Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
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Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
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Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.10.27.15 Fast Riffs
10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
10.20.15 $2010.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea
10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea
10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes10.06.15 News Articles
10.05.15 Halloween Costume Ideas10.03.15 A Zazzy Affair
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Until We Surrender

1. Uhhkris. The lovable, fuzzy panda bear of sputnik. Brings joy to all, through the mid west to the east.
Internal Eyes

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Garten Der Unbewusstheit

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Shadows of the Damned

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5Trophy Scars
Bad Luck

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6The Weeknd
House of Balloons

6.Masochist. Milk chocolate with a rich mahogany voice. One of three people on this list Ive met.
Robot Brainstronaut Blastoff!!!

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The Bones of What You Believe

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9 Rammstein
Liebe Ist F?r Alle Da

9.Wolfhorde/Scoot/Crysis. German, eccentric, knowledgeable, fit and German. Did I mention he's German? Like, super, super, super German? Scoot is a cool, suave Adam levine looking motherfucker, stylin and profilin. Crysis is classic Americana, boy next door with a metallic edge. Dem eyes boyo.
Like an Everflowing Stream

10.ShadowRemains. He's got that half white/half asian thing going on. So exotic. Like the man version of Kristin Kreuk.
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