ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | God I sound like a dick when I put it that way, but there's some serious underlying shit and I'm so tired and pissed and depressed. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
02.02.11 | Talk about it on sputnik, please. |
Scoot
02.02.11 | well done |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | Thought about that, yeah |
Defeater
02.02.11 | should've boned her instead |
Ovrot
02.02.11 | When I clicked the list is said "Shit by TomArnaold"
I lol'd
|
SeaAnemone
02.02.11 | couldn't pull off the Kobe |
37er00
02.02.11 | smack that cunt and take your necklace back |
Scoot
02.02.11 | ahh the roommate switch
it's impossible jerry! can't be done! |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | aaaahhhh, the comfort of the Sputnik community.
P.S. If you want a bunch of comments, name a list something provocative. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | Indeed it can't. Didn't even really want it to. Shit just went down. |
Ovrot
02.02.11 | Name your list
'Convictions' |
pizzamachine
02.02.11 | Name your list
'Boobs and Dicks' |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | I felt like "Motherfucking Apeshit Cuntballs" was too much of a mouthful. |
Defeater
02.02.11 | get it, a mouthful |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | planned it ahead of time |
Defeater
02.02.11 | well slap my testicles and call me ghandi |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | rather not |
taxidermist
02.02.11 | Over a kiss?! She probably wanted it to be over with. Just saying. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | I'm aware...thanks for making it more obvious, though. |
Ovrot
02.02.11 | Fuck her mom. |
Defeater
02.02.11 | fuck her dog
unless it's a dude dog |
wyankeif1337
02.02.11 | to quote another user (whose name i forget)
show her your cock and tell her she isn't going anywhere |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | Ok, therapy session over. Thanks guys. |
Defeater
02.02.11 | drink a whole bottle of laxative and put a yardstick between your buttcheeks horizontally |
twlight
02.02.11 | get over it load the bong and listen to santana III |
DeafMetal
02.02.11 | At least 1-3 are great. |
feav233
02.02.11 | get that shit back |
Wolfhorde
02.02.11 | Turn gay and seduce the guy she likes. |
pizzamachine
02.02.11 | That'll go over well. |
MUNGOLOID
02.02.11 | this is beautiful. |
promiseswept
02.02.11 | never post something about you breaking up on sputnik ha i made the same mistake. no one takes it seriously even if you feel like complete shit. it sucks |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | Oh I'm aware (again). Better than Facebook. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.02.11 | P.S. Defeater, her best dog is a dude. Comment made me lol. |
Wolfhorde
02.02.11 | "never post something about you breaking up on sputnik ha i made the same mistake. no one takes it seriously even if you feel like complete shit. it suck" Being all whiny and shit about normal-day things in life sucks. Hell, there are plenty of fish in the sea and you can almost always get a better one. |
DeafMetal
02.02.11 | Like a carp. |
Deathcar
02.02.11 | I'd just go back to her friend for more tbh. |
Wolfhorde
02.02.11 | "Like a carp."
Damn right. Women are like fish. |
DeafMetal
02.02.11 | I like their fish. |
Wolfhorde
02.02.11 | Glad my ex-gf didn't. Maybe they wash themselves more often in Europe. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.03.11 | Did they seriously change my list title. |
Josh D.
02.03.11 | You shouldn't have kissed her roommate then, duh. |
Dryden
02.03.11 | yeah he should have kissed her little sister |
omnipanzer
02.10.11 | You should have kissed her vagina.... |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.10.11 | oh stop it. |
omnipanzer
02.10.11 | ThyCrossAwaits
*points the way |
Wolfhorde
02.10.11 | "You shouldn't have kissed her roommate then, duh." I think this was the most approporiate and intelligent comment on this whole list. |
TheJackal
02.10.11 | sputnik normally doesn't do intelligent, and definately doesn't do appropriate |
DeafMetal
02.10.11 | That would explain why you spelled 'definitely' like that. |
TheJackal
02.10.11 | goddammit, it was all a clever ploy |
crowing51
02.10.11 | Sputnik is here for you with wise advice.
Go fuck her mom and steal her necklace then you will be even :) |
TheJackal
02.10.11 | yep, any relationship problems you have, just tell everyone on sputnik and all will be solved. (even if it was your fault in the first place) |
DeafMetal
02.10.11 | "goddammit, it was all a clever ploy"
;) |
Satellite
02.11.11 | where'd yr other list go? |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.11.11 | same one, mods changed the title |
Satellite
02.11.11 | no, i mean the one you posted yesterday.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgevjcoYg41qd37u4o1_500.png |
wyankeif1337
02.11.11 | haha willie |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.11.11 | pretty sure THAT'S what happened to the list i posted yesterday. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.11.11 | Defeater commented on my list once
except i deleted it on accident |
Defeater
02.11.11 | asshole |
Spec
02.11.11 | Then don't kiss her roomate. |
UnnamedOcean
02.11.11 | Dealing with females sucks. Finding one who doesn't like douches is hard enough. |
Satellite
02.11.11 | so basically your girlfriend dumped you because you kissed her roommate and thought you could make up for it by buying her shit. yeah, it's LIFE that sucks. |
Captain North
02.11.11 | Sputnik cheers you up when you need it. There's nothing quite like great (terrible) dating advice. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.11.11 | didn't try to make up for it with the necklace, completely separate but whatever. |
Satellite
02.11.11 | then what the fuck are you complaining about. was she supposed to give it back? |
UnnamedOcean
02.11.11 | Reminds me of when I bought this girl a $50 christmas gift hoping we would be starting a relationship soon, then I got turned down because I am at college and she isn't. Fuck. |
Satellite
02.11.11 | yeah, middle school girls are like that sometimes. |
ThyCrossAwaits
02.11.11 | just stop, seriously. i posted this thing a week ago when i was freshly pissed off and i've moved the fuck on. it's you people who keep posting shit here. |
Defeater
02.11.11 | "Reminds me of when I bought this girl a $50 christmas gift hoping we would be starting a relationship soon, then I got turned down because I am at college and she isn't. Fuck."
lol |
Satellite
02.11.11 | when i'm freshly pissed off i go straight to sputnik too.
i feel ya man. |
UnnamedOcean
02.11.11 | Screw that, I go straight to the Vodka. |
Defeater
02.11.11 | satellite:
1. get mad
2. take medication
3. get on sputnik
4. make a veggie burger |
Satellite
02.11.11 | ouch |
Satellite
02.11.11 | are you watching me right now guest? |
henryjohnson
02.11.11 | I love life to start my day |
Defeater
02.11.11 | mich tv |