Snide
07.26.16 | It also helps that Kristen Stewart is super hot tbh. |
Tyler.
07.26.16 | Kristen swesrt
???? |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | What an odd idea for a list. |
Snide
07.26.16 | Ya know, she was in the movie where Abercrombie vampires slap fight each other now and then? |
onionbubs
07.26.16 | I'd take torts |
Mystletainn
07.26.16 | idk, don't keep up with celebrities |
MyNameIsPencil
07.26.16 | green bay packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers
take him to an AnCo concert and see if oliva munn really is a beard or not |
heck
07.26.16 | I'd take Tony Danza to a Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza show |
Snide
07.26.16 | Would you take Tony Danza to the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza after party? |
Sinternet
07.26.16 | Michael Cera so I look less socially awkward by comparison |
treeqt.
07.26.16 | "I'd take torts"
get in line
|
BallsToTheWall
07.26.16 | Enzo Amore and Big Cass-WWE to a Lil B show. |
onionbubs
07.26.16 | I would take Donald trump to see anti flag
Just imagine the shitshow that would turn into itd be great |
CaimanJesus
07.26.16 | I'd take John Bush to an Anthrax show |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | I'd take Zach Braff (Garden State, Scrubs) to some bullshit indie concert. Or Scarlett Johansson to some sort of house concert and watch them titties b o u n c e. Or maybe Seth Rogan to a Sleep concert and get high as all fuck. Or maybe Micheal Cera to a Sunn O))) or some other weird concert just to watch him flip the fuck out because he seems so reserved. |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'm gonna take Geoff Tate to a Queensryche concert. |
Drifter
07.26.16 | I'd take a Mormon celebrity to any black metal concert |
TheGreatQ
07.26.16 | "I'd take John Bush to an Anthrax show"
I thought that said Jeb Bush at first lol |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | "I'd take a Mormon celebrity to any black metal concert"
Yes |
Snide
07.26.16 | "I'd take a Mormon celebrity to any black metal concert"
I'd take Mitt Romney to any black metal concert
Fixed |
onionbubs
07.26.16 | Just take someone you hate to an act that will offend them a lot |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Axl Rose to see a Slash awards ceremony |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | Lol'd |
Drifter
07.26.16 | Or 90's Eminem to a 2010s Eminem show |
Snide
07.26.16 | "Or 90's Eminem to a 2010s Eminem show"
Needs more irony |
rabidfish
07.26.16 | I'd take Tom Waits to a... Tom Waits concert.
uh, wait... Uuuuuuuuuuh
TOM WAAAAITSSSSS |
hesperus
07.26.16 | i'd take laverne cox to an against me show and geek out about two of the most awesome trans people being in the same room as me, a comparatively mediocre trans person |
TVC15
07.26.16 | Kanye to a Death Grips concert |
Ebola
07.26.16 | I'd take Ted Cruz to see Behemoth |
hesperus
07.26.16 | or i'd take the pope to a ghost concert |
Snide
07.26.16 | The pope dropped a prog rock track like six months ago though. |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | Dan Aykroyd to a Dananananaykroyd concert, or Johnny Depp to a Gay for Johnny Depp concert. |
Masochist
07.26.16 | ""Or 90's Eminem to a 2010s Eminem show"
Needs more irony"
'Marshall Mathers LP'-era Eminem to a 'Marshall Mathers LP 2'-era Eminem concert.
or if you'd rather...
'Eminem Show'-era Eminem to an Eminem show.
But really, I'd take Demi Lovato to a Maylene or He Is Legend or Norma Jean show. I'd want to see here throw down. |
Masochist
07.26.16 | Also, for Hellscythe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQTn7gI8cw |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take most Sputnik users with me to a Black Veil Brides concert.
Their reactions and watching Andy get pissed off at them for booing (which he does at just about every concert that someone boos at) would be golden. |
onionbubs
07.26.16 | Pre slim shady Eminem to a relapse era Eminem show where fack is in the set list |
onionbubs
07.26.16 | Rivers circa 94 to a Weezer show circa 09 |
Snide
07.26.16 | ITT: Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides fights people who boo him at his shows and it's damn priceless to watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCe3gdD5tvw |
SandwichBubble
07.26.16 | Fred Armisen, if Portlandia is anything to go by. |
treeqt.
07.26.16 | i'd go watch wutang perform their new album with my good friend martin shkreli |
Snide
07.26.16 | "i'd go watch wutang perform their new album with my good friend martin shkreli"
This is how you pour salt in a wound |
wtferrothorn
07.26.16 | I'd love to see the spectacle of Mark Kozelek at a The War on Drugs show |
hesperus
07.26.16 | "i'd go watch wutang perform their new album with my good friend martin shkreli"
and then you'll beat the shit out of him and steal the album, right? |
wtferrothorn
07.26.16 | "i'd go watch wutang perform their new album with my good friend martin shkreli"
Nah. I'd prefer me, Martin, and "Daquan" going to a Kanye show
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/martin-shkreli-claims-he-lost-15-million-trying-to-buy-kanye-wests-new-album-the-life-of-pablo-a6874831.html |
treeqt.
07.26.16 | why would i assault a friend |
SgtShock
07.26.16 | I'd take Mike Tyson to see Neurosis. Not sure why, but it sounds like a good time. |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Madonna to a Miley Cyrus concert and just leave her there tbh. |
StallionMang
07.26.16 | fred armisen, death grips |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Fred Durst to a fourth grade guitar talent show. So he can learn from his superiors. |
heck
07.26.16 | I'd take Jacqueline Kennedy and Ethel Kennedy to a Dead Kennedys show |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Frank Sinatra to see Dean Martin |
ConcubinaryCode
07.26.16 | I'd take the corpse of that mayhem dude to a burzum show. |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd also take Dean Martin to see Frank Sinatra |
AlexKzillion
07.26.16 | I would take Kylie Jenner to a Billie Holiday concert or something cause romantic. |
CaimanJesus
07.26.16 | I'd take MC Ride to a death grips concert so he'd show up to one of his own concerts for once |
ZippaThaRippa
07.26.16 | I would take Lance Armstrong to his favorite band's concert. And I would hope they would show up late, play poorly and leave early. Just so he could know what it's like to be crushed and disappointed by someone that he admired. |
torts
07.26.16 | I'd take torts |
ZippaThaRippa
07.26.16 | torts is a shitty celebrity |
Snide
07.26.16 | Hi torts |
porcupinetheater
07.26.16 | Pat Boone and I'd live it up at a Judas Priest show |
YetAnotherBrick
07.26.16 | mmmm kristen stewart |
Snide
07.26.16 | Kristen Stewart is a cutie tbh |
porcupinetheater
07.26.16 | And an underrated actress to boot |
Snide
07.26.16 | She's actually a pretty decent actress agreed.
Most people have just only seen her in the first Twilight film. |
MyNameIsPencil
07.26.16 | I'd take Morgan Freeman to a Dillinger Escape Plan show
Cause why not |
treeqt.
07.26.16 | because torts exist so why would you take anyone but torts god DAMN it you IDIOTS |
Flugmorph
07.26.16 | scowl |
Flugmorph
07.26.16 | I would take johansson everywhere |
furyroad97
07.26.16 | I'd probably take Ariana Grande to a Clutch show, just for something random |
Calc
07.26.16 | celebrities can fuck off honestly. |
Risodo
07.26.16 | Jim Carrey to a Napalm Death concert. |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | I'd take Eva Green wherever she damn well pleased |
L4titudes
07.26.16 | I'd obviously take Morgan Freeman to a Gorguts concert |
SCREAM!
07.26.16 | "But really, I'd take Demi Lovato to a Maylene or He Is Legend or Norma Jean show. I'd want to see here throw down."
Best answer yet tbh.
I'd take the girls from Babymetal to a Napalm Death show or something |
Snide
07.26.16 | Jim Carrey would be cool to chill with at just about any concert though |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | Tom Cruise to a Full of Hell show. Idk why. |
Typhoon24
07.26.16 | conan Obrien to a k-pop show. I know he's got the fever |
Typhoon24
07.26.16 | "Or 90's Eminem to a 2010s Eminem show"
dead |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | Rivers circa 94 to a Weezer show circa 09
Hnnng |
JWT155
07.26.16 | I would take T.J. Miller to a Celine Dion show in Vegas and pickup Cougars all night long while just being complete savages on the Vegas strip. |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | I'd take Guy Picciotto to an Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) concert to show where emo has gone since 1985. |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Elvis Presley to a Geoff Tate concert, I just have a feeling it would lead to something unfathomably comedic. |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | I'd rather just go drinking with Josh Homme |
JWT155
07.26.16 | Homme prefers mary jane |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | very true, but he definitely loves a drink as well |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | I think it'd be more fun to get high with the Homme than hammered with the Homme. |
Snide
07.26.16 | Speaking of Josh Homme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZm32tpWY8 |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | If it's anything like the Smooth Sailing video I'd be 100% up for it |
FullOfSounds
07.26.16 | lmao ALA, Kate Upton, same |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Avril Lavinge to a Sum 41 concert |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | or a Nickelback concert |
Snide
07.26.16 | I'd take Mozart to any Crunkcore concert. |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | Surprised there hasn't been a Mitch Lucker joke yet |
JWT155
07.26.16 | I still like my celebrity idea the best. |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | it does sound like a good laugh |
KenboSlice
07.26.16 | >Kristen Stewart
>Hot
Pick one. |
Tunaboy45
07.26.16 | she reminds me of a realdoll |
Snake.
07.26.16 | thread is filled with really bad jokes and/or bad opinions |
KenboSlice
07.26.16 | The worst one is Snide thinking Kristen Stewart is hot |
elliootsmeuth
07.26.16 | "thread is filled with really bad jokes and/or bad opinions"
@Kenbo |
Snide
07.27.16 | Kenbo, I know you love to rag on my opinions man.
But a lot of people find K Stew Stew attractive. |
