Ryus: fruits ranked | Sputnikmusic

Ryus 05.21.17	sup
hal1ax 05.21.17	honeydew nectarine asian pear
Ryus 05.21.17	oh man honeydew is damn near the bottom for me nectarines and asian pears rule though
SandwichBubble 05.21.17	fig you monster where is it
hal1ax 05.21.17	damn... 80% of honeydew's suck but when u get a good one it's the bestttt.. or at least my fav. nectarines are a close second
butcherboy 05.21.17	Some pretty great music here.. Also, John Coltrane, banana, come onnnnnnnnnn
tacos n stuff 05.21.17	3 is 1 but overall respectable list
FullOfSounds 05.21.17	Bro you can't put blueberries that low
dbizzles 05.21.17	Bananas are my shit.
artiswar 05.21.17	mango and kiwi too high, grapefruit and blueberry too low. and no water melon. choke on your faggy raspberries you cunt
ArsMoriendi 05.21.17	No blackberries? . Lame.
artiswar 05.21.17	blackberries are the caviar of the fruit world, he's not classy enough for them
dbizzles 05.21.17	As much as I love mangos, I hate trying to find one that isn't shitty. Also not a lot of fun to peel either. Tasty fuckers though.
theBoneyKing 05.21.17	I very much object to this.
RogueNine 05.21.17	So close, you typed rasp where blue should be.
artiswar 05.21.17	blueberries are objectively more influential
theBoneyKing 05.21.17	Most blueberries are shit
Frippertronics 05.21.17	black cherries tho
teamster 05.21.17	pears
tempest-- 05.21.17	🍍 so fkn good
iambandersnatch 05.21.17	mango #1 if you get a really ripe perfect one
wtferrothorn 05.21.17	quick: thoughts on grapes
TheSpaceMan 05.21.17	Guava
MeatSalad 05.21.17	My dude with the mango, you can fuck off with having raspberry at 1 though
porcupinetheater 05.21.17	10 is 2 but otherwise list is pretty much spot the fuck on
hal1ax 05.21.17	buncha honeydew haterz
porcupinetheater 05.21.17	Honeydew's like a third rhythm guitarist
hal1ax 05.21.17	haha :[
Drifter 05.21.17	Strawberry is my fav I think
wub 05.21.17	tomatoes tho
betray 05.21.17	A berry as #1 fruit are you fucking high
TheSpaceMan 05.21.17	avocado
porcupinetheater 05.21.17	Raspberries are not just transcendently delicious, but also make great finger fez hats for a dinner party to which you came underprepared. Hit me with another fruit that versatile and I'll eat my raspberry Goddamn hat.
Artuma 05.21.17	avocado and fucking guava mentioned before apple lol
GreyShadow 05.21.17	Pineapple is easily #1
TheSpaceMan 05.21.17	apples are overrated af
zakalwe 05.21.17	Grapes
porcupinetheater 05.21.17	Hard to say with apples tbh like Fuck Red Delicious But Honey Crisp is a beautiful thing
Artuma 05.21.17	"apples are overrated af" yeah well they are as far from anything special as you can be but shit's good and cheap and always available so it's not like you can lose there either
hal1ax 05.21.17	pink lady's are yum
Dedes 05.21.17	When will there be a fruit review function on sputnik?
Flugmorph 05.21.17	blueberries > everything
ScuroFantasma 05.21.17	Green apples > other apples
ScuroFantasma 05.21.17	On a quick skim no one has mentioned rock melon though, those rule
tempest-- 05.21.17	yea cantaloupes are boss and i love a good kiwi as well
DoofusWainwright 05.21.17	Tomatoes are 1 with a muthafukkin bullet Not even disputable
Flugmorph 05.21.17	considering tomatoes as fruits is retarded to me
DoofusWainwright 05.21.17	Flug don't deal in facts Top quality tomatoes are the nicest fruit to eat in the way you just pick up and eat a fruit and then, without them... - no pizza sauce - a lot less pasta sauces - a few less curry sauces - no tricolore salad (aka the best salad) - no ketchup - no traditional baked beans - no Bloody Marys - no tomato juice/V8 (I like this shit ok) I mean it's a win by an absolute landslide, a monstering if you will
claygurnz 05.21.17	Damn Doof just blew this wide open
Artuma 05.21.17	all tomato-based drinks are just awful
DoofusWainwright 05.21.17	'all tomato-based drinks are just awful' That IS the majority opinion, I concede that
altertide0 05.21.17	throw out blueberry and make it upside down and i agree hard grapefruit for president
Flugmorph 05.21.17	dude i love tomatos but they're fucking vegetables and not fruits. also tomato juice is m/
Flugmorph 05.21.17	"where's durian" durian is disgusting
teamster 05.21.17	On the apple sub-subject , honeycrisp are the best. Too bad they are like 4 dollars for one.
EphemeralEternity 05.21.17	Carson Kressley>
ZippaThaRippa 05.21.17	No tomatoes? What are you retarded?
Flugmorph 05.21.17	oh god
ZippaThaRippa 05.21.17	Tomatoes are fruits ya stupid bird
Flugmorph 05.21.17	maybe in RetardCountry where you have 500 different measurements for cooking yo
ZippaThaRippa 05.21.17	How about everywhere because that's what they fucking are https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato
RogueNine 05.21.17	Bob the Tomato never should have been on that show.
Azertherion 05.21.17	Peach >>>> Pinapple, your list is objectivly wrong. Pleb
Ryus 05.21.17	damn, yall got some STRONG opinions on fruit "blackberries are the caviar of the fruit world, he's not classy enough for them" theyre probably 11th or 12th "tomatoes tho" tomatoes are also great
Ryus 05.21.17	"quick: thoughts on grapes" mostly shitty "apples are overrated af" sorta agreed but there are certain types that are delicious "pink lady's are yum" agree "blueberries > everything" if you get really good blueberries then theyre up there but theyre really inconsistent
ZippaThaRippa 05.21.17	You just have to know what you're looking for with blueberries. They're not THAT inconsistent most people just don't know what they're doing
Ryus 05.21.17	part of the problem is that blueberry season is so short here
DoofusWainwright 05.21.17	Really sharp blackcurrants are unstoppable
butcherboy 05.21.17	Doof, you posh bastard, eating ketchup actually made from tomatoes and not chemical plant slurry
theBoneyKing 05.21.17	Apples >>>>>>>
theBoneyKing 05.21.17	Like what is more satisfying than a really good apple
butcherboy 05.21.17	Boney, you're going to put doctors out of business thinking like that
Ryus 05.21.17	"Like what is more satisfying than a really good apple" every single fruit here apples are not the best fruit by any stretch of the imagination, but theyre up there in terms of accessibility and portability
Ryus 05.21.17	you eat some really good pineapple and tell me with a straight face that apples are anywhere near as good
CompostCompote 05.21.17	Bob Mould is my favorite
bakkermaarten007 05.21.17	Agree on blueberries, but they're expensive and you have to wash them. Bananas are my number 1 because they taste reasonably good, need not to be washed and can be eaten within 10 seconds from the birth of desire. Also: yellow kiwis, kaki fruit
theBoneyKing 05.21.17	Pineapple is up there. Bananas can fuck off.
Ryus 05.21.17	those golden kiwis are so sweet and delicious
ScuroFantasma 05.21.17	"Like what is more satisfying than a really good apple" Hell yeah when you get that one really good red apple that isn't sandy tasting or bruised or whatever it's the bomb. But imo green ones are way more consistently good. Can't recall ever having a bad green apple but red ones are like 9/10 chance of being dodgy. Tbh though there's no fruit I don't like honestly, even dried fruit is a go to snack.
Ryus 05.21.17	yeah fruit is pretty much the greatest
tempest-- 05.21.17	I fucking love lemons
tempest-- 05.21.17	o shit that was my 20,000th comment hahaha
RunOfTheMill 05.21.17	and no water melon. choke on your faggy raspberries you cunt [2] Best fruit I ever had was a fresh dragon fruit. Bananas and mangoes are top tier too.
rabidfish 05.21.17	no tangerines pffff fuck off
Aberf 05.21.17	no dates? *crying in arabic
AlexKzillion 05.21.17	List would be better upside downtbh
DoofusWainwright 05.21.17	'Doof, you posh bastard, eating ketchup actually made from tomatoes and not chemical plant slurry' I thought name checking 'tricolore salad' was infinitely more posh :/
DoofusWainwright 05.21.17	Also, why is this the best list the site has had in the last two months? Are standards dropping or does fruit really rock this hard?
butcherboy 05.21.17	I assume proper bourgeois can afford omnicolore salad
Ryus 05.21.17	tricolore salad is delicious tomatoes are amazing ketchup is terrible
Artuma 05.21.17	"no tangerines pffff" i'd put them under the orange tag, i know it's definitely not the same fruit but there are so many same characteristics
claygurnz 05.21.17	No pears here is disappointing
Sinternet 05.21.17	1 is 1 good job
hal1ax 05.21.17	banana's can fuck off [2] anyone tried winter melon? or crenshaw melon? the inside is white / outside is yellow they are good
Nbehre11 05.21.17	Blackberries tho
EphemeralEternity 05.21.17	are coconuts considered fruit?
hal1ax 05.21.17	it's considered a drupe fruit
hal1ax 05.21.17	and coconut is amazing i forgot about that shit
bakkermaarten007 05.21.17	I quite often eat raisins, dried figs or dates paired with nuts. Somehow I discounted those as fruits.
EphemeralEternity 05.21.17	yeah like the 1/1000 that isn't rotted internally
Koris 05.21.17	Pineapple is my number 1, especially when on pizza :]
EphemeralEternity 05.21.17	anyone tried thorn apple?
hal1ax 05.21.17	surprised only one person said cherry
CompostCompote 05.21.17	Is Crenshaw melon what NWA are rapping about on 8 Ball?
hal1ax 05.21.17	yes
Koris 05.21.17	"Is Crenshaw melon what NWA are rapping about on 8 Ball?" No, they're referring to gangstas who have 8 balls because they're so tuff and ballsy (heh) in the cold unforgiving streets of Compton. Well, referring to the fruit debates we have in this thread, I suppose you can refer to balls as grapes or apples... I'm sorry, I'm a bit out of it right now.
Koris 05.21.17	Give me some time and I'll come up with something better... or not
CompostCompote 05.21.17	Follow up question. About to move to Compton, are the streets really cold? I was under the impression it was a subtropical county
hal1ax 05.21.17	that was a very white analysis
Koris 05.21.17	I'm a white kid from the California mountains, what do you expect
hal1ax 05.21.17	the subcontinent of compton is very cold yes bring a poncho and a crenshaw melon to thwart away wasps
CompostCompote 05.21.17	I'm Irish though. So very low on the white spectrum.
EphemeralEternity 05.21.17	a photo depicting a standard household in the Compton microcontinent , be warned http://www.hotelroomsearch.net/im/hotels/gb/compton-22.jpg
anat 05.21.17	gotta preach the peach
Thibs 05.21.17	ripe plums bro
Ryus 05.21.17	good plums yeah but a lot are shit
Rik VII 05.21.17	Kiwi, orange and strawberry >>> anything else. Even though I'm not sure if strawberries are a fruit at all, but I don't care. Can't stand pinapple at all.
Koris 05.21.17	"You putrid fuckin cunt, you forgot about lime and lemon my dear germ. 5 lemons and limes or derp" Putrid Cunt would be a great band name
CompostCompote 05.21.17	@Omega - I'm glad you could find strength to be honest in this moment.
Dylan620 05.21.17	Close race between blueberries and watermelon for 1
Minushuman24 05.21.17	mango is for sure 1
Dylan620 05.21.17	"Bananas can fuck off." wtf Boney ;_; "Pineapple is my number 1, especially when on pizza :]" Pineapple isn't quite 1 for me, but ayyyyyyy nice to see someone else who knows how well it works on pizza
Oneironaut 05.22.17	Y'all mothafuckas don't know about mangoes unless you're eating Filipino mangoes.
Dylan620 05.22.17	"Close race between blueberries and watermelon for 1" I somehow managed to forget about avocados when I said this last night Avocados are actually 1
Ryus 05.22.17	avocados are fucking delicious
RunOfTheMill 05.22.17	Avocados are the shit too, damn fruit is so good, love fruit, eat it all the time mmmph Top 10: Banana Mango Watermelon Avocado Pitaya (dragon fruit) Kiwi Plum Raspberries Strawberries Nectarines
RunOfTheMill 05.22.17	Blueberries too, but that would make 11