Captain North: Wtf | Sputnikmusic

Captain North 02.06.11	I mean, wtf.
Captain North 02.06.11	AND she's banned me from negatively influencing him.
DoubtGin 02.06.11	so much to being the second choice
CelestialDust 02.06.11	she's in deep doodoo
Oathbreaker 02.06.11	Needs more music. At least she likes you, you should ask how I feel...
Captain North 02.06.11	I'm only the second choice because I couldnt find the right words to make her realise we've been practically dating for months, I'm closer to her than shes been with anyone ever before. It's like the underdogs keep winning when they shouldn't be. And Oathbreaker...how do you feel? =P
Oathbreaker 02.06.11	Like these two combined. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyCRJmerW1Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-FCmDcb0Q
FishTV 02.06.11	wow dude that sucks. I'm sorry to say this but she's a douche. You can't just wait untill you're relationship ends so you finally can start with someone else, it dosen't work that way. No hard fellings.
bloc 02.06.11	She sounds like a whore
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	cunt punt that hoe
Counterfeit 02.06.11	lol, sounds like what im going through right now.
Apollo 02.06.11	how old are you Cap?
Josh D. 02.06.11	Fuck her current boyfriend, he will definitely leave her after that.
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Wow, sounds like an attention-whoring douche who doesn't know what she wants. Mostly not a sign for intelligence, but whatever. Good luck with the ape. (I'm also guessing this might be more insulting for the ape, apes are funny)
Josh D. 02.06.11	Yeah, if she won't break up with the dude she doesn't want to date for you, then she probably still wants him and is lying so she can get fucked by more than one person. Your heart will get broken :/
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	God, josh - don't ruin the metaphors by being so straight forward. Now you might've crushed this guy's hopes and dreams.
Josh D. 02.06.11	It's better to crush dreams early.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.06.11	Sounds like she's bored of you begging and she's just said yes to shut you up. Probably humping the balls off her bf and laughing about you right now.
acorncheese 02.06.11	It'll be worth it.....until you break up and you realize that your life is ruined.....until a few short months later you realize that, actually, you don't really care.
foreverendeared 02.06.11	To me it sounds like she's one of those string-you-along girls.
crowing51 02.06.11	I say fuck that, whip out your dick and tell her what's really up!!!
acorncheese 02.06.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9LzX_f1BE
Groink 02.06.11	She's just saying she will go out with you when they break up because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. If she wanted you, you'd be with her. Sounds like your stuck in the friend zone.
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	You guys just are such assholes, I fucking love sputnik so much
Hep Kat 02.06.11	north i dont hate to be honest but i mean that's retarded
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	"You guys just are such assholes." Said the alt.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.06.11	Relationships are always a downhill ride. If it starts out as limply as this clusterfuck there's no point in even starting.
Motiv3 02.06.11	Yeah sorry to say this but this wont turn out well.
HaydenDyson 02.06.11	5 albums ruined by bad memories
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	"Relationships are always a downhill ride. If it starts out as limply as this clusterfuck there's no point in even starting." Bullshit. Relationship might downgrade to friendship and then upgrade to sex-friendship. How's that downhill all the way?
ConsiderPhlebas 02.06.11	I mean bf and gf relationships you fucking pedantic imbecile
SeaAnemone 02.06.11	"Relationships are always a downhill ride." well that's a silly, untrue generalization
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Get the stick out off your pseudo-elitist decadent ass, tard.
Xenophanes 02.06.11	The internetz won't fix your problems, leave the bitch for someone who isn't being a complete twat. How can you make such a simple thing so complicated?
MO 02.06.11	sloppy seconds huh
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	@Xeno: Dude, it's about chicks. Chicks can make your sense for logic go swimming.
somberlain 02.06.11	"If it starts out as limply as this clusterfuck there's no point in even starting" pretty much I thought the beginning was supposed to be the easy part so if this is the beginning for you, it's gonna be a rough ride
Maniac! 02.06.11	"I thought the beginning was supposed to be the easy part so if this is the beginning for you, it's gonna be a rough ride" He likes it rough. mmmmmmm baby
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	^ This!
tkxxx7 02.06.11	o.O she expects her boyfriend to get bored with her ? haha well that should be enough of a hint . tell her you'll get bored first if she doesn't hurry . and if she doesn't hurry , fuck her . like , physically .
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	^ That's called "raping", dude.
somberlain 02.06.11	^ yeah, and?
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	fucking a whore isnt considered rape
tkxxx7 02.06.11	I didn't say without her permission . i assumed that Cap's got enough skills . i mean , it didn't take him long to convince her that they're already dating . if they've been , er , dating for so long , why can't they fuck ? she's probably got some silly 3 month rule or something
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Well, considering she's dumb as hell you should be right 'bout that. But well, on Sputnik you never know for sure..
Counterfeit 02.06.11	North. I went through this pretty much exactly, except minus the ruining the friendship part. She will stay with her boyfriend. You will stay as the best friend. You will be heartbroken. You will feel like shit.
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Addendum: You'll become a triple-shotgun murder. Just to round things up.
crowing51 02.06.11	Unless you do what I said and just whip out your dick and tell her whats up. Works every time.
Counterfeit 02.06.11	Oh, and you guys will get drunk and hook up (Or get totally fucking cock blocked by someone....) But nothing will bloom after that, she will break your sober heart in the morning.
climactic 02.06.11	fbgm girls suck
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	"Unless you do what I said and just whip out your dick and tell her whats up. Works every time." But you should be cautious that she doesn't bite. Cause that would mean you wouldn't just end up with a broken heart, also with a broken dick. Metaphorically spoken.
Counterfeit 02.06.11	FUCK THIS PLACE I LOST THE WAR I HATE YOU ALL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE WHERE'S MY DOG CAUSE GIRLS ARE SUCH A DRAG
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Blink 182 Lyrics. NOT COOL.
Counterfeit 02.06.11	SHE SAID THAT IM NOT THE ONE SHE THINKS ABOUT SHE SAID IT STOPPED BEING FUN I JUST BRING HER DOWN I SAID DONT LET YOUR FUTURE BE DESTROYED BY MY PAST SHE SAID DONT LET MY DOOR HIT YOUR ASS
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Denied.
Counterfeit 02.06.11	Poor guy. It's gonna happen North. Drop this now. You will get your heart broken.
vanderb0b 02.06.11	I'm perhaps being overly cynical, but if she wants to wait until her current boyfriend leaves, then she probably doesn't care all too much about you.
Counterfeit 02.06.11	No, she cares, she really does. But she is too afraid to let go of what she has with her current.
Wolfhorde 02.06.11	Maybe she just just a little nympho liking the dong of her current bf and you might get a shot. Kinda unlike, but it'd funny - though she might still break your heart (or your dong - or worse: both).
FatChickIrl 02.06.11	use extenze, get a monster cock and then shell come running to you
Captain North 02.06.11	I'm well aware I'm being strung along. I'm not an idiot (and neither is she, just indecisive and unfortunate in liking two guys at once). And I've realised I'm kind of the automatic rebound, but this is possibly one of the greatest guilt-tools ever. "You made me wait and suffer like that, stfu". Just kidding, I'm not THAT much of a douche. The other guy is a bit of a dick, but I'm not sure if he's big enough of one to make this happen quickly. And if she loses her virginity to him, my god, I may just have to jump off a really tall building (with the intention of landing on his head). Also, for those asking, I'm 18. And yeah, this may end badly...but at least this way I do get her eventually.
Captain North 02.06.11	Also, I didn't expect any helpful solutions here lol. I just wanted to vent, and get some good laughs from the sputniklovegurus.
FatChickIrl 02.08.11	fist her in the shitter
Puzzles 07.03.11	"I may just have to jump off a really tall building" Wait a minute, you actually fucking did it? That's crazy shit, right there.
darnielle 07.03.11	wtf indeed
JJwins 07.03.11	dude fuck that. Have some self-respect and don't waste time on that girl.
JJwins 07.03.11	until/if she comes back begging for you.
Acanthus 07.03.11	Been there before, kudo's for winning! I can only say that it will be an interesting time.
Captain North 12.03.11	Puzzles you dick, not over this. And guys, this list is a year old.