Joel Barish

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Last Active 09-28-12 3:13 pm
Joined 11-28-08

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03.26.14 Shake That Thang For A Real One03.26.14 Shake That Thang For A Real One
03.10.14 Vegas02.08.14 Magic Mushrooms
01.11.14 If A Tree Falls In The Forest..09.05.13 Life
08.28.13 Ww308.13.13 Women
08.03.13 Netflix07.23.13 Females
04.28.13 Stagecoach Disappointed Me Immensely02.08.13 Christopher Dorner
01.24.13 Manti Te'o01.19.13 Ice Water
01.10.13 David Villa V. Torres01.03.13 Elle Varner Is Sexy
12.18.12 Bass12.10.12 Deez Nikkas Wont Hol Me Back
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Shake That Thang For A Real One

my favorite passtime is wiggling this lil thing in some chicky. the goofier the setting, the better. this list contains some of the sillier places ive been able to do tha damn thang
my krazy life

i live in long beach, ca so hittn the beach w a girl and a bottle of wine n a blunt is kinda my go to cheap "date" option. it was a few years ago, but i took this lil asian girl i met at the grocery store to the lifeguard tower and cracked the bottle and lit the blunt. things got loose as the bottle emptied and before i knew it, i was givn this girl the claw...push came to shove n both pants came off n i was stuffn the muffin. shit was cool but it was cold af.

back in high school i lived half at my best friends house and half at my parents house. they lived in the country club, had a big ass pool and the golf course was right behind their house so when it was late and i didnt want to get my sheets all messy, i took the girl i was smashn at the time to the golf course and put my putter in that hole.
32 chainz
based on a t.r.u. story

i was at a lil shindig at this girls apartment. we were all pretty hammered and like 10 of us decided to hit the communal jacuzzi. everyone was chilln being drunk n shit when i started hookn up with the chick whose apartment we were at...before i know it, she whipped my lil thing out, pushd her bottoms to the side and just hopped on top w everyone sittn there watching..shit was wild
4rick ross
rich forever

my high school formal was nuts. we had a wild time at the event n afterwards we hopped in the limo we had rented and headed to in n out. your boy was sitting with my date in the back back, like an extra row of seats aaaaalll the way at the back of this shit. kissing started goin on n hands started getting curious.. when we got to the in n out parking lot, everyone got out except us (i gave my boy $ for some food so i wouldnt have to leave the limo) n when they were all safely in the restaurant, my zipper went down and her dress went up.
5gucci mane
trap house iii

i go to coachella every year. i took this chick i was messing with me one year, and we obviously were doing the damn thang in the condo we were staying at with my buddies but it was time to leave and head back to long beach..problem was, we were both drunk and horny w nowhere to get down. luckily enough my friends arent prudes so w my guys in the driver and passenger seat of his toyota carolla and the girl and i in the back with me, we just started going at 100mph on the 10 freeway
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