|It was a shih-tzu.|
|you got me|
|What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?|
|killin it |
|Joke was worth a nose exhale|
|tee hee hee hee|
|Ah~ Jokes! |
Beautiful composition, well executed, and genuine reactions from the crowd. A 5/5 if I've ever seen one!~❤
|is he a good dog|
|Did you hear about the fisherman who tried boxing?|
He did okay, but only threw hooks.
|Police arrested two kids yesterday... one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.|
They charged one - and let the other one off.
|what is a drag queen's favorite part about physics?|
|devin townsend told me this one:|
why did the semen cross the road?
i put the wrong socks on this morning
|get ur cum socks out of here|
|I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. |