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05.03.16 OH GOD LENTILS EVERYWHERE HALP04.26.16 Old song of mine without vocals + thing
04.25.16 HEAVIEST METAL BANDS IN EXISTENCE

OH GOD LENTILS EVERYWHERE HALP

^ I honestly have no fucking clue. Irrelephant list is irrelephant. ALSO COMPLETELY RANDOM SHIT I LIKE BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
1Arcade Fire
Funeral


I never wanted to pick up this record when I first heard of it because I thought it was bad hipster-y stuff. Was sorely mistaken.
2Every Time I Die
Hot Damn!


ONE LINERS! RIFFS! ABANDON! PARRTTTYYYYYYYY!
3Every Time I Die
New Junk Aesthetic


PAAAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYsdihklsdjhylkdfjhgfcm,xbnxm,zbcv,mxcbn,mdsbhiul435i84y5
4Say Anything
...Is a Real Boy


Taught me way back that pop-punk, emo and the like wasn't just restricted to things like say, Hawthorne Heights and Good Charlotte
5Nails
Abandon All Life


Rips. Angrier than a chicken who just got sexually violated on steroids.
6Nausea
Extinction


Crusty num nums. Thank you, Sputnik and MadKungFu
7Mastodon
Crack the Skye


Classic rock, prog, and older mastodon combine to form this. So much fun.
8Cult Leader
Lightless Walk


Pissed as fuck.
9Bright Eyes
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning


Poison Oak ( T_T)
10Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me


Thank you, Sputnik
11Pig Destroyer
Terrifyer


Love this to death. Heavier than fat Chino Moreno, a few elephants and a huge demonic gong. Scary. And the lyrics holy shit
12Avatarium
Avatarium


Gloomy doom riffery seamlessly mixed with sad, wonderful folk parts and bluesy vocals.
13Clutch
Psychic Warfare


"FIRST THING THAT I DID
WAS BUY A PACK OF SMOKES"
14Johnny Cash
American III: Solitary Man


This guy could fucking properly cover a song. First Cash record I heard, listened to it on a whim.
15Johnny Cash
At Folsom Prison


Fantastic as well.
16The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Are You Experienced


"PURPLE HAZE
ALL IN MY BRAIN"

*poorly plays guitar riff*
17Darkthrone
A Blaze in the Northern Sky


The intro is extremely unsettling, I paused it while I was jamming this the first time out of unease.
18Lou Reed
Berlin


A favourite. Dramatic and bleak.
19Low
I Could Live in Hope
20Godspeed You! Black Emperor
'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!


jk overrated as fck
21Napalm Death
Scum
22New Order
Low-Life


Was surprised as hell when I heard Elegia, didn't know it was the song used in that MGSV trailer.
23Shining (NOR)
Blackjazz


Mad. ty rusioan saterlyte
24Simon and Garfunkel
Bridge Over Troubled Water
25Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
I See a Darkness
26Rush
Moving Pictures
27David Bowie
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust...


Can't explain how much I love this.
28Sonic Youth
EVOL
29Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation
30Sturgill Simpson
A Sailor's Guide To Earth
31Sufjan Stevens
Carrie and Lowell
32Elliott Smith
Either/Or


Thank yer, Sputnikmusicassdicks
33The National
Boxer
34The Twilight Sad
Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave


Thanks, Sputnikchers
35Thou
Heathen
36Totem Skin
Weltschmerz


Dankie julle wonderlike hoerkinders
37Converge
You Fail Me
38Converge
Jane Doe
39Wire
Pink Flag
40Joy Division
Closer
41Interpol
Turn on the Bright Lights
42Townes Van Zandt
Townes Van Zandt
43Toad The Wet Sprocket
Pale
44R.E.M.
Automatic for the People
45The Afghan Whigs
Gentlemen
46Flipper
Album – Generic Flipper
47Black Flag
My War
48Dinosaur Jr.
You're Living All Over Me
49Pixies
Surfer Rosa
50Nirvana
In Utero
51Charles Mingus
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
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