artiswar: Seeking artist/graphic designer for album cover

artiswar 05.31.19	any visual arteests out there, if you see this, SOS
Papa Universe 05.31.19	not an artist, but this is maybe a decent enough idea for a cover: a collage of that dried plant art.
Papa Universe 05.31.19	like this maybe: https://i.etsystatic.com/8386769/r/il/1a81f9/1476024823/il_794xN.1476024823_l39x.jpg
artiswar 05.31.19	mmmm, maybe, but I think I'd much rather capture an image of the plant in action, if that makes sense. It's way more visually arresting that way.
Bedex 05.31.19	what's the mood of the music like bud
J() Alexander 05.31.19	bro just open paint write "this is a fascinating and interesting plant" and then "Kudzu" that's all you need lol
artiswar 05.31.19	I don't have paint, Mac user here, sorry. @Bedex music is all over the place, but more on the dark side I guess.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	use online paint
artiswar 05.31.19	haha if this thread is a total bust I will, thanks
J() Alexander 05.31.19	"music is all over the place" Use a hat, then make a mask using kudzu and use it. Take a picture of yourself with a background of a single color. Captain War and His Artsy Band - Kudzu Mask Replica.
YakNips 05.31.19	something like this maybe? https://i.imgur.com/aXGNfAg.jpg
Papa Universe 05.31.19	"I'd much rather capture an image of the plant in action" a collage of the same dried plant in various stages of its growth
SoulFunction 05.31.19	Try artstation
artiswar 05.31.19	Papa, the plant just isn't cool unless it's actively strangling something else and depriving it of sunlight. By itself, it's just a stupid vine that grow absurdly fast. But I appreciate the ideas.
Papa Universe 05.31.19	a collage of that plant absorbing another plant or whatever it is it does?
artiswar 05.31.19	collages are for high-school art students tho
Papa Universe 05.31.19	aight, your call. collages are cool tho. what's the plant at least?
artiswar 05.31.19	lol I appreciate your effort Papa. It's called kudzu, look it up. It's kind of disturbing/amazing
Papa Universe 05.31.19	oh shit I know that plant
Papa Universe 05.31.19	why not have the cover showcase a human partially covered in this? or like this: https://d3m7xw68ay40x8.cloudfront.net/assets/2013/07/22184917/kudzu1.jpg have multiple things covered in the plant, each resembling different stuff. on that picture you can see something that looks like an elephant almost and some humanoid.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	there you go bro graphik desing is my passio.n https://imgur.com/a/C6uSYIi
artiswar 05.31.19	thnx Alex, your image has just entered the cue in like third place. One of the front-runners so far.
budgie 05.31.19	ONE LIST PER DAY
J() Alexander 05.31.19	:DDDDD
artiswar 05.31.19	@Papa That image is copyrighted. Like I said, I collected all the free stock images I could find and photoshopped the shit out them, so I'm good. I just wanted to see if there were any hungry arteests round here cause I always prefer original art. Resorting to cool edited stock images just makes me feel like a cheap dirty old whore tbh.
Papa Universe 05.31.19	well I'm not saying to take that exact picture, but to make something similar
Papa Universe 05.31.19	but again, I'm not an artist, I barely understand Microsoft Excel. it was like last November that I found out Microsoft is even making other products, so I'm not gonna help much in this.
artiswar 05.31.19	Like, wrap someone else in suffocating Japanese plants for a photo op? I'm not Hitler.
Bedex 05.31.19	Literally a Papa in its truest form
Bedex 05.31.19	inb4 h*ntai screencaps
J() Alexander 05.31.19	"wrap someone else in suffocating Japanese plants" That's hawt.
artiswar 05.31.19	Alex if you put as much effort into a legit image as your meme one I'd literally pay you lol
J() Alexander 05.31.19	no no do the wrap thing with a girl, that's a better idea send me all the pictures you take
J() Alexander 05.31.19	Can you do like, a Kinbaku thing, but with the plant? It doesn't look easy, but can you?
JohnnyoftheWell 05.31.19	this thread makes me happier than it should
J() Alexander 05.31.19	Sorry, *Kinbaku, my bad.
artiswar 05.31.19	What is Kunbaki? And it doesn't matter if it's a man or woman, once you're wrapped in this stuff it's all green in the dark bby.
JohnnyoftheWell 05.31.19	also hit me up with a free-use image of a kudzu leaf and I'll do wild shit to it
artiswar 05.31.19	@uglyinside hello friend, I'm happy to mail you some premo black tar heroin if you can hook me up with some motherfuckin' art.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	No no, it HAS to be a woman. Kinbaku, well uh, kinbaku-bi is uh, "the beauty of tight binding". :)
artiswar 05.31.19	You would like kudzu Alex, it's nature's bondage. Move to Japan.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	Sometimes I wish I was born in Japan tbh. ... So if you do that will you send me the pics?
YakNips 05.31.19	i'll let you use this for $500 https://i.imgur.com/oapFqGt.jpg
JohnnyoftheWell 05.31.19	Nice dick pic YakNips
artiswar 05.31.19	Yak do you have Paypal account?????? @Alex sure.... sure.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	Alright, thank you. Just don't pick any women with light-colored eyes and/or hair, I'm not a fan of that at all... Or well uh, do it, I mean, it's your album...
artiswar 05.31.19	Alex you won't be able to see the hair colour or eyes at all. They will be covered in dah green. I don't know how much more clear I can make this concept for you. =/
9Hammer 05.31.19	Is this still up for grabs? I'm up for it if it is.
artiswar 05.31.19	yep, this is 95% shit-posts so far lol
9Hammer 05.31.19	Well, regardless, if interested, here's my portfolio: https://theninehammer.myportfolio.com/work
artiswar 05.31.19	You're part of the 5% uglyinside. Show me what you can do!
artiswar 05.31.19	haha, you really ARE ugly inside. Truth in advertising for once, respectttt
J() Alexander 05.31.19	"Alex you won't be able to see the hair colour or eyes at all. They will be covered in dah green. I don't know how much more clear I can make this concept for you. =/ " Oh yeah yeah, sorry, I was just, you know, not thinking too much about that.
Bedex 05.31.19	Noice art Jeremy looks like what Thomas Koner would do if he were a visual artist
Funeralopolis 05.31.19	Need more details on what you are looking for, what is mood of the album, do you want it to look realistic? Cartoony? Moody? Otherworldly? Clinical?
Bedex 05.31.19	feed this to ur algorithm and drop the result here hey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICcK6Li5OfM
Bedex 05.31.19	Sure mate good luck on the finals I feel ur pain Also [2] to funeralopolis
YakNips 05.31.19	yeah i have a venmo at @proudcuckold1997
artiswar 05.31.19	@Bedex the mood is spicy, but with a capital S.
Bedex 05.31.19	Don't say that you'll bring back Alex and his plethoric fantasy pic requests
J() Alexander 05.31.19	"his plethoric fantasy" I have no idea about what you're talking about. I just asked for a few pictures of his album cover if he decides to go with that idea because I'm curious.
Bedex 05.31.19	Well you did ask about it a dozen times hence my saying 'plethoric requests'. I admit the phrasing was confusing Whatever the result I reckon we'll see it on his bandcamp or whatever
J() Alexander 05.31.19	Yeah, you know, I'm a very curious person, and uh... Yeah, that.
artiswar 05.31.19	0 comments about my dope ass debut album so far, I see I how it is, I'm highly upset by all of this I'll have you know
BerryGarlicia 05.31.19