Charmander Jones.....The U.

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Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
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Pre Workouts Ranked

These days I mostly drink black coffee before I go off to the gain station but ism not opposed to taking a preworkouts. They are usually delicious and give you a crazy surge of rage inducing energy. The supplements, usually containing some form of creatine, amino acid blend and caffeine help you make even more gains in the gym then not taking one. Here's 10 I tried.
Sexy Pee Story

Assault. Flavor: Blue Raspberry. Simply put, the most delicious and consistent. Helped me with some gains in strength and mass back in the day.

ON Amino Energy. Flavor: Orange. All this is is amino acids and caffiene. The second most delicious supplement. 6 scoops gives you 15 grams of amino acids and a fuck load of twitch enducing energy.
The Narcotic Story

C-4 Cellucor. Flavor: Orange. Good blend, good energy, nothing special but it gets the job done.
4The Jesus Lizard

Vega Sport Preworkout. Flavor: Lemon Lime. Surprisingly, the only supplement here that probably won't kill you or give you a heart attack. A clean,delicious herb driven formula that gives you clean energy at any time. Features yerba mate and ginger.
5Today is the Day
In the Eyes of God

Animal Rage. Flavor: Orange. This is one sick motherfucker. Containing 16,00 % of B vitamins this wrecked my system to shit, inducing chest pain, asthma and vomiting, yet it gave me solid energy and endurance.

NO Shotgun. Flavor: Fruit Punch. Whey protein, creatine, amino acids and caffeine, it doesnt do much energy or endurance wise but it's a good blend
7Earth Crisis
Gomorrah's Season Ends

Neurocore. Flavor: Fruit Punch. Pretty solid blend, gives you some bite.
Fixation on a Coworker

X-Treme Shock. You find these motherfucking drinks from the gas station for 3 bucks. The beta alanine in this will rape you. Literally. You will fucking tingle and buzz all day, or at least a couple hours as the mass beta alanine flows through your body.

White Flood. Flavor: Fruit Punch. The basic, entry level preworkout you get for dirt cheap. Mind as well pour the whole god damn thing in a gallon of water and drink it straight up to get any effect.
Slowly We Rot

N.O X-plode. Flavor: Doesn't Matter....Doesn't do anything for me surprisingly. No energy, no stimulation, no endurance boost.
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