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Sputnik Summer Cross Country Invitational

This summer, the North American users of the hellhole otherwise known as sputnikmusic.com rwill embark on a renovated school bus full of renegade musicians, alcoholics, and faggots.
1mewithoutYou
Brother, Sister


I will mainly drink a lot of alcohol, attempt to fornicate with women on the bus, and drunkenly croon "Ape Dos Mil". Good stuff.
2Alexisonfire
Watch Out!


Spec - Spec was among the first to discuss this caravan. Spec will provide some scene junkies for anyone to openly fingerbang in the toilet. Thanks Steve m/ on.
3Ulver
Shadows of the Sun


BallsToTheWall - Balls has been designated as the most worthy sputbro to drive after mercilessly jerking off on the interstate while speeding with the other hand. God bless us all. He will also coordinate the Waffle House stops and which pornos to indulge in.
4Circa Survive
Juturna


taxidermist - Taxi's main purpose is to fill the racial quota, but when I get really drunk and start crying over a former love.....taxi's warm bearlike body will beckon my agony.
5Eve 6
Speak in Code


foxxxy - Foxxxy will maintain the kegs, as well as be my beer pong partner. He will also puke all over the bus on the last leg of the trip in Manitoba like a faggot because he can't handle his shit. My dresser is all yours.
6Burzum
Umskiptar


someguest - someguest will not be allowed on the bus unless we need a punk bitch meth dealer to pussy out and cry about God and a girl he eye-banged in his statistics class.
7Massive Attack
Mezzanine


silentpotato - potsy will maintain the marijuana. That sums it up well.
8Portishead
Third


Scoot - Metrosexual trip hop extraordinare.
9Andrew Jackson Jihad
Knife Man


Samshine - Trip hop groupie and back up bus driver when Balls is too inebriated to drive.
10August Burns Red
Constellations


KimmsightMatters - Will hold late night Bible studies with the Sput God Squad until Balls, Angel, and Vesper disturb it with a blood virgin sacrifice to Satan.
11Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea


Masochist - Will help to even out the ethnicity ratio and do live podcasts from the insanity.
12Emery
...In Shallow Seas We Sail


SeaAnenome - Will run behind the bus the entire time, this guy was an international track star at one point right? At least I was told he was.
13Puscifer
Cuntry Boner


coneren - Cone will hopefully maintain the mandatory law that one male on the bus must have a boner for an entire 24 hour period.
14Agalloch
The Mantle


Vesper - Vesper will ensure every woman on the bus is a sarcastic bitch the entire trip. In a good, feministic manner.
15Set Your Goals
Mutiny!


andcas - If anyone on the bus needs a useless youtube link or some recs involving some shitty underground garage pop-punk band....
16Anthrax
Among The Living


sonictheplumber - Will get really annoying and will most likely get kicked out of the bus somewhere around Dallas, but will ensure there will be no false thrash m/
17Benga
Diary Of An Afro Warrior


Maniac! - Maniac will do relatively nothing. He will drink two beers and puke all over coneren's boner, thus causing him to be kicked off.
18Skillet
Comatose


pizzamachine - Will lead Sputbus in praise and worship! And write about 10000000 reviews in between that.
19Big Black
Songs About Fucking


FrankRedHot - Would be the bouncer on the bus, but has anyone heard from him lately? I mean, damn.
20Leucosis
Pulling Down the Sky


balcaen - She will be on the bus so I can have someone to hit on and yet get constantly rejected. A great self-esteem booster.
21As Cities Burn
Come Now Sleep


Banion - Never seen her in person before, but heard she was hot. Put her on the bus yeah?
22Iron Maiden
Powerslave


Trebor17 - I need someone to shadowbox if I get drunk and feel invincible. I think Treb is up for the challenge. Also the resident bartender.
23Laura Stevenson and the Cans
Sit Resist


Aids - Aids can join us so I can make fun of Barcelona sucking dick this past week, but he will most likely be in another corner of the earth around that time. Pity.
24Jack Johnson
In Between Dreams


iFghtffyrdmns - Worst username ever, he will be that douchebag barking about the spring breeze while banging out harsh melodies on his acoustic guitar.
25Nas
Illmatic


Hawks - The hip hop expert on the bus, Hawks will let us know if the list=digs or not. He will probably join in the virgin sacrifice. Poser.
26Joy Division
Closer


TheVoiceAndTheSnake/Graveyard - Will rec decent post-punk and teach us how to shoot gay porno.
27Frank Turner
England Keep My Bones


OmahaStylee94 - I need someone to drink with that will bitch about the Georgia life as well.
28Beloved
Failure On


Emim - Designated leader of the Sputbus God squad. I'm not sure if he is in North America or not. Oh well, he will lead andcas to Christ.
29Jean Louis Costes
Fecal Master


RosaParks - Will not be on the bus due to it being a queef-free zone.
30We Came As Romans
To Plant A Seed


auberginedreams - (See RosaParks) No seriously, see him. He might blow you if you are drunk enough.
31Venom
Black Metal


AngelOfDeath - Will heartily lead the virign sacrifice and will be the resident chef.
32 Gaza
I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die


MMX - MMX will bring his hawt girlfriend so when they break up I can get firsties, and will bring The Walking Dead and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia DVD's.
33Unsane
Wreck


WeepingBanana - Weeping will be the resident hipster acoustic asshole, but he will play requests. Making him somewhat useful. He whole lotta loves this trip! He is also a whiny bitch and if he complains about the album again he is staying home this summer.
34Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra


JWT155 -JWT has agreed to join the excursion as a secondary driver under the conditions he gets road head from someone on the bus. What a trooper.
35Trophy Scars
Darkness, Oh Hell


ZilbelPing - Another hispanic loser on the bus so taxi isn't alone, Zilbel will provide us with the N64 and all of the classics with that. GOLDENEYE AND PERFECT DARK HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.
36Have A Nice Life
Deathconsciousness


Bloodhail - Bloodhail will bring equipment for smores and create a hearty bonfire in the back of the bus that will be extremely krieg.
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