Puzzles
08.14.13 | come at me, retards |
InFiction
08.14.13 | 5 = best album ever. |
MeatSalad
08.14.13 | Hat jar tar us rua tar har hyar har yar |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | Someone's mad |
Suddy911
08.14.13 | great description |
Kman418
08.14.13 | there's like 586829105 worse places on the internet m8 |
RogueNine
08.14.13 | Actually, it's not so far-fetched. |
Puzzles
08.14.13 | "there's like 586829105 worse places on the internet m8"
yes please name one |
Kman418
08.14.13 | /mu/ |
Gwyn.
08.14.13 | "there's like 586829105 worse places on the internet m8"
well doesn't mean sputnik doesn't suck dick cause it does i mean how does it not |
henryChinaski
08.14.13 | "douchebag holy war"
Nice. |
Gwyn.
08.14.13 | too lazy |
Puzzles
08.14.13 | oh no six i'm so embarrassed |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | "So I'm in Hell, eh?"
"Nah mate, this is Western Australia."
"Oh..." |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | Just graduated highschool, and I've got the world figured out now. List is digs. |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | I'd be vengeful as well if I was as stupid as you |
ILJ
08.14.13 | " yes please name one"
4chan, duh
i mean it's an entertaining place but man are the people on there fuckin' bonkers |
CameoLover
08.14.13 | sorry dev, but that should say "if I were as stupid as you"
i love you pls don't hurt me |
treeqt.
08.14.13 | there is more to 4chan than b and mu
|
CameoLover
08.14.13 | tree you are a part of the jpop threads on hr aren't you |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | 'sorry dev, but that should say "if I were as stupid as you"'
Awwwwwww sssshhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! |
Puzzles
08.14.13 | "I'd be vengeful as well if I was as stupid as you"
lol dev's on his high horse, that's cute |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | Giving an opinion is not tantamount to being self righteous, sorry
"sorry dev, but that should say "if I were as stupid as you"
i love you pls don't hurt me"
You're missing capitalisation and punctuation |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | Shizz is getting intense up in here. |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | I'm starting to sweat. Time to put some loose-fitting pants on |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i don't know if you're being sarcastic, but i completely agree. 90% of the comments here are either closed-minded and elitist, narcissistic, blatantly hateful, or generally pointless and stupid. even the website is coded badly and is left open to serious exploitation. i can't even properly delete my main account, nor do they allow accounts to be deleted, which is terrible since my username is perfectly tied to all of my personal information and i no longer wish to be associated with this website anymore. the most i'll do from now on is read the news and an occasional review; fuck socializing with these hateful people. |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | I really don't get why people would create a username that in anyway links back to them irl |
CameoLover
08.14.13 | thx 4 ur help dev! |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i really don't get why a website wouldn't let you backtrack your comments and delete them, or offer an option to delete your account.
probably because the database isn't set up for cascading deletes because this website sucks. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | deletemeplz
Joined 08-14-13
Umm, dafuq? |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | "probably because the database isn't set up for cascading deletes because this website sucks."
It's almost like it was created and maintained by one man who does it as a hobby for no profit |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | he must take no pride in his work, because it reeks of amateur programming, hobby or not. tell him i'll provide the sql queries at a conceptual level for a cascading delete if he'll delete my account because obviously he doesn't know how. thanks. |
Ire
08.14.13 | lol someone arguing with dev
welcome to sputnik |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i'll even do the deletion page free for him if he'll delete my account. dead serious. |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | Not deleting accounts isn't an indication that we can't, we just don't. In future, be a little more wary before posting anything potentially damaging to your future career/life etc
Oh, and thanks! |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | you mean to tell me it's a choice that you don't delete accounts? i highly doubt that. you "choose not to" because the website wouldn't properly handle deleted users' comments along with other issues that will crop up because of poor design. |
Puzzles
08.14.13 | deviant advising people of how to manage their life/career is like a tennis coach with parkinson's |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | "i highly doubt that. you "choose not to" because the website wouldn't properly handle deleted users' comments along with other issues that will crop up because of poor design."
Comments are deleted from this site on a daily basis, so I'm not sure what makes you think that that would cause an issue
"deviant advising people of how to manage their life/career is like a tennis coach with parkinson's"
How would someone with parkinson's disease not be able to still coach someone on how to hit a ball? They don't need to be holding the racket themselves genius. Seriously, your insults could do with a little padding man |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | yes, but you don't attempt to display comments with a non-existent member id, because if you would, the website would throw an exception and die or link to some weird default page when viewing a thread with these comments (as when attempting to view a list or review that doesn't exist). obviously this would happen if cascading deletes aren't set up, and i doubt they are. i don't even think you know what i'm talking about or anything technical about the website, so how can you possibly argue with me? the point is, tell the owner to fix this shit and delete my account. |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | "deviant advising people of how to manage their life/career is like a tennis coach with parkinson's"
Think you should've pondered philosophically on this insult for a while before posting. |
Deviant.
08.14.13 | No, actually I do know what I'm talking about, but work yourself up even more if that'll help. The angry pre-pubescent thing is always good for a laugh. You talk about retaining comments from an account that has been removed - we could do that, but what would be the point? We would only remove an account from the site due to some kind of overly aggressive behaviour, posting porn/general trolling etc. So the comments would go along with the account; or, when a user asks us to remove all traces of his profile because they're done with the site, new job is going to do an internet background check, so comments again would be deleted. In fact, there really isn't a valid reason to retain any information relating to a deleted profile at all, so why even bother setting up such a redundant function?
The point is, get your head out of your ass and simply leave the site. Or, go and find the owner and tell him yourself. I'm too busy trying to wipe my own ass to even think about wiping yours too |
Kman418
08.14.13 | SHOTS FIRED |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | you obviously don't understand me. there IS NO point to retain any information with a deleted account, and i'm not saying that there is. to summarize, i'm speculating that you don't delete accounts because the website is not set up for a cascading deletion when you delete a user. there is literally no reason for you to REFUSE account deletion otherwise. i would talk to the owner, but i can't seem find any information on who he is. if you provide me with an e-mail or a method to contact him, i'll be on my merry way. |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | you imply that you have, in the past, deleted accounts for "overly aggressive behaviour, posting porn/general trolling etc.". however, you deny requests for account deletion on the forum. not once have i seen a successful deletion, and obviously you wouldn't delete my main account if i were to request it because i'm "done with the site, new job is going to do an internet background check". does this mean i have to resort to "overly aggressive behaviour, posting porn/general trolling etc."? obviously your logic is fucked. |
Rowan5215
08.14.13 | "not once have i seen a successful deletion, and obviously you wouldn't delete my main account if i were to request it"
Lol people get banned for saying "ban me pls" around here man. |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | yes, but banning is not equivalent to having any trace of your account removed. to my knowledge, the only limitation is that you can't post while banned. if i'm wrong, someone correct me. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | "and obviously you wouldn't delete my main account if i were to request it"
So you created a second account to bitch about how no one will delete your first account? |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | yes. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.14.13 | you bunch of fucking mongs [2] |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | You remind me of:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=623862 |
Gwyn.
08.14.13 | "terrible since my username is perfectly tied to all of my personal information"
lol |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | yes, i realize that i'm not the only one who wants their account deleted. i've seen a ton of people requesting their accounts be deleted and turned down in a similar fashion, no matter their reasons or how "politely" they ask. |
Chrisjon89
08.14.13 | what is it you're trying to hide from your potential employers? if it's something so serious, wouldn't the comments have been deleted and your account banned already? |
Gwyn.
08.14.13 | Also how do you plan on posting reviews if you don't want to be assosiated with this place anymore |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i'm not trying to hide anything; i simply don't want to be associated with this website anymore, and the principle of not having an option to delete your account is fucking ludicrous. even sketchy websites have SOME way to opt-out, usually by emailing the administrator. this is just seriously not fair on principle alone. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | I don't understand how your username is tied to all your personal information though. I mean, are your ATM pin and bank account number in the username? |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | users from this website are harassing me. my username is tied to my facebook and other social networks. furthermore they searched mine and my girlfriend's names from our facebooks, found us in the whitepages, and are leaving death threats to our voicemails. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.14.13 | lol |
Kman418
08.14.13 | holy fuck this is amazing |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | Hmmmm. This sounds familiar... |
Kman418
08.14.13 | someone submit that last one to moaropeth jesus christ |
Rowan5215
08.14.13 | "users from this website are harassing me. my username is tied to my facebook and other social networks. furthermore they searched mine and my girlfriend's names from our facebooks, found us in the whitepages, and are leaving death threats to our voicemails."
Jesus dude you must have really pissed someone off did you 1 Jane Doe or something? |
Trebor.
08.14.13 | how puzzles is able to make such terrible lists with such efficiency and consistency is rather puzzling |
KILL
08.14.13 | i am upset |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | ho man this is golden |
Chrisjon89
08.14.13 | as long as you personally haven't done anything 'incriminating', they have no grounds to not offer you employment based on having an account here. the really offensive stuff gets cleared out fairly quickly. and the general douchebaggerry is found all over the internet, on websites with way heavier traffic than this one.
i don't disagree that there should be an option to delete an account. wouldn't stress it too much regarding the job though. |
JamieTwort
08.14.13 | Who the fuck is this guy? |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | I'm not gonna venture a guess for fear of outing him, but yeah, I have suspicions. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | Or sixdegrees can just go ahead and do it... |
JamieTwort
08.14.13 | Ah. |
Gwyn.
08.14.13 | so this is you then?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946310_150189638521554_1867395524_n.jpg |
BigPleb
08.14.13 | So much butthurt in this thread. |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i'm obviously not going to say who i am, nor was i expecting anyone to be sympathetic or share my plea for a deletion option... nor do i really care. all i care about is having my account deleted. |
CameoLover
08.14.13 | wtf |
SmersH
08.14.13 | lol derp.
wow, this thread... |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.14.13 | 2 and 5 are both 5s, 3 rules hard, this site is a straight 3.5/5 |
CameoLover
08.14.13 | figures you haven't heard 1 |
Cygnatti
08.14.13 | lol are you kidding me? you must have some real tunnel vision because there are unquestionably tons of places on the internet worse than here.
this is reminding me of all my classmates who kept on complaining how bad our school was when in reality, we have one of the better schools in the country (it definitely wasn't a very strict school either). also when I visited other schools, the kids felt the exact same way about their school. |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.14.13 | figures you haven't heard 1
Hehe true, I will someday though |
Evreaia
08.14.13 | sooooo much faggetry in here |
Ecksavie
08.14.13 | Pretty golden |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | shutup snox |
Kman418
08.14.13 | oh my fucking god is this really snoxall i will die |
JamieTwort
08.14.13 | "i can't even properly delete my main account, nor do they allow accounts to be deleted, which is terrible since my username is perfectly tied to all of my personal information and i no longer wish to be associated with this website anymore."
Couldn't you just ask the mods to change the name of your main account? |
Kman418
08.14.13 | no that's too much work |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | "users from this website are harassing me. my username is tied to my facebook and other social networks. furthermore they searched mine and my girlfriend's names from our facebooks, found us in the whitepages, and are leaving death threats to our voicemails."
only snox could be harassed this much. he loved facebooking dudes on here to jack off to |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | It's not the mods fault you're stupid enough to call every account you make on the internet MichaelfuckingSnoxall jesus christ |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | hahaaaaa the guy made his sn his actual full name!! who does that
im sure skele is spammin his life |
ILJ
08.14.13 | this is lol |
Kman418
08.14.13 | i'd be more worried about getting your 9gag account deleted first snox |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i'm fucking serious, this is affecting my personal life. i'm a fucking human being; i deserve to be treated with some decency and not ganged up on, made fun of, and bullied more than i already am. the fact that you're all making some joke out of this situation shows how mentally fucked you are. would you actually do this to me in real life? |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | id piss on you |
CameoLover
08.14.13 | sup andcas |
JamieTwort
08.14.13 | I was making a serious suggestion when I said why not just change the name of your main account. At least that would solve part of the problem. |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i've considered that, but it would be much easier to just delete it completely. my comments would still be linked to my account and people would still know it was me. perhaps if they can change my name, delete my comments, and permanently hide me from the website. seems like an awful lot of trouble vs. just deleting the account though. |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | you should prob just jump off a bridge |
JamieTwort
08.14.13 | "perhaps if they can change my name, delete my comments"
They could probably do that. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | Snox got 99 problems and Skele is all of them. Still, the damage is already done and Skele knows who you are right? What's deleting your Sput account gonna solve? |
Cygnatti
08.14.13 | They can do that. But they probably won't.
Seriously. A lot of this is your own fault. It's pretty easy to go this site for months without having anyone harass you or bother you. You were very likely targeted because of the way you acted, which is probably why you want your lists deleted so badly. |
Cygnatti
08.14.13 | *comments, I meant. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | Who even has the time to revisit old comments on Sput? |
ILJ
08.14.13 | cyg speaks the truth |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | my own fucking fault? you don't even know who i am, nor do you know my history on this website. |
Cygnatti
08.14.13 | Of course we don't know who you are. You made an alt just so you could hide that. |
Cygnatti
08.14.13 | Some users are on here for 3 or more years and no one ever bothers them, most people dont know they exist. And yet you expect me to believe that you were completely innocent and that users just demonized you for absolutely no reason? Not a chance. |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | how could you possibly assume this is MY fault based on YOUR experiences? |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | regardless of what you think of this situation, can you seriously tell me that you don't think there should be an account deletion option at all? can you honestly argue a reason why accounts should be stuck here? |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | It's prolly just skele anyway. Did the death threats happen to include the word kneecap? |
thumbcrusher
08.14.13 | oh my what's going on in here |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i would prefer not to discuss the content of the death threats. i only revealed that fact because i hoped that would be a good enough reason to get my account deleted and so that you could all understand why i need my account deleted, but obviously i assumed wrong, just as i assumed i could use the same username as my facebook and my girlfriend and i wouldn't get personal death threats from users on a music review website. it's all my fucking fault apparently. |
KILL
08.14.13 | lol |
Motiv3
08.14.13 | love u too bro |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | snox is that your girlfriend in the red dress.
i also like your cat |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | Come to think of it, deleting your account wouldn't solve your problem at all. That's how I know this is Snox, being dramatic for the sake of it. |
YankeeDudel
08.14.13 | only snox is conceited enough to think somebody would actually go out of their way to kill him. i mean fuckin lol man are you george zimmerman |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | BUT WHY NOT HAVE THE OPTION TO DELETE ACCOUNTS? i know you people don't give a fuck about my personal issue, but do you actually think no one should be able to delete their accounts from this website? |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | gais im getting DEATH THREATS. so stop being meen omg |
KILL
08.14.13 | this is the best website ever fuckin made |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | Folks should be allowed to have their accounts permanently deleted. I mean if that's what he wants, i don't see the point of keeping his account. |
ILJ
08.14.13 | lmao yankee |
frigyourgenre
08.14.13 | 2/5 troll list |
thumbcrusher
08.14.13 | if you're getting threats on facebook why don't you report it to facebook? |
ILJ
08.14.13 | BUT THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE |
TheAstralsage
08.14.13 | Well, there are some users which are a pain in the ass: Most of them as skele, vermicide, progmaster,
KILL and sonic are just nerds which have been constantly banned and they just antisocial douches. But
a lot of people here is ok, seen worse in other parts actually |
ILJ
08.14.13 | whoa leave kill out of that list.
|
Keyblade
08.14.13 | "if you're getting threats on facebook why don't you report it to facebook?"
And/or make it so your name can't be fucking searched on fb? There are measures you can take to prevent your problem from occurring again, and deleting your sput account isn't one of them. Deleting your account won't make the people who threaten you suddenly forget your name. |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | Ya man. KILL is a douche, but he's not psychotic. |
PunchforPunch
08.14.13 | nice chick you got there snoxie i wanna drown my face on her butt |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | Isn't that just Chelsea Wolfe? |
Evreaia
08.14.13 | I doubt this whiney bitch is snox though |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | The whining, the attention seeking + the fact that it's a person who used their real name as their nick and were a bad enough user to have people threatening them irl all point to only 1 person. |
Suddy911
08.14.13 | fuck kill and sonic youre right |
Keyblade
08.14.13 | only butthurt new users hate kill |
SitarHero
08.14.13 | How did Snox manage to piss off everyone though? |
Evreaia
08.14.13 | Kill rules and snox always wa snice to me.
|
PunchforPunch
08.14.13 | snox's cool but skele is way cooler |
DrMaximus
08.14.13 | "I came to a realisation about the apparent contradictions of the human psyche the other night - not a list of cynical observations, but more a dictation of our psychological tendencies as human beings. This is how I see things at this point in time, if you guys have any input I'd be interested to hear it."
Probably the most sophisticated post I've ever seen from Six.
|
Keyblade
08.14.13 | haha |
deletemeplz
08.14.13 | i'm only being "whiny" because you're refusing to acknowledge the need for account deletion for no fucking reason, but to troll or be a general asshole. it's really fucking frustrating (but really, what else should i have expected from this userbase?), so my apologies if i seem like a "whiny bitch" to you. i've already deleted my facebook. deleted, gone for good. and as i've said before, stop suggesting shit for me to do about my situation, the point is that accounts should be able to be deleted. even spam emails have to legally offer you a way to opt-out under the CAN-SPAM act. |
Drummerboy123
08.14.13 | Agreed with this list. Some real rejects of society here. |
Dunwich
08.14.13 | "What happens when you take all of the antisocial, angry, narcissistic, insidious assholes of society and put them in one place"
Australia is what happens |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | Hahaha good one Dunwich |
MeatSalad
08.14.13 | More like cocksall am I right |
ZippaThaRippa
08.14.13 | heheh, mongs. I chuckled |
porch
08.15.13 | "It's not the mods fault you're stupid enough to call every account you make on the internet MichaelfuckingSnoxall jesus christ"
just googled him, i like the yahoo answers account (michaelsnoxall) with the photo of himself (michael snoxall) and bio section containing links to his other online accounts (michaelsnoxall among others) |
Chortles
08.15.13 | great thread |
deletemeplz
08.15.13 | i'm not michael snoxall. it's not important who i am. that's not the point. |
SitarHero
08.15.13 | Look Snox or non-Snox, we agree with you that it sucks that you can't delete your account. But you also seem like you're being a drama queen about this. We're not doubting the validity of your claims about death threats, but the damage seems to be done and if you just lay low for a while people will forget about you and you can go on with your life. |
jdennis31
08.15.13 | Hahaha good one Dunwich [2] |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
I dedicate this to Snoxall
LEAVE SNOXALL ALONE HE'S A HUMAN BEING |
Cygnatti
08.15.13 | "if you just lay low for a while people will forget about you and you can go on with your life."
that's not an option clearly. |
Puzzles
08.15.13 | bunch of fucking clowns |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | You're a diagonal ass nigga. |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | puzzles is an awful user
not that no one knew that already |
PistolPete
08.15.13 | 2 and 5 are so fucking good, gonna tear up |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "How did Snox manage to piss off everyone though?"
is this a rhetorical question |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | and snox has the biggest stick up his ass he's probably sitting on top of the empire state building |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | Haha |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "fuck kill and sonic youre right"
post more pics of yourself sucking chicken thighs plz |
SitarHero
08.15.13 | "is this a rhetorical question"
No. I've personally never seem him be particularly douchey. |
Puzzles
08.15.13 | "Australia is what happens"
Lol you're british
Might as well just chuck in the towel |
RogueNine
08.15.13 | Sitar, how did you miss that? |
PunchforPunch
08.15.13 | www.snoxalls.com
The homepage of the Snoxall family |
deletemeplz
08.15.13 | "But you also seem like you're being a drama queen about this."
i really wasn't originally. i was asking the moderator to allow deleted accounts nicely, yet he disappeared rather than giving me the owner's name, email address, or any information on how to contact him. i became a "drama queen" because as soon as i stated my personal problem, i got made fun of and further harassed for no reason. can't you all just agree that there needs to be a way to delete accounts, so hopefully something can get done about it? if anyone has any information on a way to contact the admin, i'll leave you guys alone. i'm actually only posting here so that deviant can see the situation, not for trolling or drama or shit like that. |
CameoLover
08.15.13 | wow such a hard link to find
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/staff.php |
deletemeplz
08.15.13 | thank you; do you know of a direct way to contact him? |
demigod!
08.15.13 | lol @ that page: love seeing all the professional-looking full names alongside names such as spacetime galaxywag and Nuova Shenron da Time Vampire
so professional i love it |
PunchforPunch
08.15.13 | lmao |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "i really wasn't originally. i was asking the moderator to allow deleted accounts nicely, yet he disappeared rather than giving me the owner's name, email address, or any information on how to contact him. i became a "drama queen" because as soon as i stated my personal problem, i got made fun of and further harassed for no reason. can't you all just agree that there needs to be a way to delete accounts, so hopefully something can get done about it? if anyone has any information on a way to contact the admin, i'll leave you guys alone. i'm actually only posting here so that deviant can see the situation, not for trolling or drama or shit like that."
maybe you should've
I) thought this through beforehand or
II) (and i say this in the utmost of obviousness) not been such a pain in the ass on the site |
deletemeplz
08.15.13 | thought what through? should have, for what goal? what are you even talking about? |
Puzzles
08.15.13 | oh god just fucking shut it |
demigod!
08.15.13 | well for one thing you could've avoided hijacking puzzles' thread and just went right to the meds thread |
deletemeplz
08.15.13 | yeah you're right, this is pointless. if anyone knows how to privately contact the admin, shoutbox me. okay peace. |
SmersH
08.15.13 | christ, no wonder the guy's getting death threats... |
CameoLover
08.15.13 | dude just shoutbox mx wtf |
PunchforPunch
08.15.13 | makes you want to bash his head with a keyboard while typing Shut the fuck up |
demigod!
08.15.13 | this thread is amazing |
deletemeplz
08.15.13 | i'm only annoying because you're used to 4chan conversations. anyways, done, shoutboxed mx. thanks to the ~2-3 people who were helpful. |
Eons
08.15.13 | you guys know you love this place. its the only way you communicate with peoplezz |
demigod!
08.15.13 | it's obviously not skele, skele isn't nearly as proficient in grammar and punctuations
also haven't seen a single m/, chode, neck, or bvb reference |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.15.13 | It's Snoxall.
Still wondering who would send death threats though. |
SubtleBody
08.15.13 | Hint: that guy isn't me (Snoxall) and I've had no death threats. I found out about this thread because andcas linked me on Facebook. It's been fucking hilarious watching this guy troll you all though! |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.15.13 | The Plot Thickens |
demigod!
08.15.13 | lol buttery
this is quite the noggin scratcher |
SubtleBody
08.15.13 | The only other user I know with his full name as a username is LloydNewgreen but I don't think he's had any trouble either! This guy's probably just fuckin' with y'all. |
Puzzles
08.15.13 | this list makes me sick
what have i done |
Gwyn.
08.15.13 | You made it |
CameoLover
08.15.13 | yea it's not me i love everybody |
PunchforPunch
08.15.13 | lol @ SubtleBody. well played snoxall. |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "The only other user I know with his full name as a username is LloydNewgreen but I don't think he's had any trouble either! This guy's probably just fuckin' with y'all."
you're still the worst so oops |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | the fact that everyone thought it was you from the start speaks volumes |
amemento
08.15.13 | people like to say sputnik is a horrible place you come here and us angry teenage metalheads m/m/m/m/ will deal with you but the reality sputnik is nothing compared to /mu/ |
Keyblade
08.15.13 | "The only other user I know with his full name as a username is LloydNewgreen but I don't think he's had any trouble either! This guy's probably just fuckin' with y'all."
Well played...yeah, no. |
amemento
08.15.13 | /mu/ isnt a bad place sure but the community is so much worse than here |
Deviant.
08.15.13 | This thread still going huh?
"Lol you're british
Might as well just chuck in the towel"
You don't know your country's history very well then, do you? |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.15.13 | lol Dev |
Puzzles
08.15.13 | hey dev, fuck your mother |
Deviant.
08.15.13 | Why would I want to do that when I can fuck you instead? |
Deviant.
08.15.13 | And you know Australia was settled by the British, right? |
thumbcrusher
08.15.13 | this is getting saucy |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | what happens when deviant fucks you
well in puzzles case, he probably dies |
Keyblade
08.15.13 | Puzzles just killed himself after finding out that Australia was a penal colony of the British |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.15.13 | Kafka |
Puzzles
08.15.13 | yo dev, were your parents related before they were married? |
thumbcrusher
08.15.13 | puzzles is angry |
DamnVanne
08.15.13 | ily2nurd |
SitarHero
08.15.13 | Heh, "penal"
Also, WTF Puzzles, you deleted some quality thread-age. |
Puzzles
08.16.13 | huh? no I didn't |
Deviant.
08.16.13 | "yo dev, were your parents related before they were married?"
No
Any other blindingly original questions you wanna fire my way? |
Keyblade
08.16.13 | Yes I came to a realisation about the apparent contradictions of the human psyche the other night - not a list of cynical observations, but more a dictation of our psychological tendencies as human beings. This is how I see things at this point in time, if you have any input can I hear it? |
Keyblade
08.16.13 | Snox happened |
PunchforPunch
08.16.13 | hahaha |
MoosechriS
08.16.13 | No one is allowed to leave this place. We're all trapped in this eternal damnation that is Sputnik.
Actually there are only two ways out of Sputnik Music, the first is Death!!!! the second is mental institution. |
Pennywise_M
08.16.13 | Don't forget the 3rd reason: being skele |
Wolfhorde
08.16.13 | This thread is pubescent teenager in a bottle. |
porch
08.16.13 | "i'm not michael snoxall"
- michael snoxall, 2013 |
Keyblade
08.16.13 | Love how he decided to show up right after the alt left like "whoa what is this, that's not me LOL". Not the first time he took everyone for massive fools. Remember when he was trying to pretend like he was on hiatus "hey gaiz I'm back, it's been a WHOLE MONTH..miss me? me? alt? hahahaha NO. SubtleBody, who the heck is that" |
Keyblade
08.16.13 | lol |
Gwyn.
08.16.13 | hahahaha you actually believe that do you |
Keyblade
08.16.13 | lmao |
Deviant.
08.17.13 | I think they just did, like 2 comments above yours... |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | wow deviant, great moderation. i gave a solid reason as to why my main account should be deleted. did you even take that into consideration, or even read what was said before you conveniently came back after i seemed gone. i'm still checking this account periodically hoping for a shoutbox from mx, you, or some other moderator, but no, because who gives a fuck about professionalism on what is basically a troll/hate website anyway? |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | ^
i'm obviously not going to just give up and/or forget about it, so yeah. |
Cygnatti
08.20.13 | http://www.fishbowlsolutions.com/fishbowl/groups/public/documents/web_content/022675.gif |
Keyblade
08.20.13 | Ugh, you should've been swallowed |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | you're the ones who were stupid enough to comment on this after reading how 'annoying' and 'whiny' i am. now you have to deal with updates. |
Cipieron
08.20.13 | you sure like the word 'mong'
i'm sure one of your friends said it and now you think it's cool to use it here |
porch
08.20.13 | puzzles is one of the worst users ever
deletemeplz while you're waiting to be deleted why don't you take the time to kick back and rate some albums. perhaps you could share some of your musical selections via the list feature |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | nah, i don't want to use this site anymore, plain and simple.
and i apologize for being extra annoying+whiny a few days ago, and i admit i was. that was due pretty much solely to nicotine withdrawal. it was obviously pretty entertaining to everyone though, so cherish it.
but god dammit, how come there have only been a few of you who agree that there should be an option? what about when/if you want to leave permanently? |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | not anyone you or anyone else who posted knows so it's completely irrelevant, and i'm not trolling. |
ShadowRemains
08.20.13 | you are awful |
porch
08.20.13 | that's a shame man, guess you're doomed to forever checking this account periodically |
jdennis31
08.20.13 | "what about when/if you want to leave permanently?" clear cache + cookies and never type www.sputnikmusic.com into your browser. |
Cygnatti
08.20.13 | But Dennis, that would be making sense. Obviously out of the question. |
porch
08.20.13 | or give your password to academy
sputnik version of sky burial |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | sure, but that doesn't actually remove anything you may want to. you can't even delete your own comments. don't you see something wrong with everything you do on here becoming the property of the admin? |
Cygnatti
08.20.13 | property of the admin? it's completely on you as to what you posted here so if you weren't being a dumbass then you should have nothing to worry about. |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | and since deviant said moderators CAN delete accounts, but just don't, why the hell not? my reason for account deletion is no doubt a solid reason, and no one in charge will even personally contact me. |
deletemeplz
08.20.13 | okay, so are you happy as to not giving the option to delete things that you've posted to those who may or may not need it? the feature won't matter to you obviously, as you're so perfect and careful, but you'd like to deny it to everyone else? come on now. |
Cygnatti
08.20.13 | ever heard of the infamous andcas edit? it's pretty easy to do. unless you messed up hundreds of times over then again, it's on you what you posted here. not anyone elses. |
DrMaximus
08.21.13 | Who is deletemeplz? |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | by that logic, why even provide the option to edit? shouldn't the user get it right the first time they post? also, from what i've seen, if you want to edit a comment, you can't even backtrack to it if it hasn't recently been posted in. you have to do some serious digging, if you can even remember where it was posted. you can't be so opposed to having a deletion option that you want to deny it to everyone. it doesn't matter if you'll never use it, the least you could do is say that you'll never use it, but may as well have one for those who might. |
Cygnatti
08.21.13 | I'm saying that editing a comment is pretty much = to deleting it. just put a bunch of spaces in so you don't say anything after all. who cares if they see your name there, people really won't give a fuck.
also ❤ u you, andcas |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | well, having an account deletion option would take care of doing that at all, and you never have to use it if you don't want to. don't oppose it, because you won't use it; there are some who would, and obviously the functionality is already there for moderators, so no real extra work. |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | "i can, i just don't" is something a 10 year old would brag to his friends about jumping over something taller than him for example. lamest excuse ever. |
PunchforPunch
08.21.13 | give it up snox |
crowing51
08.21.13 | I just read this whole thread, no regrets[2] |
The777thVermicide
08.21.13 | pussies |
The777thVermicide
08.21.13 | Lol, only swagfags, butthurt hipsters, scenefags and scum like that consider me a bad user or a bad
person. |
Puzzles
08.21.13 | "puzzles is one of the worst users ever"
my fantasy has come to fruition, who are the others? |
ChopSuey
08.21.13 | haha list is true. Most people here of social losers with no life!!! |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | Translation: People diss music I like!!! |
Deviant.
08.21.13 | "or even read what was said before you conveniently came back after i seemed gone. "
Yes, sleep and work is convenient
"i'm still checking this account periodically hoping for a shoutbox from mx, you, or some other moderator, but no, because who gives a fuck about professionalism on what is basically a troll/hate website anyway?"
A) You haven't exactly made a formal request. You created a username that you hoped would bring you attention, and you posted in a list. I happened to see it - what if I hadn't? Would you have sat here complaining like a whiny little bitch hoping for change. Your antics are a storm in a teacup
B) From the looks of things, you've created this account solely to be a dick and accuse the owner of this site of some kind of intellectual redundancy, by pointing out perceived flaws, such as the lack of self-moderation (because giving a userbase that you yourself have slagged off IN THIS VERY THREAD the power to self-moderate is a fucking genius concept you twit) without actually grasping the very real idea that the owner of this site does this as a hobby at his own cost and time. Maybe this site isn't as up to scratch as it could be, but guess what? We all know that! But we also respect the fact that someone has, at great cost to himself, created this place for us all to hang out (and y'know, occasionally write reviews). Strutting around and spouting out shit like "I can do this, it's child's play" makes me, and every one else here, not give a flying fuck about your predicament because you were too stupid to not mask your real life identity from your online one. New job doing an internet search on you? Pissed off some forum dwellers so now they seek you out on FB? Tough shit. Deal with it. Fuck off
|
PunchforPunch
08.21.13 | so this guy is snox right dev? right?! plz tell me!!! |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | What Dev said so hard. But expect some more vagina leakage now |
Dunpeal
08.21.13 | something doesn't add up here though
this guy claims to be some genius coder and yet it's as if he just found out yesterday how the internet works
fucking lol |
anarchistfish
08.21.13 | I just read the whole thread, no regrets. [3] |
anarchistfish
08.21.13 | holy shit did prospective employers search him online and find all this
fucking lol |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | Nobody wants to employ him, nor does he have a girlfriend. This is all just elaborate attention seeking |
Puzzles
08.21.13 | wow dev when you lick the head honcho's balls that hard, it's no wonder you're a mod! |
crowing51
08.21.13 | this guy claims to be some genius coder and yet it's as if he just found out yesterday how the internet works
fucking lol [2] |
Gwyn.
08.21.13 | "wow dev when you lick the head honcho's balls that hard, it's no wonder you're a mod!"
lol you're a fucking idiot |
Cygnatti
08.21.13 | 3 of the worst users in one thread. Impressive. |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | first off, i wouldn't have posted on this list had you not posted on it. i didn't make a formal request in the moderator section because i've seen you close threads asking for account deletion, so what's the point? i didn't make this new account to be a dick or for attention (besides wanting attention from a moderator obviously); i didn't want to post with my main account. i can understand why you'd think i was being a dick and i know i was whiny, and i apologize for that - i was having nicotine withdrawals and getting constantly attacked for no reason by you and everyone else set me off. furthermore, i realize that i'm mostly an unlikable person, but i don't care, i'm still not going to sugarcoat it or suck up to you or anyone else; i hate this community and i no longer want to be associated with it. so yes, maybe i went and still am going about it the wrong way, but my purpose was not to troll and what i'm asking is a legitimate concern for people on this website (judging from requests from the moderator section).
and, genius coder? i never claimed to be. it's simple php scripting and database management people, plus the functionality is already implemented for moderators so it's not like it would take the "one guy who does it for a hobby" much time at all to implement for everyone. the internet also isn't generally made up of people spewing blind hatred because they think they're anonymous, besides places like 4chan and here. if that's what you think "the internet" is, then it shows where you like to go. |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | Who the fuck is gonna read that |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | i don't know; people seemed to read deviant's response, and it was surely longer than mine. don't lie, you know you read it.
i apparently can't edit a comment and keep line breaks no matter what i try, so yeah. |
apert
08.21.13 | dam what happened here? |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | It's not about the length, ever heard of punctuation nigga? Goddamn |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | yes i have, considering i used it. it's all about the length. |
Puzzles
08.21.13 | "3 of the worst users in one thread. Impressive."
yeah - you, deletemeplz and deviant |
Puzzles
08.21.13 | yes i have, considering i used it. it's all about the length.
that doesn't make any sense. Have you ever considered shutting your dumb fucking mouth? |
Buzzkillr
08.21.13 | oh man, this is some rusty shit |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | have you ever considered suicide? |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | Why haven't you offed yourself yet Snox |
BigPleb
08.21.13 | 301st :D |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | i'm not snox. i've already told you no one knows me. i wasn't a popular user. it's amazing that no one believes me, because that's the truth. |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | no shit you're not a popular user |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | dude you ride the mods' dicks pretty hard don't you? i don't understand why you bitch that i'm annoying and to fuck off, yet keep posting some dumb irrelevant sarcastic shit every time i say something. |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | Yeah because thinking you're a piece of shit = riding the mods' dick, good one man. Good luck on getting your account deleted. Bleeding profusely from your vagina is obviously the way to go about it. |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | And why exactly do you think I'm a piece of shit? This doesn't even involve you; you chose to be involved. Do you agree that mods shouldn't ever delete accounts? Probably not, because why would you? you're just taking his side because you're a sheep and he's in a position of "power" and powerful men get you off, huh? |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | Taking sides? If I had the choice I'd delete every trace of your pathetic existence from this site so your assumptions are lol |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | Damn. I wish you were a moderator then. |
Dunpeal
08.21.13 | "the internet also isn't generally made up of people spewing blind hatred because they think they're anonymous"
that's exactly what it is, without any sort of moderating. Why do you think ESPN.com recently made it so that you need a facebook account to make a comment on their website? The comment sections went from like 5000+ to like 500
fucking lol [3] this has to be a troll. nobody can be this stupid and whiny for real, right, right?
|
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | Wrong. |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | Actually that was badly worded, I meant that's what you do here because you're under the impression that you're anonymous. Anyway that's irrelevant. |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | It's amazing that I'll have more comments than my main account whining about the moderators not deleting my account. |
chemicalmarriage
08.21.13 | this thread should be required reading for all new users |
Dunpeal
08.21.13 | amazing!!!! be proud |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | I just want my fucking account deleted. If you all hate me and want me gone, tell the
mods to delete this and my main account, and I'll go and never come back, I swear it. |
JamieTwort
08.21.13 | Would a comment wipe and name change not be sufficient? Because I think that's something that the mods would be able to do and judging by the reasons you stated for wanting your account deleted would solve most of your problems. Except Sput users knowing you're real identity which can't really be undone now. |
deletemeplz
08.21.13 | Yes, that'd be fine. |
Buzzkillr
08.21.13 | *your
jesus christ |
JamieTwort
08.21.13 | Holy shit a typo, I must be a retard!!! |
Buzzkillr
08.21.13 | yes |
PunchforPunch
08.21.13 | hey snox, tell your sister i said hi. |
somnolence
08.22.13 | just noticed 'Nicotine withdrawal'
weren't you against the tobacco smoking last year or something
flirt i sincerely hope you choke |
FearThyEvil
08.22.13 | I think someone's still butthurt over Karnivool. |
anarchistfish
08.22.13 | "first off"
no |
jdennis31
08.22.13 | Did you know that nicotine is a cognitive enhancer? #nowyouknow |
Puzzles
08.22.13 | "And why exactly do you think I'm a piece of shit? This doesn't even involve you; you chose to be involved."
He chose to be involved because you're a piece of filth that should be wiped off the face of the earth |
ZippaThaRippa
08.22.13 | Shots fired |
PuddlesPuddles
08.22.13 | 1 is the best jahhhhhyahyah |
ZippaThaRippa
08.22.13 | 3.0 at best |
jdennis31
08.22.13 | "sure, but that doesn't actually remove anything you may want to. you can't even delete your own comments. don't you see something wrong with everything you do on here becoming the property of the admin?" Like the old adage goes "anything you put on the internet is forever". If you haven't heard that before, then I dunno man. |
Deviant.
08.22.13 | "wow dev when you lick the head honcho's balls that hard, it's no wonder you're a mod!"
"He chose to be involved because you're a piece of filth that should be wiped off the face of the earth"
Hey Puzzles - take a break for awhile |
BigPleb
08.22.13 | God this list is horrible. |
toxin.
08.22.13 | wow i missed a real shitstorm too bad |
Evreaia
08.22.13 | This is now officially the most butthurt thread on the interwebzz |
SitarHero
08.22.13 | "i wasn't a popular user. it's amazing that no one believes me, because that's the truth."
By popular do you mean 'well-liked' or 'well-known'?
If you meant 'well-liked' then, no shit Sherlock! You've pretty much managed to unite Sputnik's entire userbase and rallied them against you. That's something that even Jane Doe hasn't been able to do.
If you meant 'well-known' then what the hell is all this ruckus about? The whole reason for you wanting to delete your account was so that people who don't know you wouldn't get to know you, right? So if no one knows you, mission fucking accomplished. Quit whining about coding, turn off your computer and go life your life. |
Evreaia
08.22.13 | Sitar bring the trvth |
deletemeplz
08.22.13 | yeah okay. thanks guys. |
Relinquished
08.22.13 | dumbass |
MO
08.22.13 | one of the worst threads ever |
MosesMalone
08.22.13 | The oddest threads have hundreds of comments. |
MO
08.22.13 | "But we also respect the fact that someone has, at great cost to himself, created this place for us all to hang out (and y'know, occasionally write reviews). Strutting around and spouting out shit like "I can do this, it's child's play" makes me, and every one else here, not give a flying fuck about your predicament because you were too stupid to not mask your real life identity from your online one. New job doing an internet search on you? Pissed off some forum dwellers so now they seek you out on FB? Tough shit. Deal with it. Fuck off"
good fucking lord my love for deviant has reached new bounds |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | The key to a 100 plus list is bashing something. Sputnik, metal elitists, Skele, etc. |
ffs
08.22.13 | agree w/ op |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Deviant became my new hero on this website. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | To bad this isn't 4chan. I can't accuse op is being a homosexual just because his views don't line up with mine. Everything he
said was the truth. |
alachlahol
08.22.13 | does this puzzles guy go to any other websites?? if you think this place is where all the internets narcissistic dbags come then youre sorely mistaken...... this is where 14 year olds come to argue over which band is better,, btbam or periphery |
Keyblade
08.22.13 | alach have you read the thread dawg |
MosesMalone
08.22.13 | Come for the music reviews, stay for the angry insidious narcissistic lists. |
alachlahol
08.22.13 | read the first 10 posts,, not readin the whole thing if its 350 comments of deviant and
skeletor/snoxall talkin about dumb shit |
KILL
08.22.13 | its actually neither alach, norma jean has taken the cake |
alachlahol
08.22.13 | norma jean vs thrice - who will survive?? |
SweetCloset
08.22.13 | Bookmarked thread will bump in a few years |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | I have this and metal elitism bookmarked. Do lists ever get deleted by the website. Is there a certain inactive time limit? |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | I know users can delete obviously. |
alachlahol
08.22.13 | please stop posting |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Why? I'm so close to winning worse new user of the month. |
alachlahol
08.22.13 | well ill tell ya you definitely win one of these:
1. worse user of the month
or
2. worst user of the month |
Keyblade
08.22.13 | seriously |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Spelling mistake on purpose. Just because it helps my chances of being the worst. |
SitarHero
08.22.13 | Sorry Ferinus, I think DecayingMajesty has got it locked up. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Dam... I tried so hard too. I even got a rating wipe for good measure. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Time to wipe account and start over. |
SitarHero
08.22.13 | Lol, have you forgotten what this thread is about? You're stuck with this account. FOREVERRRRRR! |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Oh yeah... |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Oh yeah... |
Keyblade
04.05.16 | oh snap I forgot about this thread lmao |
AwesomeFunGhostAmigo
04.05.16 | agreed |
lyzakthellama
04.05.16 | SweetCloset foretold this |
anarchistfish
04.05.16 | wow |
anarchistfish
04.05.16 | don't remember this list at all |
CalculatingInfinity
04.05.16 | "users from this website are harassing me. my username is tied to my facebook and other social networks. furthermore they searched mine and my girlfriend's names from our facebooks, found us in the whitepages, and are leaving death threats to our voicemails."
"Jesus dude you must have really pissed someone off did you 1 Jane Doe or something?"
I've never laughed so hard at a thread on Sput my God. |
Mentasm
06.19.18 | "It's not the mods fault you're stupid enough to call every account you make on the internet MichaelfuckingSnoxall jesus christ"
bwahahaha |
sixdegrees
06.19.18 | its high time for a puzzles comeback |
Mentasm
06.19.18 | "wow dev when you lick the head honcho's balls that hard, it's no wonder you're a mod!"
shit's gold tbh |
sixdegrees
01.25.20 | you get what you fucking deserve |
