deathofasalesman: Bad Movie Recommendations

ArsMoriendi 11.28.21	Have you seen Birdemic: Shock and Terror?
Space Jester 11.28.21	Please watch the horror movie Spookies
deathofasalesman 11.28.21	Updated the list. Haven't seen Birdemic yet!
WeepingBanana 11.28.21	Kung Pow was like ultimate middle school “my brain is breaking this is so funny” shit but I feel like it’d still hold up today. I should revisit
WeepingBanana 11.28.21	Wait nevermind I was thinking of Kung Fu Hustle
Koris 11.28.21	Garbage Pail Kids Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Deadgirl (this one's a bit more obscure, but the acting is probably the worst I've ever seen)
YoYoMancuso 11.28.21	michael jackson - thriller
Trebor. 11.28.21	wish Upon is the GOAT of recent bad horror
porcupinetheater 11.29.21	Wounds, on Hulu The novella it’s based on is legit great, the movie’s a batshit mess
deathofasalesman 11.29.21	Thanks for these, gonna watch some trailers later I do "commentary" on these with my friend on Twitch, if anyone is interested. Mostly just talk about farts and barely pay attention to the plot
DominionMM1 11.29.21	sleepaway camp samurai cop and make hard ticket to hawaii your top priority
Toondude10 11.29.21	Dragonball Evolution Speed 2: Cruise Control Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
naughtcturnal 11.29.21	Chopping Mall and Showgirls are some extremely fun shitty movies
RogueNine 11.29.21	D-War is definitely a time.
twlight 11.29.21	Get Even Samurai cop Twin Dragon Encounter Red letter media on YouTube has a series called best of the worst that covers tons
Rowan5215 11.29.21	the rise of skywalker
fogza 11.29.21	Where is troll 2?
combustion07 11.29.21	Deadly Prey Samurai Cop Robot Ninja Cannibal Campout The Dead Next Door Street Trash The Abomination
combustion07 11.29.21	I actually love Deadgirl lol not the greatest acting though agreed. Plot is kind of different though
deathofasalesman 11.29.21	Lots of good shit here. I've seen Samurai Cop, that's definitely a good-bad one
Purpl3Spartan 11.29.21	Watched a movie called killer sofa this Halloween
TheSonomaDude 11.29.21	mine are a little obscure i guess, but these are goddamn essential: the time machine (that i found at a yard sale) nature unleashed: tornado zombie nation final justice deadly lessons a spider's web: a pig's tale 100 million bc
aightnow 11.29.21	Silent night deadly night had me rollin but its been years. Second one as well.
Emim 11.29.21	Did you Did you just call Surf Ninjas a bad movie?
ReturnToRock 11.29.21	The Adventures of Chris Fable, AKA The Wylds. Sold as a Harry Potter/Percy Jackson-a-like, it instead looks like a Christian Sunday School play where the teachers decided to dress up in Steampunk outfits for the craic, and it has a robot effect that is up there with Birdemic's birds for worst in the history of cinema. It has to be seen to be believed. Colin, AKA 'the £40 zombie film'. It literally did have a budget of 40GBP, which is commendable, but SO much more could have been made with the premise of 'a zombie invasion, through the eyes of one of the zombies.' Instead, all we get is the titular living-dead teenager ambling around as stuff happens around him. It was one of my very few DNF films, and I was happy I'd only paid 30p or something like that for it, as I had no qualms immediately giving it a one-way ticket to the nearest charity shop. Those are always my two go-to recs for bad films. Otherwise, try: Detention of the Dead Rock'n'Roll High School Fantastic Four '94 Captain America 1990 Batman the Movie '66 Troll 2 Starship Troopers 3 (decent plot, awful CGI) Zombies Strippers Speed Racer Rumble in Hong Kong AKA Police Woman Spider-Man 3 Dracula 2001 Dragon Ball Evolution [2] Any wrestling movie that isn't The Wrestler Any movie starring Hulk Hogan Any Asylum movie except for their I Am Legend adaptation which I heard is decent for its budget Any Troma film That's just off the top of my head and avoiding the obvious ones, mind you.
ReturnToRock 11.29.21	@Weeping Kung Fu Hustle - hilarious (the Roadrunner sequence, ZOMG!) Kung Pow - the exact type of humour I loathe, so it wasn't funny for me at all.
Shemson 11.29.21	Definitely worth giving Braindead a go, Peter Jackson’s first movie if I recall and… erm… it’s really good in ways
parksungjoon 11.29.21	"so bad its good" depends on taste i guess but maybe mortal kombat and mortal kombat annihilation
fogza 11.29.21	good call on mk. i liked johnny mnemonic but i can see why it was not a critical or commercial hit
robertsona 11.29.21	those jean franco/jean rollin movies are kinda interesting
ReturnToRock 11.29.21	@Shemson Braindead is a good movie. Bad Taste (his actual first movie), on the other hand...
combustion07 11.29.21	Combat Shock is my favorite Troma flick. They just distributed it though. Shoestring budget but extremely depressing if you don't get too hung up on the low budget junk. Poultrygeist and Redneck Zombies are the goats of their cheesefests though
twlight 11.29.21	Road to Revenge
deathofasalesman 11.29.21	Well damn this is enough to hold me over for the next year for sure Also Thankskilling was some HOT garbage, had me laughing but got bored near the end
bloc 11.29.21	The Mummy (2017) Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018) Lucy (2014) Street Fighter Legend of Chun-Li (2009) The Predator (2018) Suicide Squad (2016) Battleship (2012)
Hyperion1001 11.29.21	Just watched DOOM 2005 and thought it ruled
deathofasalesman 11.29.21	That scene where it goes first person POV is pretty goated Also you can't pay me enough to watch 2016 Suicide Squad
Gyromania 11.29.21	Not a movie but Dhar Mann YouTube videos. Absolutely the worst shit I've ever seen in my life.
robertsona 11.29.21	Suicide Squad was just boring
Parallels 11.29.21	Bubba Hotep ok not really because its fucking great lmao
Gyromania 11.29.21	Idk suicide squad is pretty cringe when you break it down
botb 11.29.21	Pool Boy 2: Drowning Out The Fury feat. Kevin Sorbo
Hyperion1001 11.29.21	my god that’s actually a real movie hahaha kevin sorbo sucks so fucking much dude
Mesm277 11.29.21	Infection Z So bad
Shuyin 11.29.21	Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Ghost Train (2006) Legion of Fire: Killer Ants! Sadako 3D Sand Sharks
botb 11.29.21	It’s worth a watch, shit is hilarious both intentionally and unintentionally
ReturnToRock 11.30.21	Dude! You think Legend of Chun-Li is bad? Presenting: the King of Fighters movie. Ray Park is Rugal. And he plays him as a manchild Vince Russo type character. And he gets to keep his British accent. Seriously, it's like the makers of this film never even researched into King of Fighters. Except at one point, Terry Bogard (who is a f--ing FBI agent with SHORT HAIR!) gets to wear a red vest (a PUFFA vest :/) and his trademark red cap (for all of 10 seconds). So apparently they DID do research, and just CHOSE to get every single f--ing thing about the franchise wrong, knowing that would piss off the fans. The mind boggles.
bloc 11.30.21	Just noticed it has Maggie Q in it, therefore my interest has been raised
Josh D. 11.30.21	Over the holiday my dad put on Urban Cowboy. Absolutely bizarre movie.
deathofasalesman 11.30.21	John Travolta is in a lot of bizarre crap. I should add that Fred Durst movie he's in to the list
Josh D. 11.30.21	Their marriage fell apart because she rode a mechanical bull. Someone gave it $10 million to get made.
Egarran 11.30.21	Many people think Malignant should be on this list.
Josh D. 11.30.21	I didn't think that was so bad it's good, just bad.
Egarran 11.30.21	Haha, yeah I'm especially referencing Half in the bag who thought it was ridiculous. I went into it thinking it was a serious horror movie, and that was a mistake.
botb 11.30.21	I fuckin loved Malignant, but I love when horror movies get wacky so
bloc 11.30.21	Had no idea Malignant wasn't a pure horror movie, I might actually decide to watch it then. That reminds me of before I watched I See You. Thought it was supernatural horror or something, but it turned out to be even better than that. Scariest thing in the movie was probably Helen Hunt's face tbh.
Josh D. 11.30.21	I watched it because there was so much debate on if it was good or not because it's kinda silly. Horror isn't really my thing anyway, but there's no reason to not watch something.
bloc 11.30.21	Time bro, these fuckin movies are getting longer and longer
Josh D. 11.30.21	Yeah well I'm still gonna try to watch Oliver Stone's new JFK doc!
deathofasalesman 11.30.21	Waiting for a cheaper way to stream Malignant before I commit to watching it. I actually love James Wan, his style of horror resonates with me for some reason
Space Jester 12.01.21	Where is Spookies
bloc 12.01.21	Only time I pay for movies is at the theater, and sad to say my last experience at the theater was to watch Candyman...shudder...
deathofasalesman 12.02.21	Ok finally gonna update this shit
Emim 12.02.21	Have you seen the Mario Bros movie? That one's a classic. Also Con Air, Daredevil, Anaconda, Congo, and 3 Ninjas all come to mind.
rabidfish 12.02.21	i recently watched Salt (2010) with angelina Jolie. It's pretty bad, but very entertaining.
Minushuman24 12.02.21	The Channel Awesome film Subruban Knights is actually really fun when you're high as fuck
Trebor. 12.02.21	"Only time I pay for movies is at the theater, and sad to say my last experience at the theater was to watch Candyman...shudder..." lol same
Hyperion1001 12.02.21	malignant was one of the best movies of the year, and that’s coming from someone who genuinely dislikes everything James wan has done up to this point.