Parallels
04.21.10 | enjoy your new ratings |
tiesthatbind
04.21.10 | Hopefully this doesn't get deleted, this is a very original list, well done bro.
And I guess I'm #3. |
Parallels
04.21.10 | thanks I spent a fair portion of my life on it |
sniper
04.21.10 | I think I'm 4 even though my rank is 1111. Close enough though. |
TheSpirit
04.21.10 | yess, in category 1 |
liledman
04.21.10 | geez im way out in #5 with 2010...
guess i better insult you now or something for this list being gay n stuff yeah?
but seriously this is actually an interesting idea. |
Dryden
04.21.10 | wow |
rasputin
04.21.10 | 4th position this means i'm far superior to everyone in anything ever |
Parallels
04.21.10 | pretty much. youre a top dawg. |
btors
04.21.10 | I guess I've always been a bit of a loner... but atleast I'm content with being out here, in #6 |
greg84
04.21.10 | A bit of overgeneralization here and there, but this is definitely a good idea. |
lobby
04.21.10 | lobby is a modest lobbyist |
Waior
04.21.10 | never understood how site rank work but i assume it's some simple algorithm
who knows by chance? quien sabe? |
greg84
04.21.10 | I guess the number of reviews and approval count. |
Jim
04.21.10 | site rank is just based off how many reviews you've written and your approval rating.
it's an old feature that needs updating tbh |
lobby
04.21.10 | throw album ratings in there as well. people should be acknowledged for rating a lot of albums. |
qwe3
04.21.10 | 700s after 4 reviews how does that work |
qwe3
04.21.10 | and yeah i don't fit 4 at all |
Greggers
04.21.10 | I'm in the 2's but I don't fit the description at all |
Sowing
04.21.10 | sweet the rankings stayed the same forever. now i feel special.
description sounds right too, people been neg'n my reviews for the lolz lately. nice list! |
rasputin
04.21.10 | or maybe your reviews aren't very good did that even cross your mind |
qwe3
04.21.10 | his reviews are awesome did you even |
Sowing
04.21.10 | me write bad reviews? you're joshing me rasputin! |
ReturnToRock
04.21.10 | Whoa, I'm 5!?!?!
AT LAST....GODLIKE POWER!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Seriously though, based on description I should be in the 101 - 250 bracket. A lot of troll negs on my reviews, and I get a lot of "w00t u hav Trivium at a 4 and Slayer at a 3, u suck" bullshit. |
Powerban
04.21.10 | You must of been bored to make this list. js
Good job. |
TheyTookOurJobs
04.21.10 | yay number 6.
im actually on this site a lot though to be honest. |
ReturnToRock
04.21.10 | I meant I'm at number 5 in overall ranking, which puts me way up at 1.
Next stop...Contributor. Then...the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Meatplow
04.21.10 | i'm like 25 or something |
Gee
04.21.10 | old account is aroun 1500, but now I have no rank at all. its all good. i dont actively contribute to this site really, mainy just use it to read reviews etc. |
Powerban
04.21.10 | I find it strange. I don't know how often they update but I was 1700 something last week and all of a sudden I'm in the 500's.
The system is flawed overall I guess. |
Douglas
04.21.10 | Looks like I am a god of the site, thought as much haaa |
tombits
04.21.10 | I'm #3, and it sounds about right. Fun list. |
ThePalaceOfWisdom
04.21.10 | 122, so the second category. You should add a part to that, that goes something like 09'ers will have an uncontrollable urge to get gay in your reviews. |
MoosechriS
04.21.10 | cool list actually only just realised i now have a ranking. WOOHOO!!!! To be fair i pretty much mooch around the site checking out new bands and reading peoples reviews. So i fall into 5 pretty well. But i shall never become a troll never i tell you!!!! Grab your torch and pitchforks. Wibble Wibble :) |
Boognish3
04.21.10 | this is stupid |
Comatorium.
04.21.10 | How am i 140? Thats too good for me. |
Brylawski
04.21.10 | this is just sweeping, unfounded generalizations |
ElutheriusAveilien
04.21.10 | I could write reviews, I just don't have much to say. |
Mctasty
04.21.10 | that's the spirit |
feav233
04.21.10 | The most probable situation is that I will never have a ranking |
Ire
04.21.10 | I'm at 4 |
DoubtGin
04.21.10 | 6 for me (no rating) |
iswimfast
04.21.10 | Where do y'all find your ratings? I know I won't have one, just want to see others : ) |
Crysis
04.21.10 | Rank number 10 ftmfw |
BigHans
04.21.10 | Im in the top 100 and I hardly consider myself a God on the site. I would reserve that for top 25, maybe top 50. |
Inveigh
04.21.10 | "You will stick to your favorite ?cool? band in a poor attempt to sway the population to love them like you do, and you will defend them any way you can, writing reviews on the albums you think the others should love as much as you do"
lol, that's totally me. And I'm 541, so it fits. |
KritikalMotion
04.21.10 | never writing a review |
SCREAM!
04.21.10 | Just checked mine and was shocked to see im at 97. Not bad, not bad |
Thor
04.21.10 | hail thor |
Hawks
04.21.10 | 182 for me. Definitely good enough. |
PanasonicYouth
04.21.10 | motherfucking outcasts ftw fuck you popular niggaz |
TheStarclassicTreatment
04.21.10 | hey wait i don't fit that descrip-OMGZ METALLICA R TEH SHIT! |
Tits McGee
04.21.10 | I was under the impression that site rank is broken. Plus, staff aren't averaged in. |
MUNGOLOID
04.21.10 | i'm around 4 but the what you described relates to almost NOTHING to me. |
AnotherBrick
04.21.10 | no rating ftw! |
jesusjuice1179
04.21.10 | i dont really like any of the bands listed for 4... |
Fugue
04.21.10 | "You have a certain persuasion among the crowd as a respected member"
Haha I have to be the exception that proves the rule there. |
willfellmarsy
04.21.10 | 2 metalheads in this thread that have very high ranks are not good writers...both top 25, both unsurprisingly are contributors tho they've been here 4ever... |
Phantom
04.21.10 | #2 FUCK YEAH
gonna be #1 soon |
scotish
04.21.10 | I thought site rank was redundant nowadays? |
Inveigh
04.21.10 | well, we all know in reality mynameischan owns rankings 1-250 |
Inveigh
04.21.10 | and the rest are killer9 alts |
Phantom
04.21.10 | yeah site rank is pretty much redundant |
mmfarva
04.21.10 | I'm almost to 4... so close... |
Parallels
04.21.10 | i like site rank. makes me feel special. |
Masochist
04.21.10 | I'm #795. At one point, I was #677, but I haven't written a review in damn near a year, so yeah.
Also, LOL at people taking this seriously. And I don't mean that as if you wrote it as a joke, I mean it in that people seem to be getting offended by the descriptions. |
Parallels
04.21.10 | yeah i didnt just pull this out of my butt, this has a lot of truth |
Sowing
04.21.10 | srsly this list is life or death |
atrink
04.21.10 | I'm 227 but I'm definatly not treasured. Nobody hangs on my every review lol |
Parallels
04.22.10 | life or death in sputnik society? |
zarquan99
06.09.10 | hey! whose number 1 in the whole site? aren't they the god of all Sputnik? rasputin's 3... whos 2 and 1? |
Foxhound
06.09.10 | I'm 200 :O |
Counterfeit
06.09.10 | dethtrasher is 1 |
robertsona
06.09.10 | rank 77 niggas |
Tulannical
06.09.10 | no rating hehe |
FadeToBlack
06.09.10 | so is Dethtrasher like the sputnik king then? |
PuddlesPuddles
06.09.10 | Isn't Balls 2?
oe 3 or something like that |
Counterfeit
06.09.10 | If you jizz all over thrash and death metuhlz, then yes. I'm assuming. |
Parallels
09.02.11 | oh hey, im somebody now. Anyone else get new site ranks?
old 248, new 113 |
toxin.
09.02.11 | I thought the descriptions were kind of pathetic. Who cares about site rank? But mine's 2505 or something. Obviously I'm jealous |
toxin.
09.02.11 | Also, teenage girls aren't subconscious; they're self-conscious lol. |
Parallels
09.02.11 | yeah i made this list back when people cared and i had a head-injury. |
toxin.
09.02.11 | oh fuck I need to kill myself. How do I manage to not notice things like the date? my bad, good sir. |
Parallels
09.02.11 | oh i can tell you are fucking jealous hombre :) |
crazyblinddude
09.02.11 | no rank ftw man |
toxin.
09.02.11 | Oh, I'm at 683. time to cut |
coneren
09.02.11 | no rank for crazy penis |
Parallels
09.02.11 | the funny thing about this list is it was so true at the time. so many new users were instantly 5'ing everything chan liked |
toxin.
09.02.11 | @Sonic, yeah I never used the site at the time you made this (or rarely), so I wouldn't know. This just seems overly dramatic, but who am I to judge?
But yeah, that sounds about right. Even now people are all over his dick. It's a little pathetic lol. |
Parallels
09.02.11 | if you were here to witness the daily events of intothepit83 back then, this list would not seem weird at all by comparison hahah. |
crazyblinddude
09.02.11 | I remember when you originally made this list. It brought the lulz.
But yeah youre right.
Even later in the year like friggin Sufjan Stevens man |
toxin.
09.02.11 | @Sonic, is that the same "Pit" as in "FrankRedHot," out of curiosity? |
Parallels
09.02.11 | Yes same guy. and yeah that sufjan thing was nuts.
Chan is like 80 or 90 something. rank, not age mind you. lol |
Parallels
09.02.11 | sowing spits out a review like every week |
toxin.
09.02.11 | That's weird. He seems like a pretty cool and well-liked guy on Sputnik now, but I guess that's why
people used to hate him? |
Parallels
09.02.11 | first drafts of my reviews look like documentaries |
Scoot
09.02.11 | lol dethtrasher |
tiesthatbind
09.03.11 | Oh hey I'm getting close to the #1 category now. Maybe this will be the incentive I need to review again. |
Relinquished
09.03.11 | the fuck is this |
toxin.
09.03.11 | Is site rank determined by # of pos's or something? |
MO
09.03.11 | Lol I have a rank, wtf. |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.27.15 | Lol I am so 4 |