Joel Barish

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Last Active 03-06-15 2:36 am
Joined 11-28-08

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Scoopin Bitches In The Rain

was just walkin to the starbucks on my campus when i saw this gorgeous, skinny blackanese bitch carrying 4 textbooks up the stairs. me, being the smooth ass that i am, walked up to her and told her that she looked like she was struggling and needed a lil help and that she was lucky that i was a nice guy and that id help her carry her books to wherever she was going. she giggled a lil and handed me the books. we chatted it up on the way to her class and i found out that her last final was today at 2pm and that she smokes the marijuana. when we got to her class, i told her that she owed me her number for helping her carry her books. she put the digits in ya boys phone and told me to text her so we could get together tonite and smoke. summers looking good.
1big k.r.i.t
k.r.i.t wuz here
ridin' dirty
3kool mo dee
how ya like me now
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