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Possibilities to be Banned in Percentages

Last edited by 「Parallels」; May 19 @ 1:39pm
1Toro Y Moi
Samantha

You have a 1-5% to chance get banned if you:

are an anti-semitist
make use of Discord
hate anime
wish to get banned
are Asian
are African
are Oceanian
are European
are American
have less than 5 news articles
2Beach House
Bloom

You have a 5-10% chance to get banned if you:

think feces are funny
are a normie
are circumsized
make use of derp
put artichokes on pizza
speak another language than English and attempt to argue with someone
think that making a spin-off of someone's list is funny
3Radiohead
A Moon Shaped Pool

You have a 10-20% chance to get banned if you:

play a Call of Duty game
drop out of school
smoke
use heart emoticons
abuse the word literally
get Deviant's attention
browse 9gag
browse Reddit
browse 4chan
browse 8chan
browse Facebook
browse ifunny
browse hiddenlol
ask to be staff
play Minesweeper
4Yoko Kanno
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex OST Vol 2

You have a 20-40% chance to get banned if you:

are lazy
ask in the mods thread to have your review "featured"
write jk after shitposting
play Hotline Miami
say "no homo"
spam review threads
like pranking
like indie folk with falsetto male vocals
make use of "shrugface"
make use of TeamSpeak
make use of Mumble
ask someone what they had for dinner
have an objectivity of >90%
brag
5Perfume
Triangle

You have a 50% chance to get banned if you:

play Dota 2
use Tumblr
play TF2
think Vines are funny
play Minecraft
play Smite
post cute animals
are a nihilist
play War Thunder
play Poker
post in the forums
take threads and lists seriously
6Capsule (JPN)
SF-Sound Furniture

You have a 60% chance to get banned if you:

think Skyrim references are funny
play League of Legends
play Osu
play Hearthstone
are a Twitch streamer
are a Youtuber
think Portal 2 references are funny
spend over 20€ on CS:GO
post cringe compilations
announce "real nigga hours"
listen to metalcore
use Internet Explorer
make an exaggerated use of emoticons
call yourself an otaku
are an atheist
attempt to claim what is acceptable on Sputnikmusic and what isn't
imply certain historical events didn't happen
7Bob Dylan
Blonde on Blonde

You have a 70-80% chance to get banned if you:

are too lazy to read
are too lazy to write
respect Gabe Newell
enjoy MLP
have more than 2000 album ratings
like Between the Buried and Me
like Converge
make use of parody montages
play Runescape
spongepost
are an arsonist
take Gamergate's side
post spoilers
post questionable pictures involving beings that do not resemble at least 80% to a human
post "black twitter memes"
act edgy to get attention
have a username that ends in "potato" or "pots"
post "jew memes"
actively seek out "prog" music
play Borderlands
use xd
are overweight
are tanned
think tan is cool
say going out is better than sitting at your PC all day
8Grimes
Art Angels

You have a 90% chance to get banned if you:

like Origin
like Uplay
say Dark Souls is a good game
like or got "djent"
are a feminist
are a meninist
are a triskaidekaphobe
make use of the acronym SWAG
like Google+
are a Jehova's Witness
are an Unitarianist
like Filthy Frank
engage in "template" threads
are a Hinduist
like Undertale
9Yasuaki Shimizu
Kakashi

You have a 99% chance to get banned if you:

like John Cena
use Lennies
like Shia Labeouf
frogpost
say "Damn Daniel"
are a furry
blaspheme
think the Earth is flat
say "why the fuck you lyin"
dislike Touhou
are a rationalist
are an externalist
are a radical sceptisist
are a solipsist
are agnostic
are a fatalist
are a predeterminist
dislike spaghetti
make use of maternal/paternal jokes
10Melvins
Houdini

You have a 100% chance to get banned if you:

abuse anime girls
think you can travel in time in a different way than someone else
use woodwinds to do something different from playing them with your mouth
sexually identify as a bird
smurf in chess
like birds
don't think dog is funny haha
are a Latino-American Nazi
come in here for memes
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