Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | we're gonna rock this house till we knock it down
so fuck it kick the bucket let yourself out
life's too short to not go for broke |
Colton
07.02.22 | pls give me credit for the idea, preferably in the description as well as in an actual entry in the list |
Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | oh you're gonna be on this list, every day. |
Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | Colton what year are you and potsy going to announce you are an item? |
Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | A good feeling about this list, I have. The dark side is strong, but not strong enough. |
MarsKid
07.02.22 | check Zapruder |
Gyromania
07.02.22 | Yrd |
JayEnder
07.02.22 | I can smell #7 |
Space Jester
07.02.22 | Storm is that you and your son in your pfp |
Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | that is me and the frontman for Emery |
Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | in....?....2014? |
Colton
07.02.22 | nice shorts |
Storm In A Teacup
07.02.22 | thanks. if you think im gonna wear anything but shorts in the middle of summer inside of a barn in oklahoma you're crazy or a rancher |
Trebor.
07.02.22 | "Album aside right now, you never name the vocalist's actual name – let alone the other band members. Instead, you refer to Maria only as "she", "her", the *female* singer/screamer, before making brash comparisons to vocalists who frankly bare little-to-no resemblance to Future Palace's sound or influence."
This has been stuck in my head for however long it's been since it was originally posted |
Purpl3Spartan
07.02.22 | What are they even trying to say |
naughtcturnal
07.02.22 | 10 had me splitting |
Kompys2000
07.02.22 | Do you have no ruth for the Wendy's worker?
My friends, my review indeed foretells what I'm trying to teach you. This album is a warning for those who can understand its meaning. Most of you laugh at me. I do not laugh back. You have yet to foreguess how dire your situation is. Even Deez, who superficially praised my review earlier, he now joins in the laughing. He has yet to truly understand my meaning.
My friends, I come here not as a reviewer, but as a forespeaker: your life, as it is, will not abide much longer. Do not overlook the meaning of this album. There are many who laugh at this review since it lowers the many, disrespects the listeners, and prioritizes lyric/meaning over the sheer sound of the music.
I did not write this review to disrespect the many. I wrote it to help those fewfolk who see the significance of this album's message.Truefriends, please do not indulge in the belief that our current lifeway is normal. Sputnikfriends, please see the strangeness behind this lifeway, and forego it. Nothing you inbide is healthful, no matter your opinion. Everything about this time is wholly strange and unforeheard.
I foresee nothing but berating for this post. I hope that there are occasional readers who see its wisdom, and who can acknowledge the outlandishness of such nowtide mechanical bespeaking outcoming from the normal commenters.
-manfromthesewer lamenting the poor reception of his Deathspell Omega review |
pizzamachine
07.02.22 | “Oh sweet shit new Conjurer. My orbussy is so ready.” - Orb
Conjurer (UK) - Pathos |
Supercoolguy64
07.02.22 | lmao 6 |
DinosaurJones
07.03.22 | Yes, this is certainly sputnikmusic. Good to know that some things don't change
I guess that's also just the internet though. |
Colton
07.03.22 | storm ina teacup will 100% by the dwon fall of this site and the entir world |
Storm In A Teacup
07.03.22 | Lol okay Drunkton |
Koris
07.11.22 | "Tried Anal Masturbation, it was disastrous. I got my asshole irritated and my shit went everywhere.
But, still less gross than this album."
-Aberf, thread for Blue Lips by Tove Lo |
Deathconscious
07.18.22 | Now we're cookin. |
Deathconscious
07.18.22 | "This album being only a 3.2 makes this website lose all credibility, super disrepectful. It is one of the goat modern metalcore albums, no whiny screamo in sight and one with the sun is the best metalcore song since 2018"
- thedangerman on Unearth's Extinction(s) average |
FR33L0RD
07.18.22 | Some human mutants do have more than one asshole, metaphorically true obvious fact revealed by social science, haha! |
Colton
07.21.22 | "Let’s not forget:
1. You’re literally in high school LMAO
2. You spend your time listening to jazz and incomprehensible death metal that only the SWEATIEST of showerless nerds would even entertain listening to
3. Your whole life revolves around listening to the most obscure music possible so that you can POTENTIALLY think you are interesting to any human living, and god knows you’re failing miserably
don’t know why you’d ever think you should type in my direction" - 33333333333
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Deathconscious
12.02.22 | Redacted |
Nikkolae
12.02.22 | that one hurt my soul |
unclereich
12.02.22 | Andrew Jackson was the worst president what was that user thinking |
Deathconscious
12.02.22 | Redacted |
wutang4ever
12.02.22 | he's Yeezus |
MoM
12.02.22 | That whole comment smells like sweat and furious keystrokes |
unclereich
12.02.22 | Dawn. The Morning Sun cascaded through the trees like a hypernova imploded on itself and as the rays of sunshine scattered through the woodland where I lie, everything was silent. Then I awoke. In a pile of leaves splattered with blood, I have no idea whose blood it is. I look around but I see no signs of a wound of any sort. I double check. I am fine. As I stand up I realize time is running out, despite the Sun rising bringing warmth, life and light to my surroundings, I realize I have to keep moving forward. This trek will be tedius and will ultimately be the end of my existence, but I have to get there. After several hours of wandering, I am approached. This can't be happening now...not now, I have to get there. I can hear it...then it exploded from the dirt and rocks knocking me back a few thousand feet. I am alive, still...I am wounded now. Caustic burns all over my body, it makes eye contact with me.
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Deathconscious
12.02.22 | Honestly cant tell if wutang is just memeing though. They read like Youtube comments. |
MoM
12.02.22 | Reading it reminds me of the regret I feel after clicking on the comment section of social media posts
So, I think you’re onto something |
wutang4ever
12.02.22 | It's what happened to him. Imagine being fucked over so hard that your last hail mary is to just live through the night. He exposed them. I have major respect for him for not being a coward and speaking the truth. Who would do that? Trump? lmao nope, that piece of shit only cares about himself. Ye? He is literally attempting to be a martyr, 100%. He could sit in the shadows, not speak, move away with what cash he has left which is a lot, but they STOLE a lot. He's trying to tell you all we are getting fucked and no one wants to speak up. He did, and i respect that. |
unclereich
12.02.22 | when he said "room temperature iq(us)" all I could think is he's copying stuff from one of manny of reddit's echo chamber subs. |
Deathconscious
12.02.22 | Ok that confirms it. |
Deathconscious
12.02.22 | Had to delete my submissions. This is for SPUTNIK PASTA ONLY >:( |
wutang4ever
12.02.22 | Reddit is so awes - ACK |
wutang4ever
12.02.22 | ♥♥♥ |
Storm In A Teacup
01.19.23 | I'm so confused why did you redact |
Storm In A Teacup
01.19.23 | Was Coltons last submission about Johnny or Potsy I can't tell |
Demon of the Fall
01.19.23 | oh wow, I finally made one of these lists
completely missed this |
Demon of the Fall
01.19.23 | do you get banned for using things like that as your 'real name' when rating things? Asking for a friend |
Deathconscious
05.23.23 | "While I understand their decision, I'm sick to death of all these pussies in metal getting offended by everything. Metal is meant to be offensive. Even if they were actually racist, which I don't believe they are, I still wouldn't give a fuck. I listen to music for the tunes. I could give a fuck less about someone's personal politics or whether or not they might be "racist". Grow some balls and cry me a fucking river."
- DarkRecollections |
DadKungFu
05.23.23 | Both Sleep Token threads are goldmines rn |
fronk
05.23.23 | based tbh |
pizzamachine
05.23.23 | Facts |
Spec
05.23.23 | One day people will look back on Emmure the same way they do on guys like van gogh and such who could barely make money in their time but were later seen as artistic geniuses. I'm telling you guys Emmure understands something only people in a thousand years will.
-TrantaLocked |
Storm In A Teacup
05.24.23 | "do you get banned for using things like that as your 'real name' when rating things? Asking for a friend"
Theyve had these problems, they dont want them again. 🐒 |
Storm In A Teacup
05.24.23 | I need to recommit to this and make my predecessor proud |
Storm In A Teacup
05.24.23 | Ive been banned several times but never for my ratings. The only time it was an issue was someone wiped all of my blood on the dance floor 1s but then i vehemently protested by actively listening to the band and telling the mods about each song |
sneakers
05.24.23 | Commit to the bit |
Storm In A Teacup
05.24.23 | Boy howdy i been done doin this shit |
Storm In A Teacup
05.24.23 | Sputnik is my playground and the combination of words is infinite |
Supercoolguy64
05.24.23 | Where is deadcrown now |
Spec
05.25.23 | I feel like I remember the blood on the dance floor thing lol. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.09.23 | Lmao |
Storm In A Teacup
06.09.23 | Im cappin on this list 2day |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | YES copy pasta me next or 💣 |
TheAntichrist
06.09.23 | i don't even remember saying 3 lmao |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | Pizza i need you to make a pasta comment for once in order to do that |
pizzamachine
06.26.23 | Make me |
pizzamachine
06.26.23 | No srsly |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | You say something so ridiculous someone would copy and paste it in the future to remind you how ridonkulous you are. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | Lol pizza |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | I saw that |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | Okay added you |
pizzamachine
06.26.23 | shit my life’s in a jar now
I do have a big noodle though |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | Maybe your name is pencil too. |
Pikazilla
06.26.23 | sputnik copypasta III: eat shit |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | Elephants do fling their poop. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.26.23 | Adding the suggestions that were still on part 2 comments. Will try to please phero and match the comments up to the right band |