Parallels: So Yeah, I'm A Girl...

Parallels 10.02.13	admins plz sticky/feature
Rowan5215 10.02.13	reported
LambsBread 10.02.13	Sick ratio!!!
Kman418 10.02.13	dicks are pretty cool
CK 10.02.13	Sputnik, attack! Prepare your anus, female
Necrotica 10.02.13	Hope your body is ready to be ravaged
oltnabrick 10.02.13	http://i.imgur.com/VPSJ9po.jpg
tempest-- 10.02.13	hello i would like to make sex http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/428896_10151434681740565_964705946_n.jpg
Kman418 10.02.13	what's ur fav type of dick
oltnabrick 10.02.13	Demigod93 an exclusive clothing line by oltna
OhCarrots 10.02.13	I use carrots in my foreplay GIVE A LITTLE BIT GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR ASS TO ME
Keyblade 10.02.13	How you doin'
Necrotica 10.02.13	Lol oltna
Parallels 10.02.13	"dicks are pretty cool." Are you gay? That's cool, we can be friends.
Parallels 10.02.13	Basically i've been on sputnik for years and I'm revealing that I am female after seeing the several "are der women on sputnik" recent threads.
TwigTW 10.02.13	You're asking for it.
Necrotica 10.02.13	There's always Kimm as well
Judio! 10.02.13	Are you the girl everyone keeps making lists about? Examples: "So there is this girl...", "Help me get the girl", "Need Help With a Girl", "Came In Her Eye, Help!", etc.
Necrotica 10.02.13	No, they're referring to me
Parallels 10.02.13	"There's always Kimm as well" Kimm is rasputin
Necrotica 10.02.13	I'm dressing up as a geisha this Halloween, it's gonna be lovely
tempest-- 10.02.13	banion started posting every now and then
oltnabrick 10.02.13	http://i.imgur.com/nTPDbJy.jpg my halloween costume
Necrotica 10.02.13	Add me to the sweatshirt, oltna :D https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=587168557968733&l=4fd9990944
Parallels 10.02.13	thats cute nec lol
lyzakthellama 10.02.13	im with Flut, I need more proof
Parallels 10.02.13	my proof is my word and a pic. it prob wont convince you anyway but whatevs, its me
sniper 10.02.13	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=429291&listid=77206 i don't believe you
Parallels 10.02.13	it was a strange time for me
Parallels 10.02.13	so you know where i live? damn that hurts my cred so bad
DrHouseSchuldiner 10.02.13	a girl named Parallels weird !
Parallels 10.02.13	a girl named Parallels weird ! [2]
sniper 10.02.13	i actually remember reading that list.
BigPleb 10.02.13	SPUTCEPTION! But seriously, we should eat dinner some time.
Kman418 10.02.13	wait is that why you asked if i'm gay do you want to hook up please i'm lonely have sex with me
sniper 10.02.13	lawyered
Kman418 10.02.13	i am THIRSTY
sniper 10.02.13	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GcgS79_TR0
Kman418 10.02.13	make me pretty
sniper 10.02.13	pretty sure i don't trust weird dudes who pretend (and badly) to be women on the internet
Parallels 10.02.13	uhhh that pic is me tho
Kman418 10.02.13	i am okay with ppl of any type making me look pretty
BigPleb 10.02.13	If that is you then you r nice looking yo
TomArnoldsArmpit 10.02.13	then you must really distrust recspecs (its ok, I do too)
Parallels 10.02.13	thank you pleb :) why would i distrust recspecs? what did he do
TomArnoldsArmpit 10.02.13	was talking to snipe. martinikisses
BigPleb 10.02.13	We should date.
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	I've got a boner. Sorry, I don't know how to act around females.
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	'We should date.' - so fucking needy, Leb.
Necrotica 10.02.13	laun laun ago I made out with two dead ladies in a graveyard strange frights are about this horrible night give me your soul and I'll vanquish the evil surrounding us
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	'O, lady bright! can it be right- This window open to the night? The wanton airs, from the tree-top, Laughingly through the lattice drop- The bodiless airs, a wizard rout, Flit through thy chamber in and out, And wave the curtain canopy So fitfully- so fearfully- Above the closed and fringed lid 'Neath which thy slumb'ring soul lies hid, That, o'er the floor and down the wall, Like ghosts the shadows rise and fall! Oh, lady dear, hast thou no fear? Why and what art thou dreaming here? Sure thou art come O'er far-off seas, A wonder to these garden trees! Strange is thy pallor! strange thy dress, Strange, above all, thy length of tress, And this all solemn silentness!'
BigPleb 10.02.13	Ha Buttery, we are all lonely bro. I'm still in the hippy phase yo.
Necrotica 10.02.13	Lament on truenorth field as such this snow defiled vast as sin hath carved the glorious skyline essence of enthrallment jetblack wings of majesty abandoned to mourn ev'ry dusk funeral embrace in Gehenna nichnytsia upon ebonied woods as Perelesnyk's graven allure designs the flesh upon which my spirit resides sorrowful torrents of the Vila sent to despair me as I walk impenetrable pitchblackness follows; the Velebit mountain far beyond me its lifelinks cry Živila, premila, Živila, premila abandoning the light sealed in flesh the lifelink is a dead art and sentience has vanished.
Necrotica 10.02.13	^ And yes, that's actually a poem of mine :3
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	In that case, have one of mine! We have entered an ice cold winter How nature can be so cruel Now that night invades the day And the future seems blacker than death We have entered an ice cold winter Where the wind unsettles the birds And knocks me off my feet Each time I step outside Will the sun return to shine Because I cannot see past the blizzard Wild dogs lie down to die And human presence is insignificant Nature has waged her war Powerless we wait While the clouds gather by force And prepare an eternal storm
Parallels 10.02.13	lol this was from that poetry thread huh nice try nec
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	Mine is actually mine, but yes I frequent a poetry forum and share them :D I win. Blowjob please.
Necrotica 10.02.13	https://www.facebook.com/notes/brendan-schroer/in-flesh/10151256652312063 Nope, it's actually one of mine
Necrotica 10.02.13	Blowjob please
evilford 10.02.13	"So Yeah, I'm A Girl... my dark secret" commence sputnik shitstorm
Parallels 10.02.13	pretty much
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	...in inches?
Parallels 10.02.13	are you insinuating yours is too small to be measured in inches?
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	No, No, I'm asking what you mean by 'larger sized'.
Necrotica 10.02.13	So we're talking about dick inches now?
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	Ok, well I meet the criteria and my fiance says it's ok. So, yeah, ride me you slut.
Parallels 10.02.13	wait no omg stop
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	hahaha
Necrotica 10.02.13	I've been ridden one too many times, I think my junk's gonna fly off my crotch at any minute
evilford 10.02.13	My body is actually smaller than my dick its like 8 feet around
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	Nec knows I want him.
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	'My body is actually smaller than my dick its like 8 feet around' Thank fuck for that, Ford is near my age and he's just as immature as me, so I'm safe!
evilford 10.02.13	Wait, parallels didnt you used to post a bunch of depressed existential lists?
evilford 10.02.13	Damn buttery you're as old as me??? 28? Holy shit I feel old sometimes I'm gonna be 75 years old and laughing at dick and fart jokes with my friends. If I ever get more serious about life I'm gonna have to off myself
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	Holy fucking shit, please say yes.
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	@Ford, yeah I'm 26 so near your age :-)
Parallels 10.02.13	"Wait, parallels didnt you used to post a bunch of depressed existential lists?" probably. i had a head injury years and years ago and probably put a bunch of i hate my life stuff
evilford 10.02.13	Lol I think it was less than a year ago, you must have deleted some lists
demigod! 10.02.13	i support oltna's new clothing line 100%
evilford 10.02.13	Sorry bout the head injury tho, don't worry be happy etc just stop listening to Kansas
Parallels 10.02.13	wait what
BigBlob 10.02.13	cool story
Parallels 10.02.13	mods are scared of me now i think
tempest-- 10.02.13	foxxxy = someguest there u go folks
Sniff 10.02.13	This is so niggertits. Oh wait. This heals nothing!
Parallels 10.02.13	if this gets featured then i will write a rave review for someguest/foxxy on The Police album of his choice
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	TWIST: Foxxy is Parallels.
tempest-- 10.02.13	why on earth would this get featured
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.02.13	im a big fan of "the someguest"
Keyblade 10.02.13	"Wait, parallels didnt you used to post a bunch of depressed existential lists?" No that's Puzzles. He still makes horrible lists
Drummerboy123 10.02.13	126 comments on a girl......wow sputnik just reached new lows.
Calc 10.02.13	why's it gotta be a dark secret? fuking racist ass
NordicMindset 10.02.13	Blow me please
JokineAugustus 10.02.13	Vapor Trails remaster next year
Motiv3 10.02.13	"126 comments on a girl......wow sputnik just reached new lows." You must be new here.
bakkermaarten007 10.02.13	I'll only believe this if you post a picture of your face next to the computer screen on which we can see your sputnik profile.
Relinquished 10.02.13	lol why do you need proof are you that concerned
bakkermaarten007 10.02.13	I don't need proof. I just don't believe this and I was giving my criteria on which I can be persuaded.
Relinquished 10.02.13	i bet you talk like that irl
bakkermaarten007 10.02.13	lol, yeah I do. Not in english though.
pedro70512 10.02.13	I don't care what Parallels is, this is still a weird-ass thread.
evilford 10.02.13	""Wait, parallels didnt you used to post a bunch of depressed existential lists?" No that's Puzzles. He still makes horrible lists" YES! My man key thanks for setting that straight. Puzzles/Parallels, pretty similar. Yeah his lists are fuckin horrible
evilford 10.02.13	'"126 comments on a girl......wow sputnik just reached new lows." You must be new here.' Yeah if you think this is something, you have no concept of the actual lows
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.02.13	fvk
lyzakthellama 10.02.13	Lol I've been on Sputnik since 08 as a different account
EaglesBecomeVultures 10.02.13	bush of love hahaha
evilford 10.02.13	"http://www.orenews.com/Contests/2010/bnc/webhtml/img/bnc2010-d-208-1.pdf" what, is that you??????lol...where did this come from
omnipanzer 10.02.13	It's a trick Get an axe
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.02.13	OMG OMNI SIGHTING!
omnipanzer 10.02.13	I'm a Sput burn-out my friend. ;-)
Minus. 10.02.13	What are the chances parallels is actually a female?
FrozenVain 10.02.13	wth is a girl?
Realm 10.02.13	hey guys remember when half of the userbase fell for mappy's trans trollin? almost fell for it too but i had a good friend watching out for me : ) miss u dry dry rip
Minus. 10.02.13	The title of this thread is hilarious
lyzakthellama 10.02.13	This shit's embarrassing
Minus. 10.02.13	Well thanks for the bio, but how is any of that relevant?
lyzakthellama 10.02.13	shit
lyzakthellama 10.02.13	Parallels said shes been here longer than I have, I corrected that statement and provided evidence lol
Minus. 10.02.13	That's fine, just as long as you realize that parallels isnt really a female.
lyzakthellama 10.02.13	Oh no, I definitely do realize that
Masochist 10.02.13	sniper01 - Six years for me. I don't even remember what things were like that far back, I only remember users. Bron-Au-Yr, terminator, tinathefatlard, etc. I also remember when your name actually was "ShanevsDCSniper."
sniper 10.02.13	yeah i'm at just over 5 years. it seems like there are a lot more regular users now, i used to recognize almost every username i saw, def not anymore.
Shuyin 10.02.13	its a girl, guys! A GIRL!
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.02.13	i already pointed out who he is ugh why cant i ever !
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.02.13	what was my pic u got deleted i forgot
Necrotica 10.02.13	"wth is a girl?" A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you!!!
Smial 10.02.13	under normal circumstances id lose my shit but this time im just goin-BLAHBLIDDY FLOOM BOBBITY PASS ME THAT ASS BABY AND LET ME SQUISH YO ITITTYES ON GTHE FIRE CUZ MY DICK IS IN YO EAR BABY
Necrotica 10.02.13	cocksicles ahoy
Relinquished 10.02.13	"hey guys remember when half of the userbase fell for mappy's trans trollin? almost fell for it too but i had a good friend watching out for me : ) miss u dry dry rip" good times rip dry
Relinquished 10.02.13	"ShanevsDCSniper" masochist you have an amazing memory
sniper 10.02.13	unwillingness to upload a photo with sputnik sign proved he was lying anyway
Parallels 10.02.13	i remember when you were shanevsdcsniper. wow... lol i cant believe masochist and omni randomly posted like that
Parallels 10.02.13	after sniper basically upheaves my entire past based on my sputnik profile alone
someguest 10.02.13	"yeah i'm at just over 5 years. it seems like there are a lot more regular users now, i used to recognize almost every username i saw, def not anymore." These kids don't pick easy names that stand out.
Parallels 10.02.13	list wasnt featured so i dont owe you a police review someguest
sniper 10.02.13	lol i just know there's no way a female would be an active user here for this long, esp considering you would have had to deal with the site back when people could still post images.
Relinquished 10.02.13	especially those troll scat images ugh
Parallels 10.02.13	"when people could still post images." i do miss that
someguest 10.02.13	I always laughed hard at the retard scat whenever it was posted.
sniper 10.02.13	and people think skele was bad, lol
Relinquished 10.02.13	they just don't know, man. we were there, man.
someguest 10.02.13	Skele isn't even a blip on the radar. MichaelJordan was hilarious.
BallsToTheWall 10.02.13	Yeah Im gonna be some sort of woman this halloween, not sure who yet.
Spec 10.02.13	Is your name from the Misery Signals song? Always wondered that.
Relinquished 10.02.13	you would
Parallels 10.02.13	No its fates warning, the epitome of my past manliness
Necrotica 10.02.13	Damn, I forgot about those old Sput times
Necrotica 10.02.13	I used to be Necrophagist43 but I changed it because people would think I'm a Necrophagist fanboy
sniper 10.02.13	yr username was lakes before right
SpiritCrusher2 10.02.13	"Živila, premila," lol Necrotica, where are you from?
Necrotica 10.02.13	California ;D
Parallels 10.03.13	lol i love how, out of the 8 or so lists, mine survived its cause im an honest bitch
jdennis31 10.03.13	that picture you posted is a dude right?
jdennis31 10.03.13	in drags?
jdennis31 10.03.13	Would hit it.
oltnabrick 10.03.13	ur pic creeps me out, sorry
Parallels 10.03.13	Yeah it's bad
Necrotica 10.03.13	The pointed nipples are a big plus :3
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.03.13	'I used to be Necrophagist43 but I changed it because people would think I'm a Necrophagist fanboy' i remember u i think
pedro70512 10.03.13	"no idea the actual lows" uhh there was a list about whether or not you'd do a dickgirl...that one was was raging for days.
LambsBread 10.04.13	"im the only girl on sputnik" yeah lets keep it that way. sick ratio
JokineAugustus 10.04.13	200,000 :1
NordicMindset 10.04.13	need to get horny
cataraphact 10.04.13	prob a trap but i'd still hit it hard
BallsToTheWall 10.04.13	Who's fuckin who here?
Parallels 10.04.13	I am and I'm supposed to like it idk
tempest-- 10.04.13	123
BallsToTheWall 10.04.13	DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BallsToTheWall 10.04.13	Take 4 benadrils with a cup of apple sauce and a glass of warm milk and you'll be alright.