JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | ask me anything
will add more |
YoYoMancuso
11.02.21 | hello jonathan what is your ideal breakfast |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | hello yolo my ideal breakfast is scrambled eggs on toast at 11am with too much bacon and a bucket of latte what is your ideal breakfast |
Storm In A Teacup
11.02.21 | 🤗😈 Did you think you had escaped having some kind of fabricated obligation to listen to my album? You sonovabeech (Insert Fez meme here) 🤬 |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | um um um um i have escaped nothing i have a HOLIDAY tomorrow so get that
will be imminent i promise |
kevbogz
11.02.21 | does ur mom kn ow ur gay ? |
Dewinged
11.02.21 | DAMN. Again. |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | dewimum i have something to tell you |
Uzumaki
11.02.21 | When will you be checking the latest GazettE album? |
Uzumaki
11.02.21 | And wrecking my heart? |
Cimnele
11.02.21 | Killing Joke rule
next two after Night Time get synthier and less heavy but they're super interesting records. Outside the Gate gets slated as being a disastrous ego record so you know there's good stuff on it.
after that point they kinda go from being the best version of Killing Joke to the 2nd best version of Ministry and I don't like 'em as much |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | don't think i have ever heard a GazettE album ever so hmm big mayb on that
and NICE cool thank you will press on. Re. the 2nd best ver of Ministry era, i vibe Pandemonium more than any Ministry i've heard so hmmm |
Mort.
11.02.21 | Darlings of new midnight is the best track on 3 nice pick |
JesperL
11.02.21 | how are you |
ArsMoriendi
11.02.21 | Teenage Jesus and the Jerks is fun if you hear like one song in a sitting, but a few in a row and I'm like "did I just listen to the same good song 5 times in a row? No? Oh weird" |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | yes
best i've been in ages tbh i'm grand! how are YOU
yes lmao, although those track lengths will smooth anything over |
someone
11.02.21 | US Maple and Frida Hyvonen |
GhandhiLion
11.02.21 | Your ears are broken |
GhandhiLion
11.02.21 | woah didn't expect to see Frida Hyvonen mentioned :O |
Relinquished
11.02.21 | you heard of prefuse 73 before? his 3rd record features 2 on some tracks, and the vocalist of broadcast too |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.02.21 | woah, no i have not, but will line that up rn this second - ty! (also features Kazu from Blonde Redhead? mmm)
US Maple are fun, will check Frida Hyvonen |
Relinquished
11.02.21 | ghostface and el-p on the same track too which is wild for the time |
JesperL
11.02.21 | that's v good to hear keep it up, i am okay thanks just had some raspberry tea |
Uzumaki
11.02.21 | US Maple good tho |
Egarran
11.02.21 | Why is there something rather than nothing? |
CottonSalad
11.02.21 | Maple or Birch |
Trifolium
11.02.21 | 1 is very nice agreed. |
TaiL4ever
11.02.21 | WoW talking about Sock, hoT!!! |
Divaman
11.02.21 | What does the American Medical Association have to do with Sowing? |
OceanKudah
11.02.21 | Just6 checked , goooooooddddd...... |
SteakByrnes
11.03.21 | I will never take your word on anything metalcore but I am very intrigued on Yoasobi will jam soon fren much love |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.03.21 | I mean, there is nothing stopping you fakepeople from leaving real questions for Sowing even if the title (for now!) is such weak bait that he will probs never see them
Eg = because putrid users keep posting in my thread yay ! Diva = classified i have his spare toe |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.03.21 | wow steak did you just ninja me ok i am never talking to you again my BOI |
SteakByrnes
11.03.21 | I am not a ninja I do not hide I am no coward |
tectactoe
11.03.21 | check UT |
Storm In A Teacup
11.03.21 | I’m starving. |
Divaman
11.03.21 | Pretty horrifying. |
Kompys2000
11.03.21 | Johnny you gotta check tragic boogie by the Life and Times ik I've been spamming it a bit on discord but like fr it's the main guy from shiner doing Cinematic Emotional Space Rock and it rulezzz |
DadKungFu
11.03.21 | Hi Johnny, where do you get your ideas? |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.03.21 | bad dancing and an empty brain
and WHAT Komp uh uh like epic Hum vibes? tectec that alb is still in my downloads, not feeling grimy enough lately but will spin the moment this changes |
Kompys2000
11.03.21 | Oh yeah Hum is a p good analogy! Maybe a few shades more hook-driven but yeh |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.03.21 | okay this sparks joy
but also I just wanna go back to Luuuuuuuuuuula now :[ |
aydross121
11.04.21 | new every time i die is just metalcore with some polka shit |
sixdegrees
11.04.21 | sporkcore? |
LeddSledd
11.04.21 | snorecore |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.04.21 | polka shit has been mandatory in metalcore for a solid decade now |
Uzumaki
11.04.21 | How very MySpace of you to say about that… |
Emim
11.05.21 | I would have bet money this was a sonic list based on the title alone |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.06.21 | "Am in no rush to fill this and am ONLY gonna include records that I vaguely care about or bonded with etcetera ok commence"
wow what an original sputnik character arch |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.06.21 | leave my hacknarrative patch notes alone u |
protokute
11.07.21 | Used to jam the Chain Gang Of Love a lot, revisiting it right now, and yeah, still awesome |
alamo
11.07.21 | hi |
protokute
11.07.21 | hello fellow brazillian |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | update yay (alamo this is for you) onwards onwards
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Storm In A Teacup
11.10.21 | Villain my butt |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | don't have to tell me twice |
Storm In A Teacup
11.10.21 | Ow my butt |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | o no do you regret it |
neekafat
11.10.21 | Need to jam 5 |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | hurry up |
Sinternet
11.10.21 | wait til u get to observator its the best one
although the fact you didnt shout out aly walk with me which is their best song has me confused |
Pheromone
11.10.21 | the raincoats |
Egarran
11.10.21 | Why are you even listening to Mastodon in the first place? |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | because Blood Mountain and Leviathan fuckin bang you colossal moron
and hmmm Aly Walk With Me is good and defs one of the better LLL songs, but it misses some of the mopey fuzzy fuckmystique that most of my favourite raveonettes songs have |
Egarran
11.10.21 | Jeez, calm down. honey. It's just Mastodon is not usually your style.
Leviathan is so low brow and Blood Mountain tries too hard, should be an easy band for you to hate. |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | literally everyone likes Mastodon, they have good riffs and mostly don't suck stop trying to doorhold for the Mastodon club it is normie fiction
also, wrong; Crack the Skye is when they started trying too hard, Blood Mountain mostly just goes off (and phwoar boi, that closer is a scuzzy blues heartache, i wanna relearn that shit) |
Egarran
11.10.21 | Indeed, Crack the Skye is almost unlistenable. |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.10.21 | you can smell the hipster cosmos lucazade a mile off
and it was all downhill from there |
Relinquished
11.10.21 | Blood Mountain’s aight |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | today is an okay day |
Koris
11.12.21 | "Indeed, Crack the Skye is almost unlistenable."
... |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | Eg cries at feedback and won't listen to most jazz without a helmet, go ez on him |
Koris
11.12.21 | But can he listen to Helmet without jazz? ;D
Ok, I'll see myself out |
Egarran
11.12.21 | Actually I prefer not to. Not a big Helmet fan. But I guess they're slightly better than Mastodon. |
dedex
11.12.21 | listen to Brutus |
Egarran
11.12.21 | Link us a song, master dedex |
Demon of the Fall
11.12.21 | here for the clickbait title inspiration
P.S. 3 is v good |
dedex
11.12.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRYSlKDlws
there you go my lovely goat |
Demon of the Fall
11.12.21 | definitely listen to Brutus (2), they be slappin'
Oh dedex you made the correct song choice, and for that I love you. |
Egarran
11.12.21 | Yeah ok dedex that was pretty good! |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | am doing city of caterpillar homework, one heavy band at a time plz!!
will jam soon |
Demon of the Fall
11.12.21 | I am assuming you've heard Prefuse 73's 'One Word Extinguisher' if you're checking 17. Good Remission take. |
dedex
11.12.21 | yay Ega!
@Demon: yeah clearly their best song, crowd yesterday was at its wildest when they played it
> will jam soon
you better! |
Demon of the Fall
11.12.21 | 'non-CoL SOTY' for 2019, probably.
I remember it being my jam during that period, despite being more active participating in the new release grind in those days. |
dedex
11.12.21 | mmmmh 2019 was p solid
Torche - Admission
Weyes Blood - Andromeda
Great Grandpa - Mono No Aware
Denzel Curry - Ricky
FKA Twigs - fallen alien
Black Midi - Western
clipping. - Nothing is Safe
Erika de Casier - Do My Thing
Alex G - Sugarhouse
Gang Starr - Family and Loyalty
but yeah Lights on the Hill goat |
Trifolium
11.12.21 | buying bf>>>>>>>>>>buying gf!!!!!!!!! |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | SOTY 2019 (eww) was Maison Book Girl - Silhouette and no questions will be taken on this matter
Weyes Blood opener was probably in the top 10 though
and trif how much are you asking |
Trifolium
11.12.21 | Hmmmm. Depends!!! On things!!! |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | uhuhhhhhhhhh
? |
Trifolium
11.12.21 | Deal! |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | woooo where dya want him
and jam 26 it has trif energy |
Trifolium
11.12.21 | Will do! Funny name!
Also I want him in my dreams please. |
Demon of the Fall
11.12.21 | Hang on... why have I never heard that Frou Frou release? Need. Want. |
Demon of the Fall
11.12.21 | 'but yeah Lights on the Hill goat'
Unbelievably you picked the correct Cult song as well, on fire dedex. I say 'correct', it's a ridiculously tough choice that fluctuates over time, but that's where my vote would go currently. |
dedex
11.12.21 | 🔥🔥🔥 |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.12.21 | Demon, do 26, 27 in that order it will spark joy
and there is deep lore on the main Lights on the Hill motif, like 3 other songs from within 2 yrs have it and there is darkness. overrated CoL track but still v great |
GhandhiLion
11.12.21 | https://delwoodmusic.bandcamp.com/album/delwood |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | is this is list dead or do i save it |
Trifolium
12.12.21 | I don't know. What does your heart tell you? |
Pikazilla
12.12.21 | Killing Joke are based |
Trifolium
12.12.21 | YOU are quite acceptable (this one is for Egarran and Cotton 💖). |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | egarran is always borderline when it comes to acceptable
will check how many worthwhile records i heard after stopping this and then maybe save it. need to get the best Lali Puna alb on here at least (which YOU should check, trif) |
Pikazilla
12.12.21 | Lali Puh |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | ok progress has been made, maybe this can be saved |
Trifolium
12.12.21 | !!!
Lali Puna is a funny name, I will put them on my pile of records I will hear one day. |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | Yeah, uh, check out the first track on 32 asap and make that day today or today will instead be the day I start bullying you, this is not a drill good luck |
Trifolium
12.12.21 | Oh no no no no! I won't have that! Let's stop this!
The bullying or the pressuring? Who knows? I'll leave that open for interpretation. |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | there is an easy way out and I hope this does not go far enough that I have to deposit it directly into your shoutbox |
porcupinetheater
12.12.21 | Hey Johnny which of these rehkards is the best chaser for placebostalgia jamming Commodores? |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | lmfao realistically probs good ol' George, but 14 or 23 if you wanna change gears a lil, or 18 if you wanna shit candy for a while |
porcupinetheater
12.12.21 | Woah lmao cannot get a read on whether 14 will be a big KILL or KEEP ok will jam imminently < 3 |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | 14 has a lot of KILLS and a couple of firm KEEPS but works oddly well as a whole somehow hmm. almost rec'd 16 instead just because the Ronettes ripoff Suicide song is one of the most oddly gratifying things ever, but it doesn't gel quite the same :/ |
Egarran
12.12.21 | >YOU are quite acceptable (this one is for Egarran and Cotton 💖)
Yay! I'm also becoming a fan of Cotton.
Johnny, you know you shouldn't bully people. It's bad therapy, we have hundreds of movies about this. Is it a theme in Japanese cinema? |
Trifolium
12.12.21 | If they (Cotton) ever read it they would be happy I hope, Egarran. Spreading the love etc! |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | egarran there is an old saying that runs in my family and it goes *death to haters* so i guess fuck you ! |
Egarran
12.12.21 | But dear Johnny, you like to hate stuff. Basically every post you make is pointing out something that disagrees with your standards.
It must be a tough life, man. |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | Yeah well, why do you think I spend so much time on this cosy community site where everyone is weak and no-one can kill me
Having standards is a curse, but it invariably pays off being the pushiest penguin in the pen |
tectactoe
12.12.21 | needs more no wave
but good list
even if i don't entirely understand what the point of this list is |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.21 | no wave will hopefully make a return soon, my spirit is strong and kim gordon's memoir got me in the mood
and list is uh a listening log minus all the "heard this twice/no impression" albs |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.13.21 | almost caught up hooray hooray |
ArsMoriendi
12.13.21 | How the fuck do you even reuse lube?
Fucking Johnny bait titles make less sense every time |
someone
12.13.21 | i guess depends on how you used it the first time
though upon re-use you might find you are just using semen and sweat |
someone
12.13.21 | "Fucking Johnny bait titles make less sense every time"
and yet you're here like clockwork |
Demon of the Fall
12.13.21 | 'The last one was long and became a little boring' (2)
any how is this any different?
and where's my free second-hand lube sample I was promised? |
fogza
12.13.21 | i want useful tips on lube reuse |
Demon of the Fall
12.13.21 | we were brought here under false pretences and are now demanding compensation reflecting the nature of these unkept promises |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.13.21 | this one is automatically less boring because it's curated and therefore not obligatorily long. depends where the journey goes from here, but mopping up the last good cuts of 2021 should be fun at least
reusing other people's lube is not ok this institution has standards |
fogza
12.13.21 | "this institution has standards"
now you are truly making shit up |
Egarran
12.13.21 | Santorum memories |
ArsMoriendi
12.13.21 | "and yet you're here like clockwork"
What can I say, I'm attracted to nonsense |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.13.21 | get out of my house!! |
Gyromania
12.13.21 | Atrocious list title, you should be god damn ashamed of yourself. Downright clownshow |
Trifolium
12.13.21 | 💦♻️ |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.13.21 | ofc gyro hates recycling |
Gyromania
12.13.21 | Recycling is just an endless loop. Gotta break the wheel |
Sharenge
12.13.21 | accepting all donations for you guys' recycled lube
daddy needs his juice |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.13.21 | lube is never lost or destroyed
only converted |
Sharenge
12.13.21 | didn't even know this was a thing but I thank you for showing me the light - those fucking lube payments add up... the idea of just using the same lube again and again indefinitely is brilliant |
porcupinetheater
12.13.21 | I just squish a little of the old lube off the sheets in with a new dollop like it's the ship-of-theseus soap bar in my shower |
Trifolium
12.14.21 | Sounds efficient! And slippery! |
Demon of the Fall
12.14.21 | there's something revealing about the amount of traffic generated by this most recent title change, it's got people sliding right in with little hesitation |
fogza
12.14.21 | finally, some great life hacks |
Kompys2000
12.14.21 | Mutoid man > cave in tbh, at least as far as vaguely alt-ish heavyrock goes |
Trifolium
12.14.21 | Well it is both a ghastly and very arousing idea.
Did I say arousing? I meant highly efficient. |
Egarran
12.14.21 | How can I make my own lube? I dont want to involve the industey in my rituals. It pollutes them. |
porcupinetheater
12.14.21 | Fish oil and lard bb, put that shit in the microwave and stir it up |
Egarran
12.14.21 | Awesome thx |
Trifolium
12.14.21 | Or squish some aloe vera leaves and collect their juices. *Swoooooossssshhhh* (that was a gliding sound effect) |
Egarran
12.14.21 | ew gross |
SteakByrnes
12.14.21 | I share your sentiment about not getting the Jupiter hype johnny |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.14.21 | oh no :[[[ (yay!!!)
have you been through the rest of their discog? |
Mort.
12.15.21 | yeh jupiter is actually pre boring
only heard that and their debut and the debut is better (metalcore boi prefers metalcore who would have guessed)
but yeh if you want space rock just listen to hum, jupiter is just boring and a bit messy and not in an endearing way |
Demon of the Fall
12.15.21 | Jupiter is great wtf are you guys smokin'...
I enjoy the debut just as much, although they're mostly incomparable apart from the obvious. |
Trifolium
12.15.21 | Jupiter looks good tonight
Yet I fear to fall into the skyyyhyyyy |
SteakByrnes
12.15.21 | "have you been through the rest of their discog?"
Nah I've only ever heard the debut and Jupiter, always meant to hear the rest tho lol |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.15.21 | wow okay the race is ON lol, i'm curious for white silence and the newest one but not sure if curious enough to do the whole discog to get there hmmm
and jupiter is fine and sometimes good, still surprised at how plain a lot of it is |
neekafat
12.15.21 | johnny would i like Cave In |
Demon of the Fall
12.15.21 | yes, although maybe not the first one |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.15.21 | probably but jam Hum or Oceansize instead, they are better and have shorter discogs and you will like them more |
Demon of the Fall
12.15.21 | neeka hasn't heard Oceansize?! Yeah get on that. This is now an emergency. |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.15.21 | if it's not baby rock from post-2008 or yearend core from post-2015 he ain't heard |