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I Wouldn't Hit That Shit With My Worst Enemies' Penis

I already threw up today so I thought I might as well choose today to be the day day to make this list of shit I wouldn't hit with worst enemies penis. Really though I'm just saying I wouldn't hit that shit unless I performed an inspection firsthand, took blood tests, held questionable person of interest in isolation until tests came back. If they came back clean then I would hit that shit and while they were in isolation they would have been doing kegel exercises so that means everything is good to go.
1Britney Spears
Oops!...I Did It Again
2Lindsay Lohan
A Little More Personal (Raw)
3 Paris Hilton
(Doesn't deserve to be dignified with artwork, not expected to pass tests)
4Avril Lavigne
Under My Skin
5Lady Gaga
The Cherrytree Sessions
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