just buried my cat lisa
im sad |
| 1 |  | Lisa Miskovsky
Fallingwater
i met lisa when i was 18 years old. she was working as an intern at my local pet farm that i frequented. She was friendly but i was very shy. after a day of heavy binge drinking i asked the owned if i could adopt lisa as my pet. he said yes and i bought lisa home. it was really fun at first. ive never owned a pet so this was a challenge for both of us |
| 2 |  | Lisa Germano
On The Way Down From The Moon
then i lost my job. i was no longer able to support the two of us. i stopped buying cat foood and i tried to sustain the both of us with saltine crackers and peanut butter. this created some tension between the two of us. i was trying my hardest to feed us bother but why didn't she try to find a job???? we fought a lot during this time period and we both said things that we regret. |
| 3 |  | Lisa Mitchell
Said One to the Other
lisa stopped coming home at this point. she claimed it was long hours at the farm, fam. i believed her for a little but then one day when i got the mail i noticed a atrange letter. it was from the columbian death cartels. they said that lisa still owed them a debt and that she better come through. at first i wrote this off as a prank. this couldn't be real right? I confronted lisa about this and she acted a little strange saying it was probably kids or whatever, even though she was obviously uncomfortable. |
| 4 |  | Lisa Gerrard
The Black Opal
Then we had the worst night of our lives. at 3pm some masked men like creatures stormed our house. they beat al of our backpacks, threw our fish down the drain, and opened our windows on a stormy night ruining our hairpieces. They grabbed lisa and told her she still had a job to do and that her debt wasn't paid yet. they shot me with a bazooka, knocking me out and when i awoke lisa was gone. |
| 5 |  | Lisa Kelly
Lisa
a few days later there was a bank robbery. during the chase a helicopter provided footage and in the car guess who i saw. It was lisa. she was driving downtown in a white mini van at an extraordinary speed with cops right on her tail. while attempting A DANGEROUS MANeueuveer she flipped her car, she managed to escape the car and proceeded to run through people's yard, when she was surrounded by the police, lisa the cat pulled out a gun |
| 6 |  | Lisa Hannigan
Sea Sew
She then shot herself. i was devastated and i couldn't believe what i just saw. What was i supposed to do ? she was the only pet ive ever owned and she fucking robbed a bank... it was at this moment the masked men barged into my house again and hit me with a jar of peanuts. knocking me out. When i awoke there was a briefcase filled with $10000000000.00 nd a note from liisa. it explained that she did was she had to do to supposrt us and that was was sorry things turned out the way that they did. but the money was untraceable and i was free to spend it on whatever i wanted to. |
| 7 |  | Cat Power
What Would the Community Think
although the money is nice. i wish i had my cat back |
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