Clefable Oathbreaker McKinley

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Last Active 05-24-16 4:09 pm
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Sputnik's 10 Hottest Dudes: 2013

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Until We Surrender

1. Uhhkris. The lovable, fuzzy panda bear of sputnik. Brings joy to all, through the mid west to the east.
Internal Eyes

2. Taxi. The lovable fuzzy brown bear of sputnik. Brings joy to all, through the west coast to the east coast. Taxi is basically the brown brother of Uhhkris.
Garten Der Unbewusstheit

3.Angel. Tall, dark, suave, handsome, elite chef, master of beer knowledge, cthulian rites and fashion. Nigga is top drawer.
Shadows of the Damned

4. The Spirit. The good family genes don't just stop with Brandon, his sister is hot as fuck, like super hot as fuck, I'd take her out to Red Lobster, go in her red lobster and call her again to go to Red Lobster and in her red lobster again.
5Trophy Scars
Bad Luck

5. Iluvtar. He got all hot all of a sudden with that homeless yolo beard, he now looks like The Red Chord's singer's little brother.
6The Weeknd
House of Balloons

6.Masochist. Milk chocolate with a rich mahogany voice. One of three people on this list Ive met.
Robot Brainstronaut Blastoff!!!

7. Acanthus. Tall, gay, ripped, personable and handsome. Basically the white Barca of sputnik. Or the huge white dude who's fiance was Barca that got killed in that second or third season of Spartacus.
The Bones of What You Believe

8. Klap. Tall, kind of dark and handsome. He'd be sure to jackhammer a million hula hoop scallywags at all those hip fests he attends if he was single. +30 points for being a good guy and a Florida native. - 9 points for being a Heat hater and another -4 for being a Magic fan
9 Rammstein
Liebe Ist F?r Alle Da

9.Wolfhorde/Scoot/Crysis. German, eccentric, knowledgeable, fit and German. Did I mention he's German? Like, super, super, super German? Scoot is a cool, suave Adam levine looking motherfucker, stylin and profilin. Crysis is classic Americana, boy next door with a metallic edge. Dem eyes boyo.
Like an Everflowing Stream

10.ShadowRemains. He's got that half white/half asian thing going on. So exotic. Like the man version of Kristin Kreuk.
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