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Sputnik Copypasta II: The Great Pasta Wars EP: 1

If you have or had any complaints about the list, please let me know, i, like deathconscious, will take them under very serious consideration, roundabout a thick as a brick member of this wall issuing a budgie to yell, or legitimate victim of a knight who kept saying none shall pass and you shall die, despite being king of the britains, refusing to die, so be it, nee, flesh wounds, etc, come at you stupid bastard!, tis but a flesh wound, looney! come on then! alright we'll call it a draw, no matter what, i promise to uphold copypasta quality of law, until my responsibility comes to an end
1Craft
White Noise and Black Metal


Every artist has the choice to remain independent. These guys didn't and now they're facing the consequences.

- Get Low's take on Dragged Into Sunlight being ripped off by their label
2Danny Brown
uknowhatimsayinÂż


interstellar is definitely ridiculous and you have to suspend disbelief to really enjoy it, but i do appreciate what it gets scientifically right. a wormhole (based on what we currently know how they'd work) would have you enter on an angle in order to be able to exit, and would be very mind-bending.

- gyromania
3Torture Chain
The Ascent of Deimos


i mean at least just title this shit, 'sput quotes i think are funny'

there's nothin pasta bout this shit

ruinin the name at this point

- sach
4Bad Bad Hats
It Hurts


I'm not really into pop (I'm an Opeth fan, actually), but sometimes I hear a pop song that I just love, but in secret. You know, like things you like but you don't even know why and you're ashamed of it.

- onirium
5Kimi Karki
Eye for An Eye


you called me a ***** in 2010

- damus (was inactive since 2010)
6Maveth
Of Serpent and Shadow


It's annoying because I doubt the majority of their fanbase would have cared if they kept him. The deathcore community in general never struck me as snowflakey.

- get low commenting on Lorna Shore's vocalist getting booted for being a sexual predator
7Shabazz Palaces
Black Up


Dear Sonic.

Lets chat sometime. I'm done acting like a little bitch. And to all of sputnik this is my formal apology. I was reading way too deep in my own art and I went on this weird punk rock bender. I really miss this place. I feel so bad about my last list. I decided to not delete it and just let the mean comments stay. You guys are right about me. And it seems like Sonic the Plumber, you are the one who is kinda the leader of this place in some possible way. Thanks guys. Um I'll just add a few albums I have been listening to lately. Just silly classics I like.

I went on a rodeo ride with this pretty girl back in 2011. I literally fckin lost my manhood on the night of...Well the night of the Rev's death. Beautifully tragic right? I guess? But anyways, Sonic, and the rest of you guys. . .I was acting like kind of a pussy ass bitch when I wrote that last list...
8Satsang
The Story of You


I was stuck in the Matrix. So anyways let's chat. You reviewed my very first EP back in 2012 and I thought your review was short and sweet but it was well written and you sorta helped me gain a bit of a following on here.. So anyways shout my inbox Sonic. Thanks man. And to the rest of you guys. What's been up? Sorry I had to get off the grid for a bit. As a musician I did a foolish thing and read waaaaay too deep into the rating of that last album lol. Soo any like stoney kinda synister gates anyone besides the badass sonic can rec on here? I'd appreciate it. Thanks guys. Again...

- deadcrown
9Jon Wayne and The Pain
Surrender


ghost reveries and watershed are very "alternative" to me.

For the few songs I heard in both albums. Mikael was switching towards screaming, more than death growls. So in a way....if you combine screams and clean singing, that's the ABC of the Alternative metal foundation.

- rodrigo
10Blood Incantation
Hidden History of the Human Race


"culturally huge" is relative, but anyways, I don't think Radiohead was the last. I don't remember their name, but I believe there was one last band who had an actual massive cultural impact. And I don't mean Tool, they have almost zero influence whatsoever.

Did you ever listen to another band that sounded like they were influenced by Tool, unless you explored far underground? I don't think so.

- rellik009
11Slutvomit
Copulation of Cloven Hooves


how do you tell friends that their music tastes suck? Im just used to calling people fags for listening to crappy music. But how can i convince people that avenge sevenfold arent the most heavy band ever or that new music doesnt suck or that im not gay for listening to indie? idk. rec me stuff based on these digs.

- handoman
12Seizures
Reverie of the Revolving Diamond


Dads were off their neck on LSD, involved in threesomes and jamming Pink Floyd in their teens all the while grafting at exams that were harder, entering jobs that were more back breaking and forever being told to 'man up' and settling down at 21 to raise brats who will forever ponce off of him, tell him he doesn't understand and that his music is shite.

HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!!!

- zak
13Mortal Incarnation
Lunar Radiant Dawn


Does this riff and what have you?

- zak
14Reuben and the Dark
Funeral Sky


Element: I had a full fucking review for this album but no shitty sputnik decided to fuck up and not publish it, therefore I lost my review I spent an hour writing, fuck you sputnik and your outdated piece of shit website that can go fuck itself.



Johnnyonthespot: it wasn't a mistake - we screened it because it wasn't v good, sry m8

element: yes I am so retarded to have faith in a website to not fucking time me out for no reason, seriously people are acting like they are better than me because they know how to avoid a simple mistake that everyone has made, I don't get it, most of this thread is either insulting me for a simple mistake, making fun of my let's face it an awful review and my music tastes
15Mortiferum
Disgorged From Psychotic Depths


Anyone complaining about Heretic's production doesn't understand it, sorry, it's just too complex for you

- snox
16Signs Of The Swarm
Vital Deprivation


"Victims coming out on 'social media' LOL. If it was such a big deal these people would have gone to local authorities in the first place. Plenty of people make mistakes on social media, shit happens. Get over it."

"The fuck you trying to do Darius? You can't just post a blank comment on this site because it goes to an error page. Your post was clearly posted to garner attention since you added God knows how many ::spacebars:: to your comment."

- BigP
17 Charnel Altar
Demo


Politely asking for a ratings wipe. The simple reason being I no longer want to have ratings below 3 due to a newfound moral code

- evok
18MDC
Millions of Dead Cops


how many times has this been called the Kid A of the 2010's, and am I the first? because it's true...

- sowingseason on Flying Lotus' Cosmogramma
19Sanguisugabogg
Pornographic Seizures


I mean deathcore isnt a genre. All metalcore has death metal influences. When people say deathcore they just mean metalcore with more deathmetal than hardcore than some other metalcore bands


- alias
20Mortal Wound
Forms of Unreasoning Fear


I was coming back from the stage, blood on my face, grinning like a maniac, wearing a Slayer shirt and halfway the festival site I bump into this scrawny twink. He starts looking at my shirt and in this godawful Antwerp accent and unbearably nasal voice he starts to go off "that Slayer show sucked" and shite like that. I was like a foot taller than him, and about 40 pounds bigger and he didn't look like he ever practiced some boxing, which suddenly seemed to dawn upon him because he took a run for it once I started staring at him with one aggressively raised eyebrow.

- thalassic
21The Sundays
Reading, Writing and Arithmetic


The reviews for this album are clearly written by 12 year old children, metalcore mostly sucks thanks to screamo garbage vocals but winston has finally evolved his impressive vocals to a better metal vocal style. Calling it "tough guy metal" and hating it for that is comical because metal is supposed to be tough, not whiny, ever listened to Metallica? If it wasn't for guys like winston & jesse leach and bands like Bury your dead & hatebreed I would never listen to metalcore at all, the genre is for whiny little emos

- thedangerman
22Matisyahu
Undercurrent


you know what? Fuck it im done. the majority of this site is the reason why we will lose freedom of speech, because they cant handle reading words or agree with someones beliefs. It's people like that who ruin it for us all. Sure I dislike some shit I read but Jesus Christ, it's not a reason to mute them. I get it, but I, on the otherhand, could care less what people say or talk about, it's all a learning experience. I legit got my comments wiped for apologizing to a kid I enjoyed talking to. I make alt accounts as a joke, it was funny to me. This is why 4chan is the best website to post on, I am myself and have never been banned. And never will. I just miss my friends on here and for someone to take something I typed out of context to try and make me look like a piece of shit is low. Sometimes people say things they don't mean in the spur of the moment, especially with alcohol. So, fuck you, fuck me, fuck God and fuck BLM. It's not even about empowering the Black Man anymore,
23Maya Elena
Igiene


it's about putting the White man down. Oh yeah, Darius, neck yourself faggot.

Props...

Notrap, Park, Art, Tri, Butcherboy, Sowing(two-faced faggot but love still), Drifter, Jay, Lucca, teamster, kalkweise, dbizz, Avagantamos

all in all fuck off and listen to Pantera

- aiwaz
24Have a Nice Life
Sea of Worry


Chug73: Flug you really are a clown and should just hang yourself (take pics so I can see).

Flugmorph: woooooow dude i thought we cool
25Lord Mantis
Universal Death Church


Can someone remove the "rock" label from sex pistols page, they are 100% pure punk. Gives the website bad rep having something like this

- thedangerman
26Rhian Sheehan
A Quiet Divide


ReefaJones 3. If I were in your shoes I'd off myself. What's the point of living such a sad life after all. This will be the last time you'll get a response from me. I'm sure you'll continue to obsess over me. Maybe I even haunt you in your dreams. Anyway, have a sad day.
August 18 12:07 AM • Remove
ReefaJones 2. The sad thing is that you'll never ever find a partner and die the lonely abomination that you are. Not having any friends on top of that must make the crippling loneliness almost unbearable. I can't even imagine
August 18 12:07 AM • Remove
ReefaJones 1. Imagine continuously posting on my lists and stalking me on reviews even when you are getting ignored. You are such a pathetic loser with no life lmao. I know that I destroyed you in a battle of wits weeks ago. If I had known that you are some hyperfocused ahdh-ridden aspergers kid I would have spared you back then.

- reefajones
27Brainshit
Stabs of Holistic Mental Assault


So this is the place where the losers hang out and giggle at each other's pathetic attempts at humor lmao?
Pots will spend the next months, maybe more to continuously write comments on my lists or wherever i choose to post while I'll just delete his comments with 1 click and ignore him. If he'd just be half as tenacious in finding a job or living a life worthwhile that'd be something right?. Him wasting all this time on a person that he doesn't even know irl gives me a lot of satisfaction though, not gonna lie. Anyway, didn't mean to interrupt. Please continue your school gossiping.

- reefajones
28Big K.R.I.T.
4eva Is a Mighty Long Time


Again Alex, challenge me. Guaranteed I make you look like an imbecile - I'll even give you a full night to prepare as I have to be up early in the morning. You think I just play devil's advocate, go on then, back that shit up. We can do a fb call debate even, if you think you can stay on task and not resort to pointing out what a sad pathetic man I am. I know how you love your insulting tangents.

- gyromania
29Pinegrove
Marigold


"listen to your parents kiddo, objectively speaking you're mentally just a toddler compared to them, they have the experience of life, you have the experience of what others tell you to think. not to mention your generation knows shit about politics overall - so sorry to open up your eyes lul. trust your family, not media, not your low iq friends, nobody wants your well-being more than your family. jesus christ what a generation of gullible boys."

"Ryus: Nah man, why believe your dad who loves you when you can open up your TV/social media like a sheep and think as the elite tells you to think? Fuck our families right? They're OLD, therefore gonna listen to some partisan journalists instead."

- baseline
30Little Big League
These Are Good People


There’ll come a time where people will be walking around openly masturbating and people will be all for it because it’s a sign of ‘individual release’
Someone might moan about it on an inconsequential music site and say how rubbish things have become and 94% of the user base will tell you ‘to get fucked grandad’ and such like

- zakalwe
31Mannequin Pussy
Patience


Disagree. You can create standards of quality which turn something subjective into objective.

For example:

What makes a band good at playing live shows?

1. They put on a fucking show, lots of energy, etc
2. They play their instruments very well, the singers voice is in top shape, their not falling over drunk and forgeting the lyrics or playing sloppy
3. The quality of the sound is good, you can hear what's being played and the sound guys did a tip top job
4. They surprise you with cool live stuff, interact with the audience, sing or play songs differently
5. There is a good conection with the crowd who sing and mosh etc

Now, if a band has all 5 of these points, i don't care about your opinion, they are objectively a good live band. And any and all of these points i submitted aren't subjecvtive, they can be objectively verified.

I can make a list like this for "How to make a good album" or whatever other areas involved in music.

- veks
32Sunless
Urraca


Well if Science can't prove it then i must be wrong.
Because everything science says is right, is objectively right, right?
Define what objective is. Is it a material reality? Define what a material reality is. Is it a fact? What is a fact? Something that is proven to be true. What is proven to be true? What science says is true. So if science says a hypothesis is the most likely, then it suddenly becomes the objective truth? Until it gets debunked and something else becomes the truth? So science uses facts to ascertain truth, and yet they still constantly have to change what is true according to the changing times.

We come full circle, if science can't prove something then it is not the objective truth you say. Except social convetions exist and the term good or bad is a social convention. It does not require scientific study to be ascertained. What is good is what a community deems through the creation of standards of quality that one must achieve to be good. Science has nothing to
33Grand Demise of Civilization
Below the Feet of Kings


do with this and even mentioning science in this discussion is what is ridiculous, as if science is completly objective and the only way to ascertain a truth.

It's funny that people on that side of the argument are so condescending. A difference of opinion doesn't make someone smarter and thinking you already know the answer to something without even debating it shows the opposite and is the antithesis of a suposedly scientific mind. You should always question, not just assume you're right or blindly follow scientism.

You can put this one on the list too buddy.

- veks
34Nothingness
The Hollow Gaze of Death


He hasn’t been racist.

He has called Chinese people sub-human as a result of them eating dog.

- zak
35The Motion Mosaic
Avant-Garbage


BTBAM s always been a band that attracts dilusional crybabies and godawful edgelord purists. yall can pathetically 1, 2 or 3 this but the monolithic avrg withstands any pitiful trolling attempt out of sheer ignorance. no ones gonna remember u anyway.

- in7hox
36Mastodon
Cold Dark Place


who gives a shit what they do in their free time bro.

- WretchedCacophony's reaction to people bringing up the Inquisition guy's child porn conviction
37Intronaut
Fluid Existential Inversions


*Ars makes list about how the garage tag is for electronic music and not garage rock*

Me: I'm going to keep using it incorrectly just so you know.

Ars: aDoLfChRiSt Is So EdGy AnD cOoL! But we already knew that since he named his main account AdolfChrist, like a badass 13 year old

But you do you, I'm just getting the word out.
38Mihali
Breathe and Let Go


what gives her the right to go on stage and subject everybody to having to watch her take pictures of herself, f'ing disgrace

she is lucky is was not a real band, with real adult fans or they would of actually continued the beating in the crowd

- wham49's take on the lead singer of The Story So Far dropkicking a fan off the stage
39Grimes
Miss Anthropocene


I'm such an unabashed ass person. Like big titties are awesome and amazing and I'd never scoff at them, but they don't feel as base level essential. But I'm also open to most body types. Faces are obviously a huge draw; very rarely have I ever found myself ignoring a face. But personalities are super hot too; if I can laugh a lot and goof/joke with a chick or debate with them then it's a huge deal for me. But on the subject of smut, lets talk about Jada Stevens' ass, I feel like the geometry of it reveals higher truths of the universe. And the first several years of Proxy Paige was basically the perfect porn star imo. Plus, we can't sleep on Sasha Grey or even Jinx Maze. Alexis Texas is the hottest possible Karen. Also, I apologize if I seem zealous, I am pretty buzzed in this moment.

- Milliondead
40Shell of a Shell
Away Team


Congratulations, you're 1 out of the millions of other people who like the same albums you do, how unique and different is that. well, it doesnt say "personal" favorite albums, even so, there is already dozens of lists on here with the same albums, this is redundant

- Tundra
41Secede
Silent Flower Observers


Mutt langes production is elder god tier on this

You can feel the fuck energy of him cheating on shania twain in the pounding beats and juicy hooks

Not an album for chastity caged antifa members with negative testosterone levels and midwit IQs hence the low rating on this resetera colony

- goodsitebaduserbase on a Nickelback album
42The Devil and the Almighty Blues
Tre


you internet kids have never been to a show or been around these people in your life stop typing like you know people and would say shit to their faces. also go listen to fiona apple if you’re scared of getting hit by something at a show, if a show environment sounds like it’s not for you, it’s probably not for you.

I exist on this planet for a plethora of reasons but to care if you tolerate me or not is certainly not one of them internet boy. If you have problems with what I type in this regard you gotta severely reevaluate your life. reevaluate why you think you can call yourself a man.

all you guys outside of botb have literally no depth to discuss this issue either btw, y’all do not be outside like that I promise you. these are online words coming from y’all who would get pummeled saying shit like that to people within core communities. not tryna play tough guy I’m just keeping it a buck wit y’all.

- torts
43Afterbirth
Four Dimensional Flesh


go to philly and give that dancing superiority spheal to joe hardcore and see what happens, all I’m sayin

calling out very real outside consumer entitlement, especially from someone who’s never been in a band or obviously has never been active in their local scenes that come across these things, is not condescending. it is a justified response to an immature mindset.

I wish I could say one day you’ll look at this and realize this repetition bit doesn’t carry half the weight you think it does, but you seem way too indignant to even consider second guessing yourself. self righteousness will be the death of man.

the abundance of individuals that still have a 16 year old perception of what self awareness is is astounding.

- torts
44Four Tet
Rounds


Nah, i think the hilarious part is if it was a dude he kicked, this thread would be a third of its size. parker is a verifiable douche, but not for this. homegirl was clout chasing and knew she was in the wrong. When people disrespect your craft to be obnoxious, they don't even remotely deserve respect. If only we could all legally dropkick self-important fools off of a stage

- radiosuicide on The Story So Far's singer dropkicking a fan off of the stage
45Sutrah (CAN)
Aletheia


Guys seriously, this isn't cool at all. Even if I bash a genre I won't rate an album unless I've heard the album. All of you idiots just brought it's average down from a 4 to a 3.9 when you haven't even given it a chance. You guys don't see me rating a bunch of death metal albums 1s. I don't even rate them at all. But whatever...

Dude seriously, why are you guys being such dicks? The fact that a ton of death metal heads who rated this all 1 are commenting at the same time makes it look like nothing other than trolling. Please just stop.

"Ars, it is a joke, be calm."

Yeah, but you're damaging Ween's average in the process.

- ars
46Impiety
Kaos Kommand 696


Look, all I'm really saying here is that, in my experience, people who may have been born crack-addicted, and who do not put limitations on their own habits and behaviors, have a VERY hard time listening to Danny Brown, and it's not specifically because of his style.

People can dislike him all they want. Honestly, it's logical. I'm just a sucker for conceptual cohesion and accurate portrayals of human psyche, and I think the way he's received by the public perfectly reflects on the public itself.

- XSebbyMcMuffinX
47Primo
Nothing Hides Under the Sun


Alright I'll entertain this whatever, what makes Meshuggah so dynamic then mate. And I do get Meshuggah, listen to the riff so much it starts to get better and you get hypnotized by it, yeah that's a load of bullcrap right there, Meshuggah fans are one of the most pretentious fanbases in metal. I dont get why Meshuggah fans feel the need to constantly pan bands who are influenced by them. Definitely some white supremacy parallels going on, "we are superior to you in every way", that's exactly how Meshuggah fans sound. Your opinion is surely not needed on X band Meshuggah fan I assure you, go back to listening to the same riff for 30 minutes straight

- tundra
48Pepper Proud
Water


I would just lunge at the fucker from the dark with a knife, breathing heavily and flailing blade around trying to cut anything in my way. Heck I might even scream from time to time IDK. And I sleep naked so if you're the attacker, you're going to turn around with your flashlight and see this pasty white boy, naked, on all fours, lunge at you with a knife and bloodshot eyes.

would try to be quiet so I could take the attacker on by surprise, and being on all fours makes doing that much easier because you are equalizing your weight in comparison to standing.

LMFAO I make no guarantee that I would best said attacker, but said attacker at the very least should not underestimate me. I'm not muscular or physically fit, but under pressure I think I could be quite the menace.

- caliggyjack
49Blind Guardian
Imaginations from the Other Side


by the way, the allegations aren't the only shitty thing about Jesse Lacey, both he and his wife are also basically SJW's, you cannot disagree with them in any way whatsoever or they ban you from their social media.

- eons
50Devangelic
Resurrection Denied


When Demoshits say 'racist', what they really mean is kill whitey

- meridiu (its latin)
51Warp Chamber
Implements of Excruciation


"systemic" just means you're part of a lefty racist cult and want your ideas to sound smart

the leading cause of poverty is single parenthood. leftists created this situation on purpose with welfare and abortion to create a permanent underclass of economic slaves through bad incentive structures - to create a permanent class of people that vote only for them. before welfare and abortion, single parenthood was less than 4% as opposed to 50% now.

- meridiu (its latin)
52Temple of Void
The World That Was


In order for a civilization to survive you need a replacement rate of 2.1. Our current rates are like 1.7 at most. In order for civilization to continue, marriage has to work for at least 50-60% of the population. Currently it only works well for 10-20%.

No fault divorce might help one or two loser women that weren't responsible with their choices, but the rest of society shouldn't have to suffer for them.

Giving women freedom is fine, but teaching them at elementary school that being a wife is evil patriarchy is just stupid. It was probably propaganda planted by the soviets and chi comm's too.

- meridiu (its latin)
53Caustic Wound
Death Posture


meridiu spittin' the truth tho

The "pastas" have gotten increasingly more political and lame. The list was better when it was just my Dragged Into Sunlight type of shit.

- get low
54Black Curse
Endless Wound


someone: it's a one pixel pic, cut me some slack

sach: you think that's one pixel?

someone: i can't see very well also

sach: excuses are a diversionary tactic owned by conservative/neoliberal fucks unwilling to admit responsibility to disgusting actions
55The Smith Street Band
Don't Waste Your Anger


I remember when I had a profile on here years ago (not snide lol) there was this guy that would follow me around on everything I ever commented and would be like “yeah but you 5’d Black Veil Brides” and I think it was the first time I could tell that someone had severe mental issues on the internet. I think his name was futures or something? Futures something. Very autistic.

- jeremiahbullfrog
56Elder (USA-MA)
Omens


MaryBabko: Posh bitches can be okay, i dunno what it is about emo bitches for me though. The phase i just never grew out of i guess,just a shame that all the (very few) ones my age tend to have 10 dicks up em in quick succession. Finding a single adult emo bitch is difficult
June 30 07:10 PM
MaryBabko: Ahha thank you :D I dunno why i've got this mad fascination with emos. Never grew outta the phase. It's skele btw :D
June 30 05:48 PM
MaryBabko: Where else is good for emos except Arndale man? Debating another trip to Manny with the one purpose of meeting an emo hoe :D

- skele
57Fiona Apple
Fetch The Bolt Cutters


I just think you should draw a line with what you put up here and immortalize on the site forever.

- Colton
58Jeff Buckley
Grace


@Heck: Thank you very much. Here's some poetry of mine, especially for you.

Most people are able tot stand on their own feet. But then there are also people, who pull themselves up by pushing others down.

I'm sure you guessed it already. You are one of those, Heck.

You need to scat on people like Manson. You need to scat on people like me. You need this crap.

It makes you feel bigger. It makes you feel better.

Because you're hollow. Because you're empty. Because you're nothing.

You worthless little parasite.

Maybe I should pitty you, but that just doesn't sound like me.

You can thank me, by putting a gun in your mouth. Cheers mate!

- azog
59Slift
Space Is the Key


LMAO it's always on the consumer to foot the bill for the artist eh? Fucking Jesus I am not gonna pay all that money to own each song. Whether spotify pays em right or not ain't my fucking problem. I could never afford 80% of the music I listen to were it not for spotify. But fuck the poors right?

Nobody on the street gives a shit about your stupid, pretentious view of "art". They want to listen to the latest bangers and move on with their day. Imagine giving this much of a shit about a site you have made it clear you don't listen to. If these artists want better pay go somewhere else or deal with it. Nobody is holding a gun to the artists head to sign the fucking contract. If that prevents you from making serious money from music, then go do a different fucking job or something, stop trying to force us consumers to foot your bill because you were too inbred to make a smart contracting decision.

Y'all are acting like a bunch of fucking children over a generic streaming site. Imagine
60Sianvar
Stay Lost


being this much of a braindead, attention deficit, shitweed that you spend your time bitching and moaning about the "art" of music in comparison to streaming. Art is a dumb blanket term used by fart sniffing "intellectuals" to give certain works some semblance of academic worth that doesn't exist.

Get yer heads outta your asses. This stupid type of shit is why this site is becoming harder and harder to stick around with. Holy fucking shit this is the dumbest fucking thread I have seen in awhile and nol is 100% correct. It is not our fucking responsibility to give a fuck about a bunch of attention whoring 20 somethings whose only sense of validation comes from their instagram follow count and their spotify view charts.

- CalligyJack
61A Lot Like Birds
Conversation Piece


Just against idea of taking an experimental vaccine with a terrible track record according to VAERS. The bigger problem is not the virus; rather it's corporations and governments collaborating in pushing vaccine mandates for population control and profits with total disregard for efficacy and safety. Remember when terrorism was the big thing after 9/11 and everyone lapped up whatever the fuck GW was hootin and hollerin along with the rest of his neocon cronies? Remember how through panic they passed legislation like the patriot act and expanded unconstitutional surveillance security apparatuses? Well here we are reliving the same motions towards totalitarianism.

For real, pull your heads out your fucking asses if you havent caught on yet. Look whats happening to Australia, France, NYC, etc. Its not okay and I would much rather risk dying from something with a 99.8% of killing me than having my life regimented and controlled by corporations and corporate prostitutes, namely politicians
62Hail the Sun
Wake


Boy is that quackin crazy or what!

any of you scared of this, remember you are going to die some day. if you really care that much about your life then exercise, eat well and develop a healthier state of mind. turns out healthy people are far less likely to die than immunocompromised, obese patients and elederly. wow magical isnt it. but sure inject however many vaccines and boosters into your blood stream and see how that works out for you."

- ratcatbaby
63Nord (FRA)
The Only Way To Reach The Surface


1994 is my birth year yes my fine sir I'm a grown man. Nerd kid. Imagine going by thy supreme vomit kommander. Embarrassing. Now nerd boy. I dont care what you have to type back. Im off to work. Aka suck a dick. Have fun on sputnik nerd. I never wanted this. But you'll remember it in the future.

I'm laughing my ass off. Lmao. I'm having fun. Dont get me confused. Not for one sec fine lad. You boys dont get it huh ? Lol. Wish you luck young jedi's luck. Lot of learning you must do yet.

- em1994
64Defeated Sanity
The Sanguinary Impetus


"Good luck with those high moral standards. As for me, I've got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and feelings to kill. So will you, eventually, as with maturity comes responsibility."

"Morals? This is black metal."

- azog
65Fear
The Record


tyler: "Haven’t read this thread and I’m not going to. Someone tell me though, are they still working with the same vocalist ?"

porcupinetheater: "Read the thread coward there's not even 100 comments"
66Bad Brains
Bad Brains


First: You should judge the music you
fucking snowflakes. If you want to critizice
the band's political views or whatever do it
on dorums but the score is for the music

Second: Like Lvxfra said I hope you all
don't buy to big companies or give most death
metal albums good scores. You collaborate with
way worse things than a band with fash
interviews from 20 years ago or a degenerate
obsessed with Lolita themed porn, yet you
choose to bervery conscious and vocal about
this because you've been brainwashed to
believe you live in a free, nice and caring
system so you have to virtue signaling your
compromise with its mantenance. Soon you'll
realize how stupid you are...

- frost15
67Madina Lake
The Beginning of New Endings


Album Rating: 4.0

I hate this album with a passion but it's definitely the objective peak of electronic music.

-baseline
68Black Country, New Road
Ants From Up There


retards in here crying because not everyone wants to hear every band act like the sleaford mods-shite miserable crybaby shit about how much their life sucks, and you know actually enjoys music

i swear some of you must be so miserable and insufferable in person, like every negative comment i ever hear about this band reeks of 'i failed in all my career ambitions so now i'm going to sit around and shit on other people's success'

these guys are the new wave and the future of british indie, get used to it or become the lame snobs you were supposed to rally against

-Sinternet (three days before the singer left the band lmao)
69Alexisonfire
Otherness


“I’m kinda liking what Russia did”

- Robertsona 3-25-22
70Will Smith
Big Willie Style


"Open marriage, positive-thinking, open-mindedness, yoga, all the truly progressive stuff. Future is now, old man. And Will is on the forefront of this titanic battle for the better future and ain't no jealous man gonna insult his wife!"

alkostach on the will smith thread
71Red Hot Chili Peppers
Unlimited Love


“ Josh was the best thing to happen to this band since By the Way, naturally they kicked him cos Frusciante hype would carry some mid singles into the top 40 and they couldn't be bothered making another actually interesting record”

- Rowan
72Thirty Seconds to Mars
AOL Sessions Undercover


"4 stays. The Sputnik cancel culture won’t stop me!"

- bookofthefallen's response to people who were weirded out by his list titled "help me find albums with naked women on covers" which included albums with children on the covers. the description: "its valentines day, so me and my right hand are looking for albums with naked women on the covers. do u know any?"
73Red Hot Chili Peppers
Mother's Milk


To call Limbaugh a "controversial" figure is a fucking joke. The guy got on radio 3 hours a day and gave his opinion, get over it. Really gross and immature.

-gordodustin

I forget sometimes how many libs are on this site. Got news for you guys though, conservatives like myself listen to a lot of different genres, from country to black metal to rap. Boxing people into musical categories based on their political beliefs makes you a loser.

-gordodustin again
74Pink Floyd
The Wall


>OF COURSE ROGER WATERS WASN'T INVOLVED. Roger became pro-communist in the last years and it would be nonsensical to take part of this reunion.

-rodrigo90
75Papa Roach
Who Do You Trust?


Album Rating 3.0
Storm In A Teacup : “"This is one of the better mainstream rock bands of the last two decades."

Album Rating 4.0
TheDangerman: “No way pal, papa roach have been making absolute trash music for almost 20 years now, their emo phase after infest/lovehate was unbearable. Mainstream bands like nickelback, avenged sevenfold, shinedown, foo fighters, 3 doors down etc have all made better music last 2 decades”
76Kendrick Lamar
Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers


“My sputnik account isn't reliable. Dont mistake what im about to say as me thinking it will impress you as you probably dont like most of this but my daily listening consistutes 50% rap and hip hop, 40% music from before the 2000s, and 10% my sputnik account. My daily artists are Avidince, Jadakiss, Method Man, Men Without Hats, Ro$$ Mac, Joeel Ortiz, KXNG Crooked, Mid West Kings, Nas, Dance Gavin Dance, and like 20 others i have an uber order im out of time here goodbye”

-Storm In A Teacup
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