|
User
Reviews 8
Approval 65%
Soundoffs 34
News Articles 15
Band Edits + Tags 6
Album Edits 29
Album Ratings 399
Objectivity 48%
Last Active 03-06-15 7:36 am
Joined 11-29-08
Review Comments 9,362
| Shake That Thang For A Real One
my favorite passtime is wiggling this lil thing in some chicky. the
goofier the setting, the better. this list contains some of the sillier
places ive been able to do tha damn thang | | 1 |  | yg
my krazy life
i live in long beach, ca so hittn the beach w a girl and a bottle of wine n a
blunt is kinda my go to cheap "date" option. it was a few years ago, but i
took this lil asian girl i met at the grocery store to the lifeguard tower and
cracked the bottle and lit the blunt. things got loose as the bottle emptied and
before i knew it, i was givn this girl the claw...push came to shove n both
pants came off n i was stuffn the muffin. shit was cool but it was cold af. | | 2 |  | future
pluto
back in high school i lived half at my best friends house and half at my
parents house. they lived in the country club, had a big ass pool and the golf
course was right behind their house so when it was late and i didnt want to
get my sheets all messy, i took the girl i was smashn at the time to the golf
course and put my putter in that hole. | | 3 |  | 2 chainz
based on a t.r.u. story
i was at a lil shindig at this girls apartment. we were all pretty hammered and
like 10 of us decided to hit the communal jacuzzi. everyone was chilln being
drunk n shit when i started hookn up with the chick whose apartment we were
at...before i know it, she whipped my lil thing out, pushd her bottoms to the
side and just hopped on top w everyone sittn there watching..shit was wild | | 4 |  | rick ross
rich forever
my high school formal was nuts. we had a wild time at the event n afterwards
we hopped in the limo we had rented and headed to in n out. your boy was
sitting with my date in the back back, like an extra row of seats aaaaalll the
way at the back of this shit. kissing started goin on n hands started getting
curious.. when we got to the in n out parking lot, everyone got out except us
(i gave my boy $ for some food so i wouldnt have to leave the limo) n when
they were all safely in the restaurant, my zipper went down and her dress
went up. | | 5 |  | gucci mane
trap house iii
i go to coachella every year. i took this chick i was messing with me one
year, and we obviously were doing the damn thang in the condo we were
staying at with my buddies but it was time to leave and head back to long
beach..problem was, we were both drunk and horny w nowhere to get down.
luckily enough my friends arent prudes so w my guys in the driver and
passenger seat of his toyota carolla and the girl and i in the back with me, we
just started going at it...at 100mph on the 10 freeway | |
cirq
03.26.14 | jk, these are all made up so you sputs think im cool | Relinquished
03.26.14 | quality list dude, brought me back to high school all over again | silentstar
03.26.14 | wow, you have so much sex! | ethos
03.26.14 | lol | cirq
03.27.14 | @silentstar oh i have tons more stories but how about you share a couple of yours | cirq
03.27.14 | sup relish | cirq
05.16.14 | bumping my shit cuz i want to | qwe3
05.16.14 | wait
cirq
WOW |
|
