Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 207
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2312
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
Review Comments 45,730

12.01.15 Last Team Standing11.29.15 Hungover
11.28.15 Stay Blessed11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing
11.20.15 POW!!11.15.15 Cam Newton
11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist
11.08.15 NFC Underdogs11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.
10.27.15 Fast Riffs10.22.15 Frostbitten
10.21.15 Media Hype10.20.15 $20
10.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life
10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes
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Places To Get Drunk Ranked

Small sampler

Working drunk at a restaurant is so much fun. Slaving away for customers is so much more fun when you're impaired by alcohol.

There are no inhibitions at weddings, at least for me. I go ham all the time. It's the same story with each wedding, drink, then eat, drink some more, puke in the sink or on the table water glasses, wrap the tie around my head and dance like a corny ass nigga
3Other Peoples Houses

I loved getting drunk and naked at my friends friends houses as a teenager. They were so disgusted and probably thought I was a killjoy but I was having a blast especially when some great tunes came on so I could pelvic thrust or take a shit in the backyard.

Getting drunk in the woods is so kvlt and oh so fun. Me and my friend St bernardus had a absolute ball roaming through the Devil's Courtyard,NC. Ending finally with a nice open shit in the great outdoors.
5Movie Theaters.

Some theaters already stock beer for you you to buy, if so or if not you can also stock a shit load of small liquor bottles in your pocket to enhance the viewing experience. A bad movie works better.
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