ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | I really rcan't catch ra break guys. Even rmy lists are rbetraying me. |
Spec
04.28.11 | Getting left for another dude is worse. |
Trebor.
04.28.11 | I thought you meant physical heart ache.
At least you have your health.
|
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | @Spec: That's what happened with the last girl. |
UnnamedOcean
04.28.11 | Yeah this shit sucks. Kind of why I don't extend myself out to girls anymore. |
Spec
04.28.11 | Fucking women. Now I just party with my friends. No emotional shit=no hurt. |
Samshine
04.28.11 | Damn Hipsters stealing all the girls. |
Spec
04.28.11 | Lawlz pit is in the house. |
Satellite
04.28.11 | "taken"? the fuck does that even mean. she's not married, is she? if you really care about her that much, grow a dick and do something about it. otherwise there are always going to be other guys beating you to the punch and you're just going to be jealous and miserable. |
Spec
04.28.11 | List needs more Animal Collective. |
UnnamedOcean
04.28.11 | "So you're gay?"
....No. |
UnnamedOcean
04.28.11 | Well my facebook says I'm straight so it must be true. |
Willie
04.28.11 | ... and the pusification of the modern male continues... |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | Animal Collective is too upbeat, but damn is 3 good...so good. |
BallsToTheWall
04.28.11 | Can I be poetic?.......fuck bitches..... |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | Woo, got me right in the soul, Balls. |
BallsToTheWall
04.28.11 | bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks. |
Trebor.
04.28.11 | Pimps don't cry. |
coneren
04.28.11 | Oh shit |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | leave the stove on coneren? |
Trebor.
04.28.11 | lol |
coneren
04.28.11 | Fuck, now I have to check |
Emim
04.28.11 | Show her your dick and tell her she isn't going anywhere |
klap
04.28.11 | mimsy's dick literally blocks the doorway |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | Lol'd at "mimsy" |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | You can bet your ass there's always another one that looks better and has better taste in music/is more intelligent/talented/whatever. |
Winsomniac
04.28.11 | Moustache > You. |
cirq
04.28.11 | zzzzzz |
zeppelinUSA
04.28.11 | Disregard females, acquire currency. |
omnipanzer
04.28.11 | ""taken"? the fuck does that even mean. she's not married, is she? if you really care about her that much, grow a dick and do something about it. otherwise there are always going to be other guys beating you to the punch and you're just going to be jealous and miserable."
^ Agreed
She just met the guy which means its not serious yet. There are no emotional ties here nothing that means anything in the grand scheme of things. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | In summary: Grow a pair. And use it. |
MO
04.28.11 | If you don't act on it initially, you'll never try and get her later. Nab that broad right now. Play her Voice of the Soul and her butter'll melt in no time. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | ^ Fuck yeah. |
R6Rider
04.28.11 | dude don't let that stop you, ALL girls have boyfriends, or so they want you to think
keep talking to her, take her out, show her a good time and eventually you'll get it in
|
SCREAM!
04.28.11 | lol Rider, being a boyfriend, if i ever noticed a guy doing that i would probably kill him |
Maniac!
04.28.11 | "lol Rider, having a boyfriend, if i ever noticed a guy doing that i would probably kill him"
fixed |
SCREAM!
04.28.11 | you didn't need to fix that maniac i wasn't talking about you silly |
Maniac!
04.28.11 | What a clever comeback |
SCREAM!
04.28.11 | did you see what i had to work with? |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | "you didn't need to fix that maniac you know I love you"
Now that makes sense. |
Maniac!
04.28.11 | Of course it does, Wolf. Everyone loves me. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | Hans doesn't. |
Maniac!
04.28.11 | He is fond of me. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | I don't. |
Maniac!
04.28.11 | You're a liar. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | You're a cheater. |
Maniac!
04.28.11 | You never told ne you loved me. I have needs. |
Steoandnoodles
04.28.11 | Tell me about it, my heart rate is 116 bpm. |
dnor
04.28.11 | If she's gonna date a 25 year old hipster, she's probably not mature enough to be a good girlfriend. Let her grow up. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | "You never told ne you loved me. I have needs."
I did, you fucker. But you didn't listen. |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | This list got more popular than I expected. |
BallsToTheWall
04.28.11 | I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE BUT I WONT DO THAT |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.28.11 | "that's still meatloaf" |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | Damn, now must listen to Meatloaf. |
BallsToTheWall
04.28.11 | http://www.keezmovies.com/video/sitters-4-cd1_03-677151 |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.28.11 | i'm a ladykiller and yer a pretty lady and that means i'm gonna kill you |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.28.11 | 20 minutes of making out? meh. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | Meatloaf is a really ridiculous name. |
BallsToTheWall
04.28.11 | the second one im burping the worm too to now is better. |
lucasjcockcroft
04.28.11 | ha ha ha |
North0House2
04.28.11 | See, this is why I'm glad I don't have emotions. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | ^ Liar. |
North0House2
04.28.11 | "Liar."
I'm being serious. The day I went out and bought my car, I didn't so much as smile and my parents were concerned. Haha. |
someguest
04.28.11 | SHE WAS THE HEART IN YOUR HEARTBREAK
SHE WAS THE MISS IN YOUR MISTAKE |
Remer17
04.28.11 | I met a girl a few years ago. I fell for her, but she was in a relationship. I still went after her, she cheated with me and then decided I wasn't worth it and ended it all. Don't fall for girls in relationships. |
someguest
04.28.11 | i've had (have) strong feelings for one girl in my life
i've pretty much given up though |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | "I'm being serious. The day I went out and bought my car, I didn't so much as smile and my parents were concerned. Haha."
So you love your car, liar. |
Spec
04.28.11 | someguest, get your mojo back. The trick is to never expect anything! |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | The trick is to grow a pair. And maybe a beard if you are able to do so. |
ThyCrossAwaits
04.28.11 | Already bearded sir. |
Spec
04.28.11 | Fuckin' Safeway makes me shave mine. |
Spec
04.28.11 | I'm good at two things: Drinking/Substance Abuse and Beard Growing.
Bitches don't know. |
North0House2
04.28.11 | "So you love your car, liar."
hahaha, what? |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | Very good. Then you're already prepared to do anything you desire, so lash out your lasso and get her back!
@Spec: You can't let someone take your inherited right from you to grow a beard! BEARD FREEDOM FOR THA WORLD! |
Spec
04.28.11 | Haha, won't be there much longer. I am the fastest cashier in the store though! The closest to accomplishing anything at Safeway. |
someguest
04.28.11 | Being a cashier sucks. One more year of it for me. |
Wolfhorde
04.28.11 | Ugh, cashier? I hope it's better paid where you live than it is here. |
Vesper
04.28.11 | Stay friends with her and show her how much better you are. Worked for my current boyfriend, haha. |
BallsToTheWall
04.29.11 | Yah my boyfriend Patrick agrees with you vesper. The thing is to say strong and never lose hope....build the fire. |
Josh D.
04.29.11 | I hope they fuck and you walk in on them. |
FromDaHood
04.29.11 | I hope you're asked to video their sex tape |
Josh D.
04.29.11 | Fuck, I'll hold the boom mic for it. |
BallsToTheWall
04.29.11 | Thycross is silently fapping in the closet but not as silently as he thinks. |
FromDaHood
04.29.11 | He should probably start trying to get with her roommate. It worked out pretty well for him last time... |
aok
04.29.11 | had a thing going with a girl who had a serious bf not long ago. fell real hard for her and she even admitted she liked me more but that he was a 'safer' choice. we stopped talking about a year ago, 3 months ago i heard she got engaged and it still burned bad. i found a lot of solace in beats, friends and family but moving on's been a slow process for me |
Josh D.
04.29.11 | NOW THAT YOU'VE WOKEN UP
TO THAT EMPTY PLACE YOU SOUGHT
REALIZE TIME WON'T HEAL A GOD DAMNED THING |
Vesper
04.29.11 | Andcas, you only stay a friend if you fail to impress the girl.
(Or if she's just not interested, in which case, grow a pair and move on.) |
Spec
04.29.11 | someguest you're a cashier?? Obviously that is where your depression is coming from. |
someguest
04.29.11 | "Ugh, cashier? I hope it's better paid where you live than it is here."
HA HA HA HAH AHAHHA HAHA
"someguest you're a cashier?? Obviously that is where your depression is coming from."
Now you're getting it. |
Wolfhorde
04.29.11 | Being a cashier here is something between garbage-disposal, janitor and cleaning toilets. |