Pheromone
03.28.22 | As expected the theme is seductive robots |
Trifolium
03.28.22 | *Bleep bloop* this is hard π€ kzzrt*
1. normaloctagon
2. dedex
Lovely lovelies here. Good semi-final. |
fogza
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
someone
03.28.22 | here's the template. feel free to copypaste:
1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
Demon of the Fall
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex
dedex was βinβ my dream last night. Destiny? |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.28.22 | hmmm yikes excellent semi, good bois all round. let's see hm
1. norma changed his avi most recently so steak
2. jesper |
Pheromone
03.28.22 | johnny full names my god jesus i will engulf u |
Pangea
03.28.22 | 1. normalocatagon
2. Incredibly cursed match up but JesperL |
Ryus
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
CottonSalad
03.28.22 | feel free [2] |
someone
03.28.22 | johnny has never asked for anything more that to be engulfed by pheromone |
Slex
03.28.22 | Steak
Jesper |
bgillesp
03.28.22 | SteakByrnes (sorry norma)
dedex |
SteakByrnes
03.28.22 | 1. me SteakByrnes :] norma is cool and handsome and I wouldn't mind losing to him
2. very hard I cannot choose so I will coin flip and JesperL
Good job everybody we will have a champion soon !! |
robertsona
03.28.22 | Smh! |
dedex
03.28.22 | 1. coinflip SteakByrnes
2. JesperL |
ArsMoriendi
03.28.22 | Dang none of my votes made it from last round
1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
fogza
03.28.22 | "johnny has never asked for anything more that to be engulfed by pheromone"
i think this idea needs to be fleshed out into a 5 minute anime video short set in space. phero will morph into a semi transparent blue cloud, johnny will float through the cosmos in a suit festooned with a synthetic mohawk and neon spraypaint marks. ending up to the director |
tectactoe
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
anat
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. JesperL
you got no time for the underdog, that's why you will not survive |
DavidYowi
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. dedex
Congrats to everyone who made it this far! |
AlexKzillion
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
nightbringer
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. JesperL |
Egarran
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon I hope he will be nicer to me now
2. dedex OK I wont make this a sexual thing then |
Conmaniac
03.28.22 | Normaloctagon avenge my death pls
Idc letβs go with dedex |
Pikazilla
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. dedex |
Get Low
03.28.22 | 1. Steakbyrnes |
CottonSalad
03.28.22 | i think this idea needs to be fleshed out into a 5 minute anime video short set in space. phero will morph into a semi transparent blue cloud, johnny will float through the cosmos in a suit festooned with a synthetic mohawk and neon spraypaint marks. ending up to the director
[2] |
JesperL
03.28.22 | i am v honoured to have made it this far but dedex plz rai-
o wait eg said no sexual things ok :[
1. steakbyrnes
2. dedex |
JayEnder
03.28.22 | Love all 4 of these guys but Steak and Jespy are top tier bros. |
budgie
03.28.22 | 1.
2. dedex
go breizh |
porcupinetheater
03.28.22 | 1. Normaloctagon
Vs
2. Dedex
Lezgo (Love u Steak love u Jesper) |
normaloctagon
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex
A shape vs a steak and a fox vs a stache who will win |
Sinternet
03.28.22 | oh god too hard uh
1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
Keyblade
03.28.22 | 1.SteakByrnes |
Drifter
03.28.22 | nope |
YoYoMancuso
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. JesperL
Coin flip for both |
Sniff
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. dedex |
Pheromone
03.28.22 | in between all of this SERIOUS VOTING which robot do you guys think is more sexy |
SteakByrnes
03.28.22 | phero you forgot to vote in all the rounds haha |
Pheromone
03.28.22 | every round i vote for me, phero |
Trifolium
03.28.22 | Aerosmith's robot head with the Stud's body. |
CottonSalad
03.28.22 | ^
What if the opposite was true... |
MO
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
Coast
03.28.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex |
butt.
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. Dedex
Iβll feel better about losing if it turns out I lost to the victor of all! |
Aberf
03.28.22 | 1. SteakByrnes ππ₯°
2. JesperL π¦π¨ |
Purpl3Spartan
03.28.22 | AHHHHHHHH
1. Steakbyrnes
2. JesperL |
evilford
03.29.22 | normaloctagon
Dedex |
Avagantamos
03.29.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. dedex
3. dusclops |
rage11111ro
03.29.22 | 1. normaloctagon
2. JesperL |
Colton
03.29.22 | i can't vote for coptagon cause fuck 12 so 1. steakbyrnes
not voting on 2
actually 2. dedex cause jesper said I can't sing |
brainmelter
03.29.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. dedex
edit: fixed lol |
Storm In A Teacup
03.29.22 | Hmmmβ¦ πππ
1. normaloctagon
2. dedex
π€π€π€π€π€ |
Storm In A Teacup
03.29.22 | Brainmelter you spelled steaks name wrong. |
Pheromone
03.29.22 | storm the ctrl+f destroyer |
Trifolium
03.29.22 | "^
What if the opposite was true..."
π¬ oh no Cotton! |
Dewinged
03.29.22 | norma is like the best new user around, but I lost to Steak and so I shall carry him to the top.
The dexbro jesp matchup is pure evil so I'm gonna pass on that one, good luck to both, you legends. |
Pikazilla
03.29.22 | I feel norma has been on sput for at least five years now |
Pheromone
03.29.22 | 260 comments norma what happened |
someone
03.29.22 | i think this idea needs to be fleshed out into a 5 minute anime video short set in space. phero will morph into a semi transparent blue cloud, johnny will float through the cosmos in a suit festooned with a synthetic mohawk and neon spraypaint marks. ending up to the director
[3]
neekafat's newest film |
Pheromone
03.29.22 | who will voice act me |
someone
03.29.22 | me |
Pheromone
03.29.22 | a sexy czech accent - i dig it |
someone
03.29.22 | i'll put on my poshest south england tongue |
SteakByrnes
03.29.22 | good morning |
Pheromone
03.29.22 | i is not posh
steak, make a speech for your potential voters |
SteakByrnes
03.29.22 | If I win I will narrate 10 johnnyofthewell comments of the voter's choice and also make my avatar a huge Artorias and also give phero a hug maybe even a kiss |
teamster
03.29.22 | I apologize ahead of timeβ¦
1. SteakBrynes
2. dedex
|
Storm In A Teacup
03.29.22 | Okay phero i had my fun. I will fix my comment to not cause hurt anymore |
ian b
03.29.22 | 1. normaloctagon (underdog arc)
2. JesperL (he carries me harder in collab reviews than dedex does idk this is sophie's choice tier shit) |
Storm In A Teacup
03.30.22 | I guess we now know the b stands for bad friend. |
ian b
03.30.22 | beezus |
LeddSledd
03.30.22 | 1. SteakByrnes
2. JesperL |
Dewinged
03.30.22 | "and also make my avatar a huge Artorias "
If this is not a reason to give the steak the big avy then idk... |
budgie
03.30.22 | if dedex win he better make his big avvy the gwenn ha du |
dedex
03.30.22 | oh damn i was thinking of something Tintin-related but a breizh thang might be coo - still gotta win tho |
Pheromone
03.30.22 | last day to get your votes in before the SPOOKY FINALE
i need to watch tintin |
fogza
03.30.22 | Tintin! |
Trifolium
03.30.22 | Watch or read??? |
JesperL
03.30.22 | i exclusively experience tintin through the medium of podcast |
fogza
03.30.22 | i read them as a kid, probably the best way to go |
Trifolium
03.30.22 | YES. Those drawings π |
Pheromone
03.30.22 | because this is the super-duper exciting semi-final round i will keep this open a bit longer than usual
which means
it closes
in
FOUR HOURS (22:15 british summer time) |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.30.22 | ur shit |
SteakByrnes
03.30.22 | seems my peak is final four, that's where I bowed out last year too |
tyman128
03.30.22 | good lord this is a tough match up, but I gotta go with my boys
1. SteakByrnes (I love you norma)
2. JesperL (dedex, I hate that I have to do this to you) |
Pheromone
03.30.22 | johnny it is 2am on a wednesday you're off your rocker |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.30.22 | your boy has broken his sleep cycles and completed his job bby |
MO
03.30.22 | "seems my peak is final four, that's where I bowed out last year too"
it's cooler to not win, that's what I tell myself m/ |
Pheromone
03.30.22 | there are a ton of just 'steak' and 'norma' votes which i usually include because rules drool but cmon guys full usernames are for the cool kids |
SteakByrnes
03.30.22 | "it's cooler to not win, that's what I tell myself m/"
right on, plus we don't gotta run this tourney ;] I could not bear this weight on phero's shoulders |
Pheromone
03.30.22 | i want big dench shoulders it is okay
CLOSED WHICH MEANS TOMORROW IS THE ---- FINAL !!!!!! ----- |
porcupinetheater
03.30.22 | ajcollins15 unanimous victor |
Dewinged
03.30.22 | Did I win!? |
Egarran
03.31.22 | You're always a winner in our hearts. |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | but not the heart of march madness 2022 |
Egarran
03.31.22 | You don't know people's real feelings. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | You don't know the real ajcollins15 |
anat
03.31.22 | whoever wins just know there'll be an asterisk because of windowpain's unjust exit |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | Steak, your fan-base are rule breakers. I included all of the "steak" votes but I couldn't rely on JayEnder's crazy lack-of-formatting.
It is almost time...
to crown... |
anat
03.31.22 | i can see the head! |
CottonSalad
03.31.22 | looking forward to deciding the tiebreaker... |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | hmm, I counted last night and I won by 1 vote instead. oh well |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | ill be bargained for a re-count given norma isn't here for the prize-receipt yet
|
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | it might actually be tied lol, just recounted again |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | did you include jayender's however |
someone
03.31.22 | i have mixed feelings on this |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | I didn't actually, his vote would make me win |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | what is happening
give me a secondo |
someone
03.31.22 | hey how come the final is already on the front page, but not on your profile or even accessible from the front page? |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | im doing this the pen and pad way please no one think or move a muscle |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | i mean tbh jay's vote looks fine to me but
"I counted last night"
would disqualify for this alone |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | sorry about this I was just excited to see I was winning and then seeing the results threw me for a loop. I'll concede to norma no need to drag this out |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | nah if it turns out the counting actually was right then it helps i dont wanna count wrong and not know
johnny dweeb |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | phero disnumericalculal |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | also no stress at all steak not dragged out at all it's democracy baby
|
Trifolium
03.31.22 | I did a recount as well (using Excel, =COUNTIF(range,"*txt*") after cleaning up votes) ended up with:
SteakByrnes 23 (*txt* was "Ste")
normaloctagon 22 (*txt* was "nor") |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | omg the dewinged vote
i saw a paragraph and didn't see it was a vote i apologize PROFUSELY to STEAK and NORMA |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | Trif the sput champion we all deserve
phero and dewi both fallen heroes who cannot negotiate format BOOOO |
Trifolium
03.31.22 | Yes that was indeed a confusing one! Shame on DEWI, previous champion though he is!!!! |
anat
03.31.22 | perhaps if people just voted using 1. and 2. we would never have this problem itβs very undifficult to do |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | i love you all
okay so nothing happened here if anyone wanders upon this thread |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | insanity lol |
Trifolium
03.31.22 | "perhaps if people just voted using 1. and 2. we would never have this problem itβs very undifficult to do"
TRUTH.
And WE love YOU Phero!!! |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | yes we love our good pal phero love all around :]
Trif when will you take more cool pics of you on the beach in crazy angles the people want to KNOW |
Trifolium
03.31.22 | I will make some this summer from a nicely cold Scottish beach stay TUNED! The angles will be MIND BOGGLING! |
Egarran
03.31.22 | Golly this was exciting |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | anyone see that will smith incident? haha what was that all about |
normaloctagon
03.31.22 | Hmmm
This was tied when it closed
And i believe still is. Even with Jayβs vote
Not gonna make a stink about it tho. It was an honor battling u steak. Defeat the stache man |
Pangea
03.31.22 | always knew this was rigged |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | IT IS NOT RIGGGGGGEEEEEEEEDDDDDD |
Trifolium
03.31.22 | https://www.dropbox.com/s/ulsgthlley4ue2m/Semi%20Finals%20March%20Madness%202022.xlsx?dl=0
Hope this might make it more explicit. When it closed, Steak had 23 and occy 22 according to these ballots. |
Colton
03.31.22 | 2. dedex
steak you're cool but I'm not voting for a DGD fan |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | wrong list bro |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | bro
steak's 5s are uhhhhhhhhhh but dedex's were randomly generated by some flakey algorithm of two decade old sputcore and it's an ultrarelief that neither's personality corresponds to this
pity we cannot say the same for colton's enfeebled limp bullshit |
Pangea
03.31.22 | johnny rate my 5s as well |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | haha pangea you are the best |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | your 5s are: wow there is a lot of music in this room and the world, and the possibilities are endless and this is lovely, and i can't wait to discover all or at least some of it when i am done wiping rheum out of my eyes and finishing my milk tea
except that like, there's a metric shitton of empty teacups in that room and you know exactly how many are going to be refilled within the next 24 hrs |
dedex
03.31.22 | johnny please make a list with your thoughts on users' 5s |
Colton
03.31.22 | what's wrong with my 5s? I like them
and only old people drink milk with tea |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | i was going to listen to and rank all of cimnele's 5s because they are cute and wispy but maybe this would be better lol |
CottonSalad
03.31.22 | johnny please make a list with your thoughts on users' 5s
[2]
I want in on this lol |
Pangea
03.31.22 | but i hate milk tea, or is that part of the analogy? |
dedex
03.31.22 | No need Cotton, the Sputnik Jobs list is enough: https://imgur.com/a/F8NZNDy |
Colton
03.31.22 | tea already has a very subtle flavour and when you add milk it's gone completely and becomes warm water basically |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.22 | you can have some herbal shit then idk, i'm an easy brewer |
Pangea
03.31.22 | also i'm afraid to say that im too stupid to understand what that all mend. Maybe that my 5s are soft, which fair enough'
Edit: nevermind i think i get it |
Pangea
03.31.22 | okay good i do like herbal tea |
CottonSalad
03.31.22 | "No need Cotton"
LOL - i have no idea where that list exists tbh. Bless |
Pheromone
03.31.22 | > tea already has a very subtle flavour and when you add milk it's gone completely and becomes warm water basically
so warm water + tea bag = tea
warm water + tea bag + milk = warm water
where's bedex i need someone to help me make sense of this equation |
dedex
03.31.22 | there ya go bro: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=197703 |
CottonSalad
03.31.22 | You're just tryna butter me up for the swing vote... |
dedex
03.31.22 | teehee |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | "steak you're cool but I'm not voting for a DGD fan"
you already voted for me before tho brotha man :] |
budgie
03.31.22 | hey steak what audio company |
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | McIntosh Labs! |
Egarran
03.31.22 | Golly this is still exciting
|
budgie
03.31.22 | i just counted manually and got steak 20 - norm 23
also noticed that both people in matchup 1 voted for themselves and both ppl in matchup 2 voted for their opponent |
budgie
03.31.22 | counted again, with the hidden dewi vote that i missed first time 23-21 norm
CONSPIRACY |
Egarran
03.31.22 | GOLLY |
budgie
03.31.22 | WAIT I misread johnny's it's 22-22
SCANDAL |
CottonSalad
03.31.22 | someone help budgie
literally, someone - you're our only hope. |
budgie
03.31.22 | https://prnt.sc/pOw_xgUtsp5z here my tallies
|
SteakByrnes
03.31.22 | you missed Jay's vote budgie!
JayEnder
03.28.22
[Report this Post] Love all 4 of these guys but Steak and Jespy are top tier bros. |
budgie
03.31.22 | lmao 23-22 then
what kind of vote is that jay?? you wasted all my coffee energy tf |
Trifolium
03.31.22 | Yes what I end up with too, through Excel magic. It must be right then. |
budgie
03.31.22 | MUST NOT RELY ON MACHINE
|
Trifolium
03.31.22 | Can do, if you check its work! π€ |
Egarran
03.31.22 | The AI will save us with pure reason |