Tyler.: 2015 Sputnik Awards

Tyler. 02.17.16	any ideas for stuff i can add real quick is very welcome. just threw this together real quick.
Tyler. 02.17.16	hopefully we can get some good results. 2015 was kinda slow
braspberries 02.17.16	idk but all 13 of these albums are fucking superb. But maybe I'm just a pleb cuck. That's a possibility too.
Tyler. 02.17.16	yeah fourth i just copied that from yours
theacademy 02.17.16	use this as a model http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=48667&memberid=317268
torts 02.17.16	fricked mine up
ArsMoriendi 02.17.16	1.wtferrothorn 2.flyheadmetal 3.CL0VER 4.flyheadmetal 5.BallsToTheWall 6.ShakerFaker 7.DaveyBoy (if you count his blog entries) 8.-- 9.ComeToDaddy 10.Arcade (even though his Bowie review made up for it) 11.cjsixpointfive 12.Deviant 13.I don't know what half of this website looks like... 14.^^^ 15.theBoneyKing 16.I bet it's secretly SharkTooth
torts 02.17.16	1 Mort 2. rufinthefury 3. alienboserver 4. onionbubs 5. don't know any 6. dont know any 7. theacademy 8. every other staff 9. johnny 10. treb 11. I puked 12.I puked again 13. torts 14. rufinthefury 15. torts
emester 02.17.16	Sach for worst Thats my input
CaimanJesus 02.17.16	1. KILL 2. Flyhead or me. 3. I don't even know. Cl0ver I guess 4. Brettgoespunk or me. 5. Fuck I don't know 6. ^^^ 7. Voivod 8. See 5 9. Oranges 10. All the rest 11. None 12. Jom 13. Kroner just for the Post Metal
tempest-- 02.17.16	best user - idk lets just pick jac but damn he d all his comments what a bitch oh well worst user - too many hmm flyhead, torts/melonade, betray, etc. best new user - idek uh... user, he seems ok worst new user - sach/livingthrowaway/nimb comeback user - balls or maybe snox because hes come back to not being totally insufferable now heh best reviewer w/o tag - idk rowan215215251515255125 best staff - acad obv worst staff - acad OBV best contrib - linguist worst contrib - insurrection best troll - trolls are so fkn lame but best user that shits on people: pots best mod - willie lol best looking - jac's parakeet
theacademy 02.17.16	1. hep kat 2. theacademy 3. that torts fella i suppose 4. 5. i dont want to come back down from this cloud 6. ballstothewall 7. klapper 8. theacademy 9. trebor 10. 11. all of the best trolls have become mains by now 12. jom
ScuroFantasma 02.17.16	MVP/BEST USER: JohnnyOnTheSpot LVP/ WORST USER: up until yesterday, no one, but then Blatho showed up. BEST NEW USER: AngryLittleAlchemist, writes some seriously good reviews for a new user. WORST NEW USER: Still Blatho COMEBACK USER: ? BEST REVIEWER WITHOUT A TAG: Archelirion BEST STAFF: SowingSeason WORST STAFF: Don't really have one, I guess theacademy since he has like 10 reviews or something. BEST CONTRIB: ExplosiveOranges WORST CONTRIB: they're all cool with me best troll: Spoojy BEST MOD: Jom BEST LOOKING USER: Yak
Mystletainn 02.17.16	best user - idk worst user - Nocturnalize best new user - CL0VER is cool I guess worst new user - Nocturnalize comeback user - idk best reviewer w/o tag - Anyone I thought deserved a promotion got one so yeah best troll - The only person that really makes me laugh on here is Pots best mod - Jom I guess best looking - Me, duh
Nocturnalize 02.17.16	Yo im not a new user Mystletainn I've been here officially since 2009. But thanks for nominating me for worst user.
SharkTooth 02.17.16	1.idk 2.snakedelilah 3.CL0VER 4.idk 5.BallsToTheWall 6.SillyCaringRabbitPal/SpookyNewGhostFriend 7.Voivod or Insomniac15 8.idk 9.ExplosiveOranges or JamieTwort(idk tbh) 10.Judio 11.cjsixpointfive 12.Dev 13.idk
Keyblade 02.17.16	1. idk lets just pick jac but damn he d all his comments what a bitch oh well [2] 2. snakedelilah 3. hal1ax/enedwaith/user/shakerfake idk 4. torts even tho he's an alt 5. balls 6. shakerfaker 7. hyperion 8. idk 9. jamie 10. insurrection 11. hep/slipnslide
MyNameIsPencil 02.17.16	1: static, wherever you are you handsome beast 2: oisincoleman64/LordePonce 3: Cl0VER is alright 4: Brettgoespunk/SweenyTodd 5: Green Baron for ending snide's dumb "prank" 6: idk BMDrummer for sheer favouritism 7: JamieTwort (cause I want to avoid 1 user in 2 different spots) 8: Dave de Sylvia (picked an inactive user tbh) 9: judio! Cause I'm a brown noser 10: Gameofmetal? (no hard feelings, had to choose someone) 11: "best" troll on sputnikmusic lol 12: Deviant 13: Omaha 14: LordePots lol (I lied) 15: ZiggyStardust (love u) 16: Arcade
Trebor. 02.17.16	I won worst contrib last year lol
Trebor. 02.17.16	I'm gonna make a big 2016 comeback you'll asee
Nocturnalize 02.17.16	Nah 2016 gonna b mine bish
Mystletainn 02.17.16	"Yo im not a new user Mystletainn I've been here officially since 2009. But thanks for nominating me for worst user." All that salts making you look a little dehydrated, you should get some water.
brainmelter 02.17.16	really
DrMaximus 02.17.16	Worst Looking User
Tyler. 02.17.16	That's a good one
Ovrot 02.17.16	Where is the best hair award? That's the only one I ever win.
Artuma 02.17.16	i can't believe someone actually voted static for mvp
Deathconscious 02.17.16	15. Most underrated user, AdolfChrist
Parallels 02.17.16	>best/worst looking user people here actually post selfies?
altertide0 02.17.16	1 too many to choose from 2 smaugman, gives progheads a bad reputation 3 also a few to choose from but i'm gonna go with sachiko/living/nimb cause fight me 4 flyheadmetal, although i'm not sure it counts since he did finally log off (or mods logged him off, whatever) i'd suggest best lists and worst lists categories
Tunaboy45 02.17.16	Yaay
Artuma 02.17.16	1. bmdrummer 2. doomjitsu or whoever he was in the past 3. hal1ax 4. hecktopay 5. no idea 6. shakerfaker probably 7. xeno 8. daveyboy 9. jamietwort 10. arcade (sorry bro) 11. rabbitpal 12. deviant
DinosaurJones 02.17.16	DinosaurJones WHO SAID THAT
doomjitsu 02.17.16	fuck you artuma 2. artuma
DinosaurJones 02.17.16	>best/worst looking user people here actually post selfies? Never seen it. I don't, I hate the concept of selfies. But probably because I'm a fat, sweaty nerd.
Relinquished 02.17.16	yea blatho for worst user of all time
onionbubs 02.17.16	2, 4, and 14 are both onionbubs, don't know about the others. cj's probably 11
Flugmorph 02.17.16	User with the most uninteresting profile: me
Flugmorph 02.17.16	So this is him
onionbubs 02.17.16	1. arsmoriendi, i guess 2. onionbubs 3. doof if he counts? i just found out he's new here 4. onionbubs 5. dont know any 6. doctorjimmy (i dont know what it means to not have a tag, but i dig his reviews) 7. sowingseason 8. idk 9. idk 10. idk 11. CJSIXPOINTFIVE 12. jom 13. sillycaringrabbitpal 14. onionbubs
Keyblade 02.17.16	i swear onionbubs is the only one who ever talks about cj6.5
Flugmorph 02.17.16	'star.' 'blatho.' i chuckled. Thats my humor right there
Cygnatti 02.17.16	1. JohnnyOnTheSpot 2. ascension probs 3. Livingthrowaway 4. can't think of them right now. 5-12. n/a right now 9. Jamietwort
Flugmorph 02.17.16	idk i always loved LT
Flugmorph 02.17.16	he was legit
DinosaurJones 02.17.16	The only reason I know about cj is because of how much attention onionbubs called to him.
Flugmorph 02.17.16	im still in contact with him over steam
Keyblade 02.17.16	headphones u were my favorite :[ rip
onionbubs 02.17.16	youre welcome dinosaurjones!
Mort. 02.17.16	1. Sachiko 2. Snake delilah cos hes turned into sch a little bitch boy but used to be cool 3. Sachiko 4. no idea i ignore all new users 5. Mappy whenever he randomly pops his head back up 6. frip easily 7. klap 8. jacob royal 9. jamietwort 10. insurrection 11. no such thing theyre all awful 12. jom 13. yak 14. me 15. tunaboy
Mort. 02.17.16	"torts 02.17.16 [Report this Post] 1 Mort" godbless you torts fam
Cygnatti 02.17.16	oh that's right, jamie still a contrib
Ovrot 02.17.16	ovrot for best hair
Flugmorph 02.17.16	linglung for the most effective use of words
Devastator 02.17.16	Comeback, Me Best user, possibly me.
MyNameIsPencil 02.17.16	cutest couple: hep & Relinquished
Sevengill 02.17.16	Promote Jac already and confirm Everything Is Fire as best album ever
magicuba 02.17.16	how do you even remember so many user names
RVAHC13 02.17.16	[2]
SharkTooth 02.17.16	Probably a side effect of posting here too much
p4p 02.17.16	mvp: Chan (4ever) lvp: wannabe lgbt/social activist / pc police bnc: PappyMason (superb taste) wnu: that sonoma/flyhead guy cmbu: fourthreich brwat: shakerfaker bs: sgtpepper ws: sowingseason bc: ComeToDaddy wb: idk bt: acad bm: dev blu: Lakes wlu: fourthreich
evilford 02.17.16	1. god I don't even know. probably KILL 3. Spacesh1p 5. rasp 9. Jac 11. KILL 12. Jom
romulanrancor 02.17.16	1. KILL for sure 2. TheSonomaDude 14. I've heard that rom is a hotty
AlexKzillion 02.17.16	Worst New User: TheMrAlexK
RadicalEd 02.17.16	1. JohnnyOnTheSpot 2. Torts 3. DoofusWainwright if he still counts 4. - 5. BallstotheWall 6. Rowan (or Doofus if the newly promoted don't count) 7. Klappster 8. Jacob Royal 9. JamieTwort or ComeToDaddy 10. Contribs are generally fine writers 11. KILL 12. Jom 13. RadicalEd 14. RadicalEd
torts 02.17.16	yessssss finally got voted for something
Mort. 02.17.16	Yeah wow torts for worst user that makes loads and loads of sense Torts.......tomorts.......omorts......morts......mort. Torts is my alt
basikchanL 02.17.16	3. hal1ax or LT
BeyondCosby 02.17.16	Should there be a "Roast Master" category? I feel like some users are more creative with their insults than others.
Calc 02.17.16	is that a good thing?
BeyondCosby 02.17.16	Is any of this a good thing?
BeyondCosby 02.17.16	If I'm gonna get roasted I want it to be a well seasoned roast. Don't just throw me in the oven dry. Give me a rub down in some marinade or some shit.
Calc 02.17.16	idk, if you're roasting people on the internet on the reg you need a better hobby
MyNameIsPencil 02.17.16	"If you're roasting people on the internet on the reg you need a better hobby" [2]
wtferrothorn 02.17.16	1. LordePots 2. BrushedRed 3. CL0VER 4. brettgoespunk 5. ------ 6. Archelirion 7. insomniac15 8. Davey Boy 9. ComeToDaddy 10. Insurrection 11. CJSixPointFive 12. Jom 13. ------ 14. ------
LotusFlower 02.17.16	1. JohnnyOnTheSpot 2. Actually BlackKapes. 3. hal1ax 4. --- 5. --- 6. Archelirion 7. AtomicWaste 8. --- 9. AaronIsCrunchy 10. --- 11. CJSixPointFive 12. Jom 13. Me tbh 14. All of you.
SharkTooth 02.17.16	"If you're roasting people on the internet on the reg you need a better hobby" it honestly doesn't matter, in the end roasting people is really just as productive as doing anything else on this site, if you enjoy roasting people more power to you
Ovrot 02.17.16	guys remember to write me in for best hair
Calc 02.17.16	"it honestly doesn't matter, in the end roasting people is really just as productive as doing anything else on this site, if you enjoy roasting people more power to you" less so cuz your getting your rocks off putting people down. 100% of people would agree critiquing a review is more productive than shit talking. but whatever it doesn't matter
BeyondCosby 02.17.16	Lol I don't fucking roast people. But there are users like Hep Kat and Kill who love just dropping dookies on people. I mean, half this site was just shitting on Snide for the longest time. I personally don't do it but it seems to be built into the culture here. There are certain members of this site that get shit on the most and there are some who love doing it.
onionbubs 02.17.16	lol torts is nowhere near being the worst user here.
evilford 02.17.16	man so many people voting for johnnyonthespot for best user, I don't recall ever seeing him post even once. probably because I mostly hang out in metal threads I guess
doomjitsu 02.17.16	you gotta know the spot then
Essence 02.17.16	this can't possibly end well
InFlamesWeThrash666 02.17.16	Worst Username: me
onionbubs 02.17.16	best username: user
zakalwe 02.17.16	Best user - sput I love you all like children, ya fuckin brats
LotusFlower 02.17.16	Best looking: zak ;]
anarchistfish 02.17.16	man I don't really track personalities on here
LotusFlower 02.17.16	@bubs, you're right. I changed it to someone else.
Tyler. 02.17.16	added another one
onionbubs 02.17.16	15 onionbubs
DinosaurJones 02.17.16	Oh, 15 is a category I could actually be nominated in. I don't rustle anyone's jimmies, and whenever I disagree with someone, I always manage to comment on it in a non-inflammatory way. I'm just a boring, easy going kind of dude.
onionbubs 02.17.16	nah you pretty cool jones
LotusFlower 02.17.16	do you just want to feel included Jones :[
Sinternet 02.17.16	i'm a shoe-in for 3 i kno it
DinosaurJones 02.17.16	Not really, I just think that I couldn't be nominated in any of the others, haha. I'm kind of a wallflower.
Mystletainn 02.17.16	If Noc didn't show up recently I would of voted torts for worst user easily.
anarchistfish 02.17.16	1. mort since torts already voted him 3. wtferrothorn 7. klap 13. hep kat's gf
LotusFlower 02.17.16	ctrl+f: sinternet 0 of 0 :[
torts 02.17.16	wow clover man you had me at worst user? u were runner up for my fav newcomer : (
onionbubs 02.17.16	i dont get why torts is a common "worst user". he seems aight. then again, im probably a worse user than him anyways, so my opinion shouldnt count
Sinternet 02.17.16	it's ok there's still time keep the dream alive baby
anarchistfish 02.17.16	2. insurrection until he changes his avatar 10. as above
LotusFlower 02.17.16	I gave it some extra thoughts Torts and realized there are far worst users than you. You just have this really annoying "ironic sputnik edgelord" vibe that irks me, which confuses me because you seem to be a genuinely interesting user from time to time. love u man.
torts 02.17.16	I ain't edgy I promise I jus hate black sabbath thas it
LotusFlower 02.17.16	oh you hate black sabbath? back onto worst user you go.
onionbubs 02.17.16	lol
DinosaurJones 02.17.16	I think there are a lot of people with the "ironic sputnik edgelord" tag around here.
CalculatingInfinity 02.17.16	Too many unfortunately
onionbubs 02.17.16	definitely. i never thought of torts as one of them though
torts 02.17.16	yea thats like pots or balls or inflameswethrash if anyone
Sinternet 02.17.16	if i just spam this thread with my name in every category do i get the worst user award?
MarsKid 02.17.16	Worth a try.
SharkTooth 02.17.16	15 - a 3-way tie between Toondude, Tunaboy, and TalonsOfFire
Emyay 02.17.16	kill for all of them
ArsMoriendi 02.17.16	List needs more people to vote for wtferrtorn tbh
Ebola 02.17.16	Ebola 4 best new user or riot
ciregno 02.17.16	Really though?
LotusFlower 02.17.16	i was going to vote for ferrtorn, but he joined in 2014 so i didnt know if he counted or not.
Ovrot 02.17.16	boycott this list
Tyler. 02.17.16	[2]
SharkTooth 02.17.16	I'd vote for ferrothorn but what Cl0ver said
onionbubs 02.17.16	16 - onionbubs
Archelirion 02.17.16	@CLOVER, I think you may wanna look at your 9 again :3 That's the name I used to go by! Thanks though ;]
Sinternet 02.17.16	1. Sinternet 2. Sinternet 3. Sinternet 4. Sinternet 5. Sinternet 6. Sinternet 7. Sinternet 8. Sinternet 9. Sinternet 10. Sinternet 11. Sinternet 12. Sinternet 13. Sinternet 14. Sinternet 15. Sinternet 16. Sinternet 17. Sinternet
wham49 02.17.16	Torts, hating the almighty Sabbath is like not liking beer, it's sacrilegious
Ovrot 02.17.16	i am unboycotting this list
Tyler. 02.17.16	that's a load off my shoulders
zakalwe 02.17.16	Hang on, hang on hang on!!! There is beer brewed by yanks which is useless and then there is beer brewed by the rest of us which is different league.
Sinternet 02.17.16	only good beer is eastern and central european tho
KILL 02.17.16	sweet rich evans
zakalwe 02.17.16	Have you fucks knocked back a hobgoblin?
Asdfp277 02.17.16	so, who won?
Tyler. 02.17.16	Surprised kill is a rlm fan tbh
user 02.17.16	mvp - judio best contrib - judio best reviewer without a tag - frippertronics best looking user - judio best hair - judio i tend to try to avoid negativity but worst user - tunaboy45
KILL 02.17.16	been a fan since like 2012 bro, new best of the worst almost made me cry with laughter
Tyler. 02.17.16	Oh neat. Same here. Have you seen space cop yet?
TalonsOfFire 02.17.16	This past year was pretty uneventful compared to 2014
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.16	Inb4 someone hilarious lists themselves as every one of these hahaha so funny o wait sin ur lame
brainmelter 02.17.16	Can I nominate myself for best looking user and best hair or something
user 02.17.16	@pots with the way these categories are listed I could technically be the only choice for some of them hoo ha
user 02.17.16	I am best user, worst user, best looking user, etc. arent I hilarious
romulanrancor 02.17.16	you're the only user on this site really :/
Tyler. 02.17.16	Yeah why is no one voting
user 02.17.16	can I suggest new categories?
hogan900 02.17.16	Rip Andcas
Asdfp277 02.17.16	i don't know y'all guys enough to vote ://
Judio! 02.17.16	phil
user 02.17.16	you've been here for roughly 1126 days how do you not know anyone
bowlofsoup 02.17.16	15. bowlofsoup Been here 5 years, haven't done anything noticeable.
evilford 02.17.16	really tho LVP should go to snide hands down
theBoneyKing 02.17.16	Ok only voting categories that stick out to me. 1. pots because in my short time here he has come to represent what I think of when I think of sput 3. DoofusWainwright 7. klap obviously 8. theacademy 9. Arcade 11. Stjimmy101 (though I can never tell if he's serious)
theBoneyKing 02.17.16	Just control f'd myself and only saw one mention under Most Uninteresting, I guess that's pretty accurate.
DoofusWainwright 02.17.16	Cheers Boney and Ed I'm gonna puss out of voting in my first year here, still getting to know y'all Other than...Pots for best user, same reason that Boney gave
JamieTwort 02.17.16	Thanks for the votes bros.
theBoneyKing 02.17.16	Yeah Doof same, for the most part I still don't have enough of a feel for the landscape here to accurately assess most of these categories.
Sinternet 02.17.16	just trying for that worst user award pots
chemicalmarriage 02.17.16	I cut my dry time after my shower in half by doin a good shake
LotusFlower 02.17.16	I love you boney
Mort. 02.17.16	yeah wtf i can probably name 101 users if i tried
theBoneyKing 02.17.16	Aw, thanks Cl0ver!
Snake. 02.17.16	2. ascension 3. cl0ver 4. stjimmy101 7. johnnyonthespot 8. daveyboy 9. arcade 10. treb [∞] 11. benecidal/quentin5/joyousride 12. sowing 13. yaknips 14. arsmoriendi 15. snowdog808
BlacKapes 02.17.16	damn 1 for me being worst user but theres no way im worse than pots or yak or torts or deviant or snide, also you fucked up my name
Asdfp277 02.17.16	2. BlacKapes
Snake. 02.17.16	"hes turned into sch a little bitch boy" nah i was always like this tbqh
BlacKapes 02.17.16	2. assfap277 lul lmao but at least you got my name right js
onionbubs 02.17.16	still really dont get how torts is a bad user
Asdfp277 02.17.16	actually no, wait 1. pots 2. torts 4. BlacKapes 9. JohnnyOnTheSpot 12. Deviant. 16. ovrot
user 02.17.16	"damn 1 for me being worst user but theres no way im worse than pots or yak or torts or deviant or snide, also you fucked up my name" seriously? yak is an awesome dude.
BlacKapes 02.17.16	torts is bad because he used to sign everything he said like this -torts
BlacKapes 02.17.16	yeah ok yak is better than the others fair enough, he aight
user 02.17.16	and you can only truly appreciate dev when he's not here
zakalwe 02.17.16	That torts sign off is quite possibly the only reason I come back to this site. I'm sure the fucker ripped it off of me.
BlacKapes 02.17.16	lol -torts
DoofusWainwright 02.17.16	I want to know why he stopped signing off his comments I kept still seeing them in the corner of my eye when reading his comments like some sort of phantom limb
BlacKapes 02.17.16	probably bc i started doing it every time he commented on something, everyone else should do the same -torts
onionbubs 02.17.16	i saw -torts suggested in the commniac band name thread a couple of times.
Conmaniac 02.17.16	classic thread
CaimanJesus 02.17.16	Can I win most irrelevant
Mystletainn 02.17.16	I think torts stopped sigging because everyone was making fun of it. I've also seen torts be a dick to people for no reason and he has shitty opinions, so ya he sucks.
zakalwe 02.17.16	It's fact that not one person here is an arse except when it comes to discussing drugs, politics, post 2000 music and TDAG. When them topics crop up this place turns into cunt central.
dbizzles 02.17.16	I'm surprised at how civil this thread has been.
alienobserver 02.17.16	ctrl + f alienobserver
alienobserver 02.17.16	i love u torts
CaimanJesus 02.17.16	he spelt your name wrong
BlacKapes 02.17.16	its even funnier that he stopped because people were making fun of it lmao, yeah worst user confirmed
alienobserver 02.17.16	"aleinboserver" fuck u torts
SharkTooth 02.17.16	"This past year was pretty uneventful compared to 2014" My thoughts exactly
alienobserver 02.17.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5xXBh_HzGs gonna leave this really sweet french skramz album here with really sweet female vox
TalonsOfFire 02.17.16	Yeah Sharktooth also thanks for voting me for 15 lol, not that I blame you; I've barely been that active this past year besides posting reviews.
SharkTooth 02.17.16	Lol yeah dude props for not getting offended
Dylan620 02.17.16	1. either theNateman, TheBoneyKing, or danielcardoso 2. Dylan620 3. AngryLittleAlchemist 6. Frippertronics 7. SowingSeason 9. Arcade 11. theacademy 12. Deviant. 15. Dylan620
TalonsOfFire 02.17.16	Guess I haven't jammed enough stoner rock to gain your approval eh... that's all I remember our past interactions being about anyway
SharkTooth 02.18.16	well obviously you're gonna remember that since all 100% of them happened on the QOTSA threads lol And as such since I know so little about you and you're not that active anyway, you don't really strike me as much other than "guy who reviews stuff and likes metal" no offense :D
Calc 02.18.16	plz vote me 15 people. plz plz plz
SharkTooth 02.18.16	nah Tunaboy and Toondude got you beat by a country mile
TalonsOfFire 02.18.16	I was certainly more controversial in 2014 that's for sure. I think shooting for contrib and getting my act together this past year made me less prone to arguments and shit like that
Gameofmetal 02.18.16	2. Worst User? The available answers are: A. BlacKapes B. BlacKapes C. BlacKapes D. BlacKapes E. All of the above
SharkTooth 02.18.16	makes sense I guess
Deathconscious 02.18.16	who is blackkapes anyways, i thought he was kill's alt when i saw his profile pic.
SharkTooth 02.18.16	His username used to be MyLittlePenis but then the mods changed it to MyLittlePony and he then requested it to be BlackApes to save himself from embarrassment
Gameofmetal 02.18.16	"who is blackkapes anyways, i thought he was kill's alt when i saw his profile pic." he used to have deviants pic, pretty much just copies people and trolls
Deathconscious 02.18.16	lol
Sinternet 02.18.16	solid contributor to the site
JigglyPDiddy 02.18.16	I win all the prizes.
Cygnatti 02.18.16	pizza is pretty cool i guess - torts
LoLifant 02.18.16	I'm the best new user :(
Cygnatti 02.18.16	no - torts
BlacKapes 02.18.16	lol gameofmetal is just butthurt because i wrote a shit review about a shit band he loves -torts
LoLifant 02.18.16	i am torts - torts
Cygnatti 02.18.16	stfu! - torts
Asdfp277 02.18.16	can y'all, not
LoLifant 02.18.16	I actually have no idea who torts is
Asdfp277 02.18.16	good
Sinternet 02.18.16	torts is some cunt - torts
LoLifant 02.18.16	i love this site
Gameofmetal 02.18.16	"lol gameofmetal is just butthurt because i wrote a shit review about a shit band he loves -torts" you're right about the first thing
Mort. 02.18.16	Game knows all about shit reviews Jk fam
torts 02.18.16	s/o game tho lol - torts
Mort. 02.18.16	Torts best user of my time here
Mort. 02.18.16	My alt
Frippertronics 02.18.16	3 - user
Frippertronics 02.18.16	"2. Fripp deffs needs to get fucked pretty hard and himself is the one to do it" i'm honored, Mr. Reich
Sinternet 02.18.16	'greasy fat 23 year old comic nerds zitty pizza ass grew some ratchet buck teeth out of its dirty purple butt-hole and then got fucked by a lamprey eel the width of channing tatums neck' that is some vivid and disturbing imagery
MistaCrave 02.18.16	I wonder how many people have control f'd themselves so far on this list
user 02.18.16	"I've lurked plenty of ugly motherfuckers on this site but honestly I have to go with Futures aka BJ Laforest. With the definition of a face only a mother could love the dude looks like some greasy fat 23 year old comic nerds zitty pizza ass grew some ratchet buck teeth out of its dirty purple butt-hole and then got fucked by a lamprey eel the width of channing tatums neck" jesus dude
ZippaThaRippa 02.18.16	Hey Pots. Thanks. :')
torts 02.18.16	pots cmon SPARE HIS LIFE
Rhyme 02.18.16	commented like five times last year but i still managed to get one vote lol god bless u six. dont know enough users these days i'll just do categories i can say with confidence: 1. sixdegrees 3. hal1ax 9. johnnyonthespot 12. jom
Keyblade 02.18.16	woulda voted for u again this year but gotta give the 2015 users a chance this time tho
Rhyme 02.18.16	tru most 2015 users are more deserving of a vote than me tbh
oisincoleman64 02.18.16	Huh I only got 1 vote for 2 I'm surprised
Judio! 02.18.16	"14. I've lurked plenty of ugly motherfuckers on this site but honestly I have to go with Futures aka BJ Laforest. With the definition of a face only a mother could love the dude looks like some greasy fat 23 year old comic nerds zitty pizza ass grew some ratchet buck teeth out of its dirty purple butt-hole and then got fucked by a lamprey eel the width of channing tatums neck http://tinypic.com/r/2gud444/9" Seriously what the fuck dude
cirq 02.18.16	CIRQ
Asdfp277 02.18.16	who's that, is that actually futures or
MO 02.18.16	holy shit cirq rears his head
cirq 02.18.16	Where?!
theacademy 02.18.16	cirq
SharkTooth 02.18.16	@Asdfp yes it is
SharkTooth 02.18.16	"14. I've lurked plenty of ugly motherfuckers on this site but honestly I have to go with Futures aka BJ Laforest. With the definition of a face only a mother could love the dude looks like some greasy fat 23 year old comic nerds zitty pizza ass grew some ratchet buck teeth out of its dirty purple butt-hole and then got fucked by a lamprey eel the width of channing tatums neck http://tinypic.com/r/2gud444/9" S A V A G E
Asdfp277 02.18.16	how'd u get that lol, yeah lorde whooped that bitch bald
ArsMoriendi 02.18.16	It's his Facebook profile pic lol
Asdfp277 02.18.16	poor dude, how he got his name out
SharkTooth 02.18.16	It was linked on his last.fm profile, then Lakes started making fun of his image, making an edited version his own avatar for a while
ZippaThaRippa 02.18.16	Christ. Doesn't anyone have any mercy?
Keyblade 02.18.16	lakes prob wanted the d tbh
ArsMoriendi 02.18.16	"poor dude, how he got his name out" Facebook Sputnik Group. I was part of the old one... not in the new one though lol But it was Lakes who brought the pic to Sput.
SharkTooth 02.18.16	Lakes actually did joke about wanting the d from Futures while making fun of Futures's photo
Asdfp277 02.18.16	what dick does lakes not want
ArsMoriendi 02.18.16	"lakes prob wanted the d tbh" I remember when Lakes was genuinely upset when I told him that I didn't find him attractive. People who hit on people on Sputnik are fucking weird... Oh god, that reminds me of WilhelmBlack. That guy was fucking creepy too.
SharkTooth 02.18.16	The best part was that Lakes got unbanned from the review site the same day Futures got a scorched earth ban, and to celebrate Lakes changed his av to Futures's unedited face just to taunt the guy 2014 was a great year
Asdfp277 02.18.16	yo ars, send us dick pics
MO 02.18.16	"14. I've lurked plenty of ugly motherfuckers on this site but honestly I have to go with Futures aka BJ Laforest. With the definition of a face only a mother could love the dude looks like some greasy fat 23 year old comic nerds zitty pizza ass grew some ratchet buck teeth out of its dirty purple butt-hole and then got fucked by a lamprey eel the width of channing tatums neck http://tinypic.com/r/2gud444/9" wow, I knew pots was a little of the deep end but goddamn
SharkTooth 02.18.16	RIP
Tyler. 02.18.16	What a great community we have here
ArsMoriendi 02.18.16	Sea lampreys are the worst thing ever. Not only are they a horrible invasive species, but holy fuck they're so scary looking. I REALLY want them to go extinct.
SharkTooth 02.18.16	@asdfp where do you get those characters dude? I could use a site like that
Keyblade 02.18.16	honestly the bigger diss was the unicorn aids plz dont doxx me part yall need to put down the pompoms tho
Tyler. 02.18.16	I knew this thread was going to be kinda bad but you guys have really outdone yourselves
Asdfp277 02.18.16	the characters are called fullwidth
Asdfp277 02.18.16	who dat oh god are we doing this lol
ArsMoriendi 02.18.16	"yo ars, send us dick pics" https://farm1.staticflickr.com/83/278722116_6653e9f7ac_o.jpg
ArsMoriendi 02.18.16	"who dat" That's Lakes.
Asdfp277 02.18.16	he don't have a fedora tho
user 02.18.16	that's pots
Tyler. 02.18.16	Finally someone says something that isn't awful
SharkTooth 02.18.16	thank you
Sinternet 02.18.16	you guys make me feel bad for futures and i don't think that's a good thing
Tyler. 02.18.16	Nevermind user edited his comment I take it back
Asdfp277 02.18.16	yeah that was harsh lol i'm ugly myself so i feel him lol
SharkTooth 02.18.16	I'll vote myself for lvp if it matters
user 02.18.16	sorry tyler, dont really wanna stir up anything
SharkTooth 02.18.16	just vote me if you wish, you're perfectly justified in doing so and I have no ego to hurt regarding this site
user 02.18.16	well you edited your post too so i think history has erased itself
SharkTooth 02.18.16	Did my edits change that much tho? I edited one post because it looked like I was on ratchet Twitter
Keyblade 02.18.16	it also looked like you had potsy's dick in your mouth
user 02.18.16	yeah, pretty much
SharkTooth 02.18.16	it was more that I had a hateboner for Futures tbh
CaimanJesus 02.18.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cakqwiz2wT4&index=6&list=PL2MC3Y8YeGNL0S-M2rLBboJ27howD1Z_q
user 02.18.16	is that flyhead?
CaimanJesus 02.18.16	Perhaps
user 02.18.16	bummer
Ovrot 02.18.16	good list
Asdfp277 02.18.16	livingthrowaway / sach was such a cool dude
ScuroFantasma 02.18.16	Agreed
DinosaurJones 02.18.16	Damn, I miss a lot by only browsing this site when I'm in the office.
BlacKapes 02.18.16	LOL idk futures but LOL DAMN NIGGA
anarchistfish 02.18.16	"you guys make me feel bad for futures and i don't think that's a good thing" [2]
anarchistfish 02.18.16	i'm not sure i can even rip into him for his moronic political views anymore
Gameofmetal 02.18.16	"you guys make me feel bad for futures and i don't think that's a good thing" you sure about that
Ashen 02.19.16	sort of unrelated but onionbubs is like cannon fodder for whoever feels like being mean that day. the guy really hasn't done anything worthy of being whipped all the time and he downs himself a lot. more encouragement and less being a cunt would be cool 5: onionbubs idc
hal1ax 02.19.16	onion is a sweet boy
ArsMoriendi 02.19.16	So he's a yellow onion? aka Sweet onion lol
Keyblade 02.19.16	agreed he's a cool kid, there are literally dozens of worse users
ArsMoriendi 02.19.16	onion voted me for best user, how could I not like the guy haha
Artuma 02.19.16	"So he's a yellow onion? aka Sweet onion lol" actually i'm gonna change my lvp vote for arsmoriendi instead of doomjitsu
ArsMoriendi 02.19.16	Dammit Artuma I thought we were cool
Artuma 02.19.16	yeah but now you reminded me of what made you such a pain in the ass in the first place
ArsMoriendi 02.19.16	Don't you mean a pain in the arse? ;)
Artuma 02.19.16	just don't post anything in a while please
Killerhit 02.19.16	bliss
Tyler. 02.19.16	What artuma said
Mystletainn 02.19.16	I don't see how onionbubs is worst user either, he seems okay.
alienobserver 02.19.16	my review name is making fun of some thing he had on his favorite band box or something he posted on a list and he noticed it recently and shoutboxed me and said it was hilarious bless his soul
BlacKapes 02.19.16	-torts
anarchistfish 02.19.16	9. arcade
LepreCon 02.20.16	KILL should get the best user award. I've dipped in and out of Sputnik over the years so I otherwise don't know who else is really on the prowl these days, I tend to take a breather when the place gets flooded with dipshits every couple of months.
ZippaThaRippa 02.20.16	There are new dipshits joining all the time. Some of those dipshits actually stick around and become good users. But not so much anymore
LepreCon 02.20.16	A lot of the old asshats were gone when I returned earlier last year and it's held pretty tight since then, just work and stuff wrecks me out too much from spending more time here these days.
Titan 02.20.16	Ars is the man! He is in to some pretty good music too......granted his taste is as shitty as it gets within 'that' music, but still
ArsMoriendi 02.20.16	Is 'that' music jam bands? Lol
Asdfp277 02.20.16	probably
Titan 02.21.16	you're missing it Moriendi....you're missing it
Storm In A Teacup 02.23.16	1 johnnyonthespot Honestly don't know how to vote on anything else in a serious way
Storm In A Teacup 02.23.16	Also couldnt decide between futures or snake for worst user so didn't vote on that either. Unless I can vote for both of them as worst user?
rasputin 02.23.16	i vote for myself for comeback user of 2015 because in 2015 i did come on a lot of chicks' backs
evilford 02.23.16	So apparently someone deleted pots' post about futures but 37 people quoted it and none of those have been deleted
romulanrancor 02.23.16	"i vote for myself for comeback user of 2015 because in 2015 i did come on a lot of chicks' backs" eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ArsMoriendi 02.23.16	@evilford: that sucks because now his votes are gone too.
Tyler. 02.23.16	Oh no
demigod! 02.23.16	gonna vote for al gore
Calc 02.23.16	is this gonna end? or does no one win
Tyler. 02.23.16	Gonna tally it tomorrow I think
Calc 02.23.16	I better win 15 cheese. my vote counts for 10 and I pick me for 15 dammit!!
Tunaboy45 02.23.16	Nah mate I've got 15 in the bag
ChoccyPhilly 02.23.16	'ctrl+f choc' 0 of 0 results :[
Tunaboy45 02.23.16	13 ChoccyPhilly luv u < 3
onionbubs 02.23.16	can i change my vote of "worst new user" to nuuprizing? i forgot he existed until a couple of minutes ago.
user 02.23.16	what's wrong with nuuprizing?
BeyondCosby 02.23.16	Onionbubs is not the worst.
Avagantamos 02.23.16	1. ffs 2. futures 3. onionbubs 4. themagicalblender 7. hyperion 8. acad (I don't understand why he is staff) 10. insurrection 13. avagantamos
Tunaboy45 02.23.16	I'd say zak is the mvp
AmericanFlagAsh 02.24.16	Lol kind of glad I didn't make any lists
Tyler. 02.27.16	Should I tally this now? I'm kinda tired
Snake. 02.27.16	can't wait to be the worst user on this site
LoLifant 02.27.16	I should be most underrated and overlooked user. :(
Apollo 02.27.16	99% of users posting on this site in 2016 should be in category 2
Apollo 02.27.16	harken back....to a time when douchebags were just as present, trolls just as awful, stupid teenagers just as stupid, elitists (present company included) feeling just as elite, and peon's just as....average.
Apollo 02.27.16	MISS YOU PIT, HANS, INVEIGH, GMORK, SATTY, JOSH D, CONE, CHAMBERED, BALC, SCOOT AND ANYONE ELSE FROM 2010 WHO NEVER POSTS ON HERE ANYMORE....FUCK SPUT 2016!
Snake. 02.27.16	"99% of users posting on this site in 2016 should be in category 2" is that because people are still using and joining this website or is the userbase really that bad
Calc 02.27.16	no one cares anymore....
Apollo 02.27.16	read my sardonic (and partly serious) comments above Snake...I'm an almost 30 year old man...my sput days are almost completed....I shall be laid to rest in the hallowed halls of the old men and (possibly) women who posted on sput during their youth and now are old, jaded and irrelevant, ranting at this new fangled world passing them by
Ryus 02.27.16	1. johnnyonthespot 2. - 3. hal1ax 4. - 5. who 6. shakerfaker 7. hyperion 8. - 9. jamietwort 10. 11. none 12. jom? 13. pots obv 14. skele