Valkoor952: Conspiracy Theories

Valkoor952 09.24.18	inb4 someone mentions the lizards controlling the government, let's actually have something more believable eh ?
Snake. 09.24.18	INVESTIGATE 311
Sinternet 09.24.18	COINTELPRO except that was actually real
brainmelter 09.24.18	cicada 3301
Valkoor952 09.24.18	"COINTELPRO" That's not a conspiracy theory
iglu 09.24.18	the moon isn't real
Sinternet 09.24.18	i mean it was treated as such for a long time all kinds of fucked what the US has done internationally since WW2
impoppy 09.24.18	I don't actually believe this but I was in a play recently that was kind of a secular reimagination of the creation story in the Bible, and I did a lot of random research on people's takes on Genesis. Apparently there's a Christian sect that believes that we actually start out on Mars in Genesis, and the garden of Eden is the name of the space pod Adam and Eve used to escape the famine there and that pod is also the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
impoppy 09.24.18	In terms of conspiracy theories I buy into, a lot of MK Ultra stuff is super fucky. And HAARP machine stuff. Also that Henry Murray’s abusive psychological experiments at Harvard created the Unabomber but that's pretty much confirmed. Also I sometimes find it hard to not buy into the theory that our phones listen to us for advertising info. Probably just confirmation bias but the other day a friend asked for a neck massage and suggested I become a masseuse. The very next day I have ads on all my apps for renting out space in massage parlors. I've literally never googled anything to do with massages or posted anything about it anywhere.
heck 09.24.18	Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain and is also responsible for 9/11, the rise of Nazi Germany, and the crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth
iglu 09.24.18	courtney love is the reptilian queen
Valkoor952 09.24.18	"Also I sometimes find it hard to not buy into the theory that our phones listen to us for advertising info. Probably just confirmation bias but the other day a friend asked for a neck massage and suggested I become a masseuse. The very next day I have ads on all my apps for renting out space in massage parlors. I've literally never googled anything to do with massages or posted anything about it anywhere." This has been proven true multiple times, and has happened to me as well as some of my friends. There's definetly something there.
teamster 09.24.18	Michael Jordan's father was wacked by Vegas hitmen because of his son’s gambling habit - specifically not settling his debt.
dbizzles 09.24.18	'Also I sometimes find it hard to not buy into the theory that our phones listen to us for advertising info. Probably just confirmation bias but the other day a friend asked for a neck massage and suggested I become a masseuse.' They absolutely do. I watched an episode of Shark Tank with a lady selling her fake eyelash business and the next day I had several ads for fake eyelashes on facebook. I'm a 30 year old straight dude and can assure you've I've never shown interest in getting fake eyelashes. I'm not sure if it's specific apps or just phones in general, but its 100% real.
iglu 09.24.18	phone's definitely spy on us
jagride 09.24.18	MJ's first retirement was actually a ban for gambling
jagride 09.24.18	JFK's head just exploded - no gunman
ArsMoriendi 09.25.18	Maybe Hitler really did escape to Argentina. They found other Nazis there, right?
J() Alexander 09.25.18	Some stuff about the Holocaust. That thing about Hitler escaping to Argentina as well.
platnum 09.25.18	The government and Google are hoarding the publics dick pics and nudes 😲
hal1ax 09.25.18	pizza gate !!!!!11
rabidfish 09.25.18	i'd like to believe all ancient civilizations theories about hyperboreans, Atlantis, lost continents and shit are at least a little bit true... That'd be sweeeeet. Edit: Pizza-gate creeps me out, man @hal
BeyondCosby 09.25.18	I'd love to believe aliens are real, but who knows. Pretty confident that MLK and JFK were government hits.
hal1ax 09.25.18	aliens are real bitch
butcherboy 09.25.18	the thing about phones has been studied.. they don't listen, but they do take snapshots at random times that get sent into a pool where ad agencies can have a go at them.. that being said, the mics can apparently be turned on under the Patriot Act, but that shit is always being battled in courts..
platnum 09.25.18	"JFK's head just exploded - no gunman" Why did I laugh, I'm a bad person
butcherboy 09.25.18	Jim Carey is Mariah Carey's grandson..
Drifter 09.25.18	Suge going on Jimmy Kimmel implying he killed Eazy E makes you think
impoppy 09.25.18	lmao people still unironically believe in pizzagate? Thought that ended when that one psycho shot up the pizza place they were so sure had a pedo ring in the basement and it turned out there was nothing there.
butcherboy 09.25.18	the R in R. Kelly stands for Razzmatazz..
J() Alexander 09.25.18	Oh yeah, I almost forgot about JFK and 9/11, definitely inside jobs... There's a lot of other "theories", but anyway, talking about them isn't very entertaining.
zaruyache 09.25.18	"Also I sometimes find it hard to not buy into the theory that our phones listen to us for advertising info." or when words appear on your screen (scrolling that facebook feed or w/e) and then Google suggested search coincidentally knows what you're looking for.
jagride 09.25.18	for real though, operation gladio has some of my fave stuff in this realm the gist is that after WWII, the UK/US/NATO stationed secret paramilitary units around europe as a safeguard against soviet encroachment. this isn't in dispute. iirc the last units were only officially disbanded in the early 90s when it finally became public knowledge the theories basically revolve around some of the gladio units being used to stage false flag attacks which were subsequently blamed on leftist groups, most notably in italy. the brabant killers also get lumped into this narrative sometimes. and some of the weapons caches actually did turn up in the hands of terrorist groups and other criminals. a lot of batshit people have run further with this and seem to use gladio as an explanatory factor for just about every major event that has happened since.
impoppy 09.25.18	I also really enjoy theories about Atlantis, even though I don't necessarily believe them.
EnyaFangirl 09.25.18	any suspected fuckery by the CIA be it foreign or domestic is probably tru
Tyler. 09.25.18	aliens are real bitch [2]
J() Alexander 09.25.18	I mean, as far as maths go, aliens must exist. And well, it's something that makes sense, and on top of that math doesn't lie, so... aliens are real bitch [3]
Rolling Girl 09.25.18	I've gotten into fights with my housemate about the fucking JFK theories, lol. But I'm open to Suge Knight killing both Pac and B.I.G, it doesn't make sense until you realize Suge is kinda an idiot.
BlazinBlitzer 09.25.18	aliens are real bitch [4] From a couple of pre-death snapchat clips I saw from XXX, it sounds like he may have predicted his own death. I'd figure he thought that some dude was after him.
Drifter 09.25.18	Suge didn't kill Pac. Suge and Pac were best friends + why would he kill his biggest money maker? Puff called the hit on Pac for 2 mil and the crips took it. Suge has also said in an interview though that "if anyone were to fake their death it'd be 2Pac". Fun thought but who knows what's true.
Deez 09.25.18	Bill Hicks is Alex Jones 9/11 was sketchy as fuck and the 9/11 commission report is horse shit. We didnt go to to the moon. Oswald didnt kill Kennady. 1 of them I dont believe in.
Trebor. 09.25.18	Conspiracy theory I don't believe - Thrice is a good band
sonictheplumber 09.25.18	Clowns of 2016
sonictheplumber 09.25.18	Milk thieves
sonictheplumber 09.25.18	Bob marley was fake
brainmelter 09.25.18	2pac lives
zakalwe 09.25.18	Oswald was there to kill Kennedy took a couple of shots but in the ensuing panic the CIA accidentally blew the presidents head off. Total bodge job but it was all pinned on Oswald. That is what happened.
Alastor 09.25.18	the gay bomb. (actually real)
Zig 09.25.18	Feminists today suffer from “penis envy”, based on Freud’s theory. OJ Simpson did it. (The blood.) Aliens have breakfast on Area 51.
Egarran 09.25.18	THEY keep spreading silly misinformation in the form of almost believable conspiracies to keep the rabble busy and confused - instead of them dragging their slave owners through the streets to the guillotine. So what if Earth is flat or inside out or a hologram on a black hole? All the time you have spent discussing the moon landings and gay frogs should have been used to rebel out in the streets.
Papa Universe 09.25.18	Hollywood conspires against conservatives and Silicon Valley censors them left and right (mostly right, heh). How's that?
BigBlob 09.25.18	Jane Doe is actually a terrible album
mifzal 09.25.18	frogs turning ponds gay
LeftyMcRighty 09.25.18	Aliens more real than Jesus. Change my mind.
BigBlob 09.25.18	jesus was an alien
LeftyMcRighty 09.25.18	I found out just the other day that my neighbor (who i thought to be a nice little old guy) is WAAAAY into this shit called "QAnon", which is a political conspiracy blog site, I think. The "Q" refers to the highest level of security clearance. It implies that the wingnut spewing all these theories is some kind of ex-CIA/FBI/Spec-op guy, privy to the deepest, darkest political secrets. He (my neighbor) tells me HE had a Q-level clearance when he was younger and proceeds to tell (almost verbatim) the stories that are on this site, as though they're his own experience and that POTUS is going to shut down all tech and communications in the country for @ 2 weeks at the end of this month. It was super fun to egg him on.
LeftyMcRighty 09.25.18	https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/01/politics/qanon-trump/index.html
Papa Universe 09.25.18	Is his name Volumnis Flesh?
Valkoor952 09.25.18	"Hollywood conspires against conservatives and Silicon Valley censors them left and right (mostly right, heh). How's that?" It's true though
Rolling Girl 09.25.18	"Suge didn't kill Pac. Suge and Pac were best friends + why would he kill his biggest money maker?" There was speculation that Pac would leave Death Row, so Knight would kill him for posthumous sales. Then realizing that B.I.G would fill the missing gap in new record sales, Knight would have him killed too. Again, you have to assume Suge Knight isn't very bright for this theory to make sense. I also like the idea the OJ took the blame to protect his son, not that I really believe though.
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	i have a theory that the fat girl with blue hair that serves me my coffee every morning and peers at me with hatred because im a beautiful white man put too much sugar in my cup this morning purposefully because down with the patriarchy or something (i.e. projecting low self esteem)
anarchistfish 09.25.18	"That's not a conspiracy theory" not since it was revealed as true lmfao
anarchistfish 09.25.18	isn't it basically considered that Suge didn't kill 2Pac but probably did kill Biggie
Valkoor952 09.25.18	""That's not a conspiracy theory" not since it was revealed as true lmfao" Then by definition, right now it's not a fucking conspiracy theory is it ? What's your point
BigBlob 09.25.18	ancient aliens killed 2pac
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	2pac did sexually inappropriate things when he was 17 #metoo
deathschool 09.25.18	Conspiracy theories ranked
sexilexi 09.25.18	Bill Hicks became Alex Jones >
butcherboy 09.25.18	conspiracy theory #147 - a wad of bread is a wad of bread, but a wad of bread with a hole poked in the middle is a bagel, and bagels are jewish, therefore the little bit of bread that gets poked out the middle contains all gentile anti-semitism, and is therefore the only thing neo-nazis eat to sustain themselves..
chemicalmarriage 09.25.18	Google is harvesting information for the purpose of AI that will eventually displace workers and leave large portions of the population powerless and subservient
Drifter 09.25.18	"There was speculation that Pac would leave Death Row, so Knight would kill him for posthumous sales. Then realizing that B.I.G would fill the missing gap in new record sales, Knight would have him killed too. Again, you have to assume Suge Knight isn't very bright for this theory to make sense." Pac wasn't gonna leave Death Row. I mean, sure, he was, but he was going to form Makaveli Records which would've been a subsidiary of DR. Suge and Pac were tight. As ruthless as Suge is, he was loyal to his friends. I've watched countless interviews with the Outlawz and they say all this stuff. Pac really wasn't gonna be rapping much after the Killuminati record. He was going to focus more on movies and politics. He may appear on a few Outlawz tracks but he wasn't really gonna release more albums.
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	automation is already fucking with opportunities for younger generations, and the blame for lack of opportunity is being misplaced on both sides, on the right on immigration and trade, on the left on capitalism and corruption
whalebone 09.25.18	the Titanic never sank
butcherboy 09.25.18	meanwhile, Switzerland have held the first meeting to almost-fully automate, so the bulk of people can live on a life stipend and work only if they want to and towards the common good.. it didn't pass, but it does mean they're financially and technologically ready to take the first step..
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	yeah universal income is the endgame of automation it seems, cant see any other solution not that having an income is solely correlated with happiness of course, give people free money and no purpose the population will still be trending towards higher rates of depression etc new unforeseen paradigm coming
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	great related doc everyone should see imo- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX3M8Ka9vUA
Rolling Girl 09.25.18	On the knight of Pac's death, in the video of the fight we see Knight making a phone call, it is suspected that he would have informed the gunmen just when and where Pac would be during the drive. Also Suge Knight also has a record of doing some pretty shitty stuff. I would not put it past him to put a hit on his old friends.
Papa Universe 09.25.18	"Gogurt is just yogurt."
frozencarl 09.25.18	this bill hicks is alex jones thing is blowing my damn mind
iglu 09.25.18	pizzagate might not be real, but those people probably are into some weird shit
frozencarl 09.25.18	yea seriously, like politics n shit shudders
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	what is real is that the DOJ has been cracking down on pedophiles since trump was elected and the msm ignores it because they dont want to be seen supporting him https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/more-2300-suspected-online-child-sex-offenders-arrested-during-operation-broken-heart
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	^this is the post thats going to trigger everyone and derail the thread btw
Papa Universe 09.25.18	the Nirvana effect: if it triggers you, you're a pedo
frozencarl 09.25.18	https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/06/27/operation-broken-heart-nets-more-than-275-alleged-child-predators/?utm_term=.1b3c48352910 its been going on since before he was elected it looks like
EnyaFangirl 09.25.18	The philosopher known as Slavoj Zizek is actually a character portrayed by Mark Hamill, and sometimes Dan Harmon.
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	1) washington post is msm 2) it's been ramped up since he was elected
Egarran 09.25.18	chuck is the cover for a russian troll farm
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	i actually got legitimately accused of being russian the other day for the first time ever i felt privileged
Papa Universe 09.25.18	there are only as many proud moments in a right winger's life: being called a racist, being called a bigot, being called a redneck, but also somehow big bank puppet, and being call a russian bot
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	a proud moment as a centrist is being called a right winger
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	speaking of "conspiracies" papa remember that time you told me zionism was fake and asked me to give a citation as to how it wasnt another proud moment
Papa Universe 09.25.18	i didn't say it was fake. i just think it's exaggerated. there are definitely shady organisations, but somehow I doubt they have any significant influence.
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	are you going to make me find the link ill take 5 minutes and if it takes me longer ill give up
Papa Universe 09.25.18	aight sure, go for it. if i'm wrong and they actually have their hands in everything, then so be it and i'm wrong
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	its either its not real or "they actually have their hands in everything" grow up
Drifter 09.25.18	"On the knight of Pac's death, in the video of the fight we see Knight making a phone call, it is suspected that he would have informed the gunmen just when and where Pac would be during the drive. Also Suge Knight also has a record of doing some pretty shitty stuff. I would not put it past him to put a hit on his old friends." I dont think Suge would have risked his own life to do this. He was in the same line of fire, he even got shot in the head! He was probably calling security or other bloods to assist them if anything else happened
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=19321621&postcount=31 re: your comparing zionism to the lluminati emphasis on: grow up
Papa Universe 09.25.18	aight, i give up then. i'm sure there are zionists out there. there's been a massive rise of judeofascism since the 50s (JDL comes to mind), but i never saw any of it as more than just an equivalent to say Hezbollah or some extremist Christian groups (is that even a thing?), except not that active. (i understand that comparing it to Hezbollah is not correct, but that's the first one that popped in my head)
Papa Universe 09.25.18	and in what way do you mean "grow up"? as in "duh, illuminati-esque organisations are around" with varying degrees of power?
Papa Universe 09.25.18	oh hello, 'thread derailing into fuck-knows-what', there you are
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	w e w
Papa Universe 09.25.18	well, we were asked for conspiracy theories...
zakalwe 09.25.18	Iron like a lion
butcherboy 09.25.18	conspiracy theory #239 - on the other side of Mt. Rushmore, which is inaccessible to humans, are the asses of the four presidents..
widowslaugh123 09.25.18	Chess is racist
iglu 09.25.18	so true
Papa Universe 09.25.18	not mine, I only have pink pieces on a green board. I'm also high
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	ur high and ur not even considering the possibility of the illuminattis existence bro i gotta get you some good canadian ish
Papa Universe 09.25.18	I might have been given a placebo...
zakalwe 09.25.18	The illuminati is real. Globalist elites man, we rallied against the fuckers in the 90s now it’s embraced. Weird.
Valkoor952 09.25.18	jews rule the world y'all, remember that
zakalwe 09.25.18	Who’d in their right mind would want to rule the world? complete aggravation. It’s why they’re all out of their gourd bummers.
EnyaFangirl 09.25.18	how about instead it's the illumanati and it's just for the fellas
guitarded_chuck 09.25.18	illumenatti men
Trundle 09.25.18	loving this thread, keep em comin boys! never heard the bill hicks is alex jones one before but man, do they look alike
Egarran 09.25.18	That was fortunately disproved recently on reddit with pics of Alex Jones' past as a body builder: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/9hyybr/alex_jones_was_a_body_builder_in_1996_he_looked/ This is of course either fake or a Mandela effect.
Papa Universe 09.25.18	fuckin'el, he was ripped
Rolling Girl 09.25.18	"I dont think Suge would have risked his own life to do this. He was in the same line of fire, he even got shot in the head! He was probably calling security or other bloods to assist them if anything else happened" Maybe, but it is a little odd that the gunmen might have known where exactly to go, and again, I am making the assumption that he's just not very smart. Also no way Suge would call security. He doesn't strike me as that kinda guy.
Valkoor952 09.25.18	'fuckin'el, he was ripped" If that's what you consider ripped :shrugg:
Drifter 09.25.18	"Maybe, but it is a little odd that the gunmen might have known where exactly to go, and again, I am making the assumption that he's just not very smart. Also no way Suge would call security. He doesn't strike me as that kinda guy" The gunmen knew where to go because there were girls hollering at Pac from another car. If they hadn't done that they would've rode straight past him cus they were on the other side of the street going the opposite direction. If I recall correctly they were going to look for him at all the big spots in Vegas. If those girls hadn't hollered he'd possibly still be alive. And Suge was pretty big on security. He always had a bunch of giant dudes with him for protection. He was the CEO of the biggest label that was also making a $100 million a year at the time.
ConcubinaryCode 09.25.18	The tobacco company is behind the hate vape pens get.
KevinKC 09.25.18	I believe.
Valkoor952 09.26.18	Lol why did you edit your comment and remove all the things you said
Valkoor952 09.26.18	Conspiracy theory #317 : The government came after Kevin and made him delete his comment, as he obviously revealed some inside information the world wasn't ready to hear yet, here exclusively on sputnikmusic.com
Drifter 09.26.18	lmfao
dbizzles 09.27.18	'I've gotten into fights with my housemate about the fucking JFK theories, lol.' You aren't supposed to fuck the the theories. I'd be mad too, smh.
Valkoor952 09.27.18	Ok, so now that Kevin has stated there was no world war 2 holocaust, and that slavery was just a small incident blown out of proportion to induce white guilt, and bring the end to western civilization, are we gonna even talk about it ?
Egarran 09.27.18	LPT: Never waste time on things that offend you.
guitarded_chuck 09.27.18	oswald worked with zee russians look into it he spent a ton of time in russia before coming back to off kennedy russia was worried about nuclear tensions with kennedy after the cuban missile crisis
Papa Universe 09.27.18	"Oh Kevin." audience laughs theme music plays
ArsMoriendi 09.28.18	The Janet Jackson boob exposure on live TV was probably planned and both Jackson and Timberlake were in on it.
EnyaFangirl 09.28.18	all porn is propaganda designed to trick us into believing that cocks under 14" are pleasurable
widowslaugh123 09.28.18	^lol wut
Egarran 09.28.18	Besides my own mediocre genitalia, the only erect penises I have seen were porn penises. But the women didn't look liked they experienced pleasure. It was more like 'ouch this is too big but I've been a bad girl so I deserve it'. Lesbians are where it's at.
zaruyache 09.28.18	didn't the russians kick oswald out because they thought he was nuts?
rabidfish 09.28.18	- Roman Empire still rule the world - Dog suicide bridges - Real humans have been dead for millenia - Finland doesn't exist - JFK shot himself - Air is poison - All conspiracy theories are true
guitarded_chuck 09.28.18	"didn't the russians kick oswald out because they thought he was nuts?" have the russians ever lied before do you think itd be in their best interest to praise oswald publicly im not being rude/facetious just making the point the us isnt so innocent when it comes to bullshitting stories (iraq war weapons of m.d. first example comes to mind) but russia is notorious in this regard
widowslaugh123 10.13.21	Dave Chappelle is actually Arab