Recspecs
04.21.12 | I was high as fuck (it being 4/20 and all) so that probably added to the craziness. I'm not quite sure if it was good or not, I'll probably see it again next weekend sober to be sure. |
phishing
04.21.12 | csb |
Recspecs
04.21.12 | It was crazy as hell dude and that blonde chick had a nice set of hooters I'd fuck the hell out of her. I also need to locate the coffee mug bong. |
MassiveAttack
04.21.12 | it was lots of fun, unexpected, what I wanted out of it. Once it moved from the dull-drum horror movie aspect it got far better. |
ZacharyHansen
04.21.12 | The (best) twist (ever) was freaking retarded though. Killed the whole movie. I don't care if it was unexpected or not, it was so off-the-wall that it made no sense/was freaking stupid! |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Wait what was the twist? I guess I missed it. Lol |
ZacharyHansen
04.22.12 | So you're saying (*Spoiler Alert*) that the entire "Human sacrifice to the gods to appease them into not destroying the earth" plot was genius? It is far from the best twist ever (as advertised) and left me effin pissed after the movie. I'll give them credit for originality and surprise/shock factor, but the twist sucked and/or was retarded. Waste of money and thought. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | I thought at the end the earth didn't need to be destroyed. Technically, a fool and a virgin died (Sigourney Weaver and that one armed girl), so wouldn't the earth be safe? Unless my high ass missed something. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | That guy was a total bro. Definitely someone I'd drink with. |
ZacharyHansen
04.22.12 | The world was destroyed. I mean, a freaking god hand shot up threw the Earth. I'm pretty sure the Earth was a goner. I, personally, hate movies that destroy the world, then call it an "original" or "complete" ending. It's a cheap cop-out that's been done plenty of times before. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Awww, The Word Alive fanboy is butthurt over the movie ending :( |
ZacharyHansen
04.22.12 | Well, a bad movie ending kills the movie. I've never watched a movie, hated the ending, then recommended the movie to anyone. A movie has to have a good ending, or else the movie sucked. Simple as that. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Well you and your movie taste can fuck off and watch Eddie Murphy movies made within the last two years. |
ZacharyHansen
04.22.12 | I hate Eddie Murphy's movies. More of a Shawshank Redemption, Godfather, Inception, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, ext. Kinda guy. You know, movie with original, creative, enjoyable plots (not shallow horror flicks that sells on "fantastic" (HEAVY Sarcasm) twists. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Film elitist. Cool. |
ZacharyHansen
04.22.12 | Yep, also I'm a Music enthusiast, Zombie slayer, Neil Pert Impersonator (this one's true), a superior Alt, and a decent stand-up comedian (If I don't say so myself). |
someguest
04.22.12 | "I was high as fuck (it being 4/20 and all)"
you don't say |
someguest
04.22.12 | yeah we ate broccoli |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Yeah I also drank a lot afterwards so that may have offset my highness. |
someguest
04.22.12 | I said
fuck the cops nonstop |
someguest
04.22.12 | ho you ain't special |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Call my shit Patricia! |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Some whore on my friends list has that as her bio lol. |
someguest
04.22.12 | iS sHe OnE oF tHe GiRlS tHaT tYpEs LiKe ThIs? |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Haha no she is one those white girls who will listen to anything Lil Wayne puts out. |
someguest
04.22.12 | so she likes giving head.
interesting. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Actually, she doesn't. She hates blowjobs but gives fire ass hand jobs so...? |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Yeah that's what I'm saying lol. |
cryMore
04.22.12 | good film, messed up for sure. where the office workers are partying hard while shes getting beat to shit |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Yeah and she threw up all over the docks oh God I got such a boner. |
JokineAugustus
04.22.12 | I loved the movie except for the putrid ending. Plus they ripped off a shitload of movies. |
KSK1
04.22.12 | I haven't seen the movie yet, but this list rules pretty hard. |
FearThyEvil
04.22.12 | I hate Eddie Murphy's movies. More of a Shawshank Redemption, Godfather, Inception, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, ext. Kinda guy. You know, movie with original, creative, enjoyable plots (not shallow horror flicks that sells on "fantastic" (HEAVY Sarcasm) twists.
How is Saving Private Ryan original or creative? It's based on WWII and true stories. Don't get me wrong one of my favorite films of all time but come on. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | "I haven't seen the movie yet, but this list rules pretty hard."
I know dude m/
How is Saving Private Ryan original or creative? It's based on WWII and true stories. Don't get me wrong one of my favorite films of all time but come on. [2] |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Eddie Murphy is a funny dude, he just insists on making extremely shitty kids movies now. At least Tower Heist was a decent return to form for my nigga. |
salival13
04.23.12 | They didn't "rip off" a bunch of movies they made a satirical homage that poked fun at the classic cliches and stereotypes of horror film. Take for instance the fact that the virgin slept with her college professor, the dumb jock is actually the most educated, the nerd is a ripped athlete, the blonde isn't even blonde and the stoner ends up being the smartest and surviving.
Not sure how the ending could have ruined the movie for you, its not even a twist, they make it very clear throughout the film the consequences of the kids surviving, which conflicts you morally on who to root for. Either way the kids die and it has no bearing on the laughs and thrills I had through the previous hour and a half of film. It's not exactly a movie where the conflict resolution is important.
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Masochist
04.23.12 | Everything salival said. I hate horror movies because most of them are garbage with no replay value, but this one was an excellent deconstruction of the genre. I went into it thinking it would be the most droll movie of the month, and it's one of the best I've seen this year. |
Recspecs
04.23.12 | Yeah I agree fuck The Devil Inside. |
JokineAugustus
04.23.12 | Im just saying that I really didn't find it very funny when compared to other horror comedies like shaun of the dead, Severance, Brain dead, and Army of Darkness. Just my opinion though. |
MassiveAttack
04.24.12 | Salival said it best, the entire movie was a jab at the genre itself. I dislike horror movies, but comedic horrors are always a blast, this was as well. |
Recspecs
04.24.12 | Movie was still hella entertaining fuck the haters. |