shindip
08.20.09 | pretty much, yes, although ive never heard 2 |
FailureToAspirate
08.20.09 | I agree with 1 and 4 (barring Every Rose Has Its Thorn, which has a killer guitar solo), but Lordi get props for comic value. As for 3, you clearly know nothing about the death metal genre, and as for 5, you've clearly never seen them live. |
RobertDennis2
08.20.09 | Ha, this is obviously fake and completely misinformed!
KISS have sold... more records than there are numbers in pi, mathematically they cannot be featured on such a list!
you're gonna make folks think you're one of them crazies! |
Jesuslaves
08.20.09 | Buckcherry. |
Douchebag
08.20.09 | "mathematically they cannot be featured on such a list! "
lol pretty much yes! |
KILL
08.20.09 | cc rule fuck |
Athom
08.20.09 | EVERY ROSE HAS ITS MOTHER FUCKING THORN!!! |
Tempertemperature
08.20.09 | An entire genre is built around the type of lyrics in 3.
The lyrical content isn't what makes them bad. |
DaveyBoy
08.20.09 | Add me to the 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' fan club. |
Captain North
08.20.09 | Lordi are amazing, what are you on about. |
JayVex
08.20.09 | I completely agree with you on 1 and 2 (especially 2; Lordi are simply horrible). Not so sure about 5. |
Asiatic667
08.20.09 | Go listen to your gaypeth, lordi and Dragonforce are awesome |
Greggers
08.20.09 | I agree with 1 and 2, but 3 fucking own |
Metalstyles
08.20.09 | 2 is actually a pretty fun listen and 5 ain't that bad |
Asiatic667
08.20.09 | 2 is a frickin' awesome listen! They're just plain fun rock, that's all they're meant to be. People are just dumb saying "Oh, thier costumes are silly, thier lyrics are awful".
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Jesuslaves
08.20.09 | *clears throat and raises voice* Buckcherry. |
Greggers
08.20.09 | ^this |
theacademy
08.20.09 | "*clears throat and raises voice* Buckcherry."
tho i disagree, very funny |
BassDemon333
08.20.09 | pretty bad list....
Dragonforce are pretty cool.
Lordi's music sucks horribly but their costumes rule.
Cannibal Corpse is fucking AWESOME. You don't have much taste for Death Metal I see.
I hate Poison and KISS though. Fuck them. |
theacademy
08.20.09 | "Strutter" is a great song
altho the Donnas cover is better than the original imo |
entarthedryden
08.20.09 | are you gay |
theacademy
08.20.09 | dude the donnas rule |
Bfhurricane
08.20.09 | I don't completely agree with list, but you have some funny justifications. |
FadeToBlack
08.20.09 | CC are generic and boring, but theu're hardly one of the worst bands ever. Also putting them down just because of the lyrics is ridiculous. Go read some Carcass lyrics, some of them are far waorse |
EVedder27
08.20.09 | yeah poison and kiss suck |
demon of surveillance
08.21.09 | I like death metal where you can actually tell what theyre saying like Opeth, but I do like stuff like CoB and Death. some people might say Opeth's lyrics are repetitive, but its not random crap about having sex in disgusting ways or killing someone |
FadeToBlack
08.21.09 | opeth aren't death metal, and neither are COB (extreme power metal)
I do agree though, lyrics like that are really fucking stupid, but violent or anti-christian lyrics come with the territory. |
Bleak
08.21.09 | I pretty much agree except Cannibal Corpse. Their older stuff was terrible, but their newer stuff is pretty damn good. |
GenNarain
09.24.09 | #1 for sure. |
PuddlesPuddles
09.24.09 | Try to find the "Rock And Roll All Nite" studio version and listen to how horrible it is. Which is why they use the live version with the crowd cheering and everything.
Genius marketers, horrible musicians |
EVedder27
09.24.09 | 4 and 5 are so bad |
Poet
09.24.09 | "Cannot write lyrics that aren't about fire, death, battle, heroes"
It's called Power metal. |
EVedder27
09.24.09 | I didn't notice I already commented on this a month ago |
PuddlesPuddles
09.24.09 | Haha well at least you're consistent. If you commented last month saying you adored KISS and Poison I'd question your entre profile's credability. |
thebbqshrimp
09.24.09 | Cannibal Corpse isn't bad because of their lyrics. They're bad because of their overall lack of pretty much any musical talent.
That being said, "Hammer Smashed Face" is like the greatest song ever. |
bloc
09.24.09 | bbq, you kidding? CC is amazing with their instruments, especially on the newest album. |
Phantom
09.24.09 | agree with all except 3 |
DLNation
09.24.09 | One word... sort of "Jackyl" |
thebbqshrimp
09.24.09 | Well, granted I've only heard their older stuff.
I was referring more to song-structures and song-writing more than technical musicianship, though. |
Jesuslaves
09.24.09 | [size=5]BUCKCHERRY[/size] |
fireaboveicebelow
09.24.09 | this list is full of hypocrisy |
DLNation
09.24.09 | 3 Doors Down & Nickelback maybe the 2 worst "hard rock" bands around. But then again there is Daughtry who has completely ripped off the sound of Nickelback (or at least his writers did) |
Inveigh
09.24.09 | Cannibal Corpse does not belong on this list. Agreed on all other counts though. And it goes without saying that 3 Doors Down, Nickelback and Daughtry all suck ass. |
Chewie
09.24.09 | uggh this douche at my school thinks KISS is the best band ever, and has such a limited and shitty music taste that whenever I play Mars Volta or Mastodon or some metal/rock bands he might like, he thinks they're awful
/end rant |
XulOnerom
09.24.09 | Dragonforce and Poison suck ass. Lordi is average. CC is good. Kiss has some really catchy songs. |
deathmetal101
10.17.09 | dragonforce is SHIT
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bloc
10.17.09 | and THAT is why they are on this list |
sousapwn
10.28.09 | for those of you who like cannibal corpse listen to hammer shashed face and then tell me what is musical about it... o snap u just got burned. dragonforces is an epic fail and deserves to be number one on the list. but why is kiss on the list. they inspired so much and like others have mentioned there are much worst bands :cough cough" buck cherry |
bodiesinflight57
10.30.09 | Agree so much with 5 |
Phrike
10.30.09 | [quote]Based on repetitiveness/lameness of lyrics, song structure, solos, etc. (and lame outfits).[quote]
Yep that's Dragonforce all the way, saw them live and still regret it |
maidenpmcc
05.14.10 | Nickelback should be in here. |
vanderb0b
05.14.10 | 3 is honestly not bad, especially the debut album. |
SteelErectedb4you8er
05.14.10 | I hated Kiss until I saw them live. They bought on an awesome show I must say. And they actually do have good songs. Cannibal Corpse last couple albums have been great and they have some good songs on other albums. And to say they don't have musical talent laughable. Alex Webster is a machine on the bass. There are far worse bands than this. |
TheyTookOurJobs
07.08.10 | CC are amazing |
Helvete
07.08.10 | they are alright, but the reasons he's put for hating them are fail |
Motiv3
07.08.10 | Original list is original. |
NWOAHM666
12.13.11 | Take 3 outta there.
Things you can put:
- Nickelback
- Limp Bizkit
- Design the Skyline
- Atreyu
- ... |
Aids
12.13.11 | this list needs to not be bumped. |
InAbsentia
12.13.11 | I don't get it. Did the guy actually expect them to be good? |
DoABarrelRoll
12.13.11 | Five Finger Death Punch? |
MO
12.13.11 | the reasoning for 3 is so bad lolol |
DoABarrelRoll
12.13.11 | If he thinks that's sick, he needs to spend more time on the internet |
Relinquished
12.13.11 | old list |
rockandmetaljunkie
12.13.11 | awesome list |
HaydenDyson
12.13.11 | Bon jovi |
Emim
12.13.11 | woah bloc posted in a list
weird |
bloc
12.13.11 | Haha, why are you always talking about me? : )
I love seeing old threads with my old comments and stuff though |
Emim
12.14.11 | I make statements about you whenever I see that you're active and wait to see how long it takes for you to notice them. |
bloc
12.14.11 | LOL somehow I always know it's bait but I cannot resist. |
Emim
12.14.11 | You would make a wonderful teenage girl. |
tiesthatbind
12.14.11 | "I love seeing old threads with my old comments and stuff though"
tbh I've cringed at a few of my old tl;dr comments that I posted when I first joined |
bloc
12.14.11 | I feel ya, I've seen a few of mine and chuckle. |
Emim
12.14.11 | I've ended up editing a few... |
bloc
12.14.11 | Haha, you can't just change your past man |
Emim
12.14.11 | I can when it's me being more stupid than usual |
KjSwantko
12.14.11 | dragonfarce sucks |
tiesthatbind
12.14.11 | "I've ended up editing a few..."
Me too. On the positive side it's fun to come across those long threads we commented on a lot back in 2010 and just reread them. |
Emim
12.14.11 | Mostly all daveyboy threads, lol. A couple of my reviews have conversations when we were fledgling users |
Zorak
12.14.11 | it's odd seeing you post in a list bloc. you normally stick to the review threads as I recall. |
Emim
12.14.11 | YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO
but yeah that's pretty on point |
Zorak
12.14.11 | ISN'T BLOC OF THE FEMALE TYPE? |
bloc
12.14.11 | Nowadays, perhaps. But that's only because most lists these days are boring dig lists or top 2011 albums lists.
But a few years ago, when I was racking up the comments, I posted in lists quite a bit. |
Zorak
12.14.11 | You do no wrong bloc |
bloc
12.14.11 | Haha, you should read my older comments
But I guess those weren't too bad either... |
Emim
12.14.11 | Once upon a time you used to make lists too. |
bloc
12.14.11 | Speaking of, I'm thinking about putting one together and posting it. I have the perfect idea. |
Emim
12.15.11 | It's only taken you 2 years to think of the perfect one! |
bloc
12.15.11 | It only took your asking : ) |
Scoot
12.15.11 | i don't understand the point of bumping lists like this |
bloc
12.15.11 | Nostalgia |
Zorak
12.15.11 | I really hate KISS too. |
Emim
12.15.11 | I don't think anyone but ReturnToRock actually cares about KISS |
bloc
12.15.11 | They have a few cool songs |
NeutralThunder12
12.15.11 | i think the first 3 are better than the last two |
demon of surveillance
02.05.12 | Holy shit this list is old...I was just starting my sophomore year of highschool when I made this. Yes I no longer hate Cannibal Corpse, I now find their lyrics insightful and clever! |
Ovrot
02.05.12 | CRUSHING CRANIAL CONTENTS - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective |
Zorak
02.06.12 | I always find it hilarious that that movie referenced them. |
UnnamedOcean
02.06.12 | "As for 3, you clearly know nothing about the death metal genre"
What is there to get? it's not exactly deep stuff. |
Zorak
02.06.12 | ^ wrong. |