Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | Corkon you walk your dog an accused sputnik user. |
Colton
07.08.23 | the font size on your comments will be smaller than everyone else's and i might delete your ratings at random just for fun |
Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | I would not join and if i did you would not know it was me. |
normaloctagon
07.08.23 | Whew! |
DocSportello
07.08.23 | you people doubt but Colton just said the other day that it would be deployable in August! Colton is also trying to fix the production on Loveless. These things take time |
normaloctagon
07.08.23 | When you think about it, colton paying the hacker to compromise sput and target certain staff members he had a grudge towards was probably the first step in his attempt to reduce the validity of the site in order to pave the way for his new site |
Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | Hmm big if true |
Colton
07.08.23 | you'll never know how much i love the fact that i was actually able to do that and just plainly tell everyone it was me and have them assume i'm joking |
Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | Lmao |
MoM
07.08.23 | A confession! Have at thee! My avatar shall be reclaaaAAAAAAIMED |
Colton
07.08.23 | the forums were especially easy since they used a very dated form of web tokens for user authentication which were prone to the simplest of injection attacks, so they could get every account to generate infinite requests to the server until it just crashed and can't even be opened back up to fix it lol. i felt bad after but it's kinda on mx for leaving the forums in that state, even the most amateur of hackers could have done it |
Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | Also kinda on you for being villainous. |
robertsona
07.08.23 | If Colton really did hack the site then johnny should open up Johnnymusic.biz to tank coltonmusicās business. Johnnymusic is a website that is literally just text you cannot click on anything |
colton2
07.08.23 | i got banned |
sneakers
07.08.23 | hah good job bozo! sayonara bozo! |
Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | Lmao |
pizzamachine
07.08.23 | We are witnessing ladies and gentlemen Sputnik history enfolding before our eyes |
colton2
07.08.23 | i died a warrior's death. 0 regrets |
Vinnymcscoop
07.08.23 | Indeed you did, bozo.
Where do I sign up for beta testing? |
DocSportello
07.08.23 | coltonmusic investors dropping like flies |
Vinnymcscoop
07.08.23 | Mm mm, not me. I would buy it if I had 600 more dollars |
robertsona
07.08.23 | The role of Colton in SPUTNIKMAFIA will be highly prizedā¦view my latest list for the discord link |
sneakers
07.08.23 | should do a youtube apology vid playing the ukulele like that chick who diddled those kids |
DocSportello
07.08.23 | I will join your discord bud but in a few days, I need to finish this chapter I'm writing :) |
Storm In A Teacup
07.08.23 | This list is arguably already just as successful as the insult johnny thread |
Vinnymcscoop
07.08.23 | Nah, Colton needs to do an interpretive dance at the end of this apology, like that one girl who diddled with her boyfriend |
unclereich
07.09.23 | First time? |
botb
07.09.23 | Colton2 has me dyin |
SomeCallMeTim
07.09.23 | Maybe we should, like, whack Colton. |
Kompys2000
07.09.23 | "i felt bad after"
Don't know or care whether you actually broke the forums or not, I don't really have any recourse either way. But I know you didn't feel bad about it happening. If you did then running around rubbing salt in everyone's wounds was a weird way to show it |
SomeCallMeTim
07.09.23 | Honestly donāt believe Colton actually did it, this siteās amassing vulnerabilities have been public knowledge for at least a decade |
sneakers
07.09.23 | bring back the forums and start hundreds of fuck colton threads for the memes |
Ryus
07.09.23 | "the forums were especially easy since they used a very dated form of web tokens for user authentication which were prone to the simplest of injection attacks, so they could get every account to generate infinite requests to the server until it just crashed and can't even be opened back up to fix it lol. i felt bad after but it's kinda on mx for leaving the forums in that state, even the most amateur of hackers could have done it"
lol |
Storm In A Teacup
07.09.23 | Lmao |
PotsyTater
07.09.23 | RIP original bozo |
VlacDrac
07.09.23 | Is Colton2 more based than the original Colton? |
anode
07.09.23 | lol colton confessing provides no more evidence than we had before |
MoM
07.09.23 | And, here, i couldāve had another avatar by now. Smh my head |
anode
07.09.23 | Colton thinks heās the oj Simpson of sputnik writing his how I did it book |
MoM
07.09.23 | Why didnāt he just do us a favour and make some Sput-provements? For shame |
Sinternet
07.09.23 | colton died as he lived
disappointingly |
MoM
07.09.23 | What an illustriously middling career. Died as had been born, pushed from a womb, slathered and basted in placenta, but a 2.3 |
BookoftheFallen
07.09.23 | so Coltonmusic is available now? id like to bid $5 |
Storm In A Teacup
07.09.23 | I want to know if i never made this list would Colton be banned still? Am I a hero? |
PotsyTater
07.09.23 | Nah pretty sure his elaboration here is what convinced the mods to finally do it. Lots of people wanted him banned already but I suspect seeing how our current mods are all so good natured they extended him the benefit of the doubt that he was just joking. But he pushed it to the point where it no longer mattered whether or not he was joking. |
pizzamachine
07.09.23 | I think yer poking your nose in the wrong area bud careful or someone may get hurt |
PotsyTater
07.09.23 | Pizza is mafia confirmed |
pizzamachine
07.09.23 | I wouldnāt hurt a fly |
SomeCallMeTim
07.09.23 | āMy pizza never hurt nobody!ā |
sneakers
07.09.23 | Ripbozo |
Mort.
07.09.23 | goddamn the circumstance that you brought here
and goddamn you my friend |
Storm In A Teacup
07.09.23 | Well then... |
pizzamachine
07.09.23 | God damn! |
anode
07.10.23 | say what you will about colton but he has interesting things to say and is funny. like this^ is clearly a joke. hoping its not perma but ig i get it |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
07.10.23 | no one is that funny |
Storm In A Teacup
07.10.23 | He has a perspective on things and talks a lot. That much is factual. |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Lmao |
MoM
07.10.23 | ā say what you will about colton but he has interesting things to say and is funny. like this^ is clearly a joke. hoping its not perma but ig i get itā
Daaaaaamn!
[2] |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | What if he was so committed to this bit that he made an alt account just to pretend he got banned for this to make it more believable
Honestly no matter what way you cut it itās pretty epic. If he did it, itās epic. If he didnāt do it and pretended to do it and got banned for it itās epic. If he didnāt do it and pretended to do it and pretended to get banned for it itās epic. |
MoM
07.10.23 | Colton, Iām riding around with a jack-o-lantern on my head. Where you at? This shit better be spooky because it sure is slimy |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Iām personally of the persuasion that he did not actually do it for a number of reasons but the truth of it all is of little consequence |
MoM
07.10.23 | I donāt know whatās actually true regarding this whole thing. While i would like having an avatar again, itās okay, cause i can still firebend |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | The number one reason of several reasons I donāt think Colton paid someone to do this is that itās definitely not legal and while I donāt know anything about the logistics of cyber law and how they pertain to international instances (heās Canadian and I assume mx is American) it would be cosmically stupid to literally just narc yourself on that for a flex especially when youāve doxxed yourself on this site in the past and everyone knows your full name and what city you live in lmao. I donāt think Colton is quuiiiteee that dumb but I could be wrong. |
MoM
07.10.23 | Right? Like why commit a crime to then brag about it |
DadKungFu
07.10.23 | If you genuinely wanted to see Colton banned before this you are incorrigibly lame. If you believe Colton actually did this you are intensely gullible. Ban's probably deserved tho, you don't falsely lay claim to an anthrax attack for the luls and expect nothing to happen |
Dewinged
07.10.23 | "say what you will about colton but he has interesting things to say and is funny."
Colton just how many accounts do you have dude? |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | LOL |
pizzamachine
07.10.23 | Ziiiing |
DocSportello
07.10.23 | the ban was a shocker but so was the tone of the "confession". idk, who really knows BUT this IS a rickety old site and many of us are attached to it so in the context of it all it did scan kinda 'villainous' as Storm points out. certainly a significant event but I wouldn't read too deeply into it |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Number two reason colton is either in school or at most freshly finished school last I checked, I sincerely doubt he has the disposable income to be spending his money on something this intensely stupid just for the luls especially knowing what he used to do for work and the unlikelihood of him getting a good job in comp sciences so quickly
|
MoM
07.10.23 | What if Sput were a ghost town with only one user and a bajellylion ColtBots all dulling it out? |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Number three reason if he had any input into this why would he leave me of all people with my big ass lordepots avy intact lmao |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | There are more reasons but those are the real thinkers |
MoM
07.10.23 | Iāll refer to meself
āWhy didnāt he just do us a favour and make some Sput-provements? For shameā
Colt, beef up the site, donāt mare it |
anode
07.10.23 | Lmao I wish I were a Colton alt. Metalcore as my top percent. What a great gimmick |
Storm In A Teacup
07.10.23 | Great comnents from potsy, doc, and kung |
unclereich
07.10.23 | somewhere parks is loling at this very hard |
MoM
07.10.23 | @storm
RIP Storm, bro, good night |
normaloctagon
07.10.23 | "Number three reason if he had any input into this why would he leave me of all people with my big ass lordepots avy intact lmao"
afaik the avatars thing was not specifically targeted, but rather a result of the flimsy code breaking (hence why other random folks lost their avatars/why avatars can no longer be changed as a whole). also when this happened he had pretty well moved on from y'all's extended tiff w/ each other. he was heavily beefing with johnny when this happened (he resented him for being kicked out of the casual convo server, among other things)
"The number one reason of several reasons I donāt think Colton paid someone to do this is that itās definitely not legal"
people's comments about there not being proof still is exactly why it doesn't matter that hacking the site is illegal or not, there's literally no way for sput to come after him even if they did have the resources to do something like that which they clearly don't i mean no shade but mx has more or less been an absentee site owner for years now, sowing runs this joint to the very best of his ability
idc about the forums but jom lost his long time account and let's be real that dude is a saint among men and he didnt deserve that, many lost their avatars, we will likely never be able to change our avatars again. i know most of this seems like small potatoes but for a site so intensely held together by community it's so fucking offensive to me that someone could do this b/c of a personal vendetta, and even if that's not the case, it's just as offensive to me that he would joke about it...over, and over, and over again. that's not the kind of person i want hanging around here personally
i really dont think it's that crazy that he hit someone up to do this, his whole community outside of this place afaik is tech/coding bootcamp people and he's always been a shit-stirrer, asking one of his friends or a friend who knows a guy to butcher an old web site held together by toothpicks probably wouldn't cost more than a few hundred dollars and colton's had a massive chip on his shoulder for a hot minute now. you guys believe what you want but that's how i feel, if you think i'm gullible fine if you think i'm dramatic fine but he's admitted to it in threads *and* direct messages, that sort of commitment goes a bit beyond having a bit of fun imo. the next time this happens the site could be gone forever and idk man this place means a lot to me. i just dont think this shit is funny, no judgment if you do and like many have said it doesnt really matter at the end of the day but yeah anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk goodnite |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Those are all valid points, just expressing a few of the reasons why I have my doubts but I know all of my points can be argued against. And while I agree the likelyhood of anyone being able to do anything about it is extremely low that doesnāt change the fact that itās an incredibly stupid thing to admit to regardless especially when people know who you are.
I honestly do really think itās all kind of funny. Thatās not to dismiss anyoneās feelings, I totally get what you are saying and I have empathy for everyone else who is upset about this but idk maybe Iām just jaded towards the site at this point. Like you said, itās been all but abandoned by mx and feels like itās just been slowly inching itās way towards being completely obsolete for years now. I just feel like stupid drama like this is a much more fitting and poetic end to the site than just fizzling away into obscurity. |
normaloctagon
07.10.23 | appreciate your level-headed response and that's all fair enough to me brotha |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Iāve been on this site for 15 years and I honestly just simply cannot think of a more fitting beginning of an end. |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Of course super-bro |
normaloctagon
07.10.23 | : ) |
Sharenge
07.10.23 | free Colton |
MoM
07.10.23 | Iām in agreement with yāall. I donāt know what is what with this. Coltonās an idiot, so he may brag about it and he may just be a stunt double for the vocalist of the 1975, because of their humour. I wonder if he wanted to be respected on the site, but not liked. I get the vibe he wanted to be the next Deviant. |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | I reckon the only reason mx keeps this site alive in any capacity at all is because he gets ad revenue, no matter how slight. Itās a dangerous game Fuckin with peoples money. Even with no legal recourse with all the info Colton has volunteered on this site it would be really easy for someone petty and scorned to find out where he went to school etc and use this to fuck with his life. People have their lives and careers ruined over shit theyāve done on the internet that isnāt even illegal these days. Maybe I really am giving too much benefit of the doubt but I just find it so hard to believe even Colton would overlook how vulnerable admitting to this makes him if itās true. Or at least surely he would have had that epiphany at some point and stfu about it instead of continuously bragging about it lmao. |
MoM
07.10.23 | Iām not sure when it comes to the internet anymore. Just the other day, i was strolling through the gram and a reel about a composite of the moonās full surface attracted commentators the likes of which i thought nonexistent. They believed the moon was transparent and translucent. In their own words, repeatedly, transparent and translucent. And the smugness that came with it was ridiculous. So, i guess i could see Colton putting it all out here. I donāt know what he thought heād gain by it, if he did it |
unclereich
07.10.23 | I have a lot to say about this but itās mostly cringe worthy |
MoM
07.10.23 | Have at it if you wish. We wonāt flagellate ya for speaking of the weirdos in the net, swimming in place because theyāre tangled, enthusiastic because itās all the same color either way |
unclereich
07.10.23 | Coincidentally the long comment I was typing out was kind of talking about how perhaps the site is dearly missing some of the flagellation it used to have. Hence why I felt it was cringe and stopped typing midway thru. |
MoM
07.10.23 | Yeah, i donāt think we need more flagellation anywhere in the world, but new security patches would be most boss. |
unclereich
07.10.23 | Flagellation is certainly the wrong term, communal policing was more my aim. Again my long drawn out diatribe would have explained it better but sometimes you get though typing something out and think āwhy botherā then delete it all lol |
Trifolium
07.10.23 | 100% agree with this occy:
"i know most of this seems like small potatoes but for a site so intensely held together by community it's so fucking offensive to me that someone could do this b/c of a personal vendetta, and even if that's not the case, it's just as offensive to me that he would joke about it...over, and over, and over again. that's not the kind of person i want hanging around here personally" |
MoM
07.10.23 | ā but sometimes you get though typing something out and think āwhy botherā then delete it all lolā
Iāve been there lately myself when it comes to sput. Just lose interest halfway or donāt feel bothered to keep going. Though, Iām sure itāll pass. It always does |
MoM
07.10.23 | And agreed with Trif and the comment quoted |
DadKungFu
07.10.23 | "I reckon the only reason mx keeps this site alive in any capacity at all is because he gets ad revenue"
IIRC mx has said that he keeps the site running at a slight loss, which if true means he's just here for the love of the thing |
Mort.
07.10.23 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1034844&listid=202191
yes mx says as much here
and id just like to say that even if colton didnt do it, him describing the sites weaknesses itt is enough to warrant a ban |
Sharenge
07.10.23 | he was really banned because he keeps talking about how he's launching the site to replace Sputnik and it had nothing to do with his hack-larp |
MoM
07.10.23 | Or itās all a lot of bull and heās pretending because he wants a lot of attention, but doesnāt have a drop of charisma, but instead of devoting his time to building his skills and healing his issues, as all people are oft to have through the process of āmereā living, Colton acts out so he can get contrarian attention and try to build a pedestal from the clay of elitism, but because he doesnāt have any confidence in his creativity, heās never truly let it flourish and deep down knows this, and wants to but is scared, but he battles on a frightening line of keeping up this crap for the image and āfake it to make itā garbage. But he feels like heās done enough and has enough complication for this to be seen as depth and dimension, but itās really clusterfuck of shit to protect the scared self and elevate the imagined self and reap the rewards chemically. Repeat. |
Shemson
07.10.23 | This thread has been a really interesting read
Iāve never really got involved with personalities so much on here and mostly just like to chat music, media and games but these dramas can be pretty entertaining! |
Lichtbringer
07.10.23 | agreed with shemson and also the quote trif posted. colton seems like an idiot and a bad person to boot. |
botb
07.10.23 | We survived the great scat porn bot reckoning of 2009 we will survive this |
Egarran
07.10.23 | >This thread has been a really interesting read. these dramas can be pretty entertaining!
Agreed but oh man I've been so close to making a serious comment. The world needs to know what I think about this!
It takes all my restraint to keep it to this one. |
MoM
07.10.23 | Eg, let it out if you want, if itās not going to do harms irreparable and irredeemable and unworthy, itāll be alright, even if itās only speculation as is most of what we all can do |
MO
07.10.23 | whoa this is something else |
Butkuiss
07.10.23 | Damn reading this thread is how I found out Deviant. left wtf |
Shemson
07.10.23 | Please eg, for the sake of the drama and entertainment let it all out |
denboy
07.10.23 | lowkey fantasize about hacking this site just to add features/optimizations |
Trifolium
07.10.23 | Also Eggy now that you said what you said I super wonder what you wanted to say!!! šµš |
MoM
07.10.23 | Smae |
Butkuiss
07.10.23 | Come on Egarran, assume the mantle of Colton and Start Some Shit |
Egarran
07.10.23 | Noooo |
MillionDead
07.10.23 | This plot is much thiccer than I could have ever suspected. |
Egarran
07.10.23 | I really appreciate the support but at least one person would get mad at me uwu |
MoM
07.10.23 | It will be our Sistine Chapel! |
s0nicx
07.10.23 | ...What did I just read? |
denboy
07.10.23 | it's ok eg i forgive you in advance |
MyNameIsPencil
07.10.23 | o shit I could buy the site |
s0nicx
07.10.23 | "But he pushed it to the point where it no longer mattered whether or not he was joking."
As an owner of a decently sized sports discord server, there comes a point when the mods and admins have had enough of your shit. (Even a shitposting one like mine lol). |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | ā he was really banned because he keeps talking about how he's launching the site to replace Sputnik and it had nothing to do with his hack-larpā
Definitely not. This has happened before and no one cared |
Sowing
07.10.23 | ---"Damn reading this thread is how I found out Deviant. left wtf"---
For me it was the decade of inactivity that gave it away
---sowing runs this joint to the very best of his ability---
It's not just me. If it was, I'd have gone insane a long time ago.
---This has happened before and no one cared---
Muzikdiskovery (or whatever it was called and whatever cringeworthy spelling was used), ByVolume (had potential but flamed out), and more that are escaping my mind at the present time...
The only thing I really have to say about the Colton situation is play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I don't really have an issue with him, per se, but it's unwise to claim responsibility for destroying half the website, true or not. |
Pikazilla
07.10.23 | I thought deviant has been carrying out mod duties from the shadows |
pizzamachine
07.10.23 | It literally says heās a mod in the Staff & Contributors list at the bottom of the site |
mynameischan
07.10.23 | Coltonās biggest crime is being a Beach House stan |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | @sowing mediasnobs too |
ffs
07.10.23 | colton is merely a patriot, sputnik (russia = bad) is the enemy |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | So sowing is Colton now an insta ban on sight sitch like satch? |
bailar15
07.10.23 | wow colton is finally gone! enrique is pleased |
normaloctagon
07.10.23 | āIt literally says heās a mod in the Staff & Contributors list at the bottom of the siteā
Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever |
el_newg
07.10.23 | āhe was heavily beefing with johnny when this happened (he resented him for being kicked out of the casual convo server, among other things)ā
^ is this true because lmfao |
Koris
07.10.23 | "I thought deviant has been carrying out mod duties from the shadows"
"It literally says heās a mod in the Staff & Contributors list at the bottom of the site"
I think it's mostly just an honorary title at this point. Kinda like Theacademy's staff/emeritus title |
s0nicx
07.10.23 | "The only thing I really have to say about the Colton situation is play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
This x1000
"casual convo server"
1. How do you get kicked out of a place like that. 2. This place had a discord server? huh. |
robertsona
07.10.23 | makes sense to ban colton (for a little bit? Idk what it is) for leaning that far into the bit. hard to draw a line but continue to do the villainous-monologue yammer sure why not ban him idk |
robertsona
07.10.23 | I figure he didn't do it though? Not sure what the consensus is. I made a big stink about how he surely didn't a couple months ago--just seems unlikely, but maybe. |
robertsona
07.10.23 | Honestly though, there's a timeline in which colton did it and one in which he didn't, and if he didn't do it at all then Colton saying "I hacked sputnikmusic so that coltonmusic could really take off" is making me laugh irl, and is funny. he should be unbanned |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | All scenarios are definitely worthy of the ban in the end. I donāt really care whether or not heās around personally, heās been way less insufferable this past year imo, but itās the righteous conclusion to the latest sput saga. |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | If sach gonna be perma banned as the result of the sputstitution saga surely this warrants the same considering itās caused even more chaos |
anode
07.10.23 | isnt coltonmusic just a proxy for a joke and thus this is a proxy off of that proxy lmao |
AlexKzillion
07.10.23 | https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/Sputstitution
i love that this exists lmao |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.10.23 | https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/Drama
can someone plz update this page |
anode
07.10.23 | lmao why does that exist johnny |
AlexKzillion
07.10.23 | https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllPages
this is amazing |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.10.23 | "Musically, listens to pseudo-experimental music and various types of rock and has been here since 2005. Despite being one of the oldest users, most people forget about him. He is neither infamous or famous in any regard to Sputnik."
these entries are great lol |
SteakByrnes
07.10.23 | damn he got banned? lol wild |
robertsona
07.10.23 | I always remembered MichaelJordan posting nuclear explosions and goatse on the review site. Kind of blocked out that a prerequisite for that experience was that you used to be able to post images on review comments at all. |
Havey
07.10.23 | lil bro listening to music musically |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | My entry is funny but also very uncharitable and inaccurate on a couple things |
SteakByrnes
07.10.23 | I don't have an entry š¦ |
anode
07.10.23 | dont lie potsy we all know your thoughts on white australians |
Sinternet
07.10.23 | "Sint would be banned on September 8th, 2020, for calling a user a "cracker ass heroin shooter"."
lmao i forgot i did that
man the wiki was one of the few genuinely funny things to come out the bigglestein shit |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Oh yea that parts true I talk mad shit about white Australian men |
normaloctagon
07.10.23 | āIt remains to be seen whether his affiliation with the Biggle Boys will come to a fork in the road with his current teacher's pet status, but for the time being he seems to be one to watch.ā |
pizzamachine
07.10.23 | I updated the Drama section |
neekafat
07.10.23 | ā Johnnymusic is a website that is literally just text you cannot click on anythingā hahahahaahaha |
AlexKzillion
07.10.23 | coltonmusic.com/(johnny's version) |
s0nicx
07.10.23 | I am so glad that wiki exists. We should seriously keep it more up to date.
Also damnit I never got to see the copypasta data base. I love that shit. |
pizzamachine
07.10.23 | Yeah, thereās a lot not added. Working on itā¦. |
Koris
07.10.23 | Damn, I haven't heard about Bigglestein in a hot minute. Good times |
Storm In A Teacup
07.10.23 | Mom i love you too rip lol |
Shemson
07.10.23 | Haha I had no idea about the sput wikis that was great |
Storm In A Teacup
07.10.23 | Pizza or someone please give me an awesome user bio on the wiki thank you š„° |
Ryus
07.10.23 | ā Ryus is a Sputnikmusic user. Known for being a fan a techno and hip hop music. Despite being generally a friendly user, he has little tolerance for bullshit.ā
lol fair enough ig |
normaloctagon
07.10.23 | someone needs to add 'total loser for not being on discord but simultaneously based for this refusal'
8 ) |
Egarran
07.10.23 | Ryus is missing out on actual miracles. But his prerogative ig |
ShadowRemains
07.10.23 | re: colton, basing your entire persona on being an annoying dipshit generally will get you banned from here eventually
source: everyone else who based their entire personas on here as annoying dipshits in the past |
Koris
07.10.23 | Pretty much yeah |
ShadowRemains
07.10.23 | colton was basically michaeljordan without writing clever reviews or being funny 1/3 of the time
sometimes you're not "based" to have a contrarian take, you're just a moron |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Iāve literally never not once seen ryus lose his patience |
Ryus
07.10.23 | it has happened š¤« |
PotsyTater
07.10.23 | Link plz |
Storm In A Teacup
07.10.23 | I think ryus got mad at me for talking shit om converge idk idr |
pizzamachine
07.10.23 | Keep calm and carry on amirite
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Ryus
07.10.23 | i dont remember any specific times but i am sure it has
maybe one day you shall come across it for yourself |
Havey
07.11.23 | big doubt |
pizzamachine
07.11.23 | Idc lol |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | reading ryus' last comment to the tune of champagne supernova
if that doesn't rile the boi... |
Egarran
07.11.23 | Are you on sputnik while shopping? |
Storm In A Teacup
07.11.23 | W0t |
Colton3
07.17.23 | Or itās all a lot of bull and heās pretending because he wants a lot of attention, but doesnāt have a drop of charisma, but instead of devoting his time to building his skills and healing his issues, as all people are oft to have through the process of āmereā living, Colton acts out so he can get contrarian attention and try to build a pedestal from the clay of elitism, but because he doesnāt have any confidence in his creativity, heās never truly let it flourish and deep down knows this, and wants to but is scared, but he battles on a frightening line of keeping up this crap for the image and āfake it to make itā garbage. But he feels like heās done enough and has enough complication for this to be seen as depth and dimension, but itās really clusterfuck of shit to protect the scared self and elevate the imagined self and reap the rewards chemically. Repeat. |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | oh yea what did happen to colton |
Cygnatti
07.17.23 | There are 3 Coltons? 1 was already too many. |
Colton3
07.17.23 | been busy trying to build a pedestal from the clay of elitism hbu |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | not much honestly |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | considered making colton3 for more or less the same purpose and then thought better of it
respect whoever you are ig |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | is the real colton banned |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | yes |
Cygnatti
07.17.23 | If Colton was so great, why haven't they made a Colton2? |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | ctrl+f that shit bby |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | what did he do |
Cygnatti
07.17.23 | Did Colton2 also get banned? Or is Colton3 an imposter? š |
Colton3
07.17.23 | this is the real colton and I appreciate the thought johnny but I prefer any diluting of my brand to be done on my own terms. I would just like to apologize to normaloctagon for the extreme offense I have caused through my weaponizing of the bootcamp community. I did not think they would be able to hack the mainframe so quickly but I guess the $275 I paid them was sufficient motivation. that weird thing your phone has been doing was also me, so I apologize for that as well. |
Ryus
07.17.23 | beep boop boop
"i'm inside the mainframe. time to put a DDOS in the kernel"
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parksungjoon
07.17.23 | lol as if the fotm javascript frameworks they teach in bootcamps today have much in common with this geriatric ass website |
Egarran
07.17.23 | The plot curdles. |
pizzamachine
07.17.23 | Imagine someone fixing/updating the site lols that would be hilarious |
PotsyTater
07.17.23 | Gee I wonder if colton3 is park |
Storm In A Teacup
07.18.23 | Jom would never. |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | lol what |
Storm In A Teacup
07.18.23 | Talkin bout you |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | ? |
sneakers
07.18.23 | band sucks |
pizzamachine
07.18.23 | Michael Jackson - Thriller |
Storm In A Teacup
07.18.23 | David Bowie Blackstar I Cant Give Everything Away |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | fwiw i never bothered looking at anything related to the forum in a sec snooping way but i'm also entirely unsurprised that it would have glaring flaws lol
the thing i told jom last year had to do with a stupid workaround that allowed you to embed any arbitrary javascript into a review thread comments such that it would execute on every client opening that page. and it got fixed, or at least appears to |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | yh bet |
Koris
07.18.23 | I'm not too torn up about the forum being gone, since I prefer the Discord version we've got now anyway. But it would be nice to have avatars back |
s0nicx
07.18.23 | Wasn't here for the forums. I would have to think avatars is an easy fix, even if it is connected to the forums, you could probably just rebuild the non-forum features for the main site. |
sneakers
07.18.23 | Colton7 |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | s0nicx your assumptions would be reasonable in most cases but unfortunately this is a very old site that hasn't seen a proper overhaul in over 15 years and whose singular webmaster/technical role staff (who as far as I understand was self-taught anyway and actually works in a completely unrelated field) decided to focus on his real life career rather than bother with a duct tape frankenstein that doesnt exactly bring in much money if any |
Ryus
07.18.23 | "the thing i told jom last year had to do with a stupid workaround that allowed you to embed any arbitrary javascript into a review thread comments such that it would execute on every client opening that page."
ayo wtf lmao |
pizzamachine
07.18.23 | Dats cray man |
pizzamachine
07.18.23 | Yo Colt pay hackers to fix the site I wonāt pay you back |
Storm In A Teacup
07.18.23 | 40% chance mx never fixes, 40% chance mx revamps the site completely after he retires at age whatever, 20% chance he randomly remembers sputnik in 7 years and tells the secret service to either shut it down or tells secret service computer nerd to make it nicer. |
Koris
07.18.23 | ^ Yeah, those are some pretty realistic options |
robertsona
07.18.23 | This brings to mind that mx in maybe 2017 or something popped in and said āthe review site is still doing well, even though the forum runs at a loss.ā
Maybe he iced it |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | does he get a cut from all the spambots posting ads in the soundoffs |
pizzamachine
07.18.23 | Hmmm |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | good job and good luck |
robertsona
07.18.23 | Coltonmusicās killer app is that Iām gonna write all the content |
robertsona
07.18.23 | I call it coltent |
pizzamachine
07.18.23 | But will I be mod |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | what would you even do as a mod pizza |
Koris
07.18.23 | Mod Pizza is a pretty good chain |
pizzamachine
07.18.23 | āwhat would you even do as a mod pizzaā
Protect the innocent, delete spamā¦. Mod stuff |
Shemson
07.18.23 | Coltent is nice
I imagine the site will encourage Collaboration |
Storm In A Teacup
07.18.23 | Corkon if you strike it rich do you plan on buying the Indianapolis Colts? |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.18.23 | as mod i will enforce a no-4 star+ policy on anything that isnt trv like how sput wont let me go below 2 |
sneakers
07.18.23 | Based |