png
Relinquished 08.18.20	😍 banks
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Wow alamo way to doxx
alamo 08.18.20	no its pots
Relinquished 08.18.20	sure alamo keep creepin
Minushuman24 08.18.20	Potsy is smokin', but no real surprise there
ChoccyPhilly 08.18.20	Of all people's ego to rub...
heyadam 08.18.20	good guy
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Friends off choc
Tyler. 08.18.20	hey pots whats up bro
DominionMM1 08.18.20	wait lord(e)po)))ts is silentpotato?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Bruh
neekafat 08.18.20	gud c(o)nte)))nt
DominionMM1 08.18.20	next thing youll tell me is that bighands was actually bighans
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	oh ok u were doin a sarcasm
DominionMM1 08.18.20	i mean i don’t interact with you much anymore as you dont frequent the neurosis threads these days but cmon
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	Tbf there have been a few users who inexplicably couldnt connect those dots, I know its hard to believe
neekafat 08.18.20	who is silentpotato
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	U wouldn't know him he didn't say much
DominionMM1 08.18.20	new fish
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	"no-one has ever seen an image of pots' face" This is false.
Minushuman24 08.18.20	I'm glad that I wasn't the only one surprised about potsy's alter ego
Sinternet 08.18.20	which ego is the more alpha one though
GhostB1rd 08.18.20	Neither?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.18.20	They are both : Ω
Minushuman24 08.18.20	potatos have a lot of vitamin c and potassium, so I think maybe silentpotato
DominionMM1 08.19.20	sweet or russet?
GhostB1rd 08.19.20	Potatoes have shit macros bro they're not alpha.
Sinternet 08.19.20	oh yeah sexy uhm uhm me likey likey womp womp slurp humina humina oh yeah baby :alarm sound: lookey over there awooga
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.19.20	Yeah bros get urself some big macros eat some kangaroo dick for once
Supercoolguy64 08.19.20	Shlump
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.19.20	Including that sint quote in a featured list is probs a poor choice
Jots 08.19.20	yeah wow poseur-johnny is rly asking for a necrotica-level demotion
JohnnyoftheWell 08.19.20	"where did this whole "we will never see pots face" mythos come from lmao" think I read something in a yearbook thread to this effect/had never seen your face so believed it/was too lazy to trawl the site to verify. updating this content rn, fake news dies here + smh ex-johnny standing in the way of faithful journalism
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.19.20	Tbf thats not the end of the fake news here or on the wiki but for the sake of humour I don't mind
JohnnyoftheWell 08.19.20	fake news literally just died and all you've got is an "I don't mind" smh
GhostB1rd 08.19.20	brb googling the macros of kangaroo dick
GhostB1rd 08.19.20	I'm back! So it was a no-go on the kangaroo dick, but kangaroo meat itself is protein rich af https://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/357621414 Time to scour Costco for kangaroo next week.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.19.20	big fan of how you censored "fountain" etc lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.19.20	@ghosts was it a no-go because you couldn't find any info on the macros of kangaroo dick or did you find info suggesting that kangaroo dick doesn't have much mac
Relinquished 08.19.20	not enough mac but enough cream cheese
GhostB1rd 08.19.20	Couldn't find the info! I don't think it's very popular.
Sinternet 08.19.20	what the fuck how can you censor elitness i mean guess if we fucked and raped each other that hard it would be pretty elite like the site has never seen but still
JohnnyoftheWell 08.19.20	sint you're a good kid but if you type that word in this thread again imma have to ask you to leave
GhostB1rd 08.19.20	He's not a kid anymore. sint's all grown up.
Sinternet 08.19.20	guess you can't handle the arcane supremacy of our mutual unconsential penetrative behaviours too bad
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.19.20	Smh Johnny u have no respect for freeze peach
bloodshy 08.19.20	is the r word bad now, or is it just in context?
JohnnyoftheWell 08.19.20	the r word is what it is, but i won't stand for ****ness being bandied about like a dirty handkerchief you fking people make me sick
bloodshy 08.19.20	only time rape is funny is on arrested development when he makes that business card as an analyst/therapist and calls himself an analrapist on the business card. good shit
bloodshy 08.19.20	i'm sure there are a handful of tasteful exceptions
bloodshy 08.19.20	i don't know why i need to make exceptions, and i need to learn to stop butting in on controversial discussions because i suffer from foot-in-mouth syndrome. sorry
GhostB1rd 08.19.20	Eliteness if very controversial.
bloodshy 08.19.20	@Aberf "Potsy is one of the users who would rec me stuffs I'll enjoy while I can't ever figure out what he liked." It has been confirmed he rolls a set of dice from when he used to play D&D. Some math is involved. Rating achieved, werebear defeated.
fogza 08.19.20	I found the post above very amusing. Seriously it brightened up my day.
sixdegrees 08.19.20	this shit sucks
Demon of the Fall 08.20.20	I swear at one point this spotlight thing was semi-serious, is this the parody version or has Sput’s content descended (ascended?) this far?
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	all i know is that someone (probably me) made a dumb joke in another thread and this list had to exist as a direct result of it
GhostB1rd 08.20.20	had to
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	it was a moral issue, you wouldn't understand
GhostB1rd 08.20.20	I have no scruples. I'm scrupleless.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	This brought a lot of bad imagery into my mind and I will share none of it.
GhostB1rd 08.20.20	Thank you for your nonservice.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	No-one does it better, you're welcome.
GhostB1rd 08.20.20	Muchas grac--- wait...
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	kochirakoso baby!