Thibs
03.31.14 | 101 reasons |
MikeC26
03.31.14 | high school blow jobs were the best blowjobs |
Thibs
03.31.14 | yes sir they were |
Thibs
03.31.14 | all them random places they would go down |
Phlegm
03.31.14 | went to an all boy school fml |
danielito19
03.31.14 | doesn't mean you can't get a blowjob phlegm |
Phlegm
03.31.14 | tru |
Thibs
03.31.14 | from the teacher |
Thibs
03.31.14 | librarian? |
danielito19
03.31.14 | can it even be considered a fetish?
p sure attraction to librarians is the only logical reaction |
silentstar
03.31.14 | I thought this would have been an emotionally invested nostalgic post |
Thibs
03.31.14 | hell no man |
Snake.
03.31.14 | fuck yeah 44 |
zakalwe
03.31.14 | Head kicked in round the back of the bike sheds.
Awkwardness with girls.
Confusion.
Head kicked in outside the tuck shop
Homework stress
Detention
Head kicked in on the walk home.
School was fuckin shit. |
Thibs
04.01.14 | Sorry to hear that dude |
Kman418
04.01.14 | wait what are there just secret blowjob societies im not aware of |
Thibs
04.01.14 | Glory holes man
Nah I'm married now and got to thinking about high school...when I used to get em |
suddykilljaywalkers
04.01.14 | lol |
Thibs
04.01.14 | zak needs a blowie, real bad |
Kman418
04.01.14 | i mean i havent seen any glory holes at my school but once 3 guys coordinated shitting on the floor in one bathroom, shitting in the sink in another, and shitting in the soap container of a third all in different parts of the school within a 5 minute time frame without getting caught if thats worth anything |
zakalwe
04.01.14 | Those three will be selling life insurance in a few years or working in a bank |
Uranium
04.01.14 | i didn't get anything until after highschool i missed out on all the good times |
Thibs
04.01.14 | I'm sure the chicks just love all the shit shenanigans you guys are pulling off
We did a lot of shitting in the away showers for ball tourneys |
Thibs
04.01.14 | @uranium I was lucky to be with someone willing to do it. But did you at least shit on something? |
danielito19
04.01.14 | we had a brave soul who shat in the hallways during classes
like, you'd walk down the hall and everyone would be in a circle
naturally, you'd think something exciting was happening, but no, it was just some guy's shit. |
Phlegm
04.01.14 | man i wish i lived in america |
itsalltherage
04.01.14 | never got more than a snog while actually on school premises. that's fickle private school sluts for you. |
Cygnatti
04.01.14 | shit our school had cameras. |
Relinquished
04.01.14 | I'd had my fuckspot near the cafeteria, so afterwards we'd eat after the workout |
danielito19
04.01.14 | the shit hero (as we called him) was a mystery to us all
however, my friend group came up with a game in his honor
whenever we were hanging out and someone felt particularly impish, he would take a shit, and hide it somewhere in the host's house. Upon leaving, the perpetrator would slyly work "sneaky poo" into conversation with the host. The host would then employ one of two strategies to extract the offending rectal stillbirth.
1. Look everywhere in the house, following your nose to the succulent stench of shit.
or 2. Let it fester for a week or so, and then follow your nose.
The problem with strategy one is that smells are easy to hide, especially if we've all been smoking weed and burning incense or spraying air freshener everywhere. Thus, many found it easier to simply wait it out and let the waves of shit odor sucker punch them when they got home from school a week later. |
JokineAugustus
04.01.14 | List is dicks |
LambsBread
04.01.14 | pls retitle: 100 Albums I Got For Giving Out Blow Jobs |
danielito19
04.01.14 | pls retitle: sneaky poo and the shit hero |
itsalltherage
04.01.14 | danielito19 - wtf is wrong with you |
danielito19
04.01.14 | you mean you never took a shit at your friend's house and then put your defecation in their oven and set it to broil for an hour?
what did you do with your high school years? |
Cygnatti
04.01.14 | ^white people. I swear to fucking god. |
LambsBread
04.01.14 | yeah i've never heard of anyone shitting in their friend's house
but.... people do tell me my house smells like shit |
fallenbird
04.01.14 | What the actual fuck |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.01.14 | horrible list |
Thibs
04.01.14 | Winds is cool if you can get used to the vocs. Should have way more exposure |
Thibs
04.01.14 | Pots, why in the hell would you like this list? You prefer music with no instruments |
ethos
04.01.14 | BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
betweentheburiedandi
06.20.14 | Good list |
Thibs
06.20.14 | yeea |
mete0ra
06.10.15 | Eh, I know no one on this site likes Linkin Park but they'd be on my list for sure |
guitarded_chuck
06.10.15 | i learned to play guitar in junior high so i was basically pro by high school, plus then i got a car and got in shape from playing football, my lord i had no idea getting pussy would be so easy, my poor younger self never thought he had a chance
good times |
danielito19
06.10.15 | damn i forgot all about sneaky poo |
Thibs
06.11.15 | I did jam hybrid theory so could have thrown it in |
bach
06.11.15 | Why I Continue To Live
Blowjobs |
