Lord(e)Po)))ts: THE REAL SPUTNIK THIRST GAMES 2020: THE BEGINENING

Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.22.20	Stay tuned
ArsMoriendi 12.22.20	"The Dex Bros (They count as one unit)" Kinda like Ice Climbers?
SteakByrnes 12.22.20	nice
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	exactly like ice climbers
CaliggyJack 12.23.20	this is art
Ryus 12.23.20	interesting
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	U know this is more realistic
LeddSledd 12.23.20	respective actions are on point 👌
CaliggyJack 12.23.20	If my hunger games are an anime pot's hunger thirst games are the abridged adaptation
ArsMoriendi 12.23.20	Thirst? Does this imply a sex scene is coming up?
ieatbabies795 12.23.20	“lmao im not entirely certain what this is“ [x2]
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	Possibly multiple
Ryus 12.23.20	finally sput fanfic
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	I promise it will get hot and heavy
LeddSledd 12.23.20	"not entirely certain what this is" real life
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	this is band of brothers to caliggy's attack on titan
Minushuman24 12.23.20	The true basic human necessities game.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	hey thanks for sparing me in the blue pill version tho
CaliggyJack 12.23.20	eww fuck AoT My games be Yu Yu Hakusho
neekafat 12.23.20	Neek approves ty c:
BallsToTheWall 12.23.20	Wait, what?
BlushfulHippocrene 12.23.20	This is canon.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	None of that expanded lore shit here
Dewinged 12.23.20	Bury me with my Second body LP pls
Trifolium 12.23.20	I mean Ars IS pretty good at investigating...
Sinternet 12.23.20	tis but a scratch
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	Thats the spirit
Pheromone 12.23.20	I'd bet money on Colton winning
JohnnyoftheWell 12.23.20	Pahaha how steamy is this shit gonna get, I rly want sona and neek to have a three-ep relationship arc
Feather 12.23.20	I’m team phoebe
Ecnalzen 12.23.20	Fantastic
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	Please address all bets to my bookie the academy
BigglesteinsAlt 12.23.20	"bigglestein punches sinternet's chin" based.
Pheromone 12.23.20	Doof tries to seduce Rowan while he tries to nap near the cornucopia. Rowan resists and Doof yells "fuck this" and runs away from the cornucopia ;_;
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	Night falls, day one is over
LeddSledd 12.23.20	"Ars finds a clue near the cornucopia: footprints! He deduces that someone has been here. Multiple someone's even." unparalleled observational skills. this series is riveting
ian b 12.23.20	i was excited to see that i was included and then i saw whose list it was, and somehow knew immediately how/why i'd be included lmfao potsy you sneaky asshat, this is fuckin hilarious though, premium-quality content here !
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.23.20	Lul You have no idea what kind of shocking plot twists I have in store just yet, expectations will be SUBVERTED
Pheromone 12.23.20	do i win?
ian b 12.23.20	my experience with benzos and shopping carts is not to be underestimated or understated by any means, so i'm sure you have some gold in the vault for us all lol
Ecnalzen 12.24.20	Death by dysentery The Oregon Trail strikes again
ian b 12.24.20	hate it when that happens
Dewinged 12.24.20	I feel my end is near ):
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	Look i can tell you guys this much Deviant doesn't win
ian b 12.24.20	damn, i thought dysentary gave you super powers or something
Minushuman24 12.24.20	I think zak may be the dark horse
Rowan5215 12.24.20	"Doof tries to seduce Rowan while he tries to nap near the cornucopia. Rowan resists and Doof yells "fuck this" and runs away from the cornucopia" I have no idea what's happening itt but this made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in weeks lmao
Trifolium 12.24.20	Omg Pots this is perfect I hope it never ends 🌠
MyNameIsPencil 12.24.20	RIP Rowan it's almost as if his spirit is with us in this thread
CaliggyJack 12.24.20	I'm jealous at how much more attention yer HG contest is getting over mine
Trifolium 12.24.20	But Pots put all of his stuff in one list Jack, you didn't! So I guess they're about the same.
Sinternet 12.24.20	man how you gonna do me like that I run a 5k multiple times a week
fogza 12.24.20	I feel like the cornucopia is very weirdly stocked.
botb 12.24.20	What is happening here exactly
ian b 12.24.20	you act like you guys wouldn't grab a shopping cart if you had a bunch of bottles of klonopin, valium, temazepam, ativan, xanax, halcion, and versed to all try and carry at the same time BY HAND, smh. at least that's how i imagine potsy's canon for this is; better go big and grab that shopping cart or go home
Pheromone 12.24.20	it could get to a nice point with vals where you come back to sober consciousness and realise you have won and never know how or why or what happened
ian b 12.24.20	"What is happening here exactly" that, i don't even think pots knows. but hey, who cares, you want some valium? they had a bunch in the cornucopia next to this shopping cart lol
ian b 12.24.20	that would be a beautiful ending since i'm actually sober off of benzos now since August but i dont know if pots would lemme have that nice of an ending lmfao
Pheromone 12.24.20	i think it will end with colton shitting on himself to death or something idk
ian b 12.24.20	plot twist: we all die of dysentery
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	Thats the ending I originally planned for you ian but now that you've said it its ruined and I have to changed everything
ian b 12.24.20	ultimate cause of death: dysentery due to all the shitting from benzo withdrawals and exposing pots' ultimate plan 😳😳
Pheromone 12.24.20	pots are you going to spend christmas day writing this because if not you are weak
Colton 12.24.20	nothing could be more on brand than the first thing Pots does in the actual list is acquire “medical supplies” from an “unknown sponsor” lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	I was going to spend Christmas day with various fam but I wouldn't want to appear weak so I might have to cancel everything
Ecnalzen 12.24.20	What dedication to the cause I like that
ian b 12.24.20	how plebeian of you to choose family over sputnik lol, what a beta move. real alphas spend their entire christmas pulling up their 5's and proclaiming their musical and intellectual superiority over the rest of the family until they all concede and leave.
ArsMoriendi 12.24.20	I'm so happy to be supported by Trif
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	@ian Damn you and reefa might have to team up at some point
ian b 12.24.20	i just saw the part about Get Low getting a Milk Bone for reporting kill LMFAO
CaliggyJack 12.24.20	"Nolertheboler receives a weapons drop containing a 16 pound bowling ball with a skull and crossbones image on it. "M'lday", he says as he addresses the bowling ball with a tip of his fedora." This fucking sent me
ian b 12.24.20	i'm not dead here, nor involuntarily simping for Sowing, so i'm gonna have to consider this version as canon, sorry calligyjack it's just the facts :/
CaliggyJack 12.24.20	rip
ian b 12.24.20	hey i mean, u can still resurrect me and i'll let it slide....
Trifolium 12.24.20	I've got your back Ars! Not that you need this, since you're winning in the other one all by yourself. But still.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	He is the world's greatest detective after all
Trifolium 12.24.20	Exactly. Who the hell were Poirot and Holmes again?!?!??!??!?!? Moriendi, A. is your man! 💪🕵️‍♂️💪
Demon of the Fall 12.24.20	I maaaaay be slightly tipsy, but regardless of that fact this is actually hilarious. More of a personal touch here 😄.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	yw, here's more!
Pheromone 12.24.20	I am sold
unclereich 12.24.20	thank you for including me
Cygnatti 12.24.20	wait what is this?
unclereich 12.24.20	idk but potsy is not my friend. you and i are best friends now cyg
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	Sorry mitch ur too OP
unclereich 12.24.20	queue coltron calling you graham cracker
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.24.20	Hes mad rn he's resorting to curse words today
ArsMoriendi 12.24.20	Oh no I'm unconscious in a hole And what did GhostB1rd turn into... something conservative and scary I bet... maybe Tucker Carlson? :o
CaliggyJack 12.24.20	>Tucker Carlson >Conservative pick one
Ryus 12.24.20	based and tuckpilled
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Trif's got u bro
ArsMoriendi 12.25.20	What is Tucker Carlson if not conservative? Surely he isn't a liberal/leftist
Ryus 12.25.20	a grifter
Colton 12.25.20	he's big salty about me killing him in the real thread reich
CaliggyJack 12.25.20	He's an Authoritarian/Neo-Corporatist
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Nah u clearly needed that ego boost after sulking all week colt, I'm happy for you
Colton 12.25.20	do you use the 2% or 5% kind
JohnnyoftheWell 12.25.20	this is the best christmas present i am happy cannot wait to see what circumstances inevitably force me to dismember myself with that there big ol' sword of power
ArsMoriendi 12.25.20	I just hope Trif lives tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Don't underestimate urself Johnjohn
Colton 12.25.20	foam or liquid
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	5% foam. Tryna thicken it up as much as possible before I donate it to your sister
Colton 12.25.20	I just saw you deleted your pic LOL got you that sensitive eh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Shit i wouldn't have to if you would just give her some of that fugly bristle pad you selfish monster
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	What pic is that
Colton 12.25.20	"What pic is that" lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	I'm assuming you mean my sexy yearbook pic? If that link broke it wasn't my doing. I had that as my prof pic for years. But I do like the idea of you just staring at it fuming mad so I can re-upload it for u if its gone
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Maybe ur sis stole it to keep in her wallet I dnno what to tell ya bud
Colton 12.25.20	you won't upload it lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Give ur sis a kiss for me and maybe ill even put a santa hat on it
Colton 12.25.20	yep that's what I thought. you don't want people seeing that shit, I don't blame you
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	yawn I'll upload it for u when I'm home so you can put it up on your wall, creep. Give you something to look up to 😂
Colton 12.25.20	if you upload it, I will take mercy on you for a while because that pic roasts you worse than words ever could. you won't though
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Too bad God won't take mercy on your sister Hey how's that myss keta cover coming along btw
Colton 12.25.20	post the pic Pots. let's see that scalp
ian b 12.25.20	somehow i knew doof couldn't resist my sweet benzo'd up babyface. robertsona is a legend for that, even if he steals the rest of my drugs or kills me anyways. absolutely captivating story as always pots ;) can't wait for day 3 when either sach or i walk upon a seemingly bottomless pit labeled "K-Hole" and jump down it, not knowing the K stood for Killing and not Ketamine, but then again that's not my thing so that would be a better death for someone else, or if you write in Aiwaz for a small cameo appearance to die that would be fitting. just spitballin here though
Ecnalzen 12.25.20	my oh my this is a saucy read
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	I'm busy doing Christmas stuff colton you'll have to cry and shit your pants a lil bit longer but I promise ill sign the pic to your sisters corpse and re-upload asap
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.25.20	Damn Ian i should have hired you as cowriter
Colton 12.25.20	^ neither of those comments are urls notice how Pots goes for family but I just stick to roasting him. He provides more than enough material on his own
loveisamixtape 12.25.20	i came here to win
LeddSledd 12.25.20	don't worry Colton, you killed Pots in real life this fanfic is still pretty banger tho
Dewinged 12.25.20	I like where this is going.
Ecnalzen 12.26.20	I can't wait to see what M'lady does next
zakalwe 12.26.20	This is fucking great!
ian b 12.26.20	see even zak gets it. potsy if you need any help with day 3 ideas shoutbox me, otherwise im excited to see where this goes. this is the only reason ive been as active as i have been on the site this week lmfao i love it
dedex 12.27.20	fucking howling atm
Sinternet 12.27.20	im blushing
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.27.20	Gonna try for day 3 some time today but also simultaneously working on 2020 aoty list so where inspiration sparks it sparks
Pheromone 12.27.20	where does bon jovi rank ?
ian b 01.01.21	i think my favorite part of this list is that 88 is probably the most realistic scenario that could somehow happen in our universe (sorry doof lmfao) and every time i come back to it, i somehow always find something new to laugh at
Dewinged 01.01.21	Rooting for M'lady
Pangea 01.04.21	the ars + trif duo is the best part of the list for me. it's hilarious
ian b 01.05.21	still staying tuned
ArsMoriendi 01.05.21	My fate is left on such a cliffhanger! :(
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.05.21	Lmao 2020 aoty list is taking priority rn but it'll happen
Dewinged 01.05.21	I echo the sentiment, I need to know how many souls do I sacrifice to the 2P before getting m'lady'd
Minushuman24 01.05.21	sintxjeffery otp otp otp
ArsMoriendi 01.21.21	lol
cordwainerbird 01.21.21	am i in this one or am i merely a spectator - reality itself cannot decide
ian b 06.22.21	honestly, in retrospect, the visualization of 'sona pushing me in a shopping cart filled with klonopin and xanax bottles off into the sunset, away from evil, is about as happy of an ending i could possibly receive lmfao
TheAntichrist 06.22.21	sounds like a fun game of man hunt