Parallels
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list of dirty words

i do not wish to see these words. i do not care if they are blurred, i do not like my emotions stirred by reading reviews that are absurd.
1Black Flag
Jealous Again


trousers - who invented this word, please inform me so that i might travel back in time to "prevent" it from occuring.
2Basil Poledouris
Conan The Barbarian


injects - usually immediately followed by the word "flavor"
3Nina Simone
Anthology


color (colour is acceptable of course)
4The Presidents of the United States of America
The Presidents of the United States of America


phlegm - can you hear it? can you spell it?
5Django Reinhardt
Djangologie


renal - we know its about kidneys, but it just sounds way worse
6Beach House
Teen Dream


tender
7The Killers
Sawdust


crust
8The Outfield
Play Deep


flaps
9Primus
Sailing the Seas of Cheese


ululate - this is even more difficult to read than to say
10Deftones
Ohms


smear
11Rod Stewart
Every Picture Tells A Story


doily
12Stray Cats
Built For Speed


isthmus
13Depeche Mode
Violator


yolk
14Believer
Sanity Obscure


jowls
15Dropkick Murphys
Blackout


bougie - be honest, you probably would have typed boojie and hoped for your phone to autocorrect it.
16Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes


doppelganger - would be a good name for a beer tho
17Bob Dylan
Bringing It All Back Home


gangly - would not be a good name for a beer
18New Order
Power, Corruption and Lies


reiterate - so youre re-re-explaining? if not then don't say it
19Killing Joke
Night Time


brung - please dont. just dont. i dont care if you drive a ford pickup and exclusively wear flannel
20The Alan Parsons Project
Turn of a Friendly Card


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